people magazine sexiest man alive

The cover of People Magazine right now is Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson- Sexiest Man Alive!

And a woman in my line is just completely aghast at the idea:

“I mean, sure- he’s handsome. But I wouldn’t call him the sexiest man alive. I mean… who decides these things?!”

So she picks up the magazine and holds it up in front of me. “Do YOU think he’s the sexiest man alive?”

And I’m trying this thing where I’m honest with people.

“Ma’am, I am a lesbian.”


The awkwardest of silences. 

Matt Lanter is in People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive Issue this year. He is in the dog section with Ahsoka!

The magazine says: 

The Timeless actor who also voiced Anakin Skywalker in the animated series Star Wars: The Clone Wars named his pup after Skywalker’s sidekick. “My wife (Angela) wanted to get this fluffy white poodle and I said ‘All right, if we’re doing that, I’m naming her a Star Wars name!” says Lanter who describes Ahsoka as a “diva” that likes to snuggle in the mornings.

So six months or so ago Ryan Reynolds was People Magazine’s sexiest man alive, which is a kind of empty title. And most people coming through my line were just kind of like ‘shrug’ when they saw it and like maybe one person said anything and it was mostly agreement. 


Well, now its Dwayne Johnson and all I can hear is ‘ew, I disagree’ and ‘who the hell decides these things?’


And I can only imagine that these people have never seen video of Dwayne Johnson just casually being a fucking goofball and generally just a good guy like… seriously he’s one of the nicest dudes in the media. And listen… have you heard the dude sing? Go see Moana. Listen to Dwayne Johnson sing. You’re Welcome. 


Seriously. I’m a lesbian and I would definitely agree: Dwayne Johnson confirmed for sexy as hell. 

so after seeing that Harry was #3 on Heat’s Hottest Hunks of 2015, I decided to check out the rest of the list and let me tell you, it was a pitiful collection of almost entirely white men. Allow me to offer a few men I think should have made the list:

Idris Elba:

Morris Chestnut:

Boris Kodjoe:

Godfrey Gao:

Andre Benjamin:

Jon Kortajarena:

Taye Diggs:

Jesse Williams:

Sendhil Ramamurthy:

Nathan Owens:

and Trey Songz:

Today in History: Death of JFK junior (November 25th 1960-17th July 1999)

The so called “Prince” of america JFK junior was yet another unfortunate Kennedy. The only surviving son of the 35th president of the United states JFK. Who had been assassinated on that dellas street when 2 days before jr’s 3rd birthday. 

Seen as Jacks successor to the white house by his grandfather JFK jr was a popular social figure of the 80′s and 90′s. Serving as assisant district attorney for New york for 4 years. He had a passion for acting and in 1995 he launched a politics-lifestyle magazine called george. He dated celebrtities such as Cindy Crawford and Sarah Jessica Parker. He was named people magazines sexiest man alive in 1988.

Kennedy jr had not ruled out running for office and his grandfather wanted another president in the family tree. JFK jr was educated as a lawyer, charming, strikingly handsome and popular with the people. 

Before he could even truly consider getting into politics both him and his wife caroline died in a tragic flying accident. The plane kennedy was flying crashed in the atlantic ocean and neither made it out alive. The crash was attributed to jfk’s little experience in piloting, the fact they were flying at night and spatial disorentation. However many conspiracy theorists have concluded he might have been assassinated. Due to the controversial circumstances of his fathers death, and the murder of his uncle. Others say a curse hangs over the kennedy family. 

  We dared to think, in that other Irish phrase, that this John Kennedy would live to comb gray hair, with his beloved Carolyn by his side. But, like his father he had every gift but length of years” - Ted kennedy