-Peters video diary opening during Civil War.
-Literally anything Ned said or did.
-Peter saving the cat from the fire too.
-The cheesy videos Cap had to make for detention and gym class.
-“Yeah he’s kind of a war criminal now, but the video is state required.”
-Tony on screen is always a good thing.
-Spidey trying to use web shooters in the suburbs.
- “No thanks, I don’t want to celebrate something built by slaves.”
-Marisa Tomei as Aunt May
-the diversity was pretty nice
-Him naming the suit lady Karen
-“If you really cared you would actually be here!” *Tony steps out of suit*
-The ‘I survive NYC’ shirt with hello kitty pj pants.
-Michelle drawing people in distress.
-THE PLOT TWIST
-Peter during all the hoco pictures
-“I’m watching…. uh… porn?”
-Ned when he used the web shooter and saved peter.
-Tom Holland’s acting when the build collapsed on Peter.
-Peter not needing the fancy suit to still be a hero.
-“Actually, my friends call me MJ.”
-The bathroom scene with Happy and Peter.
-Possibly Pepper and Tony engagement??
-Aunt May in the end.
-THE LAST AFTER CREDIT SCENE
Everything great about Tony Stark in Spider-Man Homecoming:
He was totally cool with Peter making a vlog and went along with it
He made an inappropriate flirtatious comment about Aunt May and immediately apologized for it
The way he acted for that entire scene.
Like… he knew Peter was really looking up to him and he had no idea how to handle that and he tried his best to play it cool.
He saved Peter’s life from THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD!!
He installed Peter’s suit with anything that would keep him safe, including a parachute and a goddamn heater because what if my son goes out and it’s cold and he forgot a sweater?
He called the FBI about the weapons and told Peter to stay away from it because he didn’t want Peter to get in any more danger
He called Peter to tell him he was proud of Peter’s work at Washington DC and that he had underestimated him.
He went into ‘Suspicious Dad‘ mode the instant he heard the siren on the boat.
“Hey, Spider-Man. How’s band practice?”
Translation: “you are so grounded.“
He told Peter off and then went ‘Great, now I sound like my dad.‘ Oh god, he’s still haunted by how badly his father raised and he doesn’t want to have the same impact on Peter. This man needs a hug like, now.
“If you’re nothing without this suit, than you shouldn’t have it.“
He made an ENTIRE NEW SUIT for him and was totally ready to unveil Spider-Man as a new Avenger to the world because he is just so proud of his Spider son.
He doesn’t object when Peter says no and decides to go back to just being a friendly neighbor hood superhero for the time being.
do you guys ever sit there and think about how extra tony stark is?
like this man literally took the shrapnel that was wedged inside his chest and made a necklace out of it for the love of his life?
who does shit like that?
he could’ve easily gotten her a diamond necklace worth more than a house, but instead, he gets pepper an essentially worthless necklace that literally holds all the meaning in the world. tony is legit giving pepper his heart. you can’t get deeper than that. you can’t love deeper than that.
fuck you and your sentimentality, tony. you big bad villain.