people-don't-like-me

  • Archie: they call me coffee because i grind so fine ;)
  • Betty: omg
  • Veronica: they call me coffee because i keep you up past 2am
  • Betty: please stop it
  • Jughead: they call me coffee-
  • Betty: please no
  • Jughead: because i'm dark and bitter and most people don't like me without changing some aspect of who i am
  • Betty: oh
  • John: They call me coffee 'cause I grind so fine
  • Hercules: They call me coffee 'cause I keep you up past 2AM
  • Alexander: They call me coffee, because I'm really bitter and most people don't like me without changing some aspect of what I am.
  • What Percy said in BoO: Wait, what?
  • What Percy probably meant in BoO: Wait, what do you mean you used to like me? You hated me? You're confusing me? People don't like me. Especially not the ones that hate me..... the fuck?
  • What everyone thinks Percy meant: whAT DO YOU MEAN I AM NOT YOUR TYPE, I AM EVERYONES TYPE, LOOK AT ME, I'M AWESOME, I AM PERCY MOTHER-FUCKING JACKSON, YOU MUST LIKE ME, EVERYONE LIKES ME!?!?! I HATE YOU, I WILL NEVER LET THIS GO!!!!!! I AM EVERYONES TYPE!!!!!
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>Chris:</b> they call me coffee cuz I grind so fine<p/><b>Viktor:</b> they call me coffee because I keep you up past 2 am<p/><b>Yuuri:</b> they call me coffee because I'm really bitter and most people don't like me without changing some aspect of what I am<p/><b>Yurio:</b> Oh<p/><b>Phichit:</b> woah<p/></p><p/></p>
  • Hamilton: Sit down John you fat MotherFucker
  • Hamilton: Madison you look fucking horrible
  • Hamilton: You useless shit, Jefferson
  • Hamilton: Fucking hell Burr, you shady little shit you have no beliefs
  • Hamilton: Eliza, as a welcome home gift, heres a pamphlet detailing my hot affair with Maria Reynolds. It was good.
  • Hamilton: You fucking Virginians are all the same..
  • Hamilton: Why ARE YoU SHooTing ME???????? SEriouslY?????????? WhYyy???? WhAT. THe. hELL?!??! HoNESTLy????? WHatT DiD I DO? WHy Don't PEOPLE LIKE ME?? WHaT???!!!?
Coffee Squad
  • Blaise: They call me coffee because I grind so fine ;)
  • Hermione: Oh my god
  • Harry: They call me coffee because I keep you past 2am
  • Hermione: Harry, not you too...
  • Draco: They call me coffee-
  • Hermione: Please no
  • Draco: Because I'm dark and bitter and most people don't like me without changing some aspect of who I am.
  • Hermione: Oh.
The Signs As Weird Things I've Heard People At My School Say
  • Aries: "She not fat, real cheetos have curves."
  • Taurus: "I punched my doctor in the face."
  • Gemini: "Sorry mom I don't like pussy."
  • Cancer: "How am I a homophobe, I'm gay."
  • Leo: "I had to get these fucking pictures done and I looked like a stuffed sausage."
  • Virgo: "Lesbian porn is just weird. gay porns alright. I like it."
  • Libra: "Something about getting out of your Ohio, which is bullshit because the Lorax owns trees."
  • Scorpio: "Leprechauns make me sad."
  • Sagittarius: "Finger the hole."
  • Capricorn: "Bro, why don't people like me? Why doesn't my mom love me?"
  • Aquarius: "I do drugs, I don't need to eat."
  • Pisces: "Osama bin laden." "THATS MY TWIN"