people need get their shit together

YOU KNOW WHAT?!!!!?!?!

I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS STUPIDITY!!,Andy and the rest of the band as well as his dumbass of a father need too all get together and talk their shit through like NORMAL REASONABLE ADULTS instead of acting like rejected butthurt brainless teenagers whom dont even think! all they are doing is making asses of them selves and make excuses.

Hey Andy if you want people to back the fire fuck off of you do us a favor BE AN ADULT AND NOT  A COCK SLINGING DOUCHEBAG! grow the fuck up okay!! okay GROW…UP..ANDY!! you are 26 years old ACT LIKE IT.Just because some 12+ year old person calls you “mean” names doesnt mean you can throw a tantrum you are not 4 years old MY NIECE HAS MORE MENTAL MATURITY THAN YOU DO AND SHE IS 4!! and too add more salt too this bloody open wound you calling your fanbase “sociopaths” just because of your dickflop of a wife beat the ever loving shit out of you on a plane and some random person caught it on tape WHILE A WOMAN TOLD THE INTERVIEWER WHAT HAPPENED and then the fucking fans whom had bad expierenses with abuse or juliet or both finally pieced it together and now KNOW if not ALWAYS KNOWN that she was an abusive piece of fuckerie!!. FOR…FUCK..SAKES…ANDY. if we were sociopaths we wouldnt give a RAT’S ASS ABOUT YOUR LIFESTATE ONLY OURSELVES GET.IT.RIGHT.YOU UNEDUCATED SWINE!!! 

Chris… buddy friend chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella brother fella amigo buddy friend chummy chum chum pal,I don’t mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dog I don’t mean to be rude but buddy pal chum friend friendly friend friend if you don’t cut your bullshit with pissanting about your son’s bullshit career and shoving your head up juliet’s ass and THEN TELLING FANS TO DIE your ass will eventually end up in a not so nice and pleasent situation *cough* slapped by karma *cough* so stop being an idiot and look and see what your dumbass son and his dipshit “Wife” has been doing


Juliet…OH BUDDY WHERE DO I EVEN START. first you are a giant bitch too the female and gay/bi men of the bvb fanbase and just a colossal bitch in general then you scam your fans as well as andy’s also it seems to me like you’ve cheated on him and too add to the injury YOU BEAT YOUR HUSBAND ON A PUBLIC AREA AND TRIED TO BRUSH IT OFF AS NOTHING…YOU ARE NOT WITHOUT SIN YOU  YOU SHADOWY SHOVEL WIELDING SHAMLESS SICK SINISTER SON OF A SIAMESE SALAMANDER SICK SADISTIC SCAMING SHOWBOATING SERPANT OF THE SEVEN SEAS YOU WILL EVENTUALLY DEAL WITH ALL YOU HAVE DONE JUST WAIT YOU ARE GOING TO GET YOUR PIECE OF THE KARMA PIE YOU BRAT SELFISH LYING BITCH!!


Jake honey I HAVE ALOT OF REPECT FOR YOU BUT DAMMIT ALL ya don’t need to post your bullshit with Ashley on the internet JUST TALK TO HIM ABOUT IT TOO HIS FACE DON’T PULL AN ANDY AND BE A MORONIC ASSHAT!!!

A/N: Damn. -N

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guess who has no impulse control and watched the leaks it’s me!!!! I love the pearls so much I’m going to marry them ALL

Saw this on Facebook the other day, and had to post it. Many people need to realize that it’s not about “maybe we’ll end up together”, it’s a matter of whether you want to love that person through every god damn thing known to man. It’s whether you want love that person on their hardest days or their best days. It’s whether you want to continue getting your shit together with them. It’s whether you love them and all that is them, no matter what their thoughts may be at times, what their past is, or how successful they are right now in this moment. For me, I love my girl no matter what the fuck her past may be, no matter what the fuck her thoughts may be, no matter how fucking good her days may or may not be, no matter what the fuck it is, I still love her with all I can possibly fucking hold.

Keep in mind we’re not saying everyone should right now join Antifa and participate in militant direct action and aim to bash a fash. Not everyone has the constitution or personality to get out there and do that.

However, we are saying that, as activists, we ought to recognize how necessary that side of the coin is. I have no problem with pacifist types, it’s understandable to detest violence, but I really have a problem with those types who vehemently condemn direct action and try to distance themselves from comrades who aren’t willing to maintain full non-violent composure when they’re getting swamped by oppressive individuals and systems. We’re in this together and we need to uplift each others’ resistance to Empire as much as we possibly can. Some people will help out through organizations promoting mutual aid, others will focus on bringing others to the left side through conversation and creating a ripple effect, and still others are gonna gear up in all black and kick the shit out of fascists who threaten the safety of marginalized groups. We need to recognize the necessity of various types and build a coalition along lines of solidarity and a common understanding of ultimate goals.

Bindings

About This Masterpost
Thicket’s Magical Masterpost

This is an interesting post for me to make because I do not regularly practice bindings. I have done them, but on rare occasions. There is a lot about bindings I want to talk about: binding relationships, binding enemies, and binding yourself. This is a scary post for me to write because bindings can be extremely powerful and extremely serious magic and I want to spend a lot of time talking about the dangers and the ramifications of bindings. Please do not take this post too lightly!

Bindings are dangerous because they stop the natural flow of energies. Nature has this down. Nature knows when it is time for energies to expand, contract, whither, grow, die, or spark in to new life. When you start fiddling with nature, shit can get messed up, fast.

Imagine a healthy relationship between two people. The astral cord that binds them together is natural! When they need space apart, the cord naturally grows longer and processes fewer energies. When they are close together, the cord draws them together and lets more energies through. When one person grows, the cord can naturally evolve to adapt and change to the new situation. And, when it is time for the relationship to die, it will wither and drop off in a healthy way that is natural for the mourning process of humans.

So one of these people is a witch! And the relationship is very close, and the cord is small and wide and letting through tons of energy. And this person says, hey, our relationship is going so swimmingly that I’d like to bind it so we can stay this way forever. So a binding is placed upon the relationship, turning it from malleable and natural to artificial steel. What happens?

Now the relationship can no longer naturally grow. When the two people naturally need healthy distance, the relationship has lost its ability to grow longer. The two people are kept close together and the flow of energy can never reduce when one person needs space. If one person naturally grows as a human, the binding can no longer evolve to accommodate that. Now the relationship is unnatural, brittle, and unable to change and grow. So when the relationship goes bad and one or both parties are ready to move on – they can’t. They are magically bound together. That relationship will never die no matter how badly both parties want to move on. The binding will keep you together, forever, no matter what. Stuck in an endless cycle of broken hearts and love that can never turn in to a true friendship. And when that binding eventually does break, it will happen with an explosion that permanently scars both of you.

Yeah, relationship bindings are a bad idea. I’ve only seen one person ever do it in a healthy manner, with his wife of many years, and he had a gentle and delicate touch. Otherwise, avoid it. I know you’re in love. I know that you want this person to stay in your life forever. Bindings are NOT the way to handle it. And I absolutely know what is going to happen: Someone will message me saying, “you don’t understand, I don’t care how damaged our relationship becomes, I need this person in my life forever regardless of how hard it becomes.” All I can say is, god bless Wisdom and best of luck to you.

I do not want people in my life if it is time for us to naturally separate. I do not know better than Nature. Neither do you. Leave relationship cords alone.

Binding enemies is different. You are not binding a relationship cord, you are binding a person themselves. Binding an enemy and binding yourself are very closely related. You can take a person and bind their thoughts, words, actions, and magical abilities. This is why binding and hexing are so closely intertwined: if you want to fuck someone up, what better way than to bind their magical abilities and their ability to realize what is going on? Bindings are no joke, they’re powerful shit.

If someone is coming after you, bind their ability to harm you. But think inception style. Is it better to take a nebulous statement like, “I bind your ability to harm me,” or is it better to go closer to the source and bind what causes them to harm you instead? My opinion is obvious, I’d rather go deeper and bind the source, not the symptoms. I will say this: healing your enemies can be powerful. I do not think we all need to do this, but if your enemy is lashing out because they are broken or damaged, you can majorly change the situation by performing a distance healing on them.

Anyway, back to bindings. You can bind any part of a person. You can bind their chakras, parts of their body, parts of their mind, or parts of their spirit. This does not all have to be malicious – can you imagine if you were able to bind intrusive thoughts from coming forward? A simple binding of an enemy is binding their ability to harm you and binding them from thinking of you in the first place.

Binding of an enemy can bring up ethical dilemmas. I know we’re all badasses, but how badly do you actually want to hurt a person in real life? I have some people in my life who truly deserve pain. I am sure you do, too. But it is my decision as a human being to limit the amount of damage I do to others. Before you start hexing, binding, doing whatever, sit yourself down and ask yourself truly how much darkness you want to spread around. Even if they deserve it.

And yeah, binding can be dark. It gets deep, it gets scary. That is my message for this post: binding is serious magic.

You can bind yourself. And that’s where I’m putting on the breaks. Don’t do it. A relationship binding, sure – best of luck, you idiot, if you want to bind your boyfriend to you. And no, I am not going to apologize for my choice of words. But binding yourself – nope. Don’t do it. It’s not best of luck, it’s not “good on you for trying out some magic even if it fucked you up.” DON’T BIND YOURSELF. I don’t give a fuck, don’t do it.

Let me explain why :)

Nature pretty much has your brain and body going good. Yeah we all have flaws, I’m sure nature would love it if I quit smoking and drinking sodas. I’m also bipolar. Can you fucking imagine the shit that would go down in my brain if I tried to bind my manic cycles from happening? I could end up in a mental hospital, or worse. Just the thought is creeping me out. I’ve fought possession by gods and demons, and I’d rather have another one of those assholes try to brainfuck me than bind my own mind.

To put it simply, you don’t know enough about your own mind to safely start fiddling around in there. Do healings, absolutely. Do magic to stabilize yourself, do magic to push things away or draw it in. Do not do a formal binding on yourself, ever. And if you’re at the level where you can see how it could work out in your favor, you are working at a higher level than this article is speaking about. I’m talking about you, young practitioner who has less than 5 years of hard experience under their belt. Don’t you fucking bind yourself.

I’m talking a lot about why bindings are a bad idea. So let’s talk about when they’re a good idea: when it’s time to get someone to change their shithead behavior towards you or others. But of course, more danger lies ahead.

Ever stuck a hyper dog in a cage? It’ll tear that cage up, and work itself up in to such a frenzy that it could actually hurt itself or you if it gets out. Bindings are the same way. Bind someone and they could flip the fuck out. Don’t tackle big cases if you are a newbie to magic. Don’t try to bind every abuser you meet, don’t try to bind someone when professional and legal help are needed. Go slowly, do what you can in the most careful way possible, and watch the effects of your binding carefully before taking other magical actions.

To bind someone from thinking of you, take a photo of them or draw a picture of them. Cut this photo or picture out so it’s just the little paper figure of a person. Take a large black or red ribbon. Glue one end of it to the heart chakra of the image. Take the thick ribbon and gently (not tightly) wrap it around the head of the person. Say,

You do not know me. You do not think of me. It is impossible for you to think of me.

Repeat this over and over until you have finished the length of ribbon you chose. Take a dab of glue and glue the end of the ribbon in place on the head of the person. Don’t use tons of glue, that’s way too symbolic. Just a little touch will do.

Keep this poppet in a safe place (even better, take the poppet and use it in a banishing spell to get them out of your life for good).

To bind someone from taking action, take a paper representation of them and pop it in the freezer. If that won’t work, weigh it down with heavy rocks. Say,

I freeze your actions. I freeze your ability to move. You cannot move, you cannot act when it comes to [this situation].

Or,

I weigh you down. I bind your ability to move. You cannot move, you cannot act when it comes to [this situation].

Keep the poppet in place until the situation is over with, then undo the binding.

When disposing of a poppet, put your right hand over it. Say, “I release this paper [clay/dough/wax/cloth] poppet from its magical duties. It no longer represents [person].” Throw it away in the trash.

Or, for a particularly nasty banishing, don’t undo the poppet and throw it away in your outside trash anyway.

Breaking bindings is easy. If you come across an unnatural binding and you feel it is your job to undo it, take a pair of good scissors and some string. Bless the string as what it represents – the binding of so and so to such and such. Then simply meditate until you are “there” magically, and snip the thread in half. It should feel like a powerful and significant moment. This can undo magical bindings, and it can also undo nature’s bindings (such as if you want to sneakily make two people break up).

This is a shorter post than I intended. I suppose this is all I feel comfortable sharing. If you have a binding problem, please get in touch with me:

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People in The Raven Cycle fandom talking about “ we don’t need her fucking it up more ” like it isn’t Maggie’s intellectual property.

Like seriously fandom get your shit together. You didn’t write the books, they arent yours. This isn’t the Avatar the Last Airbender live action movie that was fucked with. This is you saying an author fucked up books that were and are fundamentally /hers/ and have been since she was 19.

Do I have critiques or things I would have changed? Sure. But I prefer to discuss and analyze things like that in a mature and respectful way rather than acting like the books could somehow exist without her performing the act of writing them.

@ the people who are calling out mark’s snake friends but acting like mark is an innocent victim in all of this

i honestly ??????? don’t quite understand why everyone is down to trash mark’s friends yet only about 1/5 of y'all are calling mark out along with them

like let me remind you these guys are MARK’s friends. not bambam’s, not yugyeom's—they sure as hell aren’t youngjae's—no, they are MARK’s friends. this isn’t just one or two reptile nasties in association with him either, this is AN ENTIRE GROUP of problematic, shit-faced drunks who leak the n-word and other derogatory bullshit like it’s their mother tongue.

these aren’t just “past high school friends” either ????? mark is STILL friends with them, he payed for their tickets to flyinla, let them backstage and has taken snapchat pics w/ them multiple times, and not even a week ago was partying with these same trash heaps listening to black music and them calling him “my n*gga” in his own backyard. don’t act like they’re some irrelevant group of people he’s already left behind and doesn’t associate himself with anymore.

mark didn’t even look phased at bambam calling him the n-word, much less did he bother to tell his friends to stop every time they said it when they @’d him on twitter/ig. he’s made it pretty damn obvious that he’s okay with his friends saying shit. in this whole situation he’s been transparently neutral and THAT MAKES HIM JUST AS GUILTY.

BEING AN ENABLER IS NOT A POSITIVE THING.

MARK MAY HAVE CHANGED FROM HOW HE WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL, AND I HAVE NO DOUBT THAT TRAINING FOR 5 YEARS AND COMING TO SK TO FOLLOW HIS DREAM HAS MADE HIM A BETTER PERSON (IN ALL THE 2 ½ YEARS GOT7 HAS BEEN AROUND THIS BOY HASNT DONE A SINGLE THING THAT WAS PROBLEMATIC ASIDE FROM HAVING THESE SHITTY ASS PEOPLE ASSOCIATED WITH HIM), BUT THAT DOESN’T CHANGE THE FACT THAT THESE ARE HIS FRIENDS. 

  • HIS FRIENDS WERE THE ONES WHO CAME TO FLYINLA DRUNK OFF THEIR ASSES WHEN OVER HALF THE AUDIENCE MADE UP OF MINORS, ACTING HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE AS THEY TURNED GOT7’s ENCORE SEGMENT INTO A COMPLETE JOKE. I ATTENDED AND WAS PRESENT FOR DAY 1, SAW THEIR NASTINESS FIRST HAND AND WAS IN HONEST DISBELIEF AS TO HOW UNPLEASANT THEY WERE. BECAUSE OF THEM, SO MANY PEOPLE WENT HOME DISSATISFIED AND THERE WERE SO MANY NEGATIVE FAN ACCOUNTS THAT GOT7 DID NOT DESERVE.
  • HIS FRIENDS WERE THE ONES SPRAYING FANS WITH WATER AND BEER LIKE THE CONCERT WAS SOME KIND OF RAVE, RUINING SOMEONE’S HAND-MADE SIGN WITH THEIR NONSENSE AS WELL AS MAKING A GIRL CRY BY HITTING HER WITH A LIGHTSTICK THEY THREW, GETTING INTO A FIGHT SO BAD THE POLICE HAD TO COME. 
  • HIS FRIENDS WERE THE ONES WHO UPLOADED PRIVATE IMAGES OF GOT7 ONTO THEIR SOCIAL MEDIA FOR THE SAKE OF GAINING LIKES AND FOLLOWERS, CREATING THIS ENTIRE MESS IN THE FIRST PLACE AND NOT ONLY DISRESPECTING MARK’S PRIVACY AND REPUTATION, BUT ALL OF GOT7’s. YOUNGJAE DIDN’T EVEN GO TO THE FUCKING PARTY, HE SAT HIS ASS DOWN AT HOME AND WAS PROBABLY PLAYING POKEMON GO ALL DAY, YET HE’S GOING TO GET YELLED AT IN ASSOCIATION WITH THIS BULLSHIT AND YOU DON’T KNOW HOW UPSET THAT MAKES ME.

YES, ANDREW AND JESSICA AND HOLLY AND WHOEVER ELSE IS IN THEIR NASTY ASS SNAKE GROUP ARE THEIR OWN PERSON AND HAVE THEIR OWN RESPONSIBILITIES AS ADULTS, BUT Y'ALL NEED TO REALIZE THAT WHEN THEY ACT OUT LIKE THIS IT DOESN’T JUST ULTIMATELY FALL ON THEM. IT FALLS ON MARK. IT FALLS ON GOT7.

LIKE I WOULD LOVE TO THINK THAT MARK IS AWARE OF HOW HURTFUL THE N-WORD IS TO ALL OF THEIR BLACK FANS, THAT HE DOESN’T SUPPORT THE USE OF THE N-WORD OR ANY DEROGATORY TERM AT ALL & THAT HE DOESN’T SHARE ANY VIEWS WITH THE TRASH PILE HE HAS AND STILL CALLS “HIS FRIENDS"—BUT I ALSO UNDERSTAND THAT HE’S FROM AN AREA IN LA WHERE ITS KNOWN TO HAVE PRIVILEGED LITTLE ASIAN KIDS WHO CARELESSLY THROW THE N-WORD AROUND, ARE REGULAR DRUG AND ALCOHOL USERS, AND ATTEND RAVES ON A NORMAL BASIS—MARK’S FRIENDS ARE SPITTING IMAGES OF THIS.

YOU CAN’T!!!!! HOLD!!!!! MARK!!!!! TO THE SAME STANDARDS!!!!! AS!!!!!! YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!

YES, MARK IS HUMAN JUST LIKE US, AND HE MAY HAVE BEEN UNAWARE THAT HIS FRIEND’S WOULD DO ALL THESE THINGS, AND JUST BECAUSE HIS FRIENDS ARE LIKE THIS DOESN’T MEAN HE IS. 

BUT MARK!!!!!! IS!!!!! AN IDOL!!!!!! AND ALONG WITH HIMSELF, HE HAS SIX OTHER PEOPLE TO LOOK AFTER AND UPHOLD AND THINK ABOUT!!!!!! AT THE END OF THE DAY, IT’S HIS FAULT FOR BEING FRIENDS WITH IRRESPONSIBLE, TOXIC ASSHATS WHO NOT ONLY HURT HIS MEMBERS, BUT HIS FANS AS WELL. 

I DON’T KNOW ABOUT Y'ALL, BUT GOT7 HAVE WORKED TOO LONG AND TOO HARD, LEFT BEHIND TOO MANY THINGS, MADE TOO MANY SACRIFICES, AND SHED TOO MANY TEARS TO HAVE THEIR BLOSSOMING CAREERS TORN DOWN AND DEGRADED BY MARK’S RATTY ASS GROUP OF FRIENDS WHO WENT INTO HIDING, SET THEIR ACCOUNT’S ON PRIVATE AND MADE SHITTY EXCUSES WHEN THINGS GOT TOUGH FOR THEM.

THE ONLY CONNECTION THIS FAKE ASS SNAKE PIT HAS WITH GOT7 IS MARK. AND UNTIL HE SPEAKS OUT, UN-FRIENDS, BLOCKS, AND DISASSOCIATES HIMSELF THESE PEOPLE I HAVE NO REASON TO NOT BELIEVE THAT HE IS ABSOLUTELY OKAY WITH EVERYTHING THEY’VE DONE AND EVERYTHING THAT’S HAPPENING.

I KNOW Y'ALL WANT TO BE UNDERSTANDING, AND NEVER LIKE POINTING FINGERS AT THE BOYS BECAUSE THEY WOULD NEVER DIRECTLY DO ANYTHING TO HURT ANYONE, BUT THIS IS THE TIME.

 I NEED MARK TO REALIZE THAT THIS ISN’T A ONE PERSON SHOW. WHO HE’S FRIENDS WITH AND WHAT THEY DO DOESN’T JUST AFFECT THEMSELVES OR HIM, IT AFFECTS EVERYONE

DON’T BE SILENT ABOUT THIS. DON’T JUST BLAME MARK’S FRIENDS. JUST LIKE YOU FOUGHT FOR AN APOLOGY AND ACKNOWLEDGMENT FROM BAMBAM, YOU CANNOT ALLOW MARK TO STAY NEUTRAL AGAIN AND RISK THIS SERIES OF SCANDALS AND HURT FEELINGS HAPPENING SOME TIME IN THE NEAR FUTURE. DO NOT ALLOW MARK TO BE AN ENABLER. HE’S BETTER THAN THIS AND CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS.

I DON’T NEED TO SEE GOT7 HURTING AGAIN BECAUSE OF HIS RATTY “FRIENDS” NEXT YEAR. 

I swear if one more goddamn republican says “no matter how you feel about the election results we should all just love each other and be respectful” I will fucking lose it.

Like, exCUSE ME?! YOU DIDN’T LOVE AND RESPECT MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WHEN YOU VOTED AWAY THEIR BASIC HUMAN RIGHTS.

Honestly get outta my face with your kumbaya bullshit. I’m gonna fight tooth and nail to make sure that orange sack of shit never makes it into the White House.

TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW THAT THE ELECTORS VOTE ON DEC. 19th AND WE ALL NEED TO WORK TOGETHER TO MAKE SURE THEY VOTE WITH THE NATIONAL POPULAR VOTE AND NOT WITH WHAT THEIR DUMBASS STATE DECIDED.

IF THERE WAS EVER AN ELECTION FOR FAITHLESS ELECTORAL VOTERS IT’S THIS ONE.

Random starters
  • “I just got fired.”
  • “We have two options here - run, or give up. Which will it be?”
  • “I see no problem in using every food we have as a pizza topping.”
  • “Green isn’t really your color …”
  • “Truth be told, I’d rather get stomped on by a herd of cows than meet your parents.”
  • “I don’t care how it’s been before, but there are people depending on you now, so you need to get your shit together!”
  • “Hey, our outfits match!”
  • “Wanna hear a joke?”
  • “I always knew I couldn’t trust you.”
  • “Can you come to my place at 9 p.m. dressed as a mailman? I’ll explain later. Oh - and bring a shovel!”
  • “Let me braid your hair.”
  • “I warned you, didn’t I? Said you should be careful. Why didn’t you listen?”
  • “I gotta say, I’m really jealous of your eyes. Like they’re so pretty it looks like you have make up on even when you don’t.”
  • “Any reason you have 12 sixpacks of Red Bull in your fridge?”
  • “I’ve never seen you dressed like that before. You look … really pretty.”
  • “We need to get out of here quickly! There are people after us!”
  • “Ever since I met you, I’ve been having very shitty luck.”
  • “How can you come here after everything you did to me?”
  • “You ruined me.”
  • “My offer still stands.”
  • “I can stop if I want, I just don’t want to.”
  • “So … what’s someone like you doing in a place like this?”
  • “I can fit like 16 strawberries in my mouth!”
  • “Why do you always do exactly the opposite of what you should?!”
  • “Can you please stop interrupting me with your puns? I have something important to tell you.”
  • “I think you’d look really good on my bed, or the sofa. Seriously, you’re exhausted, go take a nap.”

WHO TF WANTS TO TELL ME THAT THIS ISN’T ALL SHIT. Lemme just- okay. So you’re telling me that Jelena did racist shit, got dragged for it, her mom came in spewing Love Humans shit, then her boyfriend spewing ‘she isn’t racist against asians because im asian duh’ shit, then her boyfriend and mom get dragged to the point where the mom is blocking people tryna educate her then her boyfriend says he doesn’t need to be educated because he’s faced racism himself (doesn’t excuse you from the possibility of being racist but okay??), all during this Jelene, the one who started all this shit, is SILENT. She ain’t defending anybody. AND THEN, they’re papped together!!! OH DON’T FORGET TOMORROW IS HER FASHION SHOW SHIT!!!!!

I’m still laughing because like by sending out a mass email adressing the people accusing bbc one of queerbaiting, they literally admitted to everyone that there are a lot of people complaining about queerbaiting. And now they just notified a bunch of people who had complained about all the things wrong with the series that did not even remotely have to do with queerbaiting, telling them bbc one has a problem with queerbaiting, and I just… this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

If this isn’t an expert plan by bbc one to get everyone thinking about johnlock in hype for a fourth episode then this whole situation is a living breathing disaster and everyone on the sherlock and bbc one PR teams should quit their jobs in shame. Like honestly, I am an undergrad PR student and I know that what they just did only made the problem like 20x worse.

HEY HERE’S AN IDEA

provide support for kids with adhd even if they test well

provide support for kids with adhd even if they test well

provide support for kids with adhd even if they test well

PROVIDE SUPPORT FOR KIDS WITH ADHD EVEN IF THEY TEST WELL

Dems better spend the next 3 fucking years grooming a better candidate

No more of this “it’s so-and-so’s turn”.

The current President elect was LITERALLY endorsed by the fucking KKK. KKK members are on twitter BRAGGING about how big of a part they had in getting this man elected. 

How the FUCK do you LOSE to that?!

Dems need to get their shit together and stop assuming that people are “smarter” than they are. Clearly, the time for expecting the adults to be in charge has passed. 

My sister in law texted me last night and told me she was literally CRYING because she has to tell her daughters that our president is Trump. Like. We HAVE to get him out in 4 years (which is going to be hard because no matter how badly he fucks everything up, the electorate is reluctant to unseat an incumbent president after 4 years), hopefully all they will remember of him will be in their history books (which I’m sure Texas will make sure are 100% accurate).

I’m in a reliably blue state that did what we needed to do for the national elections, but I’m still going to be side-eyeing the fuck out of white people today, especially white women. 

Here’s Why You’re Still Single Based On Your Myers-Briggs Personality Type
  • ESFJ
  • You’re single because: You have a savior complex and keep going for wounded people who can’t properly love you back.
  • You’ll get into a relationship when: You’re finally attracted to someone who has his or her shit together and doesn’t need to be bullied into a relationship.
  • ESTP
  • You’re single because: You’re having way too much fun sleeping around.
  • You’ll get into a relationship when: You start feeling bad about how long your ISFJ hookup has been doing your laundry for you, at which point you’ll finally ask them out.
  • ENTJ
  • You’re single because: You have impossibly high standards and you’d probably just marry yourself if it were legal.
  • You’ll get into a relationship when: You decide that it is practical to do so, at which point you will assess potential suitors for mate value and propose to the most logical subject.
  • ENFJ
  • You’re single because: You smothered the crap out of your last partner, who genuinely did not have anything left to “Open up” about.
  • You’ll get into a relationship when: You go on the Bachelor and win.
  • INTJ
  • You’re single because: You over-analyze social interactions to the point where it seems easier to just avoid them altogether.
  • You’ll get into a relationship when: A hell-bent ENFP follows you around for a long enough period of time that you eventually just accept that you’re dating.
  • ESFP
  • You’re single because: You’ve hooked up with everyone you’re mildly interested in and now you’re bored.
  • You’ll get into a relationship when: You want to, pretty much. Who can resist you?
  • ESTJ
  • Your single because: Those helpful life pointers you gave your last date were actually pretty insulting.
  • You’ll get into a relationship when: You meet an Anastasia Steele type who just wants to be bossed around.
  • ENFP
  • You’re single because: You have the attention span of a goldfish and cannot decide what you want.
  • You’ll get into a relationship when: You find someone just unattainable enough to intrigue you for a significant period of time.
  • INFJ
  • You’re single because: You have trust issues.
  • You’ll get into a relationship when: Someone you’ve known for an unimaginable amount of time finally wears you down and convinces you that you can take a chance on them.
  • ISTJ
  • You’re single because: You aren’t a party animal/bad boy, which you’ve convinced yourself is all anyone your age wants.
  • You’ll get into a relationship when: You finally reach the phase of life where other people are as ready to settle down as you have been for the past two decades.
  • INFP
  • You’re single because: You idealize the crap out of potential partners and then get upset when their reality doesn’t measure up.
  • You’ll get into a relationship when: You meet someone who also wants the rest of his or her life to resemble a Nicholas Sparks novel.
  • ISTP
  • You’re single because: You rely solely on apps to get laid (Mainly tinder) and don’t see a reason to switch up the game plan.
  • You’ll get into a relationship when: An insistent ESFJ declares himself or herself your significant other and introduces themselves to your entire family before you have a chance to protest.
  • ISFJ
  • You’re single because: You’re attracted to carefree personalities, who then take the relationship twelve hundred times less seriously than you do.
  • You’ll get into a relationship when: The ESTP you’ve been pursuing is finally ready to settle down.
  • ISFP
  • You’re single because: You haven’t found anyone you love more than you love Reality TV.
  • You’ll get into a relationship when: Someone intrigues you enough to pull you out of your shell and pursue him or her full-force.
  • INTP
  • You’re single because: You haven’t left your apartment in three months.
  • You’ll get into a relationship when: You meet someone just like yourself on World of Warcraft.
  • ENTP
  • You’re single because: You’re not. You’re probably already in a couple of relationships that you’ve just forgotten about.
  • You’ll get into a relationship when: Your INFJ wife tracks you down and demands to know where you’ve been for the past six years.

I’m so sick of people being all over the “great character developement” in S4 and “how much work the brilliant and clever writers put into it”, like what exactly do you mean?

John being abusive towards Sherlock? Cheating on his oh-so-lovely wife?

Or Sherlock forgiving the person who practically killed him, and then his scary sister who killed his childhood friend and tried to kill their brother or alternatively John? Which makes him “more human” apparently?

Because no, that’s shit. The only character developement those two needed was to get together, which would have “completed Sherlock as a human being”, to use John’s own words. Not this shit ffs.

Sherlock didn’t need any of this to be considered a “good man”, the latest point where that happened was when he gave up his life to save John in TRF, and don’t even get me started on him doing it all over again in HLV. And John’s “character developement” made him practically unrecognizable. So congrats on that.