The aliens told Dave that they didn’t know enough about Earthlings to know how he should act when stepping off their ship after having been taken aboard and vanishing from the face of the planet several years earlier, and that maybe he should think about what to do to help the aliens make a good first impression for their first official contact with Earth society. When they saw what he did, Pqqq'hrrbaiph slapped his forehead-analogue and said, “Just like that plaque we found on that probe! Why didn’t WE think of that?" Dave looked back and asked the aliens why small animals seemed to like him more now. Kmmn'phkhh'ryt did something best described as shrugging.
Someone was posting cute pythons the other day. I thought they’d look good in hoodies. I want to draw them yawning and eating but that would require me to take the time to actually learn how to draw pythons properly.