people: karen

So?

Had an old hoodie on the floor after cleaning out this dresser we’re throwing away. Forgot to pick it up earlier so, before bed I just grabbed it and was going to toss it in my trash bucket! No big deal, yeah? 

WRONG!?

All of a sudden this little hecker comes streaming out from the wad of fabric and launches at me full speed. 

Now, I am not a strong person. I am not a fast person. I am not a bold, nor courageous person. But instincts told me to swing? And I swung. 

My wrist made contact, mouse goes flying off in one direction and I had already chucked the hoodie in the other direction and after my heart had a moment to reboot (cue windows start up noise) I walked over to see if the little snot was still alive. 

Yep. She is. 

And she’s pregnant. 

I’ve named her Karen. 

God damn it, Karen.

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Emma Thomson & Alan Rickman in “Love Actually”/ Carrie-Anne Moss & Alan Rickman in “Snow Cake”, Alan Rickman & Ian Hart in “Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone”/ Alan Rickman & Johnny Depp in “Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street”, Alan Rickman as Eli Michaelson in “Nobel Son”/ Alan Rickman as King Louis XIV in “A little Chaos”, Alan Rickman as Sheriff of Nottingham inRobin Hood: Prince of Thieves“/ as The Metatron in “Dogma”, as Severus Snape in “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 2″/ Antoine Richis in “Perfume: The Story of a Murderer”