the first time bitty says he has a “hankerin’” for something, holster laughs so hard he ends up rolling on the floor. bitty just gives him a murderous glare and walks away
he also sends out the following mass text to everyone except holster:
holster has lost pie privileges. anyone who gives him pie will also lose pie privileges. do not test me.
the text manages to frighten everyone enough that they don’t even acknowledge holster when he asks them for a slice of the pie they’re eating. he cracks about a week in, and when he tells bitty that he’s really sorry and he won’t laugh at him again and can he please have some pie bc it smells so good, bitty’s like “would you say you have a hankerin’ for some pie, holster?”
holster nods, straightfaced, but bitty just looks at him, waiting.
holster sighs, “bitty, I have a hankerin’ for some pie.”
to which bitty smiles and replies, “well honey, why didn’t you just say so?”