people who insult you

star wars films rated by anakin being Extra™
  • The Phantom Menace: tries to flirt with the queen of Naboo. tells the Jedi Council he is "cold" when asked how he feels. 7/10 bc he is smol and good and the jedi are mean to him
  • Attack of The Clones: hates sand. "just being around her is...intoxicating." cries a lot. "I'm haunted by that kiss...that you should *never* have given me" anakin pls. 37/10 for pining Anakin.
  • The Clone Wars: now has an Edgy™ scar. causes many explosions and bad jokes. most problems he runs into are because he's v bad at hiding his marriage, fuckin dork. 9/10
  • Revenge of the Sith: where do i even begin. anakin NO 100/10
  • Star Wars Rebels: stands on top of a TIE fighter and flies it with the Force just so his cape can flap in a Cool™ way. 78/10
  • Rogue One: uses the Force to make his cloak flap, makes choking puns to scare Krennic. turns lights off of chest panel just to scare Rebels. literally has his fortress in the same place he fought (and lost) to Obi-Wan. a solid 59/10.
  • A New Hope: chokes people who insult the force. says "the circle is complete" & "when i left you, i was but the learner. now i am the Master!!". 12/10.
  • The Empire Strikes Back: Literally sits and waits at a dinner table so that he can surprise Han & Leia when Lando invites them to dinner??? also cuts off his own sons hand before revealing he is his father. unbeatable extra™-ness, 126/10
  • Return of the Jedi: chooses to redeem himself at the very last minute for the ultimate Dramatic Twist. burns on a pyre of flames. a good 30/10

“And then he called me a stupid cactus! Would you believe that?”
“…”
“I know right?! Just because I’m a succulent doesn’t mean I’m some stupid cactus!”

Ochara likes to associate himself with roses because of having thorns and feeling important and gets angry really fast when someone points out the truth. Then again pretty much everything makes him angry, he’s worse than an angsty teenager and just complains about everything ever. Others like to make fun of him because of how easy is to make him angry :>

Ewoqi is mute, so he can’t exactly talk back, but for some reason still tolerates Ochara and enjoys his very undemanding company.

anonymous asked:

Can you make a little list of uniquely French things that aren't stereotyped or touristy or common knowledge? X

  • The theme song of the French railway company
  • Using “Putain” in every type of situation from extreme pain to good news
  • It’s not a French wedding until a Patrick Sébastien song is playing
  • The “pain au chocolat” vs “chocolatine” debate
  • No one really understands the tv channel Arte
  • One of our former presidents once said “Casse toi pauvre con” (Fuck off you prick) and “Descends si t’as des couilles” (Come down if you’ve got balls) to actual random people who insulted him in the streets
  • Every French actor who becomes successful at Hollywood gets automatically hated here
  • French accents aren’t sexy, they’re nails scratching on a black board
  • Cellphone numbers all begin by 06 or 07
  • We desperately try to copy English-speaking reality TV and boi is it bad
  • One of our traditional Christmas movie is about a group of people participating in the gruesome murder and body disposal of some guy
  • Whistling in the middle of a sentence is a thing and most of the time it means you’re pissed off
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Blond Skywalker genes, the secret’s out thanks to the little Matt the Radar Technician incident…

I'm going to be crystal clear to you, Voltron fandom

The production team and creators of Voltron are actual adults with actual lives. They aren’t going to listen to some whiny children on Tumblr. They’re not going to take your word for it and reveal all their information just for your shippings/pairings. It’s absolutely stupid and unnecessary.

Voltron: Legendary Defender is about five heroes defending the galaxy against an evil empire ran by a fictional alien species. Do you really think they’ll focus 100% on ships and age just for your pleasure? No. That’s not what this show is about. This show doesn’t revolve around romance. And even though there is nothing particularly wrong with shipping, you can’t just expect this show to center around everything romantic. There are certain shows/movies for that.

You can’t be biased on the story/writing either. The writers CAN write. Just because they’re not listening to your whining, it doesn’t mean the content is poorly written. That’s not how it works!

Criticizing the pacing, characterizations, and screentime = good criticism
Whining about your ship being irrelevant = bad criticism

TRY to be mature about it. What do you get out of telling the writers to kill themselves? To telling people who don’t agree with you to kill themselves? To insult the show even though you claim to be a fan over a ship? If that were the case, you were NEVER a fan in the first place. You NEVER cared about this show in the first place. You complain, complain, and complain with such poor basis and articulation and that’s tiring.

Disliking and disagreeing with something is one thing. Arguing, whining and cursing over something so insignificant is another.

anonymous asked:

every time you insult the people who respond to your posts and tag it with something along the lines of 'that's not actually true i just said that to be funny' i crie because it's the most wholesome thing i see on this hellsite

i just dont want ppl to feel bad or as if i was actually upset with them cuz that’d make ME feel bad

A Whole New Perspective

Request: “Draco x reader. Reader is blind nobody knows why Draco’s with her. Then a professor finds a cure. Does she like what she sees?”

Pairing: Draco x reader

Universe: Harry Potter

Word Count: 2,061

Warnings: FLUFF!

A/N: I FREAKIN LOVE THIS REQUEST SO MUCH, AND I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY IT TOO! LOVE YOU ALL! (BUT THAT GIF THO) xx

Originally posted by the-goblet-of-slytherin

Whispers surrounded you, crept into your ears and consumed your mind. They were speaking about you. Hushed insults were the only thing escaping their mouths. You weren’t surprised to hear people talking about you, but their words still hit you hard.

“Why her?”

“She’s nothing but a speck on the sidewalk next to him.”

“He deserves more than that.”

Your chest began to tighten, your breathing echoing at a rapid pace. They thought you couldn’t hear them, yet you could hear every word. It was utterly unbearable.

Draco sensed the tenseness in your body as it quivered beside him, and he looked over in worry to see your hands gripping onto the table, your jaw tight.

“Y/N?” A large hand was placed upon yours, Draco’s voice entering your mind. “What’s wrong, love?”

You shook your head rapidly, darkness overwhelming not only your vision, but your mind. “I can’t do this. I hear everything. I hear it all, Draco. It’s terrible.” Your lips started to quiver, a sob threatening to rip from your chest.

Draco immediately knew what you meant, and he twisted his head around the room, spotting the group of people who were insulting you. Instantly, a glare grew upon his face, the girls instantly turning away from you with a roll of their eyes. Draco hissed under his breath then turned back to you to suddenly see you were gone, along with the cane that guided you throughout the castle.

Tears were already streaming down your face by the time you left. Your Potions professor, Slughorn, had noticed you storm out of the class, sending a worried expression Draco’s way.

“I-I’m sorry. I need to go after her.” Draco announced before running out of his seat and immediately leaving the class.

His ragged breathe reverberated through the corridors as he ran, almost immediately knowing where you went. You had this certain spot in the school that you isolated yourself in whenever you were feeling out of place or feeling self-conscious. Every time you hear people talking about you like they had today, you were run and hide there. That’s exactly where Draco had found you, cowering in the corner as sobs vibrated against the walls.

A sad sigh escaped his lips before he walked over to you, crouching above you and cradling you to his chest. “It’s alright, love. It’ll all be alright.” He whispered as you wrapped your arms around his stomach, nuzzling your head into the crook of his neck.

Your voice was muffled as your lips moved against his neck. but he could make out what you had said almost clearly. “It’s not okay, Draco. I don’t even know what you look like. All I can see is what you’ve described for me, but that’s not enough. I should be used to being blind, but I know now that I will never move past the fact that I have to live with this, Draco.”

Draco listened intently, and rubbed your back soothingly as you poured your heart out to him.

“I can’t deal with hearing all of the things everyone thinks about us, about me. They say I’m not good enough for you, Draco. They say you deserve better, and I believe them. You deserve to love someone who you don’t have to worry about constantly, someone who knows what you look like, and can cherished that for the rest of your life, someone who doesn’t abruptly flip a switch whenever someone says something about our relationship. You do deserve better, and I’m sorry I can’t give you that.”

Silence dominated the corridor, more tears falling down your face as soon as you had got everything off your chess. Draco was silent, which you assumed was because of shock. Little did you know that before you had even finished your speech, he had started to cry.

All he wanted was to make you happy, but you weren’t happy. You were broken, just as broken as he was. And he never wanted that for you.

Suddenly, as Draco was deep in thought and tears fell down his face, you pulled away from him. He watched you wiped your eyes, practically noticing the guarded wall building up in front of him before his eyes.

“Don’t…” Draco begged, his voice breaking through the silence in the corridor. “Please…” He shook his head rapidly. “Don’t think like that.”

“It’s true.”

A sudden sob raked through Draco’s chest, and your heart shattered as the sound resounded against the walls. Draco was not shocked like you had assumed a second ago. He was hurting, and it broke your heart to think it was because of you.

“No it’s bloody not!” He bellowed, rising from the ground and turning away from you. He took a deep breathe before continuing in a much more calm manner. “Do you have any idea what you mean to me?” He turned back around to face you, a frown on your face. “Do you know what you do to me? I don’t care if you don’t know what I look like, I don’t care what other people say about you! I love you, and that’s it! It doesn’t matter what anybody else says, what matters is what we think.And you want to know what I think? I think you’re bloody beautiful! You’re the most brilliant girl I have ever met, and you are the most kindest, generous person in the world!

It doesn’t matter whether you’re blind or whether someone says that you are not good enough for me! You are good enough for me! You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me! I don’t want anybody else, Y/N! I just want you! Dammit, I’m bloody in love with you!”

Draco watched as you bit your quivering bottom lip, silent sobs shuddering through your chest and tears flourished the tips of your cheeks. You were left at a loss for words, a heap of broken flaws and unconditional love on the floor. Draco sighed, sitting down beside you and bringing you back against his body.
It was silent as you gripped his shirt and nuzzled your head into his chest, tears rolling down your cheeks.

“I-I…” You tried to calm yourself down, your ragged breathing slowly decreasing to steady, deep breaths. “I love you.” You finally whispered, your tone unequivocal and abiding.

Draco knew you were sure of what you just had confessed to him, the fact that it was the first time saying it to each other meaning so much more to the both of you. And in that moment, he knew that he will do everything he can to help you fix this. Whether it was doing something bizarre and sacrificing something from his part to help you or just helping you through things like this…

He will do anything for you.


Weeks later, and Draco kept the promise he made to himself the day he confessed his love for you. He had found something that could help you immensely. Rather, someone…

Professor Slughorn was a smart man who knew his material, but Draco had never thought he could conjure up such a potion as the one he had recently. You and Slughorn had become close ever since Dumbledore took your and Harry to recruit him, and ever since then, you had told him almost everything that was going on with you. That’s including what happened a few weeks ago with Draco.

Slughorn knew how much you were hurting, how much you craved the ability to see. So, as Slughorn finally had a day off from being a professor, he had mixed different ingredients and tested each potion he created on mouses and dogs, and soon, he had found the right one. It was a cure. A cure for your disability. Immediately, Slughorn had informed Draco about this, and today, he was finally going to introduce the potion to you.

Draco thanked Slughorn as he passed him a vile of the liquid, then caught up to you before you could leave the room with a large grin on his face.

“What did Slughorn want from you?” You asked as you sensed Draco by your side, the heat from his body radiating to yours immediately as he pulled you against his side.

“You’ll see…” He tutted before pulling you away from the crowd and toward the Great Hall.

“Where are you taking me, Draco?” You inquired curiously, hanging onto his arm as you felt him trying to sit you down on a bench like seat. “Are we in the Great Hall?”

“Yup! And I have a surprise for you!” Draco announced, sitting beside you on the bench and grabbing the vile from his pocket.

“Uh oh…” You teased, a large smile on your face. “Draco, what did you do?”

A jovial laugh escaped Draco’s lips, the lovely sound echoing in your ears as he shook his head. “What makes you think I did something?”

“You always do something, whether it’s good or bad.” You smirked, twiddling your hands on your lap.

Draco shrugged, silently agreeing with you but not admitting it. “Sorry, love, but I didn’t do anything this time. This was all another person’s creation.”

“Creation?!” You yelped, suddenly jumping away from Draco.

A chuckle released itself from his mouth as he watched fear paint its way upon your expression. “Don’t worry, beautiful. It’ll all be fine…” He grabbed your hand and placed the small vile in your palm, closing your fingers around it. “as soon as you drink that.”

You felt around the small container in your hand, your eyebrows furrowing.

“What is this, Draco? Is it a potion?”

Draco brought his hands up to your shoulders and starting rubbing comfortingly, eyeing the vile. “Just drink it.” He whispered, fluttering kisses upon your cheek and in the crook of your neck.

You sighed, opening the vile and raising it up to your mouth, lightly tilting your head back and swallowing the mysterious liquid. Suddenly, your body began to tingle, and the usual black darkness you saw behind your eyes turned white before colors began to enter your vision. You audibly gasped, your hand flying up to cover your mouth. The colors in your eyes turned to a light blur until your vision cleared up to the point where you could see perfectly clearly.

Draco watched as tears pricked at the edges of your eyes, the normal glaze in your orbs completely gone.

“Oh… my god…” You whispered, admiring your surroundings.

Your disability was gone, cured. You were no longer blind. A grateful sob escaped your mouth, your eyes enjoying the sight around you. It was more beautiful than people had described to you. It was something special, something… indescribable.

“Baby…” Draco cooed, wiping the tears from your cheeks, and rubbing his thumb against the damp skin soothingly.

You slowly twisted your head to look beside you, and your heart stopped as Draco’s ocean blue eyes connected with yours. He was beautiful, so much more beautiful than you had imagined. His blonde hair contrasted perfectly with his bright blue eyes and pale, milky skin. The green Slytherin uniform he wore under his black cloak made his skin almost glow, his chiseled jaw line brushing against his collar.

“What is it?” He smiled, the sight causing more tears to roll down your cheeks. His hand instantly cupped your face, and he brought your lips to his in a sudden passionate kiss.

You smiled against his lips, bringing your hands up to lace your fingers through his blonde hair. Draco pulled away when you both were in need of air, and placed his forehead against yours.

“Speak to me.” He cooed, running his fingers through your hair.

You shook your head, the fact you had the ability to see not sinking into your brain just yet. “I just…” You couldn’t believe it. You just couldn’t believe it. “I love you.”  Was all you had said before you had brought your hands up to cup his cheek, cherishing what was right in front of you.

Although you were able to see again, after spending your whole life without that ability, that was not the thing you were most grateful for. You were now seeing the world in a whole new perspective, and it was thanks to the love of your life, the Slytherin Prince, Draco Lucius Malfoy.

you know what. i’m so fucking sick of cishet allies (ESPECIALLY on this site) being overly performative and talkative about their allyship and filling their blogs with LGBT content and then REFUSING to listen to LGBT people who call them out when they do something homophobic/transphobic because you’re such a ~good ally~. if you refuse to listen to LGBT people who tell you to stay in your lane and then smugly post more lgbt content with shit like “#umm but i’m SUCH A BAAAAD ALLY HUH?? #god people are so annoying # i wouldn’t have a BLOG DEDICATED THIS COUPLE IF I WAS A HOMOPHOBE”, you’re a fucking homophobe and i hate you.

reblogging jokes about how “dumb XD” homophobes are and then insulting/misgendering/ignoring lgbt people who criticize your behavior doesn’t make you exempt from homophobia/transphobia. if you’re really such a ~~good ally~~, you would be WILLING to hear out lgbt people and re-examine your behavior.

cishets don’t fucking touch this post if you’re going to try to have an argument and especially if you’ve read this and are smugly thinking about how you’ve never done any of this. i don’t fucking care. learn when to stay in your lane.

werkthatasdfl  asked:

Oooooooooooooooooh can you write all of the companions (including codsworth and strong and dogmeat) defending sole? Like if someone insulted them?

For sure, bud!

Cait: “Oi, buggar off ya’ arse! Yer’ lucky Sole is ‘round to keep me from puttin’ ya’ in yer’ place.” 

Codsworth: “My, how rude! I see that common courtesy has been lost to the ages. Are you alright there, sir/mum?” 

Curie: “Mon dieu! Madame/Monsieur you are quite rude to say such a thing to him/her.” 

Danse: “Watch your tongue, civilian. You’re slinging insults at a member of the Brotherhood.” 

Deacon: “Ouch. If crickets weren’t extinct, they’d be chirping right now. You might want to work on your material.”

Dogmeat: He slinks back and growls at the stranger, his ears laying flat. 

Hancock: “We got a real funny-man over here, don’t we? Well, you might want to back off before I do something real funny to you.”

MacCready: “Hah, that’s pretty cute. Did you come up with that one all on your own?” 

Nick: “You might want to high tale it out of here, wiseass. I don’t take kindly to people who insult my partner.” 

Piper: “Good lord. Do you really think that Blue cares what you have to say? News flash! They don’t.”

Preston: “Hey, that’s no way to talk to anybody. Especially not to the general of the Minutemen.” 

Strong: “Puny human insult my human. This human not know what milk of kindness is. We look somewhere else.”

X6-88: “I suggest that you leave before I find it necessary to defend my associate. It’s far from appropriate for you to speak of them in such a manner.”

people who like white chocolate when it’s insulted: oh yeah haha thats okay its not for everybody
people who like dark chocolate when it’s insulted: YOU HAVE ANGERED THE ELDER GODS, MAY YOUR SOUL FIND REST FOR YOU WILL NOT BE GIVEN IT LIGHTLY

anonymous asked:

hey so... I really respect you... but I'm straight? so like how can i as a straight girl NOT victimize the lgbtq+ community? i don't want to piss yall off and you seem informed on the matter

oh whoa big question uhh

any of my other fellow Gays can add on to this if they want but for me its like………. 3 main things: Don’t Fetishize, Don’t Minimize, and perhaps most importantly to me, Don’t Avoid

Don’t Fetishize: i’m a gay woman (ish), not a gay man, so i can’t speak to all sides of the issue and idk what your media consumption habits are, but fetishization of the lgbt community is a huge problem in movies, tv shows, and fandom. yeah, even (and especially) so called ‘gay allies’ in fandom spaces are hell bent on twisting gay love, especially mlm love, into something to jack off to and its nasty. heres some things to avoid and/or call out as they happen:

  1. phrases like “hot gay sex” in a post written by a straight person
  2. honestly any detailed descriptions/fantasies of gay sex written or described by straight people because it’s always through this lense of ‘oh em gee guys wldnt this be so Hot!!’ like no. shut up and let gay people exist for themselves u nastees
  3. straight people talking a LOT about their usually mlm ships wth this kind of detailed yet detached air, like theyre entitled to every second of a gay relationship yet dont quite see the participants as human
  4. all of this goes double if one or both of the people in the ship is a poc, because thats a Big Red Alert for intersectional bigotry right there

Don’t Minimize: this one’s sort of for more of irl interactions and its something ive encountered a lot, especially from more liberal people (of which there are a lot here in nyc). something that liberal straight people tend to want to do a lot is minimize the struggles of lgbt people. this allows them to turn a blind eye to acts of homophobia and ignore a lot of the pain that their lgbt friends and relatives go through, because theyve convinced themselves it’s not a big issue. ways to avoid this:

  1. don’t respond to descriptions of homophobia (irl or online!) with exasperated phrases like “UGH come on! it’s 2017 people we should be past this!” because any gay person on earth would be happy to tell you that no, we’re really not 
  2. expressions of sympathy or support are welcomed, as long as they arent patronizing or dismissive. dont just pull a face and say ‘oh that sucks’ and leave it at that when you hear about homophobia in action. investigate, learn, research, critique. look deeper.
  3. but don’t expect any gay person you know to perform intellectual labor for you and tell you everything about the community without you finding anything out for yourself. google is real and it’s right there in your hand
  4. work to understand that homophobia is global and it is societal and the win for marriage equality did not change the quality of life or the mental health of many gay people in the country and especially the world. this is a huge issue, and it affects us every day

(sidenote writing all of this out for u could be considered unprompted intellectual labor so if you have a million followup questions maybe try…..googling it)

Don’t Avoid: ok so after reading all of that, you might be feeling a little…exhausted of it. maybe youre thinking “all of this is so complicated, theres so many ways to fuck it up, maybe i shouldn’t even try”. maybe youre tempted to retreat from this, to avoid gay media and gay discourse in order to avoid messing up or “pissing us off”. don’t do that. as much as i like to make jokes about straighties and shit, even i can recognize that we do actually kind of need your guys’ support on the social and political spheres. and for yall to do that effectively, you need to be informed.

  1. seek out gay media. seek out gay characters. learn to love them and care for them as people. dont avoid them because they might make you, deep down, a little uncomfortable
  2. seek out gay PEOPLE. lgbt focused blogs, lgbt icons and influencers, lgbt celebrities, lgbt friends. dont be afraid to interact with us or talk to us. the only way to improve and to grow is to try
  3. monitor yourself, monitor your actions. do you use gay as an insult? no? do you laugh with people who do, without criticism? do you avoid speaking up for gay people around you out of fear of being seen as ‘other’ or worse, gay yourself? these are a few of the questions you should be asking yourself, every day

honestly im really touched that you reached out to me about this. i know i wrote a lot, but honestly, theres million more things to be said. i really do encourage my lgbt mutuals and followers to add on to this IF they want with their own suggestions, and i encourage you and any other straight people to read them! 

Tips for Those Who Find Self-Affirmation Super Difficult:
Use other people to see yourself. Think about your best friends, favorite characters, etc who have flaws and think about how much you love them anyway. Think about how a friend or someone reading a book about you would describe you
Take it slow. I love those posts telling everyone to think of themselves as strong beautiful precious land sharks or whatever, but some people aren’t ready to believe that yet and saying the words just feels like something you’re supposed to say and not something you mean. You can work up to big affirmations by starting with little ones; “I’m pretty good at math and I have nice eyes” might be easier than starting off with “I’m beautiful and a genius”
Start off deconstructing negative thoughts. It can be hard sometimes to convince yourself that you’re great when your head won’t stop screaming “but I’m useless and gross!!” or whatever. Try to rephrasing those thoughts so you can continue to self affirm- remind yourself that most people aren’t completely awful and that there are many things that you do well
Make lists. List your positive traits, and then think about one specifically and convince yourself of them one at a time. List your goals and then the ways that your positive traits can help you achieve them. List all the times in your life where you’ve felt proud or good about yourself and use them like little Patronus memories to ward off bad thoughts.
Visualize your affirmations. It can be infinitely more effective to think about all the times you’ve been generous in your life than to merely say “I am generous.”
Spend time around people who talk to you the way you should be talking to yourself. It sounds kind of dumb, but at times even people who insult you in a completely friendly way as a joke (“are you coming to the party bitch?” etc) can contribute to you being able to say those things to yourself, even if it’s harmless. Conversely, being around people who talk to you positively can really, really help it sink in.
Figure out what tone best relays self affirming information to you. For some people, it’s the cute and non-threatening pictures of animals telling you to be kind to yourself. For some, it’s imagining the affirmations to be coming from a person or character you think of as wise. For some, it’s trying to make it sound as logical an argument as possible so that there’s no room for self-doubt. Sometimes you need them all at different times.
If using words at all to self affirm is difficult or problematic for you, try other ways of reinforcing the information. Do things that make you feel good about yourself and highlight positive qualities you have, like volunteering or creating or whatever it might be. Reward yourself when you do something good or reflect on something that makes you good. You can even self affirm through movies and music.
Sometimes broad definitions help. Try to remember that your definition of being a good person has to be flexible; it doesn’t hing solely on being a good parent or friend or boss or writer. For most people, being able to define themselves as a good person is the basis for their positive sense of identity, so try to remember that there are MANY different ways to be a good person that are not contingent upon never screwing up