people who are cooler than you

I’M HERE JUST LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE OF ALL THE REACTIONS OF THE PEOPLE AROUND THEM.

Look at that man with the blue suit, and the girl beside him.

“Well seems someone drank more than they shoud….”

Then we have who I’m guessing is Sara. She looks ready to record the moment.

“Oh it’s Yuuri!”

Then we have Mila.

And the poor girl just can’t hold it anymore…

And now even Victor has to take some photos, he doesn’t even care he is talking with other people at the moment.

“Ok just wai-… I only need one photo of this… Ok done!”

Also JJ…

“Don’t worry, we are cooler than that.”

AND YURI WHAT ARE YOU EVEN… OMG

They are feeling it….

THE SAME MAN FROM THE FIRST PHOTO.

“Oh no… now there’s another one.”

VICTOR JUST JOINED THE PARTY

AND YURI WHAT ARE YOU EVEN…

MORE PHOTOS

“SO SCANDALOUS.”

“OK now… who brought the pole?”

The idea that cis lesbians are living these wonderful, fabulous, carefree lives where homophobia is not a big deal anymore is also baseless and nonsense. From having been literally kicked out, to being Christian conversion therapy bullshit for Christmas, to many people finding “lesbian” itself gross or suspicious or backwards, to the pressure on those of us who are gnc to stop calling ourselves women in favor of something cooler than leaves “woman” to good (read: feminine) women, to the fact that lesbians are still being murdered in hate crimes every year, to public harassment, to being unsure whether wearing a tie to an interview will cost you a job, and so on and so on. I guarantee homophobia is neither gone nor just not a big deal.

You won’t understand what I mean now, but someday you will: the only trick of friendship, I think, is to find people who are better than you are—not smarter, not cooler, but kinder, and more generous, and more forgiving—and then to appreciate them for what they can teach you, and to try to listen to them when they tell you something about yourself, no matter how bad—or good—it might be, and to trust them, which is the hardest thing of all. But the best, as well.
—  Hanya Yanagihara, A Little Life
You won’t understand what I mean now, but someday you will: the only trick of friendship, I think, is to find people who are better than you are—not smarter, not cooler, but kinder, and more generous, and more forgiving—and then to appreciate them for what they can teach you, and to try to listen to them when they tell you something about yourself, no matter how bad—or good—it might be, and to trust them, which is the hardest thing of all. But the best, as well.
—  Hanya Yanagihara, A Little Life

can people (including my fellow bi people) PLEASE stop using bisexuality and pansexuality as some sort of “gotcha” to hate on gay people, like can we please stop being like “being gay is actually bad because… it’s biphobic!” or “ew gross this character isn’t a lesbian! she’s BI!” or “i kind of get where homophobes are coming from because gay people keep erasing bi and pan people :(” like……… i’m gonna tell you something… the biggest biphobes are straight people, heterosexuality as an institution is the thing fucking us over the most, and bi people aren’t like a cooler version of gay for those gays who are less close-minded or something. homophobia and biphobia come from the same basic roots and neither is somehow better or worse than the other! holy fuuuuck i am so sick of seeing this, i’m not being very coherent but oh my goooood

You won’t understand what I mean now, but someday you will: the only trick of friendship, I think, is to find people who are better than you are—not smarter, not cooler, but kinder, and more generous, and more forgiving—and then to appreciate them for what they can teach you, and to try to listen to them when they tell you something about yourself, no matter how bad—or good—it might be, and to trust them, which is the hardest thing of all. But the best, as well.
—  Hanya Yanagihara, A Little Life
You won’t understand what I mean now, but someday you will: the only trick of friendship, I think, is to find people who are better than you are—not smarter, not cooler, but kinder, and more generous, and more forgiving—and then to appreciate them for what they can teach you, and to try to listen to them when they tell you something about yourself, no matter how bad—or good—it might be, and to trust them, which is the hardest thing of all. But the best, as well.
—  Hanya Yanagihara, A Little Life
From God's Perspective (Unfinished / Early Version)
  • From God's Perspective (Unfinished / Early Version)
  • Bo Burnham
  • Just For Laughs - 2011
Play

I’ve never written a book in my life, because your tiny brains would never get it
Me compared to Shakespeare is like Shakespeare compared to Shakespeare’s wife
I gave you everything, but I gave you simple minds so you made simple things
I gave you healthy birds, you made chicken wings
I gave you nipples, you made nipple rings

You’re not going to heaven
Why would you ever think I’d ever hang out with you?
You’re all dicks, I don’t need you
I know a million aliens cooler than you

People give me money, but I don’t know why
‘Cause my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy
I made every girl different and they’re all perfect just the way they are
People tell them different and people are smart
I just made the stars, you think you know beauty
Trust me, you don’t - I’m the one who created them
You’re overpopulated, so I slaved for days making gays and you ended up hating them

How do you get out of a song you haven’t finished? Haven’t figured it out yet, segues are weird.

You won’t understand what I mean now, but someday you will: the only trick of friendship, I think, is to find people who are better than you are—not smarter, not cooler, but kinder, and more generous, and more forgiving—and then to appreciate them for what they can teach you, and to try to listen to them when they tell you something about yourself, no matter how bad—or good—it might be, and to trust them, which is the hardest thing of all. But the best, as well.
—  Hanya Yanagihara, A Little Life

“You won’t understand what I mean now, but someday you will: the only trick of friendship, I think, is to find people who are better than you are—not smarter, not cooler, but kinder, and more generous, and more forgiving—and then to appreciate them for what they can teach you, and to try to listen to them when they tell you something about yourself, no matter how bad—or good—it might be, and to trust them, which is the hardest thing of all. But the best, as well.”

— Hanya Yanagihara, A Little Life

anonymous asked:

how do you think shawn would feel about a girl with tattoos and piercings who looks a bit more alternative?

Darling. Shawn would love tattoos… and he would be sooo into piercings? And he would be so proud of his “cooler than him significant other”. Like he isn’t even embarrassed about being way less cool than them. He is like “I know I’m not cool bit have you seen them??? THEY ARE SO COOL” *starts fangirling over them*

So this is my marriage;
  • My husband and I are "Bickering" over whose hit low level of nerd.
  • Me: Babe you've hit an ultimate level of Nerd! You're playing MAGIC!
  • Husband: Really? Coming from the girl who writes FANFICTION!
  • Me: Mine's not nearly as nerdy as yours is!
  • Husband: You're writing fictional stories about fictional characters, from comic books that are sold right next to the MAGIC cards!
  • Me: No it's not the same! Mine is actually cooler than a set of magical cards!
  • Husband: No it's not! Comic books are the ultimate level of Nerd!
  • Me: I'm hungry!
  • Husband: Me too go make food!
  • Me: No, you're mean!
  • Husband: How am I mean???
  • Me: You called them Fictional Characters! My love for them is real!!
  • Husband: Laughs....

ZeXal au where all the Ace cards are just dogs

Hope is a mutt (I mean it’s literally the cross of Yuma and Astral’s bond) but really cute and lovable, so everyone loves it v much. (the Numbers Club says Yuma spoils Hope. They are completely correct)

[Shark] Drake is a posh dog that takes advantage whoever the owner is’ stupidity. It bites often, but “you can’t stay mad at it, look how cute!” It was a gift from Michael, who said “Machu had puppies, and I knew you liked dogs, so here’s one for you! His name is Drake!” (Machu did actually have puppies. There was no ill intent behind the present)

Photon is a purebred, as is Tachyon. Both Mizael and Kaito are dog trainers, and bitter rivals, saying their dog is cooler than the others’

And yes, Number Hunters are literally people who go around stealing people’s dogs. Kaito hoarded dogs for a very long period of time.

yo whaddup??? it’s still ellie here aka your friendly neighbourhood queen of lameness and marls is also still your friendly neighbourhood trash queen so for the new people who i haven’t had the chance to meet yet imma just direct you to this post if you want ia little more indepth, the wanted connections (which still need to be updateed rip hEAR A GIRL OUT I’M TIRED OKAY) and her stats but lmao no bio yet bc i’m a lazy arse fite me. but apart from that i guess all you need to know is she’s queen of bad jokes and sexual innuendos, trash princess of ‘i’m cooler than you’ island and really needs a chill pill but i love you all and you should come plot w me okay? okay.

I was tagged by @salt-throne, thank you!!

Rules: Answer the questions and tag nine people you want to know better.

Relationship Status: single

Lipstick or Chapstick: tinted chapstick bc i still need some color tbh

Last Song I Listened to: i want to lie & say it was something cooler than potential breakup song but…. it wasn’t

Last Movie I Watched: the book of life

Top 3 Shows: game of thrones, once upon a time, lost (which i know isn’t current but STILL)

Top 3 Characters: bran stark, regina mills, obi-wan kenobi

Top 3 Ships: at the moment it’s swan queen, bellarke, & rebelcaptain

I’ll tag @arrakeen, @spearmintstardust, @blacksmithgendry, @puzzlingsnark, @anidlebrain, @insomniarama, @akosiroxy, @forcekenobi, @miraculousfinn

There are some people in your life that are toxic and addictive. They’re like cigarettes. Some days you wake up craving them more than you want air, you miss the way they feel on your lips. Other days, you know you’re better off, you can breathe easily without them. But that doesn’t mean the craving is gone, it’s just not affecting you that day.
Find a replacement for these habits. Get a vape, they look cooler in pictures and they taste better. Get a best friend, they also look cooler in pictures, and who knows, they might taste better too. 

You won’t understand what I mean now, but someday you will: the only trick of friendship, I think, is to find people who are better than you are— not smarter, not cooler, but kinder, and more generous, and more forgiving— and then to appreciate them for what they can teach you, and to try to listen to them when they tell you something about yourself, no matter how bad— or good— it might be, and to trust them, which is the hardest thing of all. But the best, as well.
—  From “A Little Life” by Hanya Yanagihara
You won’t understand what I mean now, but someday you will: the only trick of friendship, I think, is to find people who are better than you are—not smarter, not cooler, but kinder, and more generous, and more forgiving—and then to appreciate them for what they can teach you, and to try to listen to them when they tell you something about yourself, no matter how bad—or good—it might be, and to trust them, which is the hardest thing of all. But the best, as well.
—  Hanya Yanagihara, A Little Life