Reasons to live alone
  1. Adopt cats!! 
  2. NEVER wear clothes at home
  3. Be gay all I want
  4. Safe place for friends to crash whenever they need
  5. Gay art in the walls
  6. “Me time” whenever I want
  7. Lil home bar + no one to call me alcoholic 
  8. Witchcraft practice 
  9. PROJECTION SCREEN instead of TV
  10. Bake space cakes (& brownies & cookies & PIZZA)

I don’t even ask for much ya know, just want to do my stuff in peace. Won’t hurt anybody. Gonna print this list and look at it any time I need motivation to work.