anonymous asked:

It was an awful dog Tim, it had the people hands that were actual people hands. People are the only animals who should have people hands.

counterpoint: pet rats
a) have people hands
b) are great

tagged by @argentsxarrow!!! thank you again!! <33

rules: answer 11 questions, ask 11, tag 11 people

1. biggest pet peeves?
google translate says it means “things i hate”, so i’ll say hypocrisy, screams/bangs/alerting noises, and people who insult you without reason.

2. your favorite fandom?
DON’T DO THIS TO ME. ugh the hunger games, i guess.

3. celebrity crushes?
taylor swift obvs, jensen ackles, misha collins, liam hemsworth, leonardo dicaprio (today i saw him on tv and realized i love him too much), sebastian stan, florence welch, why isn’t there more women wtf.

4. someone you can always trust?
my mom and my best friend

5. morning person or night owl?
night owl, i’m the devil in the morning

6. the song you want played at your funeral?
why the fuck u lying, jk just play long live by taylor swift and watch me come back to life for the bridge

7. something odd you are passionate about?
analysis/meta on fandom stuff

8. thoughts on the american election?
everyone’s a bitch, should have postulated kevin tran as the first asian-american president of the united states

9. a food you can’t give up?
cheese empanadas

10. something you dream for in the future?
being so good at drawing i can even draw porn

11. who is your tumblr best friend?
@capitoldoll @argentsxarrow @winchsteir bc u always tag me on stuff and have talked to me i still don’t know why lmao

what the hell i’m small and tired, @littlesasquatch @foxmuldwr @paracasm @effiespearls @wntrslder @goldencas @fractioussam @buckrbarnes @bobbysidjit @lecnvrdmccoy @midnightarrows can i use the same questions? pls use them



I’m going full time next month and learning how to give doggos haircuts. I am really nervous but also really excited. 

I love my job and I’m so excited that I’m taking the next step in it. I love working with dogs, I love that I get to work with other people’s pets, I feel honored that they trust me with their beloved pets for a few hours once a month. I’m so excited that they saw how hard I work at my job and are letting me level up. 

Do you ever think about the lyrics of “Scooby Doo, Where are You?”

Like, the last lines are:

Scooby Dooby Doo, here are you. You’re ready and you’re willing.
If we can count on you, Scooby Doo, I know we’ll catch that villain.

Did that dog really look willing to anybody?  Should people that delusional be pet owners?

my biggest pet peeve is when people write lupin as the wet blanket mom friend prefect type, like…did you read prisoner of azkaban tho??

  • literally shoots chewing gum up peeves’ nose 20 seconds into his first lesson ever
  • passive-aggressively puts snape’s boggart in drag after snape insults neville in front of his class 
  • and THEN, gives zero fucks about snape’s increasing rage as word gets around that HE DID THAT
  • speaking of gives zero fucks: gives zero fucks about trelawney’s attempts to crystal gaze for him
  • somehow miraculously bullshits his and harry’s way out of repercussions after snape catches harry with the map and has every right to put harry in detention for the rest of his life (AND he keeps composure while his teenage self is savagely badmouthing snape right in front of him, no less)
  • is prepared to straight up murder his former best friend in cold blood in front of 3 of his students and totally would have done it if not for harry’s intervention
  • gives harry the map back because, fuck it, he’s not a teacher anymore, give em hell, kid

like i get the whole tea/sweaters/laid-back-professor aesthetic, but remus lupin is a magnificently flawed and sometimes straight up terrifying character…he’s so much more than fandom’s portrayal of him as this mild-mannered, careful person, and i think that part of the reason he’s so interesting to me is that he seems just like that at first, but you have all this dark shit lurking just beneath the surface. one of my favorite moments in the entire series is when he goes into that extremely scary place and he’s about to murder peter, because you know that each DADA professor so far has had some dark secret, and even beyond the werewolf reveal, remus’ payoff is SO good. he’s such a good character honestly

tagged by @plisetski, thank you valerie!!

How old are you? 20

Current job? i’m a full-time student, but i grade homework for one class and have open tutoring hours for another (it has a different name at my school, but it wouldn’t make sense to other people)

Dream job? doctor (specialty unsure)

What are you talented at? classical music (i used to play piano and i still play viola)

What is a big goal you are working towards/have already achieved? graduating in the spring

What’s your aesthetic? gentle waves from the ocean crashing over rocks on a clear day

Do you collect anything? i used to collect pencils and coins

What is a topic you always bring up in a conversation? ??? do i do this? i tend to abruptly change topics if i think of something else though.

What’s a pet peeve of yours? people talking like they’re authorities about things they have no experience or formal knowledge for…

Good advice to give? most people are genuinely trying to be good people even when they fail. you would want people to forgive you when you fuck up, so don’t be too quick to judge others until you actually know where they’re coming from

Recommend three songs!  gonna pass, i don’t know much music.

tagging: @kisukke, @dazaiosamu, @sawtsuki, @vikutoru, @nikiforv, @sdaishou, @yukonishi, @sekigannn 

 Tagged by @reenramen, who still owes me a suck.

How old are you?: 17

Current Job/Dream Job: Illustrator/author for comics, some kind of writer, graphic designer

What are you talented at?: Drawing.

What is a big goal you are looking towards (or have already achieved)?: Not dying a jobless bum.

What’s your aesthetic?: Purple shit I guess.

Do you collect anything?: I have a stash of empty vanilla coke bottles under my bed. (I need to clean).

What is a topic you’re always up to talk about?: Halo, metal, anime.

What’s a pet peeve of yours?: People who eat loudly and make those fucking annoying “popping” or “sucking” noises as the eat or lick their fingers.

Good advice to give: Don’t be a shit stain?

Recommend three songs?:

(Ooooh boy)

Johnson and Friends - Intro theme

First Fragment - Le Serment De Tsion

Merzbow - I Lead You To Glorious Times

I tag @the-star-gardener @lesbian-lucifer @sketchyebbs and @babyboodle

Get to know me

Get to Know Me

I was tagged by @aramis-deadshot

Rules- Tag 9 people you want to get to know better.

How old are you?  36

Current Job/Dream Job- I am currently a payroll specialist and I have no clue what my dream job would be. 

What are you talented at?  crocheting :) I love making blankets for babies and creating things.

What is a big goal you are working towards (or have already achieved)?  We are working to get our house all fixed up so we can sell it in the Spring.

What’s your aesthetic?  ummm I like tank tops with sweaters over top. I like to be cozy.

Do you collect anything?  I collect ladybug things

What is a topic you’re always up to talk about?  Anything Aramis/Santi related… I watch a lot of tv shows, so I am always up to talking about them. Supernatural, The Walking Dead… etc

What’s a pet peeve of yours?  When people double click on icons that don’t require double clicking… and then they can’t figure out why they have 18 email program tabs open.

Good advice to give- Let it go… it makes no sense to be angry about something for longer than it takes to rant about it. Get angry, vent and then let it go.

Recommend 3 songs- 1) Who do you Love - Marianas Trench 2. Heathens - 21 pilots 3. Jolene - Pentatonix and Dolly Parton

And now the tagging-  @vera-dauriac @knights-and-musketeers @tazzyjan @ihadenoughofthis

I’m sure there’s others, but I think they’ve already been tagged.

Tag game ‘v’

Tagged by @vtimid​!

Rules: once you’ve been tagged, write a post with 82 truths about yourself and tag 25 people.

Most recent…
Drink: orange juice

Phone call: pet store warehouse c: or,, one where I did actually talk, it was a sister in my church ^^

Text: my mom!

Song you listened to: Strange Things - Randy Newman C:

Time you cried: um,,, like,,, a couple of days ago ^n^ (I am A Crybaby™)

Have you ever…
Dated someone twice: Umm,,,,,, not, exactly ;?; when I was like 14,,,, omggg no neverminD

Been cheated on: Nope! ^O^

Kissed someone and regretted it: Kinda,

Lost someone special: Yes ;v;

Been depressed: Yes~~~ welcome to my life~~~~~~~~<33333

Been drunk and thrown up: Nope! ^V^

In the last year, have you…
Made a new friend: Yes, I have made a few!!! ^O^

Fallen out of love: Hhh, sorta, only, I think it’s coming back again a tiny bit ;v;

Laughed until you cried: I don’t know, I’ve been crying and laughing a lot lately omg, I think actually last night I was reading and something seemed so depressing that I started cracking up (don’t look at me jsng;knh;ghnkh) (I think I’m broken rip me)

Met someone who changed you: I mean, I think everyone you meet kinda affects you at least a little,?

Found out who your true friends are: Hh, I think so, ^V^!

Found out someone was talking about you: Mmmmm,,,,,, this year,,,? idk,,,, I mean,,, sort of,, o?o

Kissed anyone on your fb list: Yes, my mom ;U;

How many people from your fb list do you know irl: I think all of them, there are a couple of extended-family members I’m not sure if I’ve actually met, but I think I have, probably?? wait but I think I might have added someone who is friends with my aunt and her family,,? aaaa oh gosh I don’t know, I think I’ve met everyone though,? hhhhh o-o

Do you have any pets: Not right now ‘n’ all of my sea monkeys and fishies are swimming in the big blue toilet in the sky now~</3

Do you want to change your name: …..hHHHHH yes a bit ;uu;

What did you do for your birthday: I…..can’t,,,,, remember oUo hhh omgg

What time did you wake up today: Umm,,, an hour ago I think,,? at 11 maybe!!

What were you doing last night at midnight: Hh, having an existential crisis on tumblr probably ? ;V; fff

Name something you can’t wait for: Uum,, I think,, actually, I’m kinda getting excited about going to visit the Harry Potter theme park place thingy!!!

What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: I would reALLY like to Move Out like it is pretty much always in the front of my noggin at all times right now gkldhklfhlmlkjgh

Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: I think I have a family member named Tom??? Like a great grandpa or something ;u; And I’ve at least said hi to probably all of my at least sort of close relatives !!

What’s getting on your nerves right now: This election ;v;

Blood type: >:33

Nickname: hHHHH just look at my about oml (There are… so many… especially from my parents krtnhlfhlh)

Relationship status: ~single pringle~

Pronouns: they/them

Favorite tv show: We Bare Bears, Adventure Time, Rosemary and Thyme, uhh,,,, Blue’s Clues ;vv; (I haven’t been watching very much tv lately kghfhmfmh)

Long or short hair: Kinda medium length,

Do you have a crush on someone: Yesss <33

What do you like about yourself: I like my face,, it’s, familiar ? hgkhklhghklgh ummm, and I like my imagination even if it’s sometimes not fun when combined with anxiety ;vvv; Uh,, and I like, that, I’m, um,,, ??? honestly a pretty hopeful person?? Like I feel scared a lot but I’m still here so I think that maybe counts for something ?? ‘v’ I’m pretty resilient hhh

Right or left handed: right !

First surgery: Aaaa, I think,,, having my wisdom teeth removed ??

First best friend: Umm,, that,, that would probably be my cousin Nica, she died when we were really young but I have really happy memories of her and even though I was a bit of an anti-social toddler she still tried to play with me ;vv; </3 either her,, or my lil sister ? ^O^

First sport you joined: Aaa, I don’t think I’ve ever been in any sort of team ?? Oh,, well, I guess if you counted ballet as a sport, I know some people do, ? I used to do ballet when I was like,,, six ~~</33 I know six isn’t really an age for Real Ballet™ but ttt

First vacation: Aaa, I don’t even know, I’ve been going on vacations and road trips n stuff since I was born ;vv;

Right now.
Eating: I am digesting waffles~ ;uu;

Drinking: Nothing :33c

I’m about to: Log off and help clean the house, ??

Listening to: this Sad and Scary Song

Kids: Aaaa, not right now haha, but I do want to adopt someday!! ^v^

Get married: Noooo, no thank you,, </33

Career: Hhhh Idk??? whoa,,,,, umm,,, I dunno,, hhh, I… I don’t know ;u; I’m kinda feeling very college kid-y right now knlkmklfgfbnfklhg and I’m not even enrolled in any classes atm what am Iii

Which is better…
Lips or eyes: Hhhh both omg

Hugs or kisses: BoTh

Taller or shorter: bOtH

Older or younger: HhHHH idk

Romantic or spontaneous: bOTh

Sensitive or loud: Aaa, sensitive is really nice, I don’t mind loudness at all but I kinda have a hard time when I feel like people are kinda not very,, like,,, considerate klllhgmlmhgj

Hook up or relationship: Relationship please omg

Troublemaker or hesitant: Ummm, ?? idk,, too much of either is kinda not great haha

Have you ever…
Kissed a stranger: Nopeee~

Glasses/contacts: Yes ;uu; I am considering getting contacts, actually!! My emo rim glasses are getting kinda beat up and they keep sliding down my nose </3

Had sex on the first date: noO

Broke someone’s heart: hhhh no? I hope not omg,, I mean maybe my mom’s at least once ;vvv;

Turned someone down: Hhh yesss

Cried when someone died: Yes ;;;

Fallen for a friend: Yess~~;u;

Do you believe in…
Yourself: Aaaa, kinda, ? I think so !? yess

Miracles: Nnn,,, yes,! ‘v’

Love at first sight: Ummm,, not romantic love ;;

Heaven: Yes~~

Kissing on the first date: Why not? ^O^

Hhhh okay 25 people let’s see ;vvv; I’m gonna just use the number list format thingy, && go look at my followers list,, ;uu;

  1. @autumnsnugglebug
  2. @whatthedeadknow
  3. @rudefly
  4. @thaliaai
  5. @greywarenunum
  6. @krispykrematory
  7. @strawberriesonsaturn
  8. @that-feels-guy
  9. @safenebulae
  10. @sheiby
  11. @ideaofanidentity
  12. @totty-matsuu
  13. @chire-bun
  14. @blushingvoid
  15. @youaremydesertrain
  16. @lorlovescows
  17. @cartoonimal
  18. @shylashadow
  19. @sinalavender
  20. @kefurbach // @asdassdadddadffasdfadfffasddd
  21. @puppetpuppe
  22. @sansy-girl
  23. @spookaria
  24. @babysoulalpaca
  25. @pupppykiss
  26. @techyfuzzball
  27. @comic-illusional
  28. @b3408w
  29. @today-is-now-cancelled
  30. @wretchedgremlin
  31. @golden-fisher
  32. @twerkinginthenameofjesus
  33. @princelyteddy
  34. @lunasghost
  35. @tgrylan15
  36. @sugarrots
  37. @scrumptiousbagel
  38. @hitbytheoniontruck
  39. @cokecherryy
  40. @wayward-inmate
  41. @land-of-boredom-and-confusion
  42. @sugarcoatedskull
  43. @officiallyadumpster
  44. @blizzagabear
  45. @windypenguin


okay well, if you see this and you want to do it, please feel free >V< I don’t want anyone to feel left out hklgjkldghjd

as long as im airing my grievances ill mention its a huge pet peeve of mine when people are like “oh you should watch this!!! do it!!!!” its fine like the first time bc its just suggesting things but if more than one person tells me this i will just automatically not want to do it. congrats! you played yourself.

Tagged by: the awesome @argentsxarrow

Rules: tag nine people you want to get to know better

Relationship status: considering celibacy tbh

Pets: two dogs, some cats that come and go, and a rescued pigeon.

Favorite Color: soft pink

Wake Up Time: 12 pm - 2 pm when i don’t have school.

Cats or Dogs: both is good

Coke or Pepsi: coke

Call or Text: text definitely

Chapstick or Lipstick: neither

Last Song I Listened To: coleccionista de canciones, by camila (i’m listening to music in spanish what’s going on)

Pick your ideal next vacation spot, regardless of cost: somewhere with food and cute places ;-; jk, spain :)

What are your current top three fandoms, and why do they appeal to you so much?: OOO BOY HERE WE GO. taylor swift (even tho the bitch is hiding) bc she’s different from other artists i’ve seen, was the first one who made an impact on me and helped me through what’s probably been the darkest time in my life. the hunger games (my heart will go ooonnnn) bc they were the first novels i read (also i discovered thanks to ts), and they really made me feel less alone and more connected to the story and characters, especially for my country’s current state. and supernatural, my current full-time fandom, bc i really connect with dean and it’s like a scooby doo 2.0 to me, so i envy the family closeness and adventures this show has. those are my three fandoms, but besides spn right now i’m loving mr. robot and marvel, i never thought i’d like them but i just love mr. robot’s build-up and marvel’s badass action stuff.

Your icon, the protagonist of the last game you played, and the protagonist of the last show you watched are your zombie fighting team for the apocalypse. Are you going to survive?: HAAAA JOKES ON YOU, my icon is dean winchester and the protagonists of spn are sam winchester and also dean. i haven’t played a videogame in ages so. those bros have stopped zombies and the apocalypse, that’s it.

What’s your favorite sabotage on Cutthroat Kitchen: i watched like two episodes without paying much attention lmao

What’s your favorite line from any piece of literature you’ve read (fanfic counts): probably “we’re fickle, stupid beings with poor memories and a great gift for self destruction” from mockingjay.

Would you smooch the last person you texted: haha no, he’s my closest male friend and he’s gay lmao

i’m tagging: @capitoldoll @happycas @some-people-call-it-tragic @winchester-reload @queenstilinskis @ohrossum @red-applerebe @amorecas idk tag urself

If only people would get a clue that a “funny” gif with an animal is actually showing the animal in stressful/abusive situations and stop acting like it’s cute

Because hell is it getting to me lately how little people bother to understand the needs of others, like the pets that rely on them :/

Tagged by lovely @theherocomplex

How old are you?: 23

Current Job / Dream Job: i work at an elementary school in the am and at a movie theater in the pm. my dream job has always been marine biology, but that’ll never happen tbh

What are you talented at?: writing i guess, and arguing

What is a big goal you are working towards?: finishing my degree lmao

What’s your aesthetic?: fall colors, warm sweaters, cool weather, gray skies, cloudy harbors

Do you collect anything?: comics and figurines and DVDs

What is a topic you’re always up to talk about?: tmnt, superhero movies

What’s a pet peeve of yours?: when people talk over me. please don’t 

Good advice to give: expect nothing and never be disappointed

Recommend three songs?: do you feel it by chaos chaos, closer by the chainsmokers, and unsteady by x ambassadors

and i’m tagging @picturedartist, @call-me-the-cooky-one, @kristol-the-reaper, @wardenofthenorth, @moogsthewriter and @chimyen if y’all want

i was tagged by @nodaudaboutitt!

Rules: tag 9 users you want to get to know better (probably wont tag 9 but yeah ahaha)

1. How old are you?: 19

2. Current Job? Store assistant at Poundland

3. Dream job? idk I’d quite like to work in a museum? but i failed history so

4 . What are you talented at? I can draw pretty well, and my writing’s getting better (and I’m a master at packing peoples’ shopping)!

5. What is a big goal you are currently working towards? i have no goals lmao

6. What’s your aesthetic? Miserable radioactive post-apocalyptic garbage

7. Do you collect anything? Rocks (halfheartedly), and what mum would call “plastic tat” 

8. What is a topic you always bring up in conversation? Death and food

9. What’s a pet peeve of yours? People who pay for a £1 purchase with a £20 note. Fuckwits.

10. Good advice to give? Don’t piss on electric fences

11. Recommend three songs!

Fenoloftaleina - Muzyka Konca Lata
Mr Commandante - Raffi, Deo, Leo, Igrata
Evacuate - Suicide Commando

I tag @mrozna, @solnishka1927, @a-turpentine-pool, @murkoffjanitor, @portuguesefromhell, @pirxshki, @stealthcrispies, @greenzaku, and whoever else wants to do it owo