people who are pretty

anonymous asked:

Hi! I'm pretty new to the fandom and just found this blog like yesterday so could you give me like a brief explanation of what the guys are like/their personalities so I can get to know them just a little better? Thanks :)

First of all…WELCOME TO THE FANDOM. Hope this helps ya!! :)

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Daniel:“The Ray of Sunshine”-Daniel James Seavey is an 18 year old who first became famous from his time on the 14th season of American Idol. After losing the show, he started making YouTube covers and videos, growing a pretty big fan base, starting with the people who supported him on the show. He can also play like every instrument and is probably the sweetest person on this Earth.

Zach:“The Baby of the Group”-Zachary Dean Herron is a 16 year old who first gained fame from music covers and such. His cover of “Stitches” got over 10 million views in one week. He also released a single and did some collabs with other YouTubers that also became very popular. He isn’t very good at skateboarding but he sure takes our breath away with his other talents.

Jack Avery:“The Curly Haired One”-Jack Robert Avery is an 18 year old who became famous from his YouTube covers and social media. He released original music and also went on social media tours with other celebrities. He plays the guitar and the piano and is very handy with electronic looping machines and technology that he used in his covers. He also is handy at playing with my heart.

Jonah Marais:“The Tall One”-Jonah Marais Roth Frantzvich is the oldest of the group at 19 years old. He began his career by doing covers on social media. In time, he released his own original music and even went on multiple tours. He also became well known on the app YouNow which allowed him to do more things and get booked for more events. He looks tired a lot and he is quite slept on, but he’s my first draft pick to team Kay. (that’s me)

Corbyn Besson:“The Aesthetically Pleasing One”-Corbyn Matthew Besson is yet another 18 year old of the group. He first became famous as a YouNow broadcaster, quickly gaining 100,000 followers. He started playing guitar when he was a young teenager and has loved music ever since. As a solo artist, he released a single called “The Only One”. He is currently dating the famous YouTuber ‘BeautyChickee’ aka Christina Harris, who lives in New York. He is very artsy and is also the cutest lil bean.

Red queen is becoming real life

Red Queen has characters that express how much they hate their leader, people who are too dumb or too scared to speak up to the leader, only people who are rich and privledged are living that good life, people who have to hide who they are in order to live, and people who literally hate living. I am pretty much convinced that Victoria Aveyard is a psychic and was warning us.

darksidegryphon  asked:

Sorry for the machinegunning of questions, but can Anomaly take the form of smaller people (shorter and/or lighter)? If not that would justify it not taking on the angler's form.

They can take on the form of the shorter townsfolk, the reason they don’t do it for the Angler largely comes down to mechanics and NPC usefulness.

The Angler doesn’t act as a vendor, just gives out quests, whereas any of the other townsfolk who act as vendors at least give the player an option to sell excess stuff while exploring, so even vendors with relatively useless inventories or ineffective attacks would have that as a crucial traveling function.

The decision of who to bring along largely comes down to the efficacy of their self-defense, the items they sell, or personal preference. Naturally, certain vendors would be more ‘popular’ than others. Having constant access to explosives or ammo or mana potions would be pretty nice to people who utilize those resources, but at the same time the the Dryad’s Blessing aura could be more valuable than anything she could sell. Or maybe someone just really likes the Witch Doctor, idk.

It’s quite a bit to keep in mind… there’s also the possibility of other passive benefits to each one that may be more than what the NPC would have by default (to make using the service a much more tempting offer). The Angler would still be considered ‘useless’ by comparison, which continues to serve the purpose of upholding the game’s decision to not murder children.

The only other townsperson that Anomaly would possibly not mimic would be the Guide, depending on how useful it would be to have crafting schematics on-call, versus plot-armor issues; his otherworldly vast knowledge may not be something Anomaly can mimic flawlessly, but is the crux of the Guide’s entire function.

Tax Collector would be another curious one, since while there could be some benefit to being able to collect the money at any time without having to go home (especially since the amount caps, which loses the collection opportunity after that), actually having gold on you while adventuring is just asking to lose it if you happen to die. Plus, there’s the slightly more meta question of how they’re actually collecting that money if they’re shadowing the player anywhere other than town (of course, that could just be handwaved by “magic needs no explanation”).

  • people who stand in-between two lines by the cash registers when there's a big line at the shop, and pressume they have first right to be next in line so they can just jump in front of everyone: die

aliyah-7  asked:

Asking the important questions here! Is it mandatory for him to change styles every once in a while? If there something in particular that triggers the change?

(This got deleted the first time I typed this whole answer out, sorry DX )

We know that Starscream is in fact pretty lonely (even tho he has people who support him,,, sometimes. Let’s not get into that) So from personal experience, being lonely leads to a lot of boredom. It’s like when you’ve just exhausted everything by yourself, but you want change of sorts, you need it.

So I think perhaps because there is no one there to converse with him, to keep him company or introduce him to new things, he has to make changes himself. Getting a new frame type is a good way of doing that. It’s refreshing, new, and probably makes him feel good. It’s like trying to find a new hobby, but it’s still consistent enough that it represents you.

I just thought of this all right now, tumblr don’t yell at me,  im tired

anonymous asked:

Ok Mary, I know you don't like people asking you this, but is chapter 5 of tQRR ready?

Don’t do this, people.

(1) its rude

(2) phrasing it like this forms the assumption that it’s *me* who doesn’t like people asking this, instead of pretty much every fic writer out there asking you to please not do this.

(3) I updated like four days ago

(4) I UPDATED FOUR DAYS AGO. FOUR. FOUR. The AO3 standard is, like, once every other week, if that. 

(5) Literally all this does is make me feel bad. That’s it. That’s all it accomplishes.

(6) If it were ready, it would be posted. Is it posted? There you go.

(7) I was up ‘til 0530 this morning because I took a friend to the airport. I just woke up and this is what’s in my inbox and now I’m starting my day feeling completely defeated. I usually ignore these but I feel like I have to tell you that this just soured my day. 

My stance on all that FE discourse

I really didn’t hate Fates itself, after all I played this game for 500 hours. But a big fraction of its fans made me hate it by now.

Many are pretty chill and nice people who wanted to pick up a 3DS game which appears to be nice. My first was Awakening, we all start somewhere. I’m always glad to see people play Fire Emblem!

But then there are the ones which love this game too much, but only it. Every single critique is taken as an offense to newer fans and the person who critiqued is instantly called an ‘unwelcoming, toxic Elitist’.
Like shit, I don’t hate newer fans/Awakening/Fates ones, but if they act like this, it’s just a huge bother. It also is a shame to see people interested in FE13/14 showing no single sign of interest in the older games. They’re pretty damn great - and no, not flawless - so it’s a shame that the old part of the fandom is missing out on new people to talk to and discuss with.

And the thing which mostly bothers me :
Apparently it’s alright to attack veterans for not liking Fates, point out every single thing which is bad about Echoes yet ignoring why many think it’s a nice change in comparison to the last two games, call them unwelcoming and un-encouraging towards FE13/14 fans to play older games because apparently 'elitists’ say it’s “too hard” for them… which I never heard anyone say before. And apparently it’s okay to make your opinion stand in a beautiful light while elaborating the opposing one in a joking manner (which I have never seen a veteran do before when they said what is bad about Fates…).That fraction of FE13/14 fans takes everything said against their favourite games as an personal offense against their fanbase, even if it’s just against the games itself. They attack veterans for being 'intolerant’ - yet are it themselves.
So apparently it’s okay to preach “don’t hate on people who like Awakening and Fates uwu”, yet they hate on fans of the old games? This is equally as bad, you know? Calling veterans elitists would be like calling FE13/14 fans weeaboos - just a damn stereotype.

I’m saying all of this, yet I’m far from being an veteran. I only played half of FE4 and FE7, 8, 9, 10, 13, 14 and 15. I have a lot to catch up on. In 2014 I started with Awakening. If some new fans weren’t narrow minded, they would most likely take a liking to the old games as well and have more FE content to enjoy. But instead, they have that stupid, wrong picture of the pre-Awakening fanbase in their head and refuse to play anything but their beloved 3DS games.

tl;dr : It’s not okay to hate on Awakening and Fates fans, but some are narrow minded. It’s okay to critique FE13/14 and that doesn’t make you an elitist, just because they got offended by your opinion.
And most importantly : stop thinking it’s okay to hate on fans of the older games. We may not get as easily offended as new them, but that doesn’t give FE13/14 exclusive fans the right to be an asshole.

By now I just want to pretend that Fates didn’t happen and Awakening… well, I hatw it’s gameplay, that’s all. And give me the “but Awakening saved the franchise” one more time and I’m going to throw up on my keyboard - it also brought bad things with it.

It also is pretty amusing how every single big discourse I ever witnessed was started by 3DS fans. Discourses such as Soleil, face petting, Torrential Downpour and well… this. But that’s none of my business because I’m not easily offended when my favourite game recieves critique as my faith in it isn’t as fragile.

idk man the thing that sucks about not being really pretty is that no matter what you tell yourself and what your friends might say, you sort of always know that you’re just not. and i’m not talking about being stubborn and fishing for compliments, it’s just knowing that you’re not conventionally attractive, that people on the street won’t double-take when you pass by them, that people won’t be flustered trying to talk to you. and i know looks aren’t everything but damn it sure feels like it when you aren’t absolutely gorgeous

  • pj's daycare fans: omg I love pjs daycare its gr8 ANIA draws it so well <3
  • drunk chara fans: yeah thats good but have you seen STARBOT'S drunk chara series like omg she's the best <3
  • me: *shoves hawker and rouge in their faces* WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE THEN???????
  • them: um???? some random people having nothing to do with the stories we're talking about???
  • me: *facepalm*

anonymous asked:

bucky tell us a story about darcy

darcy lewis goes drinking with thor.

that alone should be enough to send your imaginations spinning off to wild places, but that, my friends, is only where our story begins.
it is also something you should know, just in general, in case you happen to encounter darcy lewis.
she’s tazed a god twice, and she goes drinking with thor. on a regular basis.
the first time thor wanted to go drinking after i showed up, lewis was there too. and naturally, if thor was going out so was she. neither of them knew us newbie avengers well yet, but being sociable sort of people, they invited us to tag along. scott immediately agreed, but sam was caught up doing some beta testing in the labs with tony, and said he would catch up when they were done.
so darcy, thor, scott and i went out drinking.
fun fact about thor: it takes him approximately one million alcohols to get drunk, but once he’s there, he likes to sing. preferably epic ballads of victory in battle, but he’s pretty much game for any catchy song that will get a bar excited. that being the case, lewis and thor’s go-to midgardian bar is a karaoke joint.
im sure you begin to see where things are going wrong.
fun fact about darcy lewis? she can also hold her alcohol, but cannot carry at tune. like. at all.
that doesnt stop her from singing, mind you. gotta respect a lady who knows shes terrible but enjoys herself anyway.
scott apparently loves karaoke. i dont know why that surprised me, but it did. even more surprising? hes not actually that bad, although like 90% of his song choices were bruce springsteen. no clue why. anyway, thor was delighted by having a buddy who was not only willing but able to sing with him, and after scott got over his star-struck-ness they had a pretty great time.
it was a good thing that thor and lewis went to that bar on the regular, because im sure any place that hadnt been prepared for them would have kicked all of us out. as it was, they finally booted us out the door after a rousing rendition of ‘wrecking ball’ had most of the bar on their feet. and broke two tables.
(thor apparently settles his tab there in asgardian gold, so no hard feelings from the bartenders.)
the night was young and all of us had enough booze in our systems that we decided to catch a cab back to the tower and see if we could rope anyone else into some shennanigans. thor was buzzed at least, which for thor means his voice is even boomier and his gestures are more expansive–you gotta be ready to duck. scott was drunk, no question about it, and that was probably why theyd wound up singing wrecking ball in the first place. scott’s a cheerful if floppy, “ i love you, i love all of you guys, i love everyone in this bar ” kind of drunk, and was mostly travelling by merit of being wrapped around thors bicep. i was a little buzzed myself, and lewis had had nearly as much as i did. remarkably, she seemed to be chugging along pretty well, some weaving and slurring aside. the lady lives up to her god-tazing reputation.
anyway, we got out of the cab at the tower and started making our way to the doors. scott had partially detached from thors arm and needed extra support, so i was helping keep him from capsizing while lewis trailed a few steps behind the three of us, making color commentary of our three stooges act.
and then out of nowhere, she just…yelled.
all three of us whipped around as quickly as three drunk superpeople can, just in time to see darcy lewis dish out what looked to be a pretty dang textbook perfect roundhouse kick to the chest of some poor guy.
the guy went down. lewis went down too, because the kick had totally overbalanced her. thor and i dropped scott and ran over to help.
which was when sam sat up and said ‘that was a hell of a kick’
because apparently hed finished up his testing and gone out to catch up with us, made it partway down the block to call a cab, then saw us getting out of our taxi. he jogged back–not being particularly stealthy, but we were drunk–and put his hand on lewis’s shoulder to get her attention.
lewis, having pretty poor vision even sober, and worse vision when drunk and without her glasses, just saw some big male figure who’d popped up out of nowhere and grabbed her by the shoulder.
so naturally she kicked him in the chest.
she apologized profusely, but the rest of us thought it was pretty funny. and sam was impressed the next morning when he discovered that she’d left a visible footprint on his chest.
darcy insists she has no idea why she did it. or where she learned to kick like that.
the rest of us have just chalked it up to mysterious darcy lewis powers.


Upcoming mother’s day, please respect each other’s space.

Don’t go onto an abuse victim’s post and harp at them and saying shit like “well some people don have mothers!”

Don’t go onto someone’s post and guilt them into not celebrating their mother’s because you’ve had an abusive one. 

Please do not post negativity in the “mother’s day” tag. Let people celebrate their mother’s in peace, and allow people to talk about abusive mothers in peace. 

Underrated 4E-Original D&D Monsters!

While Dungeons and Dragons 4th Edition had many flaws when it came to integrating narrative and gameplay; on some pretty fundamental levels; one advantage of the system was that the simplified monster-creation allowed for a dickton of really interesting brand-new monsters to appear in a small space.

Sadly, due to both a lack of art for many of them and a fundamentally fluff-lite narrative approach for most of its run, almost nobody remembers them.

And that’s what we’re here to talk about today, with the name, a brief description, and the book they come from! So, in no particular order:

Banderhobbs- A horrible vore-frog that lives in the plane of Shadows. They take people away to work in their horrible shadow-mines until they turn into more Banderhobbs! [Monster Manual 3, tho they did come back in 5e’s Volo’s Guide]

Dreambreath Dracoliches- Dragon liches who root their immortality in the plane of Dreams and generally look like something that should be painted on the side of a van [Draconomicon: Chromatics]

Star Spawn- Horrible eldritch monster-avatars of the Stars, summoned by a giant planet that got fucked up by spending too long in the Cthulhu-dimension passing in front of them. They have stats so you can fight the giant planet. [Monster Manuals 2 & 3]

Filth Hags- A type of hag who always comes accompanied by a son she made out of poop. Yes I know they just give it as nonspecific “filth,” but we all know it’s poop [The Book of Vile Darkness. Yes there was a 4e version.]

Accipitridae- A centipede-thing made of grave-dirt and bone, part of a series of undead monsters created from grave-detritus known as Dethritus. There is also the Offalian who is a snake-thing made out of guts. [Open Grave]

Voracia- A giant starfish that eats fairies. Made as one of the edition’s Abominations; giant living weapons designed to fight in the war between the Gods and the jotun-like elemental Primordials. [The Plane Above]

Astral Renders- Another abomination, this giant silver/gold blob monster that doesn’t just eat flesh, but also the barriers between dimensions. To teleport.  [The Plane Above]

Bonewretch Skeletons- Literal dead-baby skeletons [Open Grave]

Orium Dragons- Metallic dragons obsessed with ancient civilizations, their history and lore, and with an obsession with bringing said ancient civilizations back. They breathe acid which turns into snake-vapor monsters. Which then stay around to keep attacking you. [Draconomicon: Metallic Dragons]

Apocalypse Spells- The remnants of apocalyptically deadly/powerful spells that have gained sentience, like shards of the chains of a trapped god or colorless fire from a massive war-ending spell [Monster Manual 3]

Larval Snipers/Larval Assassins/Larval Warmasters- Variants on the basic worm-that-walks monster including snipers made of wasps, assassins made of centipedes, and warlords made of beetles [Open Grave]

Chillfire Destroyers- 4e had this thing where they condensed the Elemental Planes into one big Elemental Chaos, and one of the byproducts of that was that all the elementals (at least at first) were combinations of elements. The Chillfire Destroyer; which is literally an elemental made of ice with fire inside; was one of the cooler; more iconic (In my eyes at least) manifestations of the idea. [Monster Manual 2]

Dragonscale Sloughs- Piles of dead skin and shed scales from dragons that’ve come to undead life. The dragon doesn’t even have to be dead for it to happen, as it mentions they tend to form naturally in the lairs of elder dragons [Open Grave]

Consumptive Swarm- A “demon” that’s actually a swarm of Slaad/chaos-frog larvae mutated into demons by the energy from shard of evil that formed The Abyss (Basically Chaotic Evil Hell). There’s also versions for Efreet and Djinn and a weird thing called a Writhing Crag supposedly made from Ropers and Xorn with a great design and the ability to embed you in stone. [The Plane Below]

Unrisen- People who came back very, very wrong after a Raise Dead spell. You know Pet Sematery? It’s basically Pet Sematery. [Open Grave]

Swarmtongue Worms- While the old gold-coin-mimicking Hoard Scarab came back, they also added another parasite for draconic hordes, grotesque stomachlike wormy-tongued parasites the size of a dwarf. They come in multi-headed versions called Swarmtongue Hydras and are implied to be either relatives of Carrion Crawlers or the result of what happens when the parasites feeding on a dead dragon’s body get bathed in energy from the Cthulhu dimension [Draconomicon: Chromatic]

Dragonclaw Swarms- An “advanced” version of the Crawling Claw enemy that is literally hundreds of severed dragon feet coming to attack you. D&D is silly sometimes [Open Grave]

Quom- Bald-headed two-faced people who were pretty chill until their goddess got exploded by the God/Primordial war. Now they’re searching for all the shards of their Goddess, which is a problem given how many of those have wormed their way into magic weapons or sometimes even people. [The PlaneAbove]

Flesh Cults- One of the coolest new ideas that got only one entry, they’re basically a cult not dedicated to immortality like most undead cults but rather to ˆephemerality, being in the here and the now and that everything ends eventually, with their rituals giving themselves regeneration that makes too much flesh, with it being described as a “perpetual cascade of flesh and organs,” which they then use as weapons and reanimate as temporary quickly-decaying undead servants. Because waste not want not I suppose [Open Grave]

Oubliviae- A new demon lord who looks bland at first, basically a pretty lady with an HR Geiger-armor-body, but her backstory is fascinating. Basically she is the lord of the end of all civilizations; with her layer made from a platonic “perfect” city that she ruined to turn into a reflection of the ruins of every civilization there ever was or will be; and she’s implied to come directly from the Shard of Evil at the heart of the Abyss rather than just being mutated Primordials/other creatures like the rest of the Demon Lords [Demonomicon]

Solkara- One of the few Primordials statted up that isn’t an Elder Elemental Evil with a new coat of paint, she’s suitably honked-up looking; given she’s a humanoid eel-monster with amongst other things three arms attached to two torsos connected at the shoulder and hips, which have two necks that connect to a singular four-eyestalked head. She’s stuck in an iceberg and really, really wants out. [The Plane Below]

This probably isn’t near all of them, so if I missed some, please tell me!

Man I ‘d love to see @bogleech do an article on some of these…

anonymous asked:

Bucky, have you ever seen a ghost? Have you ever fought a ghost?

does steve count? he was dead. he has a tendency to–well, not walk, but run through walls. 

although by the same standard im a ghost too. 

which would make every fight steve and i have a ghost battle. thats kinda awesome

reasons to read Siren’s Lament:





and mORE ABS

Bonus: Some butt cleavage

fourth of july: fahc edition

(bc i’m slightly tipsy and there’s already ppl shooting fireworks outside)
(under a read more bc i have no control  and must be stopped)


  • wears bright red lipstick and blue eyeshadow bc she’s feelin p a t r i o ti c
  • is in charge of the food
  • her apron says “quit bitchin’ in my kitchen”
  • actually the kitchen is strictly off-limits while she’s cooking get the fuck outta here
  • seriously one time she threw a knife at ryan’s head when he tried to grab a potato chip
  • goes all out for the fourth of july y’all. we’re talking buttery corn on the cob, fresh guac, fried green tomatoes, salted watermelon, mac n cheese, apple pie mmmmMMMMM
  • follows an old patillo family recipe to make the best goddamn potato salad this side of the mississippi river holy shit like,,, it’s so fucking good god bless the patillos
  • uses a secret ingredient in her potato salad that she’ll take to her grave don’t even bother asking buddy she’ll laugh in your face
  • (jeremy thinks it’s white wine)
  • (gavin thinks its cocaine)


  • wears leather sandals and american flag-printed board shorts why geoffrey why
  • is in charge of drinks
  • obviously
  • imports single malt whisky straight from scotland
  • then steals 2 dozen crates of bud light from the 24/7 supermarket down the street
  • geoff there’s literally only 15 people at this party do you really need 10 bottles of tequila
  • likes making mixed drinks for people who didn’t order them
  • his “signature drink” is called The Firecracker™
  • everyone’s pretty sure it’s just fireball and actual gasoline
  • always ends up ranting about how fucked up the american founding fathers were
  • “guys thomas jefferson was such a dick i fucking hate that dude”
  • “we know geoff”


  • shifts into Ultimate Dad Mode™ on the fourth of july bless his heart
  • unironically wears USA t-shirts from old navy and a backwards baseball cap
  • it makes him look * c o o l *
  • is in charge of the grill
  • looks way too comfortable using a meat cleaver and a butcher knife
  • ryan that’s just *beef* in those burgers right?
  • has an AK-47 strapped to his back just in case they come
  • “just in case who comes?”
  • “they”
  • likes to sing 80’s rock music while grilling 
  • there’s a video of him belting jessie’s girl into his spatula
  • ryan is not aware of this video
  • it’s saved on jack’s laptop (encrypted and password protected)


  • is in charge of the music
  • turns into the biggest Dudebro™ on the fourth
  • yells ‘merica before doing anything
  • uses red white n blue spray-on hair color and completely fucks up the bathroom sink with it
  • his playlist is called “'freedom muthafukaaaas”
  • songs include: bruce springsteen’s “born to run”, warrant’s “cherry pie”, ELO’s “mr. blue sky” and abba’s “dancing queen”
  • insists on being called DJ rimmy tim for the whole day
  • keeps trying to get people to play pool volleyball with him
  • drinks anything geoff puts in front of him
  • he and jack end up trying to parachute from the cargobob into the pool
  • “jerEMY NO”


  • is in charge of the fireworks
  • doesn’t buy fireworks tho are you kidding me fuck that this isn’t amateur hour sON
  • spends all of april/may developing homemade fireworks with trevor and matt
  • has almost lost multiple fingers while testing their creations
  • also nearly blinded himself while trying to modify a bottle rocket
  • tbh this is the most dangerous thing he does all year and he’s a Professional Criminal for a living
  • created a firework that explodes in bright red brocades and makes the air smell like roses
  • he calls it “the lindsay”
  • every year there’s an illegal massive fireworks show on mt. haan that gets set up anonymously and is electronically detonated
  • everyone knows its the fakes but literally every person in town comes out to watch it and it’s basically a los santos tradition so the LSPD are like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 
  • they get a tupperware of potato salad for their troubles
  • (it’s the best goddamn potato salad they’ve ever had)


  • likes to remind everyone that’s he’s british and that he’s offended by their patriotism
  • “congrats on your bad healthcare and shite chocolate”
  • paints a lil british flag on his cheek bc fuck u guys
  • but then #brexit rip
  • has the most insane shit delivered to the penthouse for Funsies™
  • last year it was a massive bouncy castle that blocked off the whole street
  • the year before he brought five thousand water ballons filled with ice, blood, flour, and some weird goo he somehow smuggled in from china
  • jeremy almost had to go to the hospital
  • geoff was not a fan
  • literally no one has a clue what gavin has planned for this year and they’re not sure if they should be terrified or excited
  • (it’s actually a lads vs gents nerf battle with tranquilizer-loaded darts)
  • (geoff will not be a fan)

the fakes

  • just bc it’s a national holiday doesn’t mean they’re not heisting
  • jack wears his gaudiest hawaiian print
  • ryan switches his black face paint for blue (sometimes he’ll even add stars)
  • the lads load up on homemade grenades and bombs that sparkle and whizz as they detonate
  • they hit every major bank and big business within the city limits as the los santos sky explodes with color
  • on july 5th, planned parenthood, greenpeace, the national immigration law center, the trevor project, the ACLU and countless other NGOs get their annual summer donation - always impressive, always anonymous
  • bc the fakes know that they’re country is no longer truly the land of the free
  • and they may be criminals but goddamnit they’ll do their best to fix it
  • bc who better than america’s most wanted can give america what it needs the most?