A Jesse Swanson/Jeca Appreciation Post (A.K.A. Jesse’s Inner Voice)
Since the movie was severely lacking in our favorite adorkable, golden-voiced dream guy (I’ve seen the movie twice now and I did still enjoy it even though I now knew about Jesse’s cut storyline but still I WANT MORE OF MY BABY), I’ve decided that this is in order (gifs are not mine):
Look at me, I am adorable and I will serenade you and you will love me and we will be aca-awesome together.
I actually really like you and I think you’re insanely pretty and I will like stacking cds because I’ll be stacking them with you.
Look at how passionate I am as I close my eyes while I sing…imagine the passion we could share together.
Okay I knew I liked her before but now…she’s perfect.
And even when you’re blurry you’re still the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen.
I made her laugh! YES! THIS IS AWESOME!
Back off dude! Didn’t you notice that I was making progress here! I made her laugh!
But I would like you to be my girlfriend if…you know…if you want to.
This is the one thing that could crush my soul…no…no…I can’t help it. I still like her. I will fix this. I’ll give her a movie education and she will love movies and I will be a hero for life.
This one’s for you, Beca. Oh who am I kidding, every song I sing is for you.
Look, Beca, look at how sexy I am as I sing about sex.
Damn she can rap too? I’m in serious trouble here.
You’re amazing and you’re going to be fantastic music producer and I’m so lucky that you’re in my life.
She knows I tease because I care.
Observe my smooth moves, Beca. Don’t you find me attractive at all?
I can’t look at you anymore without my heart breaking. It hurts too much.
Did she just? Did she just sing what I think she sang?
SHE’S SINGING IT! SHE WATCHED IT AND SHE’S SINGING IT AND I AM FREAKING OUT. I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS…SHE WANTS WHAT I WANT!
Of course I didn’t forget about you. I could NEVER forget about you.
This may be the best moment of my life. No wait, scratch that, this IS the best moment of my life.
My girl’s got this. There’s nothing she can’t handle.
YES! YES! YES! SHE IS SLAYING IT! GO, BECAW! THAT’S MY GIRL!