people with good taste

What do you call it when people change the gendered words and narrator’s pronouns in songs, even when they mess up the rhyme in the process?

Unnecissary.

signs as people I know (check moon and sun signs)

aries: passionate about finding new ways to show love and create love with others, willing to put themselves down so others feel better, warm hugs, prefers music without words because they understand the message better without words telling them, will drive you to IHOP at midnight because you forgot to eat dinner, they care about literally fucking everyone, easily accept that change is unavoidable, their exuberant energy can seem very intimidating, outgoing, try to do the right thing, excessive with literally everything (its okay ily), ardent, hate waiting for shit to happen, want the quickest and easiest way out of everything, their passion can be destructive and actually detrimental.

taurus: art is abundant in their ‘safe’ place, trying their best tbh, will put aside time that they need in order to help someone else, dislikes close minded people, sleeping prolly, has music too loud but they will tell you it’s not loud enough, thinks a shit ton about wether or not people like them but will never tell you that, actually very confident people, don’t really care about what people think of them but also cares a shit ton about what people think of them, so fucking loyal and expect nothing in return, can complain a lot actually, loyaloyaloyal, hate it when others see them cry, tries to ignore their problems because ‘they don’t have enough time to deal with them’ (get it together, hoes), need more time for self-reflection. 

gemini: can make anyone easily laugh, knows what’s in and what’s out, veryyyy generous people, pretty smiles, has good music taste because they listen to all types of music, relatable, seems very unattached to reality at times, doesn’t give up something/someone if they really love them, will cook for you willingly, they are ‘too cool’ for drama but typically start drama, will spend their whole night talking to you about future goals they have and the most random shit, life of the party, if you want to instantly laugh hang around a gemini, don’t consider other people in their decisions sometimes, will remove themselves of negative situations because there is nothing they hate more than negative people. 

cancer: hold a very warm and gentle soul, can push people away because they tend to be very possessive but that is how they show love, they need a two year break, tries really hard to be relatable, let’s people walk over them without realizing, they love to pamper themselves to show love to themselves, you feel safe in their home, trusts people really easily, can get very broken and in a bad place if you betray them so please don’t honestly, when they’re angry it can show physically (red face, angry tears, etc), can be very dramatic, try to help others with confidence and self-esteem, will be there for you even if you aren’t there for them, oblivious to shitty people sometimes which results in trust issues. 

leo: can be independent when they are comfortable in the situation, typically want the best for everyone, will defend you when you’re not there, will block you if you annoy them, just want someone to chill with, secretly want a partner but won’t say that out loud, they have beautiful souls, these are the type of people you should go to last minute plans with (concerts, road trips, etc), just wanna have fun and look amazing while doing it, need/deserve love and attention from loved ones, gives you food if you forgot your lunch at home, you can see their emotions in their eyes if you look hard enough, pure beauts with good hearts that will believe the best in everyone, not afraid to be petty, main hoes.

virgo: will try to avoid being honest with you because they don’t want to hurt you, is taken advantage of too often, will bring you a cookie if you’re having a bad day, courteous, organized, the person that always smiles at strangers just because, not really sure what they want out of life, can be very whiny, always want to be doing something to pretend like they have it together, if they are your friend please take advantage of how supportive they are to you, will very randomly give you compliments that can literally save your life because they’re always very thoughtful, amazing listeners, capable of fulfilling their dreams if they believe in themselves too, having boundaries is okay and you deserve to respect them if you want to. 

libra: passionate about making others’ lives better, cuddle bugs, energetic, gives their time to anyone who actually listens to them, thinking outside of the box, probably really pretty, kind souls but a tough exterior, wears sweats to the store because who honestly cares, makes jokes with people on line at checkout, they probably have a tradition to cook breakfast on saturdays, knows how to look good and feel good, once they find their self-worth not a fucking bull-dozer can take it down, please try to fight them on facebook because you will lose, gentle people and will try to make you feel at home (problem: they don’t know how), quiet but their minds are spinning, need to learn to say ‘no’, stop worrying about what others think of you (who gives a shit??), hate silence and being alone, queens.

scorpio: very honest but also very petty without shame, fun and funny, blasts old jams in their car while trying their very best to avoid accidents, hates high school and loves college, just want to find a group that they fit in with, will try their best to make your birthday amazing I swear, open minded to literally everything honestly, critical friend, will tease you about something that happened five years ago, a total nerd about things they really like, very smart and efficient if they are motivated by their passion, unique style in all ways, beautiful minds, they can come across as two-faced but they are very indecisive when it comes to opinions, embraces new experiences, secretive. 

sagittarius: flirty and prolly is dating someone right now, wants everyone to be happy but forgets about making themselves happy, cooks pancakes for you at midnight on a Wednesday night, will almost cry but then remembers a funny video they saw and starts to laugh, hates themselves but shows themselves a lot of love, makes jokes out of their pain, lovable, look intimidating but are actually very welcoming, hides emotions like a pro, very optimistic about literally everything, if they get bored or annoyed they will move on from you, need to believe in themselves, don’t express gratitude but they really should, seemingly perfect(?), can sometimes compare themselves to others in order to make themselves feel better (stop.)

capricorn: “doesn’t study” (yes I’m onto you bitch) for tests but still gets amazing grades, can be very fake but honest with people they are close to, traditional without trying, will be there for you, they are very observant and will remember if you did something that meant a lot to them, honestly needs a hug and affection a lot more than they say, takes long hot showers to make up for the lack in physical affection, lovely people, good people to sit with in the back of the movie theater so that you can talk the whole time, will accidentally spill tea and start drama, trying their best, work well with people who have a good drive for things they are passionate about, doesn’t express emotion unless they can’t hold it in any longer

aquarius: so fucking funny, constantly trying to be a better person in order to make up for the shitty world, watches documentaries about the sex industry, sticks to their morals, thinks a lot about life and the meaning of all of this, thinks (knows) the government is hiding something, will kill you if you hurt an animal, super chill and loves music, passionate, indecisive to the extreme, smokes weed to see if food tastes differently, interesting individuals, don’t open up to others easily simply because they don’t want to, if you mean a lot to them they will try to protect you from the world, is hard on you because they want you to succeed, moves from one passion to the other (you guys are super adaptable if need be), an amazing friend if they choose to put effort into the friendship. 

pisces: very confused about life and that makes them very sad, protect them because they are amazing friends, cries about failing a lot, not judge mental, hates it when people accuse them of something they didn’t do, beautiful people with caring hearts that let in people who shouldn’t be let in, offer you a hug if they see you upset in any way, wants people to like them, trying to find who they are, tend to let people laugh at their pain, shuts down their feelings when they feel attacked, doesn’t purposely hurt anyone, will change themselves in order to be accepted, I notice that these people lose themselves too easily, once they find out who they are they are very stable and more content

reasons to keep going:

the people that i will meet
the good food that i will taste
the blossoms on spring that i will smell
the beautiful songs that i will hear
the art that i will make
the instruments that i will learn
the lessons that i will understand
the stories that i will hear
the books that i will read
the movies that i will watch
the pets that i will cuddle with
the gifts that i will give and receive
the words that i will listen and say
the changes that i will have to make and face
the happiness that i will hopefully soon experience
the better version of me
the soulmate who’s been waiting for me
the scenes that i will fall in love with
the countries that i will visit
the adventures that i will experience
the love that i will be giving and receiving
the amount of people that i could help
the sunrises that i will be able to witness
the discovery of new plant and animal species
the creation of a portal or time machine (maybe!)
the warm hugs that i will be giving/given

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Sub-Zero making tea for Scorpion is my favorite thing from the entire story mode of Mortal Kombat X to be completely honest.

mycherryqueen  asked:

Quick question what's your favorite shojo manga? For me it would rather be: Maid-sama( it brought me to the manga world) Suki desu suzuki-kun( so much feels in this) kamisama hajimemashita( pretty self-explanatory​)

monoLol the question may be quick but not the answer. I’m way to much of an shojo obssesed reader to choose only one.

Anyway I’ll tell you some of my favorites, I totally recommend them to people who doesn’t know them.

You have good taste btw

Bokura ga ita

Originally posted by shiemi-li



Kaichou wa maid sama

Hana kimi

Gakuen Alice

Fruits basket

Ouran host

Tonari no kaibutsu kun

Akatsuki no yona

Boku kara Kimi ga Kienai

Aoi Kiseki

Colette wa Shinu Koto ni Shita

Dear! (MITSUKI Kako)

Kedamono ni Lollipop

Kyou mo Ashita mo

Monokuro Shounen Shoujo

My Fair Neighbor

Pureblood+Boyfriend

Sabaku no Harem

Sarashi Asobi

Seiten Kickoff

Tendou-ke Monogatari

Issho ni Neyou yo

Library wars

Kamisama kiss

1. High school spans four years plus however long you wish it to last; it has always been putty in your hands to mold for yourself.

2. Sometimes you just will not get invited.


3. No one tells you how falling out of love with a friend will feel like losing pieces of your whole, like your body is on fire.


4. Your voice is not meant to be an echo.


5. It’s not too late. It is the perfect time to do anything that gets your heart jumping.


6. Your taste in music is good.


7. People can be beautiful to you if you let them see you cry.


8. There are parts of your journals and your memory that no longer hold meaning. You can’t make poems out of them.


9. If he wanted to, he would have.


10. Your body gives away more than you know; shelter the one home you’re guaranteed to have for the rest of your life.


11. Your gut is right.


12. Generations before you are just humans with more life in them. Receive their words wisely.


13. Forgive, but don’t cave.


14. There is still more. There is still so much more.

—  14 things i wish i knew when i was 14
Imagine being one of Negan's wives and Carl having a crush on you, only for your husband to start teasing him about it a little too much

(I turned this from a Daryl to a Negan ome shot as it has been a while since i’ve wrote one for him :3 Especially some fluff! Hope it is as requested and you all like it :3 Gifs not mine/found them on google/credits to the original owners.)


Since you had been so good with your begging and pleas, Negan had decided to take you along to his recent visit to Alexandria.

He called it a date between you and him and it made you laugh to hear him say that, without denying him, you also love the idea of being the only wife for one day.

It had been quite some time since Negan had made a deal with the community there and from what you’ve heard about the place you couldn’t help but want to visit to see it with your very own eyes.

The drive was long enough but you had quite some time to fool around and enjoy the company of Negan.

Upon arrival at the gate, you weren’t disappointed. The walls were high and everything seemed so secure with not even one walker in sight that you just had to make a comment about how drab the Sanctuary looked in comparison.

“Wow…This makes our home look like way crappier than it already does!”

Your husband laughed and shook his head at your comment. Leaning closer, he whispered in your ear, “Really? Better than our sweet home? Do you need me to show you every corner of our place…with my dick inside you…to be reminded of how great it is all again…”

You held in your laughter at his joke and pushed him away from you, asking him to stop as he kept trying to get closer and closer.

He was always like that with you, making crude jokes while you were being innocent for a moment. You like that about him actually and for once it made you forget about what the world had become.

~~~~~

Although, he was this cheerful and in a mood, it came to a stop when the cars themselves stopped. After he stepped out, being a gentleman to you he hand led his hand to help you out of the car.

The gate opened to reveal the people there and with no hesitation you smiled softly as you would usually.

You greeted them and from their expressions, you could tell they hadn’t expected someone like you to be around all of these Saviors.

It felt a little awkward as they got quiet from your bright way of greeting them but nonetheless they acknowledge you, despite it mostly being from the way Negan had glared at them.

You took in the view and your amazement couldn’t be stopped. The houses and the people, truly reminded you of your neighborhood.

Without even asking, you kissed Negan’s cheek and walked passed him, having decided to take a tour on your own, while he and the others went on about their business.

~~~~

Luckily for you, it was a warm sunny day, making it easy to just wander around. It had been quiet some time since you had seen any other people than the faces you knew, you couldn’t help but smile at each of them.

Suddenly, you took notice of a young boy walking around while pushing a stroller. You knew for a fact, that there must’ve been a baby inside and quickly you made your way towards him.

You just love kids so much, you had to hold the baby, especially since it’s been ages since you’ve seen one.

As you got closer to the boy, you carefully greeted him and smiled.

“Hi…It’s a nice day to take a stroll…”

As Carl heard you, he stopped himself. He looked at you from head to toe and could tell you were probably several years older than him yet nonetheless, you were quite pretty to him.

Not to mention how nicely you were dressed, it made him blush at the thought of how pretty you were, not even for a moment that he thought you were among the Saviors.

He stuttered and looked away, realizing his actions and simply answered, “I-It is!”

You chuckled and approached him, trying to catch a glimpse of inside the stroller. He noticed you and as you looked back up at him, you shrugged and tucked your hair behind your ear.

You saw the child and instantly couldn’t help but let out how cute she was.

“Aw…Is this your little sister?”

He nodded and opened the visor to reveal the cute little blonde girl. He told you her name and signaled you that you could stroke her hair.

“Yeah, she is…Her name’s Judith…”

“Judith…That’s a pretty name…Do you mind if I hold her?”

It unnerved him to hear you and made him realize he had no idea of where you came from. He seemed in deep thought and ended up staring at you even more to check if you had any weapon on you.

He figured things out and nodded at you. “No not at all…Go ahead…”, he said as he stood by and took her out for you.

Your smile grew to see her and even more as you held her in your arms.

“Wow…Such a pretty little girl, you are…Yes you are…look at your small little hands…so cute…”

Compliments from you, kept pouring in as you held the little girl. She was undeniably adorable and from the way she acted with you, she clearly enjoyed you.

She cupped your face and laughed as you playfully shook your head and kept her entertained for quite some time, even earning you a little peck from her.

It surprised Carl to see his little sister get so comfortable with a stranger but still made him smile to look at you both.

“I think she really likes you…”

You turned your attention back to him and nodded along, joking around with him.

“I think so too…She really has good taste in people!”

As he laughed, you then ended up staying by and playing with her for a long while, making Carl grow to trust you.

You both spoke to each other as well and had seem to hit it off well. He thought it was easy to speak to you and couldn’t help but laugh and smile from your genuine humor.

He just felt so comfortable, he had forgotten about his worries for a moment and you had both ended sitting by the porch of his house.

He even noticed how prettier you were and couldn’t stop himself from staring at your features. He blushed every time you would look back at him and even worst when you had praised him for being so brave.

~~~~

As the time passed, you had notice everyone starting to walk away and decided to get up. You handed him his little sister back and smiling at him, you said, “Well…I guess I have to get back now…My people are about to leave…”

It caught him off guard, you were apart of the Saviors, he couldn’t believe it.

“Y-you’re with them?”

You nodded and ruffled his hair to try and cheer him up from his obvious worried and concern look.

“Don’t worry…Not all of them are bad…”

He liked the way you had touched him and you noticed how hard he blushed from it. It made you smile again and wanting him to trust you, you pecked him quickly on the cheek.

“See you next time, Carl…”

As you said that and were about to walk away, suddenly a familiar voice roared.

“Woah! Holy shit! Carl! Are you trying to steal MY woman!”

It was Negan and he was making his way towards you both rather quickly. He stared at the boy wide eyed and with a rather funny expression, not understanding the situation.

Hearing him, you turned back to look at him and just shook your head, knowing that he was probably going to make some bad jokes about it.

In all honesty, it shocked Carl even more to know that you were with Negan and couldn’t hide his disappointment from him.

“S-She’s with you?”

Negan smirked and approached closer to you, grabbing your waist tightly to him. You stared at him and he stared back at you. He was smirking, oddly it seemed more than genuine and you couldn’t tell if it was because he was having fun or was it because he was admitting to you being his, either way it made your heart skip a beat to see him like that.

“Hell freaking yeah! She’s mine! What did you think?!”

Carl was oddly getting pissed and just didn’t want it to be true that you belong to Negan, especially as he knew you weren’t the only wife he had.

He felt somewhat bad and feeling confident about himself, he got up and faced your man.

“I just didn’t think someone like her would willingly want to be with a psycho like you!”

He nearly spat at Negan and his comment definitely made him laugh. You laughed as well and shook your head.

“Goddamn! Right on! Now that is the badassness I wanted! Wanna fight me for her?”

You rolled your eyes at his comment and grabbed his arm to pull him away.

“Come on Negan…Stop messing around with him…I’m so sorry Carl…”

He didn’t budged and stared at the boy for a long while with his big grin, wide eyed and realized something. He kept blushing and staring at you, making him understand that he certainly grew to have a crush on you.

However, he had also witness you pecking on his cheek and knew that also had to be another reason behind his redness.

Instead of leaving him alone, he leaned backwards and made another comment to see his reaction.

“Are you still blushing? Oh come on! You’re supposed to be a badass…Not a blushing boy… Don’t tell me it was that kiss…Come on when a hot woman, like Y/N, kisses you, you don’t lose your balls like that! If you’re going to steal my woman might as well be worthy of it, kid!”

He kept egging him on and you just felt bad for him and even more when your husband mentioned the young boy’s missing eye.

“Tell me…Did you show her…Your awesome missing eye…You know…The socket…the dried up blood…”

You could see that from his words, Carl suddenly was shying away from him. His head dropped down and himself trying to cover his bandage with his hair as Negan kept getting closer.

“Don’t be like that! Show her your eye! You like her don’t you! If you do then show her what you are and who you really are! A psychopathic future serial killer with a disgusting eye…That’s who you are…”

His nose was now crinkling and you knew he was more than on the verge of tears, and that you couldn’t handle it, the idea of child crying was a little too much for you.

You pulled Negan back and went closer to Carl. Turning towards your old man, you crossed your arms and sternly told him, “Alright, enough Negan…You’re making him cry…It’s not funny anymore…”

~~~~

As Carl heard you, he figured you would side with him even more if he gave you a real show and just decided to go with it. He teared up even more and as you heard him, you turned to look at him to wrap your arm around his shoulder.

You pulled him closer and with your other hand you wiped his tears away. It made Negan instantly jealous and suddenly he stood up straight, trying to ask you to come back to him.

“It’s okay Carl…Don’t listen to him…He’s always like that…”

He nodded and you felt his breathing being ragged. It tore you up even more and stroking his hair, you looked him in the eye and said, “You don’t need to worry so much about your eye…You’re a charming young man…That’s just a little scar, don’t let it be your weakness and bring you down…Especially not from a big man child like Negan!”

You shot your gaze back at him and he looked shocked. It made you smirk to see him that way and as you looked back at Carl, you noticed him nodding and wiping his tears away.

“Thank you, Y/N…”, he mumbled under his breath. It made you feel oddly warm to cheer him up that way and you couldn’t resist to peck him on the cheek again and pull him into a hug as you said your goodbyes. His sister cheered him up as well with her own hug and you all stayed in a little embrace for a moment, making your husband more than jealous of the situation.

“Don’t mention it…See you next time…Okay…”, you said as you stroked his hair back and cupped his cheek for a moment.

You then looked back at Negan and crossing your arms, said, “And you mister! No more teasing him like that…he’s not yours to torment!”

He couldn’t find anything to say and as you approached him he opened his mouth, only for you to push him away and walk pass him.

You were being playful with him and laughed as he called your name from behind. He turned back to look at Carl and noticed him smiling.

~~~~

He had thought of apologizing for it but seeing him like that, dumbfounded him and pointing towards him, he said,“Wh-Why the hell are you smiling? Y-you were a mess earlier…”

Carl shrugged and feeling bold told him, “I was…But you know…I can pretend…and I got Y/N to cheer me up…She kissed my cheek twice…She hugged me…and most importantly she picked me over you…”

And with that, he turned back to walk in his house, leaving Negan shocked behind.

It made him stutter out, “Y-you! You tricked her! Unfair! Hey come back out!”

In a slight panic, he ran back towards you and started acting like a pouty and grumpy kid.

“Y/N! Y/N! Y/N! Wait for me!”

~~~~

He was quite fast and surprised you as he stood near you. Walking with you towards the cars, he held your arm and reported to you what had happened.

“Carl lied to you! He was faking it! The tears and everything else!”

You rolled your eyes at him and shook your head to hear him. You just had a feeling Negan was being petty and acting like that just to get your attention.

“Yeah right…Your words and attitude really didn’t get under a young boy’s skin…Jeez Negan…Like i’d ever believe that…”

“B-but- He admitted it!”

“No buts mister…I’ve seen you make grown men and women cry like that from your unnecessary comments…so a young teenager is no exception…”

He frowned even more and looked away from you, he just couldn’t believe you weren’t siding with him.

You laughed to check on him and decided to cheer him back up as you got nearer to the cars.

“Are you seriously jealous of a teenager, Negan?”

He looked back at you and seemed to hesitate between yes and no. You sighed and cupped his face and told him, “Well you shouldn’t…I love you…Not anyone else…”

At those words, his smile came back and he chuckled. Shrugging out of excitement, he held your hands in his and asked you, “Really?”

“Yes, really…Now stop acting like a baby…and get over it…”

He bit his lip and ended up nodding in agreement until you added more.

“Also…No more teasing him like that…I know you were trying to be playful…But that’s not the way to get to know a kid at first…Maybe when you get closer, you can start teasing and roasting him like that…”

He looked up and down and took a deep breath before looking back into your eyes. He reluctantly nodded and ended up agreeing.

“Fine…i’ll try…I won’t hurt his little feelings…”

“That’s good to hear…”

You nodded along and pecked him on the lips to hear his answer. You stared at each other with a smile and about to laugh, only for him to add a little something.

“Yeah…but that doesn’t mean I won’t keep my eyes off of him from now on whenever you’re around…”

As you opened the door to get in the car, you stood still for a moment and tilted your head to the side as you asked him to explain.

“What do you mean by that?”

He seemed taken aback and ended staying by the open car door just as you before answering you in his loud voice.

“Don’t tell me you didn’t notice?! Y/N it’s been the subject matter since the freaking beginning! He clearly has some weird fucking crush on you! Did you see the way he looked at you?!”

You laughed at his meaning and knew it was the perfect moment to tease him about it.

“Negan, language! And…Of course I noticed! It’s me we were talking about…Of course that was bound to happen…I just have that magic on every guy!”

You wiggled your eyebrows at him and smirk mischievously, leaving him hanging as you stepped in the car.

He followed you and was trying to convince you of never coming back to make sure Carl wasn’t going to have his hopes up, only for you to laugh and be adamant about coming back and keeping the promise you made to the young man, making him get frustrated again.

My experiences with the signs

Aries: My best friends tend to be Aries but somehow the friendships end as easily as they started. Supportive and always down to hang out. If they aren’t loud, they still have a presence. Likes to appear confident no matter their self-esteem. Really determined to get what they want.

Taurus: Low-maintenance friendships. The friend that’s always there even if you haven’t spoken in months or years. Does their own thing and cares about their own comfort above all else. Actually chill but can get really mad. Into DIY/domestic hobbies.

Gemini: Almost too talkative for their own good. Says dumb stuff but is actually pretty smart. Problems with being genuine because they’re so scattered. Just wants to be well-liked.

Cancer: MOODY. If you can put up with their ups and downs, they’ll keep you close. Clingy but somehow also pushes you away. Wants to appear tough, but is actually really soft on the inside (like a crab!). If they’re out of their shell, they can be super goofy. Doesn’t let anything go.

Leo: Has a bunch of friends and hobbies to keep them busy. Likes to make people laugh. Ambitious individuals. People always know who they are. Probably going to end up famous.

Virgo: Another sign I tend to be best friends with. But they have no problem cutting you off and not giving you a reason why. Hard-working and always looks put-together. You can hang out with them all the time and still know nothing about them.

Libra: There’s probably a Libra talking about you behind your back right now. But it’s not always in a malicious way. Likes being social but can be cold. Uses words to manipulate things in their favor. Says they hate drama but always ends up in the middle of it.

Scorpio: You definitely want a Scorpio on your side. You’re either everything or nothing to them. If a Scorpio cares about you, they’ll do anything for you. If they don’t, they’ll have no problem being the bad guy. Doesn’t trust anyone. Always has a plan. Behind their intensity, they have a good sense of humor. 

Sagittarius: Obnoxious and likes it that way. Bold personality that says whatever’s on their mind even if it makes others uncomfortable. Loves to party and get drunk. Serious when it comes to school and work.

Capricorn: Hard on themselves for no apparent reason. Often doubts what people say. Realistic on the edge of pessimistic. Occasionally emotional. Has good taste and sense of style.

Aquarius: True friends. I almost always get along with Aquariuses. Hilarious and smart but doesn’t even try to be. Quiet but good conversation-holders. Minds their own business and expects others to. Sometimes low-key shady though. They’re scarily good at lying. Has a weird variety of interests.

Pisces: Always passionate about something. Big dreamers. Stabs you in the back but you won’t even see it coming because they put on a friendly front. Highly sensitive and feels victimized even if they are responsible. Messy in every aspect but considers it artistic.  

bisexualswagbootyloverpunk  asked:

This fandoms attitude to Shiro is disgusting. I made a post about Shiro being the true Black paladin and someone literally tagged it "posts like this make me want Shiro dead"

“i really want the canonically traumatised disabled mentally ill man of colour to die” Y’ALL AIN’T SHIT

anyway Shiro is the only true Black Paladin and i can’t wait for him to come back and the whole team to reaffirm that they want and need him as their leader :)))))))))))))

anonymous asked:

Hi!! I adore the hell outta your work and honestly i love the way you write and I'd be tHRILLED if you would write a soft taehyung au, like smth sweet for my soft heart pls and ily

i thought of something cheesy and soft,,,please take it off my hands,,,

  • you’ve never really paid attention to the people on the bus,,,,you’re more of a stick my nose into a good book kinda commuter
  • until one day a boy sits in front of you and ,,,, you see his profile for only a split second because what distracts you are the big headphone he’s got on
  • the ones that look like they belong back when walkmans were still around,,,,
  • either way you go back to your book until,,,,you hear it,,,,,,the singing
  • and at first you’re like oh,,,someone’s singing that good song from grease - you’re the one that i want?
  • but then you realize,,,,,,why would someone be singing old musical songs on the bus,,,,,,
  • and why is the sound so close to you,,,,,,,
  • looking up you realize that the boy,,,,, who’s sitting in front of you,,,, is tapping his foot and singing rather loudly on the bus
  • and other passengers are throwing dirty looks his way and sneering but no one is saying anything and you’re pretty aware of the fact that,,,,the boy can’t hear himself can he
  • so you reach out,,,, thinking you should tap his shoulder and tell him to not embarrass himself,,,,then again who are you to butt in
  • but the bus comes to screeching sudden halt and you end up jolting forward,, your hand falling on the back of his shoulder
  • and the singing stops,,,,the boy turning in his seat to give you a confused look and you feel the heat in your face rise up because oh,,,,how do you explain yourself but also,,,,,,,you didn’t know the boy was This Cute,,,,,,
  • taking off the headphone he smiles,,,,to your surprise and asks if you’re ok
  • and you’re like im!!! fine,,,,but um  - you should,,,,,um not,,,,,well ,,,, you should maybe not sing outloud some people on the bus are getting ,,,,, annoyed
  • furrowing his brows the boy goes “me? was i singing out loud?”
  • you nod,,,, clutching your book in your lap and he’s like shaking his head and he’s like “dammit taehyung, you did it again! but thanks for telling me,,,,,to be honest i get into a groove and it kinda just,,,,,”
  • he motions to his lips and shrugs 
  • “the song just comes out.”
  • and you tell him it’s fine,,,,you like grease too it’s just-
  • suddenly he’s turned more of his body around and his eyes are sparkling and he’s like !!!!!! you like grease????? i like musicals so much!!!! whats your favorite song from the movie????
  • shocked,,,you swallow and you’re like “um i like,,,,, s-summer nights???”
  • taehyung’s grin grows and he’s like me too!!!! do you sing,,,,??? ive always thought duets like those are the best,,,,,do you like other musicals???
  • and he’s asking you a bunch of questions,,, but you’re happy the angry passengers aren’t glaring anymore and you try to answer them but it’s hard when he’s just asked you ten different things and also,,,,,his face is so,,,,,,,adorable
  • the driver announces your stop overhead and you’re like i,,,have to get off and taehyung is like woah - what a coincidence im getting off too!! 
  • and you guys head for the door together and the driver’s like “son,,,,the bus is not a stage so tone it  down next time.”
  • and seemingly without embarrassment at all taehyung bows and apologizes, but as you’re walking down the street you can hear him humming the song and you’re like “i have to go that way, but it was nice-”
  • and taehyung pulls out his phone and drops it in your hands and you’re like ??? and he’s like “let’s hangout sometime,,,,i always want to be closer with people who have good music taste”
  • you’re not sure if the entire grease soundtrack means anything like good music taste,,, but you put in your number and taehyun sings out your name and then is like “im going to add some sun emojis to it”
  • and you’re like why??? and he’s like because your favorite song is summer nights!!!!!
  • blushing you’re like o,,,h and taehyung grins again putting his headphones on and waving goodbye to you
  • halfway down the block though you hear his voice again, and you’re like oh taehyung you’re doing it again,,,,,but tbh his voice is pretty nice,,,,,,,his face too,,,,,,,,,,,also the way he laughs????
  • you: what am i doing i just met him dfljkdlh
EXO as Hogwarts professors

Xiumin:

~ flying instructor (first years)
~ he gets along AMAZING with lil kids, and gets excited every year to see new faces that he’ll be teaching
~ is very patient w/ the first years, never yells and acts sort of like a father to them
~ every Friday he lets the kids come up with their own games and play around the quidditch field where he watches them in amusement
~ is really quiet so you won’t see him hanging around many other professors, he prefers the fresh air where he eats his meals quietly near the field


Suho:

~ charms professor
~ oh gosh he has the cutest lil grin when his students perfect a simple spell, and applauds them so loudly that the whole school can hear
~ goes out of his way to demonstrate the flicking of his wand (lmaooo) “see you bring it UP like this, then flick it to the right :)))”
~ gets really sassy when students interrupt him, and he does that sulky face until they quiet down
~ won’t stand to see any bullying, and will call you out if you were cheating or blatantly flirting with someone and totally embarrasses you


Lay:

~ astronomy / Divination on the side
~ though his profession at hogwarts is astronomy, he still goes and does entertaining “fortune teller” presentations for Divination class
~ is always so dreamy and looks dazed 24/7, esp when he’s talking about his favorite stars
~ every other student is in love w/ him bc he’ll give extra credit for any assignment and always hands out good grades and weird tasting candy
~ people have spotted him sleepwalking/strolling ??? Through the woods hella late at night and no one knows what that’s all about but it’s professor Zhang so


Baekhyun:

~ transfiguration professor
~ will make his kids turn anything and everything into furry cute little animals
~ if you hear screaming and excited laughter coming from a classroom, it’s probably Mr. Byun acting a fool as always
~ is really clumsy and disorganized, one time he even turned a student into a corn dog without anyone realizing for 2 whole days
~ takes his whole class to unnecessary weekly trips to the forest only bc he wants to watch and observe the magical creatures aka observing Mr. Park


Chen:

~ arithmancy professor
~ if anyone can make numbers fun and entertaining, it’s him
~ has really fun debates with his students, discussing the class work yet also gossiping lmao and everyone has whiplash bc he changes the subject so quick
~ uses really cool methods to teach the class his difficult subject, and cries like a baby when some actually get it
~ has a special spot for those who always try to outdo each other when it comes to answering questions, bc it feels like they’re fighting to get his attention lmao


Chanyeol:


~ care for magical creatures professor
~ yes, he’s been bitten and scratched at and almost died a hundred times and yes, he still works there willingly
~ wants his students to really connect with the creatures instead of feeling afraid, which probably resulted in lots of accidents yikes
~ puts on really old music when he’s feeding his giant birds and snakes, and wiggles his butt along to the beat
~ has definitely referred to one of the animals as his child, and you could almost hear baekhyun awwww'ing from across the castle


D.O:

~ herbology professor
~ everyone would’ve gotten the wrong impression of him on the first day bc he was so obsessed with those strange plants
~ but he’s so nice and a really shy teacher, so he appreciates it when students don’t ask him to speak too loudly
~ if anyone interrupts him or sasses him tho, they’d wish they never been born tbfh it’s scary
~ spends a lot of time hanging out in the green house and extracting medicine from certain plants bc that’s his hobby


Kai:

~ defense against the dark arts professor
~ has petitioned many times to the headmaster to start dance lessons in hogwarts bc it’s like torture that he can’t be a dance instructor as well
~ gets really worried if any of his students get injured from a spell, so he mostly sticks to learning from books
~ moonwalks across the classroom for no reason, he just likes to remind everyone he’s hip
~ acts like a personal therapist to the students who go to him for help, and many have cried on his shoulder aww


Sehun:

~ potions professor
~ definitely not as gleeful as Slughorn, but totally not as depressing and sulky as Snape
~ stares everyone down on the first day, just to establish dominance bc he knows if they see the real him then they wouldn’t take his goofster self seriously lmao
~ talks really slowly and sometimes forgets what he’s saying when other students give him flirty looks
~ will never admit that he hates working in the dungeon bc he’s always needing to bring like 8 sweaters and his blood is made of hot tea at this point

Originally posted by 12fools