people who think they're not perfect for each other make me laugh

anonymous asked:

do you mind making some more lance hcs?? I've read all of the other ones like 3 times.

anon that’s a lot of headcanons to be reading lmao.. i don’t shut up about my Blue Boy. This is half headcanon/half character analysis lmao.


  • Lance has a boatload of insecurities, but I don’t think he has depression. (Time to project) What happens is that his ADHD causes him to hyperfocus on his mistakes to the point that he gets trapped in his Hell Brain, stuck in this bad cycle where he constantly berates himself and inflates his personal fears. But he’s normally able to manage because he has a huge support network- his bigass family.
  • There are definitely little kids in Lance’s family, and being around kids who love you is so nice?? Whenever Lance starts feeling weighed down, he plays with his baby siblings/cousins/neighbors and lets their enthusiasm feed his until everyone is bouncing off the walls and being ushered outside. I’ve probably said this before, but Lance was Born to be an uncle.
  • Anyway, Lance is used to being surrounded by people he has a deep connection with who truly care about him and love him. So at the Garrison, when he was far away from his family, he struggled a little bit but ultimately supplemented his human contact quota by befriending pretty much everyone. If he knows that people like him, then he can like himself.
  • Which is why in space he’s kind of… deflating. Because he’s surrounded by people who have rebuffed him before, and it’s hard not to internalize that, ya feel?? Like:
    • Pidge refused to do anything with Hunk & Lance when they were all at the Garrison, which is fair bc she was in Deep Cover, but Lance obvi didn’t know this so he was honestly kind of hurt? 
      • All his attempts at friendship and bonding were coldly shut down the moment they left his mouth. Lance spent many a sleepless nights wondering what was wrong with him, what aspect of his personality made Pidge hate him on sight. 
      • It… sucks to know that no matter what you do, someone will remain distant, especially if you’re used to making friends. Lance is a fixer, but how can you fix something if you only know part of the problem?
    • Keith straight up forgot who Lance was. And you know that Lance had really built-up their relationship in his mind. Even if it’s because Lance claims they ‘hated’ each other, it’s clear that Lance considered Keith special in that he was a goal to beat/overcome, and he clearly assumed Keith viewed him the same way. So when they reunited and Keith didn’t recognize him… Ouch
      • It hurts to realize that you’ve put way more into a relationship than someone else, but it especially sucks if they never even noticed you in the first place. 
      • Also, lots of resentment issues thanks to the Garrison constantly comparing Lance to Keith. Bastards.
    • Shiro is Lance’s hero, but Shiro is such… a jackass to Lance gsdhkjgd I’m so mad about how Shiro has been treating Lance as the show progresses. 
      • Shiro kind of… assumes that they’re equals, which normally is fine, but Shiro physically pushes/shoves Lance around, ignores his opinions, and tells him to knock it off whenever Lance acts like himself. 
      • And between close friends, that behavior can be ‘acceptable’, but again: Lance looks up to Shiro. So this treatment.. I can only see Lance negatively internalizing it. How good of a teammate can you be if your hero only ever treats you as a joke?
    • And Allura… it’s clear she’s really not interested in Lance’s flirting. Which would be fine, but it’s kind of been their entire relationship so far (mainly because of Bad Writing), so when Allura rejects Lance’s bad pick-up line she kind of rejects any connection at all, including friendship.
      • Like, you can argue that this is Lance’s fault for constantly hitting on her, but Allura’s natural response to Lance is either Carefully Maintained Neutrality or clear exasperation.
      • That’s not exactly… a warm welcome, so I could see Lance slowly just starting to avoid her. Because it SUCKS to enter someone’s line of view and immediately see their smile drop a fraction. It sucks to know that someone immediately has their guard up the moment you try to talk to them. It sucks to feel like you’ve sabotaged any chances before you even knew you had them. It sucks to realize that you, and your personality, made someone feel this way, and that you are the problem. From there, you learn it’s better to just… stay away, and stay quiet.
  • TLDR Lance is really only comfortable comfortable around Hunk and Coran. And the Space Mice, provided they don’t rat him out to Allura.
  • Lance internalizes a lot of stuff lmao. He reacts by overcompensating; when he feels hurt or out of his depth, he amps up his ego, he goes all out with the flirting, he uses bravado to cover up any cracks in his armor. 
    • (If you keep making them laugh, then they’re too busy to laugh at you.)
  • Lance is his own worst enemy. If someone yells at him and calls him a failure, he can get righteously angry and ignore what they said or crack a joke to ease the tension. He can deflect. It’s when he’s alone, when he has time to think, that he begins to place more pressure on himself.
    • You know how people can become paralyzed by their perfectionism? They’re so worried about getting the end product perfect that they can’t even start the process. That’s Lance, to some extent.
  • He prunes his own self/image. If he can’t get something right, he cuts it out of his personality. He doesn’t cling to it. He gets rid of anything he thinks makes him a failure, anything that shows that he’s useless. All those branches, traits, imperfections- they’re snipped away. And what he’s left with, he clings to. This is his absolute. This is his foundation. These are the tenants he builds himself up from. He’s the ladies man. He’s the sharpshooter. He’s the funny one. This is what makes Lance McClain worthwhile.
  • So when that foundation gets rocked… it’s bad. And normally, he can spring back, because he has his support network. But right now he’s billions of light years away from home, stuck with a team that only seems to like him 70% of the time.
the signs as people from my university
  • Aries: That girl who loves partying and socializing with people, she's a fangirl of so many buffed-up singers and she's so pretty. She's kinda judgmental and she's homophobic but she follows so many gay people and likes their posts and nobody in my generation really understands why. She can be really impulsive sometimes and she hates classes but she's a good friend and a funny person
  • Taurus: That girl who is always late, she has social anxiety and she's silent af. Grades are not her forte'. She tries to socialize very hard and everyone is annoyed by the fact that she tries to discuss things that she really doesn't know shit about. She is afraid of some professors, she is christian af and she is kinda lost, but she's a good girl who believes in the supernatural and she always invites us to coffee at her place
  • Gemini: The girl who loves spending time with people, she always loves to discuss about every topic, she knows so much about many things, she's doing great with her grades and she's among the top 5 students in the entire generation. Also, she has PERFECT, sonorous American accent and everybody loves it. She always initiates coffee gatherings but nobody really comes because she's not that much of a leader and her voice is so soft so nobody could really hear when she's talking. She's also a passionate gamer AND in the same time she finds time to maintain her grades and social life
  • Cancer: That (jock) guy who's the tallest one, he's blonde, buffed-up and he's the definition of a straight white boy. He's childish as fuck and he can become very boring sometimes. Once, my colleagues have shooed him out of the cafeteria because he was bothering them. He also tells so many stupid dad-jokes and laughs at his own jokes, flirts with some professors, has been single since forever (not that he's ugly - he's average looking but he's so much boring sometimes because he doesn't have any real friends and he gets excited about people so he doesn't know WHEN to stop). He literally flirts with every single female human being that he can find and he pushes them all away because he's pushy af. He's also introverted and doesn't really know his way with girls
  • Leo: That girl who's one of the top students in the generation. She's always smiling, she has the best grades, she always tries to present this "perfect" image of herself. She is very intelligent and she loves reading, she gets drunk like every second day but that doesn't stop her from maintaining her perfect grades. She's very successful and she's a good leader, she knows all the fresh gossip and she always sits in the first row with her best university friend. In fact, she and her best uni friend are hated by everyone because they're just so successful and everyone's jealous of them. She also secretly hates everybody and gossips with her best uni friend. She and her friend have tons of screenshots ready to blackmail people if anyone says anything against them lmao. But everyone (every zodiac sign) in this generation pretends we like each other so...
  • Virgo: That professor who's VERY detail-oriented and she's a big perfectionist but she can't fix her awful handwriting. She's very successful and she has TONS of potential, she literally KNOWS EVERYTHING about her subjects but sometimes she can really drain us physically and emotionally. She gives us tons of assignments and homework and she always gives us lectures on the most difficult courses. Jfc she behaves like we study in Cambridge / Oxford. But don't get me wrong, she's NOT a bad person. She's actually a VERY good person and at the end of each semester she buys us coffee and tea, she talks with us about our experience with the course and she just wants us to learn some things that we should learn, that's why we perceive her as "difficult" and "problematic"
  • Libra: That girl who loves hugging, has great communication skills and is a social justice warrior. She thinks that she's everyone's friend and she always tries to criticize everyone's opinion, thinking that she'll seem and sound more intelligent. She also listens to rock and metal, she loves children and she smokes a lot, she's very sensitive and she's very friendly. Once, on the Facebook group of the university, she tried to accuse Pisces of something he didn't do and he literally ruined her in front of all those people, that was one of her biggest mistakes she's ever done in uni because she didn't know that that guy can be pretty evil when someone tries to insult/hurt him. The next day in uni she was on the verge of a mental breakdown because that guy really hurt her with his words, making her look stupid and pretentious, and everybody stopped talking to that guy for like, a month or two
  • Scorpio: That girl who's late in class 90% of the time, and those 10% she's not present in class. She is very quiet and she doesn't show particular interest in anything. She doesn't have a taste in fashion and style, unlike most Scorpios that I know. She just wants to go home all the time and nobody knows what she's doing in her life, she's so mysterious and she's not a good teamworker because she doesn't really care about her grades
  • Sagittarius: That girl who can't stop talking and she's always arguing with someone but we all love her. She's very communicative but she's insecure at the same time. She has tons of likes on Facebook and Instagram. She's a VERY open-minded girl, she hates racism, homophobes, nazi scum and racists. She's a really good friend with Leo and Pisces but Capricorn is her bff and her roommate. She has an excellent taste in fashion, style and music and she has S_L_A_Y_I_N_G eyebrows. I think that she's bi/lesbian but maybe she's closeted. She always hugs Capricorn and gets beaten by Capricorn because Capricorn can't stand people touching her
  • Capricorn: That girl who loves vintage notebooks, loves taking studyblr photos and uploads them on tubmlr and Instagram, she loves journeys and we haven't heard her talking for THREE GODDAMN YEARS. She is very antisocial and introverted but she has excellent taste for art, film, music and she's like 24/7 on her phone because it's obvious that she can't stand most of us but she's always sweet and supportive when someone approaches her. Sometimes she doesn't want to talk and she just smiles as a response. She's Sagittarius' best friend and roommate and they've became really close friends. She also loves journeys and she's a daydreamer but she's very intelligent. Her grades are not that good, she's not an attention whore and she tries to be "invisible" but she simply can't
  • Aquarius: That guy with his cockney accent who has insane memory and loves football. He's actually a loner, he's a bit creepy and weird, le loves britpop and indie nd he was one of the best students in the first two years of uni but his grades dropped. He's like, very secretive and he can be pretty arrogant and you just can't sit next to him because he's telling jokes all the time which takes your attention away. He is a loner and once he publicly told us that he used to have cyber sex with his girlfriend because she lived in another country and they've never met in real life (I mean, who tells such things omg Aqua get your shit together). He tries to insult people and he tries to be sarcastic but he can only be sarcastic with the stupid ones. He also thinks that he's a know-it-all and that he's the most intelligent person in the world. He can be really judgmental sometimes and he pushes people away with that
  • Pisces: That guy who always sits in the first row with his best university friend and is one of the top students in the generation. He's also a model, nerd, gamer, works out and whatnot. He is sweet to everyone and talks to everyone but he can be very sassy at times. He was the one who had a verbal fight with Libra because Libra triggered him and he destroyed her verbally. He's really skinny and dreamy and he has a very deep voice and an excellent taste in fashion and style. His style is kinda dark and he's so aesthetic. He listens to some music that no other people in the world listen to but he also listens to some mainstream music. In fact, he listens to whatever he wants and he doesn't really think about what other people think about him. He tends to roll his eyes a lot and he cares about his physical beauty more than he cares about his love life. He's too egotistic and self-centered and he's extremely picky, which makes him single most of the time.

burningocean  asked:

Top 5 Soukoku moments ? 😎

Hi Ann, look at what you’ve done. Thank you for the pain. 

1. “I used Corruption because I trusted you”. All this scene is sort of heartbreaking. Chuuya trusts Dazai so much it physically pains me. He hasn’t used Corruption in FOUR YEARS, and then Dazai comes and says “let’s do it like the old times” / “yes, why not, I’ll just put my life in your hands like I did countless of times despite the fact that you betrayed me and I haven’t heard from you in FOUR FRIGGING YEARS and I could literally die in front of your eyes”. WHO DOES THAT????????? Chuuya Nakahara, apparently. That being said, I can’t believe my favorite skk moment is also the moment that makes me raging THE MOST. Of course I’m still outrageously bitter because Dazai literally called him partner, folded his clothes (yes, I’m bringing back the vintage receipts here), washed his face from the blood and then…left him there??? WHAT THE FUCK DAZAI???

2. When they pull the power couple aesthetic. When they actually work together as a team, they are mesmerizing to watch. You can see that the roots of their partnership are still there, that they know each other so much that sometimes they don’t even need words to communicate. They are not Soukoku for nothing, after all. 

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3. When Chuuya fake killed Dazai (aka, Soukoku in a nutshell). Ah this is such a powerful moment, the cherry on top of a scene where Dazai did everything he could to push Chuuya on the verge of murder, just to see him almost doing it. I can’t help but think how liberating this gesture must have been for Chuuya, he finally let out a little bit of his frustration (that’s why he was there in the first place. After four years he’s still bugged by him, he still wants some sort of revenge, he still needs a closure Dazai is not willing to give him). But that’s it. You can say you’ll kill him all you want, my little Chuuya, but will you really? I don’t think so, because you care and love him so much it’s almost painful to watch. And if you, Dazai, could stop toying with him every chance you get, I’d really appreciate it. Thank you very much.

4. Every time Dazai reminds Chuuya that he knows everything about him. Tell us more about those moves and those thrusts Dazai, we’re all ears. 

5. DORKS. First of all, I want Dazai saying “CHUUUYAAAAAA” as the sound people hear passing next to my grave. Second. I feel so robbed because in the manga Dazai actually laugh his ass off at Chuuya’s “little rich girl” impression. 

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- bonus: all the official art involving them is a blessing sent from the gods, I think that Bones ships them as much as we do if not more (remember the park date one? HONESTLY). But there’s one that has has a special place in my heart:

LISTEN. L I S T E N. I could talk about this art literally for two days straight because ??? You can try to convince me all you want, but this is made to be somehow romantic. Look at the way Dazai is tilting his chin up, it looks like he’s waiting for a kiss. And Chuuya is looking in our direction but if he was to look down he’ll be right above Dazai’s lips and ???? WHAT THE FUCK??? Not to mention what’s probably the most fucked up thing here that is THE FLOWERS. It’s a Camellia Japonica, or Japanese Quince, and they are the symbol of love, temptation, passion and deep desire. That’s it y’all. I’m out. I don’t even know what to say anymore. Soukoku might not be canon, but sure as hell they are baiting it…a lot. 

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anonymous asked:

Hi could you please write an 8th year drarry trope where they're forced to work together and end up really liking each other? :))


“Now everyone, listen here while I tell you what your project will be about.” Said Slughorn. Harry wasn’t really paying attention, he just hoped that Hermione would explain the whole thing to him later. He was thinking, as he usually was these days, about the war and of all the people that should be sat around him, but weren’t. If only he had destroyed the horcruxes earlier, or if he had told the people in the Order about their mission Voldemort would’ve been dead much sooner. His trance was broken when the chair next to him scraped on the floor. He looked up to see the tall figure of Draco Malfoy place himself in it.

“So, I say we-” He started before he saw Harry’s confused face staring at him. Malfoy sighed and rolled his eyes. “You weren’t listening, were you?” Harry shook his head. “Well, Potter, if you had been paying attention you would’ve known that we got partnered up for the project.”

Harry groaned and thumped his head on the desk. “No.”

“I’m not exactly thrilled about this either,” Harry heard a little moroseness in his voice. “But we both have to deal with this, okay? I say we put our little petty school rivalry in the past. Deal?” Malfoy held out his hand.

Harry took it hesitantly. “Fine.”

“Alright then. We’ll meet in the library at six.” Malfoy stated. He then grabbed his bag and strutted out the door.

Harry left the common room at ten to six. He walked into the library with five minutes to spare, only to find Malfoy already sitting at a table in the back with papers and books scattered all over. “I never expected you to be so messy, Malfoy.” He teased as he sat down across from him.

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random quotes from Super Best Friends play Final Fantasy XV

“I want him to just pick this thing [Carbuncle] up and eat it.”

“I remember that first trailer back when I was nine. This game took 85 years to come out.”

“Noctis looks like such an asshole I can’t stand it.”

In game: Find out what Gladiolus is weak to and let him have it.
Matt: “He’s weak to insults about his performance in the bedroom.”

“Prompto is the most boyband of them all.”

“When Noctis’s Papa Roach CD is done, the game is over.”

Patt: “I will rescue you buddy.” *revives Prompto*
Matt: “I rescued you with my magical boy hands.”
Patt: “My magical boy hands for my magical boy bands.”

“When teaming up with your buddies nobody can stop the amount of dicks you draw on each others faces.”

*seeing Ifrit in the first cutscene*
Patt: “The fact that it’s a perfect naked man that will not leave his chair–”
Matt: “I feel like at the end of my life that’s what I’ll be fighting. And I will fail.”

*imitating Regis* “So your boybands doing shit huh, what, you’re gonna go on tour?”

“Gladio can you please button up your shirt it’s distracting everyone.”

“Gladiolus looks like he’s from The Bouncer. In fact he might be from The Bouncer for all we know.”

“Gladiolus and Ignis look like that one guy from The Bouncer in the cactaur outfit put into two people.”

*Matt, imitating Regis again* “Remember Noctis, every moment you live is a disappointment for me.”

“And please… do something about your hair. It’s a constant embarrassment.”

*Patt, now imitating Regis* “You look like such an asshole, but, you’re my asshole.”

“It would really suck if he was doing the deed with Lunafreya, and he yells out some other dumb girls name in the Final Fantasy universe. Like ‘Oh! Yunalesca!’ and she’s like ‘Who the fuck is Yunalesca?’ ”

Matt: “Push the fucking car losers!”
Patt: “Push the car, and make sure that Gladio’s butt is the one that’s really in center there.”

“Why is Prompto always on the floor?”

“Wait, I don’t wanna play as Gladiolo– Gladiyolo, god–”

*after seeing Noctis summon his weapons* “No wonder she’s getting married, she probably saw that and went ‘Yes!’ ”

*sees Ignis walk off in the background* *Matt bursts into laughter* “Ignis is just like ‘fuck it I’m out of here!’.”

“I’m seeing photos people are posting of these guys taking selfies with themselves walking around in the background.”

Patt: “I just did a backflip slash for no reason, other than I think Noctis thought it was cool.”
Matt: “Well it’s because he knew Prompto was watching.”

“That should be the Logo of our channel – stop bitching, start killing.”

*Prompto starts singing the FF victory tune* “AHH!!– AH YEAH! ALL RIGHT, YOU WON ME OVER!”

*Ignis explains the Crownsguard attire* Patt: “Oh, so that’s why. They’re forced to dress boyband.”
Matt: “Or forced to dress like they just raided a Hot Topic.”
Patt: “It’s the law… So the King, that King? [Regis] Was like ‘everyone has to dress like this in my army’.”
Matt: “Okay, you know what? Fair enough. I never realize that.”
Patt: “That King is the weirdest old man in the world.”

*imitating Regis* “I want all the hot boys to dress in leather in my army.”

“Cindy, and one of these guys, I wanna help that along.”

Matt: “You know what this place [Hammerhead] needs!? It need one of those big inflatable floaty guys!”
Patt: “And it should be a cactaur.”
Matt: “Yeah! OH!! That makes me so excited!”
Patt: “There might be in here, who knows?”

“Why aren’t your lips moving Ignis?”

anonymous asked:

Stelena wasn't healthy. Their problems are worse because they're not even remotely acknowledged. The show romanticizes them to such a degree that Elena tells Stefan that he was a "perfect" boyfriend who never scared her, who was never a monster, as she's standing next to the bridge that he was about to intentionally drive her off of a year before. The show props them up as "pure" when they weren't even close. They never once actually worked out their issues, or even acknowledged their problems

“ Stelena wasn’t healthy. Their problems are worse because they’re not even remotely acknowledged. The show romanticizes them to such a degree that Elena tells Stefan that he was a “perfect” boyfriend who never scared her, who was never a monster, as she’s standing next to the bridge that he was about to intentionally drive her off of a year before. The show props them up as “pure” when they weren’t even close. They never once actually worked out their issues, or even acknowledged their problems Even long after they broke up and became friends, they still white washed their history. And that’s not a promising foundation for a future relationship IMO. Say what you want about Delena, but their problems were laid out bare on the show. They both acknowledged when their relationship was unhealthy (the only couple to ever do this, mind) and ended up changing so that they could be together in a healthier way which we saw in season 6. And now they’re human and living a normal life, and lasted”            

I read this on my phone when I wok up and literally bell laughed so thank you for that anon, you made my morning. Truly. Now, shall we begin?

Stelena wasn’t healthy. Their problems are worse because they’re not even remotely acknowledge […] They never once actually worked out their issues, or even acknowledged their problems

The thing about Stelena, anon, is that when they do have an issue, it isnt simply acknowledged but it’s resolved and it’s resolved rather immediately so that they don’t have to spend so much time on one issue because they’ve already worked through it and have a better understanding of each other because of it. Every argument or setback that Elena has serves to make them a stronger couple. Case and point.



In 1x06 when Elena confronts Stefan about being a vampire:

He spends the entire episode answering her questions and beginning to tell her about his past:

and Elena is satisfied with Stefan’s explanation but the issue between them hasn’t resolved yet because she doesn’t know if she can handle being with him and so they don’t move past it, she tells him they can’t be together, which directly contradicts your claim:

And in 1x07 it’s clear that the feelings are still there and yet she doesn’t rush into his arms, he doesn’t push her to because the issue isn’t resolved:

But in 1x09 when Stefan helps Elena despite their circumstances and saves Bonnie:

Elena realizes she doesn’t have to fight her feelings anymore because at his core, Stefan is a good man, he has proven it to her by trying to help Vicki and by trying to get rid of Damon to protect her and Caroline and now by saving Bonnie so the issue is resolved for her because she knows she can be with him, however it isn’t resolved for Stefan so he walks away:

In 1x10 Stefan succumbs to his love for Elena because Elena makes it perfectly clear that her issues are resolved, she’s walking in with open eyes and she loves hm and she trusts him:

Essentially, the issue for SE in season 1 was trust and building that trust through vulnerability and communication, through honesty and they make good on that, they tell each other how they feel even if it’s something they don’t want to admit because they will not be kept in the dark from each other:

In season 2 their issue was external forces trying to tear them apart and them staying strong in the midst of that. In 2x06 Elena breaks up with Stefan because Katherine hurt Jenna, that is their issue:


So Stefan partly resolves it in 2x07 by taking Katherine down:

but like I said, it’s still only partly resolved, that sense of safety hasn’t been put back together for Elena yet so they still remain apart:

And it’s when Stefan proves the lengths he’ll go to to make sure the people around him and Elena are safe:

That they reconcile:

And even during their time apart, Stefan and Elena remain open with each other, Stefan encourages Elena to just feel her emotions, to let everything out and let him in:

which she does after expressing how she thinks everything is because of her

And then in 2x15 when they are together, they disagree on the best way to handle Klaus and Elijah and they have that out

which is resolved because Elena chooses to fight and she has Stefan at her side:

I have so many posts that breakdown how they got through season 3, you can read a few of them here:

But this takes me to the next part of your claim.

The show romanticizes them to such a degree that Elena tells Stefan that he was a “perfect” boyfriend who never scared her, who was never a monster, as she’s standing next to the bridge that he was about to intentionally drive her off of a year before. The show props them up as “pure” when they weren’t even close

The thing is, anon, Elena is consistently unafraid of Stefan:

and she never thinks of him as a monster

to the point that she consistently opens her veins to him

despite knowing and seeing his demons

because she believes in the kind of person he is, in the good man he is, in his desire to combat the darkness to the point that he had become suicidal:

And because it’s been repeatedly proven that she connects to the humanity inside of him, that he is at peace and calm around her so she heads off his ripper tendencies

(^^ it is also clear here that Elena is concerned not afraid)

So because of all of this foundation, all of this groundwork, in season 3, Elena understood the context of Stefan’s situation which was that he was forced into an impossible situation to save his brother and that Klaus compelled him to kill innocent people which is why she can see this:

and still say this:

She saw him fight

Heard these words

Witnessed him defend her

So no, she never thought of him as a monster:

Even long after they broke up and became friends, they still white washed their history.  And that’s not a promising foundation for a future relationship IMO.

Here, you’re just repeating yourself although I find it so rich that you accuse the show of whitewashing SE’s history when all they ever do is whitewash Delena’s history, it’s like the show’s number one priority next to making Bonnie suffer.

I have an entire post on DE’s retcons, here:

Say what you want about Delena, but their problems were laid out bare on the show. They both acknowledged when their relationship was unhealthy (the only couple to ever do this, mind) and ended up changing so that they could be together in a healthier way which we saw in season 6. And now they’re human and living a normal life, and lasted

So I really need people to stop confusing acknowledging issues with solving them because Damon and Elena never, and I mean never, resolve their issues.

From 5x10 to 5x17, it’s all about how toxic Damon and Elena are and the show thinks it scores points by the fact that Damon can acknowledge that hes a bad influence

but Damon doesn’t stop being a bad influence on Elena. She’s trying to concentrate on Jeremy in 5x17 and he’s intent on distracting her with sex

Damon literally kidnapped Jeremy and told Enzo to choke him because he as upset that Elena broke up with him

much like how three seasons before he snapped Jeremy’s neck because Elena rejected him

and Damon and Elena never even mention it. Instead Damon simply says this

but do we ever get into how Damon’s go to reaction to heartbreak is to punish Elena by killing the people close to her? Does he ever work on that? Because if I remember correctly, Elena has been saying the same shit since season 3:

And your boy STILL doesn’t change. THEY don’t change. Did that 5x16 conversation catalyze a change? Or does this happen instead:

Elena says this:

but do we ever get into how Damon can’t even recognize his own girlfriend? That he is such a narcissist high on his own insecurity that her ex-boyfriend was the one who noticed she wasn’t Katherine and not him?

In 5x17 Elena says they need to be apart because they’re bad for each other and do bad things for each other but is there any real reflection on the problems in their relationship, do either of them do anything to change or does Elena spend 5x18 dreaming about a perfect life with Stefan while Damon tries to stop it.

5x19 Elena is with Stefan again being held hostage by Enzo and Damon tries to get her out.

5x20 Stefan and Elena keep a secret about Enzo’s death while Damon tries to figure it out and they kiss because he was having a bad day.

5x21 Stefan tells her to be with Damon so she listens.

5x22 he blows himself up.

Where is the change, where is the development, where is the growth? There wasn’t any to the point that in season 6, the show had to erase Elena’s memories to start the DE love story over again, talk about whitewashing history, and even in season 6, Damon lies to Elena about the cure because he was once again too involved in his own insecurity and when Lily outs him, Damon and Elena never talk about it. Do not get it twisted, the last thing, the very last thing, Damon and Elena do is evolve from their issues. 

You tried, though.

Hate You (Wonho)

Originally posted by wonhontology

Chapter 1

Pairing: Wonho x Reader
Genre: Romance, Fluff?, Angst

“Did they really have to invite all of Monsta X?” I sighed as I scanned the crowd. I had watched them all walk in, looking too cool as always. 

“Why don’t you like Wonho? Please remind me.” Soo Jung, leader of the group, asked curiously as if she didn’t know.

“You know exactly why.” I huffed back at her. I really hate that jerk.

I watched her eyes follow his every move. “No, I  don’t. He is a gorgeous man. It’s a mystery why you don’t like him. Everyone likes him.” she swooned. I seem to have forgotten that everyone is blinded by him other than me.

“He's rude Soo Jung. I can’t stand him. He purposely tries to ruin my life. Every time he smirks I want to punch him right in the-” but sadly my rant was cut short, courtesy of the devil himself.

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Our Little Secret

Title: Our Little Secret

Word Count: 2,597

Fandom: Persona 5

Pairing: Ann/Akira

Rating: T (implied naughty doings and also cursing)

Summary: Akira and Ann can’t seem to catch a moment alone while at school, so they decide to catch a moment alone at home, and devise a plan to trap their friends in a clever prank. [Spoilers for December]

A/N: I love them so much you guys!!! Enjoy, and maybe leave a review or comment? This was the first thing I wrote for Ann/Akira + Persona 5 in general… so i hope it’s good!

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anonymous asked:

can we have some elandras headcanons please??

…..yes friend. yes you can. @pterodactylichexameter is this little polyship’s co-parent, I cannot mention elandras without mentioning Alicia too. They’re very dear to both of us so pretty much…everything I’m saying here is from both of us. There you go. 

Okay. In…a sort of order (ignoring certain canon facts such as ‘Andras can’t technically control his transformation into a wolf’ because yes he can don’t say such things about my son, it’s vitally important. Ahem): 

Landras background!: 

So in this……totally canon, definitely what’s happening, no sadness here idea Andras is…Mighty fine. Totally fine. 100% fine. Nothing to see here folks. Ahem, anyway. He and Lucien have been having casual sex/suppressing genuine feelings for each other for a few decades and then he….has a near miss in the mortal realm. Nearly gets shot and skinned by some stubborn, serious human girl with an ash arrow I mean, traumatic stuff. 

He’s fine though, totally fine. So he wanders back over the wall and Lucien being Lucien has a Moment much like the….you’re my mate thing except it’s with ‘I love you’ instead. Which has been coming for decades (Andras’ sentries are truly sick of walking in on the two of them…fucking but also cuddling like ur so married pls just admit it to yourselves) anyway. 

So yes there’s a beautiful scene in the woods surrounding the Spring Court in which Lucien confesses his love for Andras and then there is hugging and kissing and probably sex. Then more cuddling. And hair stroking. And nose kisses. And ‘don’t you ever do that to me ever again’s. It’s lovely. And sweet. And mushy. And a nice counterpoint to the ‘don’t you dare cross that wall and put yourself in danger Andras, I need you even if I can’t say I do’ scene that happened before Andras had his…minor scare in the mortal world. 

ANYWAY. Lucien and Andras are now really happy boyfriends together and Andras….takes care of Lucien after the UtM stuff (because jfc someone has to) He tends to his injuries and gives him someone to talk to and hold him when he’s upset and he’s just…a good, very good. Tamlin isn’t as bad because Andras is…gigantic and can restrain him but is also very mellow and reassuring so he calms him down and stops Lucien suffering as much. And Ianthe doesn’t even look at my boy the wrong way because Andras gets…teeny bit protective and possessive (which turns Lucien on like there’s no tomorrow, incidentally) The moral of the story is: Andras makes everything better. I’m so glad he’s alive and well. Ahem 

Then something a bit….unexpected happens in that…Lucien skips over to Hybern with Tamlin (listen, Andras is a wonderful, wonderful boy but even he cannot prevent this) and Elain is Made and he has the whole ‘you’re my mate’ thing and….Flips out a little bit when she’s taken away. Then he goes back to the Spring Court and the whole ‘my newly Made mate is in an enemy court, one I know to have a sadistic, terrifying reputation and there’s nothing I can do about it’ angst is compounded by the whole ‘my beautiful wolf boyfriend is here but I have a mate what am I going to do???’ 

The answer, friends, is polyamory. (Eventually)

Initially Lucien just…loses it a little bit. and does what Lucien does best when he’s losing it: he pretends that he’s not. He pretends everything is just a-okay, he is fine, he’s delighted. Feyre’s home! Look at that. Isn’t that fantastic. I definitely don’t have a mate trapped in the Night Court DEFINITELY NOT. Andras, however, is not as…willfully dickish and ignorant as Tamlin is and he actually…takes note that all is not well with his little red fire-bean. 

After…a lot of ‘therapeutic’ sex and…even more therapeutic cuddling (and tender hair stroking) Andras coaxes the truth out of him - that he has a mate, that she’s in a foreign court amongst enemies on the other side of this war and Lucien is losing his mind over this, he has no idea what to do. Things go…very quiet for a moment and then Andras asks Lucien what he wants, forget the war, forget Tamlin, Hybern, Feyre’s deception, all of it. What does he want? Lucien admits that…he wants her safe and he’d like to get to know her but…

He goes a little red here and glances up at Andras because Awkward. But Andras just hushes him and tells him softly that this is his mate, he has to at least get to know her, give it a chance, mates are so rare and he’s found his and that’s, that’s great. He almost manages to keep any trace of bitterness from his voice. Almost. (Andras is a little older than Lucien and he’s been a sentry all his days and, well, his little spit-fire bean is important to him. But his happiness is more important than anything else. HE’S SUCH A GOOD I CAN’T DEAL) 

Lucien kisses him and tells him that he’s not choosing between them, he isn’t just going to put Andras aside for some girl he doesn’t know, even if she is his mate. He loves Andras. That’s final. Andras smiles a little sadly and kisses him back but is….pretty sure he can see where this is going. HE IS WRONG HOWEVER IT’S GOING BEAUTIFUL PLACES.  

Lucien is…Well the bond grates on him a little bit and he can’t help exploring it a little, getting to know Elain through it as much as he can. It and Andras are the only things giving him any sanity at the moment and he needs them both. He feels a little guilty communicating with Elain but he’s open with Andras who flat out refuses to so much as consider Lucien shutting her out when they have this connection to each other. 

Anyway, fastforward the war, lots of battles, lots of death, lots of drama blah blah blah lots of things happen NO-ONE DIES, ALL IS WELL, and then maybe Lucien ends up as High Lord of the Autumn Court (because his vile family get what’s coming to them. Except his mama. I need Mama Lucien to remain and bond with Lucien’s husband and wife) Andras swears fealty to him (really, An, you didn’t have to, I don’t need you as- I INSIIST. (Andras needs a purpose, bless him. And being draped in silks and jewellery and perched on a throne next to Lucien’s like a doll….Doesn’t appeal to him. At all. So he becomes Lucien’s sworn shield or…Idk something that allows them to spend a lot of time together and bang in meeting rooms once everyone else has left.)) 

Elain arrives shortly afterwards and she and Lucien and Andras wander around the Court a lot and maybe visit Spring too (idk what’s happening with Spring. Something. Who knows? Who cares, it has pretty grounds for my children to wander around and a border with Autumn, this is all I need) and they get to know each other. 

Andras tries to back off and give them space and just…fade into obscurity and pretend that’s totally and completely fine with him. Lucien refuses to let that happen and is very open with Elain about their situation. She’s…a little confused at first but she supposes it’s only sensible that someone like Lucien would have a partner. There’s…a little bit of angstyness because Andras is fully aware that Lucien is falling in love with Elain and Elain knows this too - Lucien is in denial but he…knows it too. Andras is prepared for what he’s been bracing for for months now - losing the male that he loves - while Lucien is just as stubbornly NO. I love you I’m not choosing I’m just not!!! There’s a lot of drama and angst and pacing in front of fireplaces and attempts at rational conversation that just dissolve into desperate, angsty, confused cuddling. 

Elain sorts the whole thing out when she gets wind of it one morning she wanders across them in one of the orchards (because, like, of course Autumn has orchards?) She looks between the two of them with a little crease between her brows as she frowns then asks…why he feels like he has to choose? These two centuries old idiots just gape at her blinking and she’s like ????? Have you really been angsting over this all this time? And they both just sort of, well yes, because he’s with me but you’re his mate and- Elain just waves an airy hand and tells them she has absolutely no problem with the three of them being together. All of them. Andras is a little ?? Not just…sharing him? And Elain just very firmly no, they are all equals in this relationship. And that’s final. Elain has spoken. That is that. Problem solved. 


So obviously elucien proceeds…as elucien proceeds, I have wiffled enough about this for you to get the gist. And landras proceed as I have hinted at above. and then elandras is born and it’s…the greatest thing I think I’ve ever been a part of. It’s just like…these two pure, sweet, precious creatures come together to balance out this….literal human fireball of intensity and emotion (Andras spent a lot of time when they were younger literally physically lifting Lucien up and carrying him away from the fights he was starting with the people who were going to kill him) This continues, except now Elain is there to make nice and make the person who wants to murder Lucien…not want to murder him so much. It’s beautiful. They’re miracle workers. 

Okay so, like, full disclosure, Andras is gay af. But this is okay!!! He and Elain just…Never do the sex part of a relationship, doesn’t stop them loving each other. Because listen people this is the most pure dynamic in the history of anything ever. Like…Elain, the gentle flower-grower and Andras who, even when he was shifted into a fuck off enormous wolf still had all the threatening presence of a puppy and just sort of…watched Feyre as she aggressively…..gave him a tiny scratch on his nose that did no damage to his perfect self at all. 

Anyway, sometimes they just need a little bit of down time, you know? They both love Lucien more than anything in the whole wide world, they really, truly do but…’Dearie me he’s intense sometimes, isn’t he?’ Andras just laughs and tells her that she’ll…never really get used to it, but it’s okay. Elain smiles and so they start spending time together just the two of them. 

Andras will watch over her (in wolf form, mostly) while she gardens or just strolls around or reads. (She has a habit of sort of…patting his head like he’s a giant dog. He does not object to this. Lucien stumbles across them one day and finds Elain absently stroking Andras’ back and he’s just…dove…you are aware…you are petting Andras? She just nods vaguely and to illustrate Andras’ happy consent of this he flops over onto his back so that she’ll scratch his tummy instead. Lucien is just like…ffs, some guard you are, this is pathetic. But he can’t stop grinning like an idiot) 

He likes helping her garden and while Lucien likes hearing her talk about all the different flowers and what she loves about them and why this one is her favourite today (she has a different favourite every day. It’s fair that way. They all get a turn at being showered with extra love from her.) Andras likes the technical aspects. What kind of soil does this one need? How much light for that one? What about watering? How exactly do you transplant seedlings into the ground? He’s very attentive and he loves learning about something that’s clearly so important to her? And as a sentry he has an even wider and more detailed knowledge of the plants in Spring than Lucien does so the three of them will go on rides together and Andras will point things out that can be used as herbs and the like. 

MUSIC. SO MUCH MUSIC!!! If Andras hadn’t already loved Elain for just her general Elain-ness he’d have loved her for how she brings music back to Lucien. They spend a fair few nights clustered around a piano together, Andras will tend to his weapons, Elain will sew (badly, Andras is trying to help her improve but her stitches are always crooked. She doesn’t mind), and Lucien will play for them. It’s quiet and contained and they don’t talk much on these nights but they don’t really need to, that isn’t the point of them. 

S N U G G L E S. Listen, idc how the Autumn Court is presented in my head Lucien’s chambers are very large, lots of dark wood, fuck off huge fireplace and a very plush fur rug at the foot of the bed in front of the fire that is 100% big enough to hold either three fae or two fae and a giant, cosy wolf. Just…Lucien and Elain sprawled on top of Andras who just wraps his tail around them and snuggles them. Or the three of them all piled together, Lucien will be in the middle sometimes but sometimes Elain just, no, I need both of my gigantic fae boys on either side of me, this is what I need. They do not argue with her. Andras will read to them some nights if Lucien or Elain is having trouble sleeping. He has a very rich, low, soothing voice and it’s almost guaranteed to make Elain fall asleep on top of him. Lucien still likes to be read to him so they read on but both of them go back the next night so that Elain doesn’t miss anything.

They definitely all sleep in the same bed that’s just….A fact. And they always wake up in…a very confused, tangled heap in the mornings. (Andras extracts himself first (the other two have no idea how he does this without waking them, they’re very impressed, but he just snorts and informs them that it’d be easier to wake the dead than the two of them early in the morning) He fetches them breakfast and some tea to help coax them awake and they both just think it’s entirely unreasonable how much of a morning person Andras is (Elain in particular is just like…..what kind of madness is this, what are you? how is this even…no Andras I don’t want sun i want sleep) But some mornings Elain and Lucien make a special effort to wake up early and bring Andras some surprise breakfast in bed. (He was very, very bemused the first morning he wake up and realised that he was completely alone in the bed, he thought something terrible had happened (and in a way it had. Lucien. Cooking. Have mercy.)) 

Snuggles are not confined to the bedroom. They go on many rides together (Elain loves horses as much as Lucien does and Andras can easily keep pace with them in wolf form) and they have all the picnics and this inevitably involves lots of lovely food (Andras bakes the most…amazing pastries. Elain helps him. They work incredibly well together in the kitchen. Lucien is allowed to perch on one of the counters, occasionally pass them things, and offer supportive kisses. He is not allowed anywhere near the food) a great many snuggles, and Elain absently braiding flowers into Andras and Lucien’s hair. (They’re both very proud of their flower crowns) 

SMOLS. They must have babies. They must have all the babies. (i am literally allergic to kid-fic/headcanons but I will suffer through this pain because they just need them) So biologically the babies are elucien’s but…the babies 100000000% have two dads and that is just fucking final okay. Andras is….Andras is a godsend when Elain is pregnant tbh. Like Lucien is so enthusiastic and almost painfully excited/nervous about all of this and he flaps around like a rabid wildfire for nine months. Elain is…touched by his very strong emotions on this matter but also Lucien pls calm down I can walk up a flight of stairs okay? Andras serves the dual purpose of…calming Lucien the fuck down (as much as is possible) and also attending to like, Elain’s practical needs. (Lucien has taken care of alllll the nesting, basically the entire Autumn Court has been converted into a huge nursery at this point. They just..let him get on with it) 

He feeds her sooo much food and he spends a lot of time nudging the very baffled and slightly alarmed (Andras is…very big. like…picture jason momoa and…congratulations you’re bang on my fancast for him) cooks when their work space is invaded by this huge hulking fae who smiles and politely asks if he could use their kitchen for a little while, his wife has some odd cravings. Elain sits in one of those big old fashioned rocking chairs knitting slightly lopsided baby clothes while Andras finds ways to combine the different flavours she’s craving into actually edible things which Elain devours. His hands are also like, unreasonably giant and he’s so good at giving her massages and they bathe together too (with Lucien as well, obviously…it’s a very big bathtub) 

Lucien and Andras just basically….wait on Elain hand and foot throughout her pregnancy (I mean they always do this but she gets particularly spoiled when she’s carrying their smol) and I…enjoy the image of these two huge fae warriors with this slender little flower girl in between them, their hands clasped over her belly LIKE IF YOU DON’T THINK THIS IS BEAUTIFUL YOU’RE DEAD INSIDE.  

Little one is born and is a girl and all three of them just…fall instantly in love with her? Andras likes carrying her around and he’s always the first one to get up if she cries in the middle of the night and then he just scoops her up into his gigantic arms and bounces her up and down until she calms. The rest of the time baby just gets handed to Lucien because like, for whatever reason, babies love Lucien and she just stops crying as soon as she comes into contact with him. Elain is very grateful because between the two of them so much is taken care of and she  can relax and rest a lot after the birth, her boys have it covered, they make a wonderful little family unit so they do. 

Also as the little ones start getting…well greater in number and also older Andras doubles as an excellent climbing frame/small pony. They just….climb all over him. and sit on him. and braid flowers into his fur (he looks like a giant, fury flowerbed by the time they’re finished, just lying there, so patient, blinking placidly up at Lucien when he wanders out of the house and just??? Andras what r u doing?) and all fall asleep on top of him and it’s literally the purest thing that anyone has ever witnessed. And Andras loves those babies so fucking much, they are his whole entire heart and soul (along with Elain and Lucien, obviously. (a lot of these are Andras focused but I’ve done elucien pregnancy hcs a million times before YOU GUYS KNOW THE DRILL)) 

Lucien and Andras are sooo proud of Elain and they fuss over her so, so much once they start having babies because look at these tiny miracles you have provided us with you are also a miracle we are just ??? blown away. 

But they’re just a faaammiilllyyy a beautiful little family. and nothing sad EVER happens like ever. only good things here. good and pure things. they have many babies and lots of sex and so much kissing and cuddling and ALL THE LOVE. They all love each other so much and I die multiple deaths. Elandras. The best ship. The purest ship. The ship not even I can make angsty because it is just…Too Good. Anyway. Enjoy, nonnie. (I’m going to stop here or…well or else we’d just never stop at all) 

Shtpost #2


EXO is currently taking over my life. 

(i hear distant groans of agreement don’t lie i know we all are being dominated by a particular south korean family that sing and dance and do crazy stuff)

I wake up and the first thing I instinctively do is literally open my phone (no lie) and go on Instagram and search up chanbaek crap (hands up if you follow chanbaek_sister or chanbaek_idclub ayyyyy) because I am that fking deprived of EXO and also because international fan sTrugGLEs. 

Oh, i also heard rion (the ‘fan’ of suho who is always making him feel uncomfortable and exos disgsuted bc she did unspeakable things while obsessing over junmyeon) attended the manila concert.. yikes (i dont want this post to be negative so let’s just stop here and wish for. suho’s well-being) and then something else like an anti (i’m not going to spread names) bringing plush penguin toys to the concert and stuffing rocks inside them with the intention of throwing them at exo??? like, you’re just become absolutely petty and rude and dumb and i kind of want to laugh at these ‘fans’ bc they’re so… immature and sad (but hey, to everyone reading this, bts and exo and in fact, all kpop groups, are close-knit friends. they know what it’s like to have to practice for crap all day and they respect each other. i just want everyone to be positive and love because that’s how. we can end these disputes. i hate having to see ‘armys are just petty 13 y/o babies hating on exo’ or ‘exols are so loud and annoying don’t they get tired of screaming’ crap all the time on my feed. it wasn’t like this before. and we were a family once, we can be a family again. it’s not that hard. 



Who wouldn’t like these two beautiful beans?

Chanyeol loves Baekhyun so much that Baekhyun loves him back I-

And did anyone else notice that for their special stage Baekhyun and Chanyeol had MATCHING BRACELETS????!!!!?!?! I had to rewatch the stage because of a chanbaek fanvid (yes, that’s how I found most of my moments despite being a 2015-current fan) and I literally had to pause,

sit back,

look again,

lean closer,

and just:

me: bish what?

like, hello?

*asian voice* what, the hell?

okay please please please tell me they went on a little secret “boyfriends-that-do-a-lot-of-romantic-stuff-but-it-isn’t-platonic-or-anything” nights’ out and got each other bracelets like the ones in scarlet heart ryeo shkhsdkufhjh i love how they’re so intimate and lovely with each other *insert guttural noises*

another thing i realized is whenever baekhyun smiles or does something, chanyeol always seems to feel it and just copy his (boyfriend’s) best friend bandmate’s actions i stg they’re sOULMATES~~~

also, i’ve noticed that baekhyun’s movements are always so soft and gentle but if you notice, during concerts he’d always go the extra mile and have the perfect facial expression, hand gestures, everything, so that he’d look smooth af (probs why some call him daddy…(please don’t)) so when he’s standing beside this giant of a dork, aka the endorser of masks, baek always seems to small and cy always needs to protect him (although they probably hit each other and play lol all weekend)

i mean, just look:

you have their ridiculously weird side…

you also have their romantic yet fluffy side


but then you get this “???” aka “error 404?”

pcy…your hands. hands. hands to yourself, please. ( although i’m lowkey wishing that they had more skinship ;-;)

pcy where are your HANDS!! keep the awards pg-13 please!

(but baekhyun smirked so i actually have no idea what they are anymore hahahaha)

yeah so that was my rant because i just realized how. much i. love . exo . and chanyeol and baekhyun and exo in general like SEHUN, the baby that has a lot of respect, XIUMIN, the kind-hearted hyung who loves everyone and just wants to make everyone get comfortable, SUHO, the leader who never gives up and always laughs because he loves his members so much, KAI, the hardworking second maknae with the most contagious laugh ever (personal opinion), CHEN, the lowkey most observant vocal range god that everyone loves, LAY, the one who is selfless, innocent, and willing to try new things, D.O., our precious squishy bean who has the smoothest voice and the chillest attitude. EXO is such an important part of my life that I almost wish that I had never met them (it’s a good thing to think, almost like when the water is so cold it numbs you and you think it feels hot) 

So, kudos to all the exo fans who supported exo and stayed together no matter what happened because it’s only thanks to. you that i can be so blessed like this. love ya~

anonymous asked:

The couple is sleeping on an air mattress. One person goes to bed later then the other. They're so tired they flop down, thus launching the other into the air. Feysand or Nessian pleaseeeeeeeee?

Sorry, this took so long but I have been super busy lately and I hope you enjoy it. Sad thing is that I originally had this written but it deleted itself so I had to restart which is why it is so late. 

I really hope you enjoy it!

“Rhys!” I yelled as I slammed my hands down on the table he was seated at. “Please, what are you doing?” I said still angry that he had ignored me for so long. I missed him, desperately. I knew he was busy and I knew that he was stressed but I just needed him beside me. 

“Yes Feyre darling,” he said as he looked up but my anger disappeared when I saw his face. He was tired and I knew that I had made him more upset by commanding him. The dark circles around his eyes indicated to me that he was beyond tired. I was instantly embarrassed by my outburst because I knew he was doing this for me. 

We had recently moved out of our apartment and were in the process of building a new house which would start construction on Monday. This meant that we had rented out a cheap apartment and were currently sleeping on an air mattress that was missing my new husband.

“I miss you,” I whispered. “I know you’re busy but Rhys, I need you.” 

“I know Feyre darling but please. I’m almost done for the night. I just need to look at these things and I’ll be done. I promise.” He said and I knew I was being selfish but he was so tired that he should’ve come to bed a long time ago. 

“Please come to bed soon darling,” I said as I walked around him and placed my arms around his neck and placed a kiss on his cheek. 

“Feyre,” he said as he tilted his head allowing me more access to place my kisses. “Everything I do is for us. The reason I am doing this is because I want it to be perfect. Somewhere we can call completely ours because…” He moaned as I licked the column of his neck, “Because, you and me. We deserve a place to call home. A place that is not tainted by previous people. Somewhere that I can start making new memories with you. That’s all I’ve wanted Feyre. To share this with you.” I finished kissing his neck down to his shoulder and stood straight up, my chin on his head. 

“Take all the time you need. But Rhys… Know that when this is over. I will have an incredibly long list of ways to start our new lives.” With this, I walked out and left him there. He had made me realize I was being extremely selfish but this is what we did. Him and I. We balanced each other out. Mor had once called as soul mates and I wondered if she was right. 

That something in my soul had spoken to him and he understood completely what it was like. Like we were bonded through an unknown force of nature that made us inseparable, Whatever it was. He was the one that made me the happiest in my life. 

As soon as my head hit the rather small pillow of our makeshift air mattress I was instantly asleep but was awoken when I was catapulted into the air. I screamed and rolled onto the floor. I immediately got up already knowing who was the cause of my discomfort. 

“Rhys!” I screamed. I couldn’t believe it. First, he came to bed late. I didn’t even know what the time was and secondly he had woken me up. I could hear him chuckling softly as I scrambled back onto the bed. 

“Sorry, darling. I was tired,” he mumbled, his voice obscured by the cushion. Unbelievable bastard. 

“You couldn’t have sunk down nicely instead of launching me into the air,” There was a smile playing on my lips now because Rhys was beside me. He usually slept later than me and woke up earlier so I truly hadn’t felt his presence in weeks. 

“You know me Feyre. I’m all about the show. Besides, it was your idea to get the air mattress.” he said wrapping his arm around my waist, I was now facing him and his violet eyes, although obviously exhausted held so much love and mischievous ideas that I laughed and playfully pushed him away. 

“I thought it would be fun,” I said as I leaned in and brushed his lips with mine. The kiss soon became heated and demanding and his arm had tightened around my waist. 

“What do you mean? I’m having a wonderful time,” he chuckled and kissed my forehead. I smiled into his chest and clung to him. 

“If I go to sleep now and you are not here when I wake up. I’m leaving you,” I said smiling broadly hoping he would take the bait. 

“You leave me no choice Feyre dear,” he started to stroke my hair and I held him close as he continued. “I love you,” I think he said as I started to drift off to sleep. 

akigriffin  asked:

I've always had this headcanon where Maruis and Cosette are each other's first love, and it's as sickening cute as it is in the book and everyone thinks they'll be together forever. Then they both realize they're bi and not actually in love anymore (two separate discoveries). They break up, stay BFFs and fall in love with other people. (namely Courf and Ep)

Hey, this speaks to me on a veeeery personal level, friend. This post will be long and have feelings and stuff.


Cosette had been thinking about things for months. Unpleasant things, things that made her mood change and her mouth curve downwards in an uncharacteristic mope.

She could deny and try to pretend for as long as she wanted. But when it really came down to the quiet moments like these, she knew in her heart that her relationship with Marius had run its course. They felt much more like friends than lovers, more like roommates than cohabiting partners.

The worst thing about it was that everybody perceived them as perfect. She’d lost count at the amount of times somebody had aww’d in their general direction, described them as goals or told them they were perfect for each other.

But they weren’t, and it hurt- but Cosette was sick of pretending. She was also sick of fantasising about dates with other, pretend people. 

It was an awful call of judgement, to make such a sudden decision to break things off over a petty squabble over dinner. But it wasn’t the little thing that broke her, it was the collection of little things that became a mountain of one big unspoken thing. She was unhappy, and they had stopped bringing out the best in each other a long time ago.

There was crying and frustrated arguments and desperate attempts for each of the other to understand what they were saying, but by 9:00PM that night, they were done.

Marius & Cosette the perfect couple were no more.

Marius and Cosette the individuals were just beginning. 

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princejackbenjamin  asked:

ship of your choice. chopped au. they're in the dessert round, and one of them will be chopped. (alternatively any of the other rounds if it's an ot3/4 haha)

(CHOPPED AU. JAYSON. I DON’T EVEN. oh man… this is serious. I actually died while writing this and then came back to life to post this ridiculousness. You can tell that I have a lot of feelings about Chopped.)

“I was an orphan,” Cassian tells the camera in the tone of a person who no longer seems to understand the severity of what he’s saying. “I lived in an orphanage. I raised myself, got a job in a restaurant when I was thirteen, put myself through school. I mean, it wasn’t legal, but it got my foot in the door. If I can handle all of that, I can win the desert round.”


Back in the Chopped kitchen, Cassian looked completely at ease standing at his table in front of his closed basket of mystery ingredients. The competition so far had been fierce and he’d had both ups and downs, much to his irritation, but this was what he was made for. He’d been in the restaurant business for years. It might not have been what he’d originally thought he would do, but after growing up in the service industry, it was all he knew.

If he couldn’t win a damn cooking competition on TV, then did he even have any business calling himself a chef?

Glancing to his left, he sized up the last of his competitors. Jyn Erso was not technically what one would call a chef. While neither one of them had gone to culinary school, she hadn’t even worked in a restaurant of years. Instead, she’d been operating out of a food truck, roaming around the country, known for rarely sticking to one city for long. Somehow, she’d managed to gain a cult following this way.

While he toiled away in a hot as hell kitchen for fourteen hours a day, sweating and bleeding for his job, she would park her truck near a beach or outside of a nightclub and have at it. When she’d walked into the room, his first instinct had been to roll his eyes, but he didn’t unlike Chef Krennic who had found out the hard way that Jyn did not play even remotely nice. He knew better than to underestimate her. After all, her late father was Michellen three star chef. She might have ignored the call to cooking until later on in her life, but she was absolutely brutal in the kitchen, especially one as competitive on Chopped.

It almost made Cassian smile just thinking about the way she’d forced Krennic to come up with a completely different strategy last minute for a mystery ingredient on the appetizer round by not giving him a chance to use the one fryer.

As if sensing him looking at her, Jyn turned her face towards him and grinned faintly. It was small, but cutting, as sharp as any chef’s knife.


“Cassian Andor,” Jyn drawls melodramatically, leaning back in her seat as the camera trains on her face. She shakes her head. “James Beard award nominee this year, Southwest’s top new chef winner? No, I’m not afraid of him. The man was voted to be in People magazine’s sexiest people alive. I’m not about to lose to a pretty boy.” She pauses, a little frown on her face. “Okay, he is talented – and he’s okay-looking, I guess. But I’m not going to let that distract me!”


Jyn’s smile stayed razor sharp as she nodded her head towards him. “Best of luck, chef. I hope you don’t want to use the ice cream machine.”

“I wouldn’t dream of doing something so typical,” Cassian responded coolly. 

It actually made her laugh. To the side, she heard one of the judges, probably that Conant bastard, snicker and whisper, “Are they flirting?” and ignored them. Maybe she should try to flirt with him. It could possibly distract him. But she could barely get a read on him despite going through two rounds of cooking hell with him at her side. She wasn’t so certain that he had a passion other than food. Besides, if she was going to beat him, it would be at his own game.

No doubt he was already planning something magical and connected to his roots. He’d been spectacular with his seasoning and flavors in the first two rounds, blowing everyone out of the water. It had been frustrating. She was able to get the perfect cook on some absurd meat and then there was his burst of flavor, like he was Guy Fieri taking them to Flavortown or some bullshit.

When it was time to open their mystery baskets, both Jyn and Cassian focused ahead of them, blocking each other out, and looked inside. Naturally, it was a total shit show of ingredients. Whoever came up with them deserved to be shot. While she grumbled under her breath with each addition, Cassian was silent as ever, like it didn’t bother him one bit that their desert basket included raspberries, stale oreos, pumpkin pie, and jalapeno cheddar bratwurst. What the fuck was she supposed to do with that combination?

God, was she really considering making a raspberry sorbet? She had been joking about using that stupid ice cream machine.


Cassian takes a deep breath and sighs into the camera. “Honestly, I don’t care about the bratwurst, but I freaking hate pumpkin pie. What kind of consistency is that stuff? It’s like gloop. And the spices are somehow both overpowering and bland.”


While Jyn was wearing the same aggravated look she gave every mystery basket – despite pulling out something stunning-looking in the end – Cassian kept his hands folded behind his back and looked upfront calmly. As long as he remained cool and detached, he’d be able to keep his head in the game. He was silently grateful that there had been no chocolate in any basket. He wasn’t about to make a freaking mole with Aaron Sanchez as one of the judges, especially since he’d grown up on the stuff and it was something sacred, although he knew that it was almost expected of him.

“You have thirty minutes on the clock!”

Just before the clock started, Cassian connected eyes with Jyn again. She rolled her eyes, not at him though, and for a brief second, he felt an odd camaraderie were her and smiled. Strange because she was absolutely nothing like him and they had two very distinct styles and were competing against one another. And yet, in a way, it was kind of nice to not be in this alone.

Because desert was hell and no one wanted to bake a cake in thirty minutes with only themselves as company.


“Oh, piss on it, he’s handsome,” Jyn groans, burying her face so that she can hide it from the camera, “and I’m going to make a bloody sorbet.”

Happy Birthday to my son Alexander Gideon Lightwood! Here’s some malec fluff in his honor. 💜

Alec Lightwood knew absolutely nothing about baseball. In fact, he knew nothing about sports in general. He would rather hide in his room and read a good book than invest all of his energy into yelling at the television to criticize people who had no idea he existed. Books were his escape from reality, his way of forgetting the unforgiving world he lived in. So when Jace pulled his newest pick from the library out of his hands and tossed it onto the floor, he had a strong urge to slap his brother upside the head. He settled for a glare instead, but Jace just smiled back, completely unfazed.

“You are coming to the Mets game with Clary and me,” he said, as though it was already fact. Alec stared at him blankly, wondering why in the world Jace would assume that he would just automatically agree to go watch a sport that he had absolutely no interest in when he could be doing other things that didn’t involve dealing with large crowds of people and being social.

“Since when?” Alec asked, almost amused at Jace’s certainty. He was a very hard person to convince when he didn’t want to do something, and all of his siblings, and basically anyone who knew him at all, were well aware of that. He wondered what was up Jace’s sleeve that had him looking so smug.

“Since I invited Magnus and told him that you were coming along.”

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anonymous asked:

Tell me more about what kind of attention we should be giving the Aces. You think you can make a fan out of me?

ok, fair warning, you asked 

I’m sticking to my favorites on the first two lines because if they can’t sell you, nothing can. let’s start with some stats:

Carter Harrison has the softest hands in the entire Western Conference. His official hockey nickname is Harry Potter because he can maneuver the puck out of any situation (it’s magical to watch). 

Osiel Ortiz, otherwise known as Ozzy or El Oso,  is a really big guy but he weaves through defense lines like a guy half his height. It will amaze you. 

Nathan Chopra and Mateo Perez are the best d-man pair in the entire NHL, hands down. Their dynamic is flawless on and off the ice. Chopra has some of the most effective stick checking you’ll ever see, and he won the Hart Trophy last year. Perez won the Norris Trophy in 2012 and 2013. I wouldn’t be surprised if he won again this year.  

Jeff Troy gets called the mastermind a lot because was really the one who made plays before Kellen Andrews got hired as head coach. He’s the entire reason they won the cup in 2011. 

John Johnson is one of the most consistent goalies in the league. And now I’m gonna start talking about personalities because you literally can’t separate Johnny from his personality.  He’s like extremely laid back yet observant and witty. His chirps are so subtle most people never notice them. 

Carter’s really stoic on the ice, but he’s like the sweetest most empathetic guy ever. He’s the one who came up with the Little Aces program and Las Vegas is a much youth friendlier city for it. (you should watch interviews with Carter and Ozzy, they’re rare because they make each other laugh so much they can barely get through them coherently) 

Ozzy’s known for being a walking meme, but the dude’s just fucking hilarious. (He’s Autistic and one of the best players the Aces have, I’m gonna let you sit on that for a minute. He’s invaluable to the team.) 

on the list of things for you to look up: check out the Ace Off videos called “Nature Walk with Goose” it’s basically Nathan explaining the craziest situations he’s gotten into. The series started because one time PR ran out of video ideas and one of them over heard him explaining to Perry how his afternoon hike outside Vegas got him stranded in the Castro (in San Francisco). 

Perry’s the kind of guy you wish you could be friends with. He’s more emotionally intelligent and patient than the entire northern hemisphere combined. He loves the shit out of his teammates and is literally the first person to stir shit on twitter if someone messes with one of his boys. 

I can’t stress enough how amazing their coach, Kellen, is. She’s pragmatic and decisive on the ice. Off the ice, she’s an amazing mother and wife. She’d honestly do anything for her team and her family. That shows every single game. Every coach in this league should take a page from her book. It’s a business, but she doesn’t treat her players like causalities. 

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  • I'm not feeling well so I cuddled up in bed and rewatched some old Blatra. Here they were asked about what behaviour would "cool down even a 100 years worth of love". And yes, Hazuki really uses "like" all the time.
  • Hazuki: Farting.
  • Akinori: Eating habits.
  • Asanao: kuchakuchakuchakuchakuchapechapechapecha
  • All: ??
  • Hazuki: What's this, something dirty?
  • Asanao: Nooo, it's not
  • Hazuki+Akinori: Please stop onomatopoeia
  • Asanao: It's about eating.
  • Hazuki: Ah, chewing sounds!
  • Asanao: Exactly.
  • Hazuki: Well I guess mine is easy to understand.
  • Asanao: Ehh? That's totally okay!
  • Hazuki: No wait a little... so, you're okay with it?
  • Asanao: Why?
  • Hazuki: Well... if you wanna spend your time together farting... For me, it totally turns me off. It kinda ruins my dreams. Like, I have this dreamlike image about girls. Like them not doing this. I know that all of you watching this now are like "Hey, you know, girls are just humans, too!" but I really want them to preserve that dream. Farting is really like a wall to me. Like the last wall. It's okay if it's by accident, like while sleeping. Like when she's staying the night for the first time, going like *fart* all of a sudden while asleep, I'm like "mhh..", it's a little shock, but you can't help it [Asanao starts making fart noises at that point]. Yeah, like BAM. It's kind of shocking for me but then I'm like "Ah, can't be helped, we're all human" but I can deal with that. But letting it all out during your everyday life together or when like the toilet is not so far away like when you're at a hotel together and she goes in in the morning and goes all like BAMBAMBAMBABAAM... like not cancelling the noise, what are you supposed to do?
  • Akinori: I have never heard a girl fart like that. You got a trauma there or something?
  • [At this point they're all just cracking up.]
  • Asanao: Me neither, they usually don't do the loud ones.
  • Hazuki: Really..?
  • Asanao: Yeah more like "Zzzuuu".
  • Hazuki: What? "Zzzuuu"?
  • Asanao: Yeah, like [while sitting] lifting up your ass and going "sssuuuuu"
  • Hazuki: (hides his face in his hand and whimpers) That's disgusting...
  • Asanao: You're being disillusioned here, right?
  • Hazuki: (still whimpering) Yeahh...
  • Asanao: But if you keep them in it's not good for you body.
  • Hazuki: Well then go somewhere else to let them out!
  • Asanao: Ah, kay.
  • Hazuki: Aim for the dream!
  • Asanao: You know my mom, while cooking, she's usually farting freely.
  • [All of them are still laughing continuously.]
  • Akinori: You were raised with farting.
  • Hazuki: Fart-family, right... My grandparents are doing that, too. But yeah, to sum it up, I don't like my girls farting. So for you [to AK] it's eating habits?
  • Akinori: Yeah, when we can't agree on what we want to eat.
  • Asanao: So you're breaking up right away?
  • Akinori: Not right away but I can't help but think that it won't last long. Like imagine I like spicy food and she doesn't. We can't go to a restaurant together then.
  • Hazuki: Then go to one that offers both.
  • Akinori: But then its mostly just average and boring.
  • Hazuki: Then go with a friend.
  • Akinori: But I wanna say stuff like "Hey that's really spicy!" together.
  • Hazuki: Yeah but if she doesn't like it it can't be helped.
  • Akinori: That's why I'm looking for someone who likes spicy food.
  • Hazuki: You won't find someone who likes the exact things as you!
  • Asanao: How about choosing someone like that before you actually start dating??
  • Akinori: Ah... yeah.. right
  • Hazuki: You're putting food over that person!
  • Akinori: Yeah well... both is important.
  • Hazuki: But if you had to choose?
  • Akinori: (thinks for a moment) Would dump her.
  • Hazuki: ... So if food and all that was perfect but she would fart a lot?
  • Akinori: (laughs) Nah rather not. Farting is worse than liking different food.
  • Hazuki: Yay, mine won. So Asanao, you don't like chewing sounds.
  • Asanao: Yeah, guess nobody like them.
  • Akinori+Hazuki: Right. But that bad?
  • Asanao: She could be the most beautiful girl or whatever, if she does this I get angry.
  • Hazuki: Remember it's about "a hundred years worth of love"!
  • Asanao: Yes. Would definitly cool down.
  • Hazuki: But you would already notice on your first date if you would have dinner together.
  • Asanao: Yeah I'd immediately cut it off with her.
  • Hazuki: How about telling her first? Maybe she doesn't notice?
  • Asanao: Uhm, yeah but you probably notice before you even really got to talk to each other, like when you're out with a group of people.
  • Akinori: People like that also seem like the type that farts a lot.
  • Asanao: Going like "kuchakucha *fart*"...
  • [Big LOL]
  • Hazuki: That is just horrible. But you don't mind farting so much right? You could go to some fancy french retaurant and fart together while eating.
  • Asanao: Okay, while eating it's a no go.
  • Hazuki: So when is it okay?
  • Asanao: Like when watching TV.
  • Hazuki: Oh god imagine watching comedy and she laughs and lets one go. That totally happens, right?... Okay, I think we can all agree on the #1 for a 100 years worth of love to cool down is farting.
Hogwarts house angst at school that turned into this

Alright people!! Listen up! I just got into a fight with my science class over Hogwarts houses. We’re supposed to be studying for finals, but this shit got intense. Now, what I would LOVE from you guys…Please either back me up, spread this like the plague, or tell me why I’m wrong. Whatever you think, I’m genuinely curious here.

Gryffindor vs. Slytherin. WTF PEOPLE?! I’m really really really tired of this shit. They’re not that different. They’re just not. I’m in Gryffindor, that’s what I’ve always been sorted into on random quizzes, that’s what I got on Pottermore, I just roll with it. This being said, 99% of the stuff on this website written about Slytherin’s I can hardcore relate to. Okay? I’m not being biased here at all, for either house. They’re just not that different.

The people in my science class disagree. They say that Gryffindor’s are full of people who always do the right thing, are brave beyond measure, and constantly happy, and they’re constantly moving around and is the house of jocks.

     Slytherin’s are ambitious, greedy, manipulative, lazy, and snarky. They Claim that this is the ‘bad house’ and that Slytherin is truly the worst.   

HAHA No. Here’s why,

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prettypunkprincess  asked:

Can I just say that the person you were "arguing" with did make some (keyword: some) good points, but at the same time they're attacking possibly one of the most realistic pieces of fiction out there. One thing that you said that stuck with me "You picture gay people as nothing but sweet happy and holy people" I laughed so hard because you hit it on the head. I'm gay, and so many people think that just because they see my happy mask that I'm nothing but rainbows and sunshine. (1/?)

I hate it because so many people assume that I’ve been relatively happy all my life. That’s so far from true. I have self-harm scars, I’ve been admitted to the hospital because my dad and stepmom were scared I’d kill myself. And it’s amazing when people immediately label the KS fandom as “disgusting”. It’s graphic, it has some really fucked up scenes, and YEA Sangwoo DOES indeed need to go to prison, but the way I see it is a majority of this fandom (male and female) stuck around… (2/3)

because there’s a macabre sense of reality in this well-drawn piece of fiction. Not everything that happens in KS applies to everyone, there are things here and there that speak to a variety of people because let’s face it, Bum’s life is p fucked up, but that’s the majority of what drives people be a part of this fandom. There’s a sense of reality and these fictitious characters are more real than any plastic bitch, or random dickbag starting discourse about someone’s fandom on Tumblr. (3/3)

Sorry for the rant in your inbox…. I wasn’t too sure if you’re ok with people messaging you.

I may have agreed quite weakly that they ended up having very few good points about fiction if they had just been a bit more open minded and not so hostile.. but I can see your perspective on this.

I mean, I wouldn’t argue that KS isn’t disgusting, because it is– as in it depicts very disgusting, painful scenes of abuse, self harm, and mental illness– also the gore and the recent Special Chapter was incredibly horrific, with things that made me feel uncomfortable and slightly disgusted… but I love the story, even if it isn’t something I’m commonly into– but the way Antis label KS “disgusting,” is well… in a way, a shaming tactic.

See, that’s the problem though, Antis can’t seem to understand, or simply don’t want to understand or accept that not everything applies to everyone in KS– that each individual see’s things differently, and relates to things differently. 
No one ever said every person with BPD would relate to Bum, of even if Bum is “the best,” representation for BPD– No, would is said though is that there are fans of KS who have BPD, and do relate to him on different levels, while of course there are going to be people who don’t relate at all. 
Mental illnesses can be experienced differently by each individual, especially since BPD has many faucets to it. 
Nobody said that everyone who’s been in an abusive relationship would relate to the depiction (not in a literal sense, hopefully) of Sangwoo and Bum’s relationship– but abuse survivors in the fandom do relate, and find solace in that. 
Just because you don’t understand something, or someone, doesn’t mean their personal reasons or experiences are invalid and “wrong.” 

I’m so sick of this idea that everything need’s to be absolutely perfect on here, that no mistakes can be made, that people of minorities cannot be depicted in villainous parts… The world is one huge flaw in itself, nothings perfect– and it takes time and patience and understanding towards others to help create positive growth and critical thinking and awareness of real dangers and threats to us as a society, especially in media, which deserves to be criticized, but not to the extent Antis take it.

Hey, don’t apologize! My inbox is always open for anyone.

nerdydisney  asked:

Family au where Thace is Keith's father and the kids are excited to see their grandfather visiting.

HOOHOHOHO Very nice, very nice! [The Voltron Family] 

They were having a Family Meeting again, cause this is where they get to announce and talk about stuff. 

Keith: So. Your Grandpa Thace called me this morning and—
Keith: *surprised* Whoa, calm down there, cupcake! *laughs*
Hunk: I love Grandpa Thace! He makes us drink tea!
Lance: And and and make us sit like Japanese! Like this! *demonstrates*
Shiro: I see that there’s not going to be a problem then.
Pidge: When is he coming? I need to polish my Nihongo. *ponders*
Keith: *smiles* He’s coming next week.
Pidge: *snaps head towards Shiro* Daddy Shiro, I need you to double, no, triple my Japanese language studies! ASAP!
Shiro: You do know that you can just talk to him in English, right, Pidge?
Pidge: *shakes head* But I want to impress him. *pouts*
Shiro: *pats* Alright, we’ll work something out.

When Keith picked up his Dad at the airport…

Thace: *spreads arms* My boy, come here! Give your old man a hug.
Keith: *smiles* *hugs* I’ve missed you so much.
Thace: Me, too, son. Me, too. *kisses Keith’s forehead* Now c’mon and let me reunite with my little gremlins! 
Keith: *laughs* Don’t call them that! 
Thace: *laughs* I’m just so excited to see them again.
Keith: *turns all quiet* *looks down* I’m glad you don’t resent me for not giving you a real grandchild that is related to you. 
Thace: Keith, son. Look at me.
Keith: *looks at his Dad* 
Thace: I could never resent you for something like that. The moment you introduced Shiro to us, not once did I even think nor entertain the idea that you would find someone else. I knew right then and now that Shiro was going to be the man you will marry.
Keith: *slaps him softly* Dad! That was like our third week of dating!
Thace: Exactly. You were too in love with him, it was so adorable.
Keith: I’m surprised that you weren’t surprised I brought home a guy. I didn’t even come out to you. To be honest I didn’t even know until I met Shiro.
Thace: *smiles* See, that’s the thing. You don’t have to come out at all, Keith. It’s not like people come out when they’re straight, right? Because it’s normal. That’s why when Shiro came to Japan with you, I just smiled. I knew women were already out of the picture. You two are perfect for each other. That’s why when you were dating for 7 years already, having jobs and all, I told your Mom “Hey, when are they getting married? I’m not getting any younger here.”
Keith: *laughs* OH MY GOD. 
Thace: I actually cried when you called to tell me that Shiro proposed to you. I was a mess. “Finally. FINALLY. I’m gonna have grandchildren.” And now, I have the best grandchildren anyone could ever ask for!
Keith: *sniffs* You’re such a sap, Dad.

When they both arrived home, the children ran quickly towards their grandfather and battled their way who get to climb and hug him first! It was Pidge btw.

Pidge: I’ve missed you so much, Grandpa Thace! *kisses his cheek*
Thace: *laughs* I’ve missed you too.
Pidge: I’ve learned heaps of Nihongo from Daddy Shiro and I can’t wait to use them! I’m actually pretty sugoi now.
Hunk: You’ve used that word incorrectly, Pidge!
Pidge: *scoffs* I did not!
Lance: *shakes his head* Tsk tsk tsk. See? This is why I want Grandpa Thace to teach me Japanese since he has more knowledge with the language! 
Hunk: Will you be cooking us some Japanese food?
Pidge: Oh oh oh! So we can say “Itadakimasu”!
Keith: One at a time, kids. Your Grandpa brought something though.
Lance: What is it? *looks at the bag Keith was holding*
Hunk: Are those… kimonos?!
Lance: *gasps* Oh my goodness! Can we wear them now! Can we!!
Thace: *laughs* Yeah, go ahead. *puts Pidge down*
Lance: *takes  the bag from Keith* Lemme get that, Daddy Keith. *looks at Pidge and Hunk* Let’s go!

As soon as the kids are gone…

Keith: You didn’t have to spend so much on them.
Thace: Oh please! That was nothing. Look at them embracing our culture.
Shiro: *appears from the kitchen* Welcome, Dad. *hugs* I heard all the screaming from the kitchen. *laughs* I was actually trying to work on a dish–
Thace: *glares* Son, what did I just tell you? I told you to wait for me. 
Shiro: I was trying to impress you! 
Thace: I’m not the one you’re married to. *points at Keith* Impress that pretty boy instead. *laughs* Plus, you’ve already impressed me for having such great taste choosing my son as your husband. 
Keith: *blushes* *buries his face in his hands* Oh my god. DAD. PLEASE.

3AM Talk
  • <p> <b></b> Farkle is staying over at Riley's place for Christmas. It's their junior year of high school.<p/><b>Location:</b> Matthews's living room.<p/><b></b> Farkle is sleeping on the couch. Riley walks in from her room. She goes over to the couch. She starts shaking Farkle to wake him up.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Farkle, wake up!<p/><b></b> He doesn't wake up. She grabs a pillow and throws it at his head.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Ow! (Looks around and sees Riley) Why did you do that?<p/><b>Riley:</b> So you would wake up.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Why?<p/><b>Riley:</b> I couldn't sleep and I want to talk to you.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Do you want to go to your bay window?<p/><b>Riley:</b> How about we stay here?<p/><b></b> Farkle sits up and makes room for Riley on the couch. She sits down. They face each other.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> What's wrong?<p/><b>Riley:</b> I'm worry about the future. This year is the most important school year in high school. I'm scared that I will let the pressure get to me and no colleges will think I'm good enough for them.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Riley, you are one of the smartest people I know. You have accomplished so much...<p/><b>Riley:</b> What did I accomplished?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> In the past year alone, you were voted captain of the debate team.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Only because you didn't want to be captain.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> The only reason I didn't want to be captain was because I know you are a better captain than I'll ever be. You are a lot smarter than you give yourself credit for. You are still tied with me for the most A's, which my dad hates by the way. (Riley laughs) Everyone loves and respects you.<p/><b>Riley:</b> (looks away from Farkle) Do they though? Don't they see a childish person when they see me? I still use a bunny nightlight. I talk to stuff animals. And they talk back. I always try to ignore when things changed.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Everyone hates change. And the other things you mentioned, makes you who you are. It makes you Riley, my best friend. There's nothing wrong with that. You are serious when you need to be, but you also have this innocence that people lose as they get older. I'm happy that you never lost that. It's one of the many things I love about you.<p/><b>Riley:</b> (looks at Farkle and smiles) You mean that?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> I do. You helped me to have fun and let loose when I'm stressed. Remember the time, when we were studying at my place and it was raining? (Riley nods her head yes) I was worried about the final exams and you made me go outside, and danced with you in the rain. I had so much fun, that I started not to worried about the exams and I aced them. That was all because of you.<p/><b>Riley:</b> That was one of my favorite memories.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Mine too. You had made my life better since we met.<p/><b>Riley:</b> You had made mine better too. You're always there for me when I need you. We can talk each other about anything. We challenged each other to be better. I don't know what I would do without you.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> You'll never have to find out. You're stuck with me. We'll always be best friends.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Good.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> I was going to wait to the morning, to give you your present, but now's a good time.<p/><b></b> Farkle walks to the tree and grabs the present. He sits next to Riley and gives her the gift.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Merry Christmas!<p/><b></b> Riley takes the present and opens it to reveal a locket shaped like Pluto. She starts to have tears falling on her cheeks.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Farkle, it's beautiful.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Just like you.<p/><b></b> Riley blushes.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> You should open it.<p/><b></b> Riley opens the locket. One side has a picture with her and her family. On the other side, a picture of her and her friends.<p/><b>Riley:</b> I don't know what to say.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> I wanted you to keep the people that matter to you the most, with you at all times. The Pluto locket represents hope. I hope you never change who you are. The world needs a Riley Matthews. I need Riley Matthews in my life.<p/><b>Riley:</b> (tilts her head) Farkle.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> You're the best person I know.<p/><b></b> Riley gives him a hug. They stare at each other. Riley leans in and gives Farkle a kiss.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Wow!<p/><b>Riley:</b> That was...<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Wow! That was the best gift I ever received.<p/><b>Riley:</b> (smiles) So I guess you don't want the present I got you?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> No, I do. But, no gift will ever top that kiss.<p/><b>Riley:</b> (playfully shoves him) You're a dork.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> I know.<p/><b></b> They walk to the Christmas tree and Riley hands Farkle his present.<p/><b></b> By the stairs, Cory and Topanga are watching Riley and Farkle.<p/><b>Topanga:</b> That was the sweetest moment.<p/><b>Cory:</b> I've seen better.<p/><b>Topanga:</b> They remind me of us when we were younger.<p/><b>Cory:</b> I don't see it.<p/><b>Topanga:</b> Like it or not, Riley's growing up.<p/><b>Cory:</b> NOT! I don't want her to grow up.<p/><b>Topanga:</b> We don't have a choice. Quit acting like a baby.<p/><b>Cory:</b> No. She's not growing up and she's never allowed to date. Especially Farkle. I can already imagine Minkus gloating about his son dating my daughter.<p/><b>Topanga:</b> It looks like they will be dating, and they're perfect for each other. Do not mess this up.<p/><b>Cory:</b> I can't promise that.<p/><b>Topanga:</b> Then I can't promise that you will be living here much longer.<p/><b>Cory:</b> You would really kick me out?<p/><b>Topanga:</b> Mess this up for Riley and you'll find out.<p/><b>Cory:</b> I always thought Farkle was perfect for Riley.<p/><b>Topanga:</b> That's what I thought. Now go back to bed.<p/><b>Cory:</b> Yes ma'am.<p/><b></b> Cory and Topanga head up to their room.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> How are you feeling about the future?<p/><b>Riley:</b> I think for the first time in a while, I feel better about it. And that's thanks to you.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> I'm glad. Any college would be honored to have you at their university.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Thanks.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> So, where do we go from here?<p/><b>Riley:</b> I don't know. What do you want to happen?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> I want to ask you to be my girlfriend and I'm hoping you would say yes.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Ask me and you'll find out.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Riley, will you be my girlfriend?<p/><b>Riley:</b> YAY!!!!!!<p/><b></b> Farkle smiles and kisses Riley.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Can you put the locket on me?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> It will be my pleasure.<p/><b></b> Riley turns away from Farkle and lifts her hair. Farkle puts the locket around her neck.<p/><b>Riley:</b> This was the best present. Thank you. I love you.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> I love you too.<p/><b></b> They kiss again.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Best Christmas ever!<p/><b></b> The end!<p/></p>