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Tubby the tuba transcript except tiny:

Once upon a time there was an orchestra which was all busy tuning up. First the oboe gave his A, then the strings, then the woodwinds, then the brass. Up and around the scales they raced helter skelter, faster and faster. All but Tubby the Tuba: a fat little tuba—puffing away, but oh so slow. “Oh what lovely music,” thought Tubby and sighed. “There! What’s the matter?!” said Pepo the piccolo. “Oh,” said Tubby. “Every time we do a new piece, you all get such pretty melodies to play—And I, never never a pretty melody.” “But people don’t write pretty melodies for tubas; it just isn’t done!—Oh, there’s the conductor!” “Shhhhhhhhh!” First, the violins danced the lovely little tune. Then, the woodwinds picked it up! “Our turn!” tooted the trumpets. And the rest joined in! “Tubby,” said the conductor. “Tubby!” “Phew” “Tubby, what’s the matter?” “Please sir, I thought it would be so nice to dance with the pretty little tune—instead of going oompa, oompa all the time!” “Dance!” Laughed the violins, “Dance? Oh, really?!” And the french horn put his hand to his mouth and snickered. And the whole orchestra began to laugh! Ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Heheh heheh Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah heheh HAH HAH HAH HAH HEH HAAAAA HaaAH haH HahHAAAA. “Stop it!” cried the conductor. “Stop it, I say! Tubby!” “Please sir, I wasn’t laughing….” Rehearsal was over, and Tubby went to the river and sat down on a log and looked at himself in the water. “Ahem! Hmm! Baaarggguhhp! Baaaarggguhhp! Lovely evening! Baaaarggguhhp! Baaaarggguhhp! I said, lovely evening! Clummp! Clummp! Clummp! I said, bea -u-ti-ful evening! Hello, baaarguhhp! Hello, baaarguhhp! Helloooo!” But Tubby just sat. “Oh, well! I’m not wanted!” “Oh!” cried Tubby. “Please, Mr. Frog! Please come back! I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to be impolite…” “Oh, that’s alright! I’m used to it! No one pays any attention to me either!” “Really?!” “Every night I sit here and sing my heart out! But does anyone listen to me? No….” “Can you sing?” “Can I sing? Listen!” “Oh that’s lovely!” said Tubby. “Now you try it!” said the Frog. “Oh, thank you!” said Tubby. “Say, you’re a very fine tuba! Do you know it, Tubby? You know, you should try that with your orchestra sometime!” “Oh, I will! Goodbye Mr. Frog!” And off went Tubby as happy as happy could be. The next day, the orchestra was busy tuning up and buzzing with excitement over the arrival of the great new conductor Senior Pizzicato. “Alright! Begin!” “Oh that wretched tuba! He’ll disgrace us!” The trombone stuck out his tongue! And the trumpets snickered! “Tubby,” said Senior Pizzicato. “Tubby, I’ve never heard a tuba play a melody before! Let’s hear the rest of it!” “Oh!” said Tubby. “Well, how perfectly wonderful!” “Please Tubby, may we sing your song too?” “How about us?” cried the xylophones. “And me!” said the trombone. “May I?” said the pianist. “Here I come!” cried Pepo. And they all played! “Well we’ve done it, haven’t we, Tubby! We have our points too, don’t we?!” “Oh, how happy I am!”

BTS as things my husband has said/done

Seokjin: *Looks at own picture* “OH GOD! Look at that jawline!”

Jungkook: *flosses teeth with two dental picks at the same time*

Taehyung: “what if like pepo(our dog) just turns around one day and says, ‘what are you doing man?’ In a deep voice?”

Yoongi: “who the hell wants kids when you can sleep?” Or “all I need in my life is me and my bed.”

Jimin: *baby voice* you and me are gonna do it right tonight!

Hoseok:*speaking to Pepo* “YOU’RE SO BEAUTIFUL!”

Namjoon: “Everything in this life has a solution except death.”

[SCENARIO] How the Performance Team will Propose (MH/DN)

AND WE’RE DONE WITH THE PROPOSAL SCENARIOS! Thank you so much for supporting this mini scenario series. It was definitely enjoyable to imagine how these scenes would play out, and we hope you guys would love it too! We’re not currently accepting any more scenario requests, so be sure to look out for the reopening of our request box if you would like to see a new scenario series!

A/N: That wraps up the Performance Team! Hope you guys enjoyed this <3 Pepo Team’s Maknae line always makes me so soft ugh I wanna squish them forever.

-wooed<3
-scooped✌️

Originally posted by saebum


SYNOPSIS

Okay, so they may not be the most romantic or flamboyant, but know this: though unconventional, the boys can be pretty darn sincere and so so so sweet with their proposals your teeth will get cavities. Who needs epic and grand proposals? They want the special moment to be for you and ONLY FOR YOU.



MINGHAO

Originally posted by minghaos


  • The Shyest but the sweetest kid ever
  • SKINSHIP TO HIM IS A BIG THING
  • So he’s really shy at initiating
  • But when he DOES, YOUR HEART MELTS INTO A FLOP
  • As a boyfriend, he is always the considerate and understanding
  • From helping you queue for your favourite oppa’s merchandise
  • To surprising you with your favourite food when u tell him you’re hungry at 2am
  • HE’S JUST THE BEST OKAY WHO WOULDN’T WANT HIM AS A BOYFRIEND
  • Will definitely prepare many many many MANY things just for the proposal
  • Probably already has approval from his parents
  • Invites you over for a casual date in his home
  • Buys flowers and everything romantic WHEE
  • Prepares like dimsum for a nice meal before the big event
  • NOT FORGETTING BUYING YOU A SUPER CUTE DRESS THAT YOU’VE BEEN EYEING THE PAST MONTH
  • WILL GIFT YOU THE prized family possession
  • Okay abit cliche but you know the part where he just takes out the gold-ish jade-ish bracelet and he goes
  • “This used to by my mum’s”
  • /takes your hands
  • /looks into your eyes
  • /puts on the bracelet for you
  • “Now its yours”
  • Both of you just pause there for a moment, enjoying each other’s silence and loving gaze
  • You’re just staring at him like he’s the most precious thing in the world
  • “Will you marry me? Y/N?”
  • And internally you’re just frozen, like you’re so so SOOOO Happy and delighted
  • This shy boy, making a proposal, in front of you, in his apartment
  • Your pause made him feel uncertain and he just looks somewhere else like ANYWHERE but your eyes because he’s 1. Nervous and 2. Super shy and slightly embarassed and 3. AFRAID OF YOUR REJECTION (But ofc he is very sure of the relationship that the both of you are in)
  • THEN AGAIN how could you reject someone so precious like Minghao
  • As soon as you nod your head, he just LETS GO OF HIS EMOTIONS like you can see all his stress fade away from the relief on his face and he’ll pull you in for a long, tight hug
  • At some point you’ll feel his tears trickle down your neckline as he leans the side of his face on your ear during the hug
  • AND YES DUH YOU’LL BE CRYING TOO
  • Both of you will be a crying mess just laughing at each other
  • “Why you crying pabo”
  • “But you’re crying too”
  • Just in total bliss the both of you would be
  • Ah love <3


CHAN

Originally posted by livelovelunch


  • I’d like to imagine that Chan would love to date someone that loves dance as much as he does
  • Like, you don’t need to be a professional dancer or anything, but he gets so soft every time he sees the sparkle in your eyes whenever you watch someone dance, your passion, your awe, your sheer appreciation for that art
  • He prefers if it was him you were watching, though
  • You both do this thing where he would play soft music in your home, the empty practice room, anywhere private really, and you would just hold hands and feel the music, swaying happily in each other’s arms
  • YOU KNOW THERE’S THIS SCENE IN STEVEN UNIVERSE WHERE (*ahem* spoiler) RUBY AND SAPPHIRE DANCE IN THE FOREST AND THEY FALL IN LOVE WHILE HUMMING TO MUSIC AND THEY END UP FUSING INTO GARNET aljfdlskjfdadf it was so beautiful
  • You both watch that show and you both love that scene so so so so much
  • He even tries to call you ‘my Sapphire’ for a nickname once but you both ended up getting teased by the boys (he still saves it as your contact name, tho)
  • And his name on your contacts has a little red ruby emoji next to it 🔴
  • So anyway, back to the proposal
  • I doubt Chan would be exactly willing have a GRAND, ROMANTIC proposal that involves all the preparations and all that stuffs
  • And he wouldn’t tell the boys when he’s planning to propose
  • Because he really doesn’t want them to freak out or become super overbearing or anything like that
  • Also because he wants this moment to be special just for you and only the both of you
  • It’ll just be like any other day, you both will be taking a relaxing walk through the gardens
  • Kids are already home for dinner now so it’s pretty deserted, but oh so romantic with flowers readily blooming at the peak of spring
  • Maybe he’d be having a bad day at practice, so you’d bring him out to relax and unwind after work
  • And he feels so lucky that you’re always looking out for him and taking care of him
  • Hand in hand you’d bring him to a small but prettily lit pavilion
  • “It’s really nice here, isn’t it?” you tell him.
  • “Would you like to dance with me?”
  • And he does, slipping your hands into his you both waltz to a slow, melodious song, his body behind yours, his chin on your shoulder
  • You can feel the timbre of his voice when he lightly hums to the song, and it makes you so soft and it takes all you could to not melt in his arms
  • He’d start planting little butterfly kisses down your neck and you laugh in protest because it tickles.
  • And your laugh is just melodious to his ears. He wants nothing more than to be able to wake up to this every morning.
  • So he tightens his hold on you and sighs ever so blissfully, “God, I want to spend the rest of my life with you.”
  • You chuckle again, “You flatter me, Chan.” But the look in his eyes were dead serious and so full of emotion. “I mean it, I want to be with you forever.”
  • And he gets down on one knee.
  • “I know I don’t really have everything prepared… I’m not the most well-endowed, nor am I the most talented, but I’ll try my damnedest best to make you the happiest girl on Earth, so please…
  • “Will you be my dance partner for the rest of my life?”
  • Your only response is gleefully throwing your arms around his neck, and he happily lifts you off your feet and swings you around the pavilion, planting sweet kisses along your jawline (like how Ruby does alsjflkjfsaf) as you both celebrate.