people lulz

on a slightly serious note though

Gil is 100%, completely and utterly, totally screwed. I mean. There’s no recovering at this point, he is in deep shit and nothing is going to save him.

Let’s presume that Odin is able to slide under the door and gets into the ship-and I mean, yeah he’s probably gonna make it, I don’t think it’s very dramatic to have your character die by…door(though I will admit, it would be a genuine plot twist, hah). Looking at the currently circumstances;

Well, first of all, all three of the people Gil took in-Ava, Odin, and Maggie-were photographed and their faces catalogued by the guards. Granted, those guards….yeah those same guards probably also died during the presentation, but there has to be some database shared by ALL guards, so I doubt the photos died with them. Gil also was the one to drop two of his passengers off at the Refugee Center…

Which they escaped from, but Gil doesn’t know about that yet. Then, he’s about to get Maggie tested when one of his passengers goes hogwild, taking out the TITAN Guards, possibly killing Strategos Six, and most importantly, massacres innocent civilians. Ava was under the influence of the vial, sure, but again, Gil doesn’t know that. He and Maggie walked in on Ava just…suddenly being a huge monster and killing people for the lulzs.

And now, he’s about to be trapped in an automated vessel-which Gil implies they shouldn’t be on, getting awfully nervous at the idea of boarding an automated vessel which apparently, has cameras inside-with a guy he thinks crashed a ship into his home and a girl that MURDERED PEOPLE.

If you’re a TITAN Guard, and you find these four stowaways in a ship, are you really going to believe in Gil’s innocence? And furthermore, are you really going to care?

No. You’re going to think he was part of some rebellious plan, and do your damnedest to capture him. Gil brought Ava to the planet; now, obviously it wasn’t in his control what happened, but again, that doesn’t matter. In the eyes of TITAN, Gil is complicit in murder.

So uh…this isn’t really a theory, just ramblings, but. Gil might wanna start packing his bags and maybe get some running shoes on-Maggie as well, for that matter-since this…can’t end well.

-police siren-

Sorry if you play GTA it’s time to put you in jail because you think that it’s okay to run over people, shoot people, deal with drugs and murder, go on high-speed police chases and beat up people for the lulz. 

Sorry the fact that you play GTA clearly influences the fact that you think its okay to do in real life. Sorry, can’t have dangerous people on the streets.

four reasons why pyramid head can’t be alessa’s protector

Really gotta start posting these to my other tumblr, but screw it, I’m not logging out. >.>

Alright, so we’ve seen it in the first and second movies.  PYRAMUD HED™, who acts as Alessa’s instrument of vengeance. In the first movie, he skinned an innocent girl who so happened to get in his way.

In Revelation, Pyramid Head came to Heather’s rescue by battling Claudia in one of the most anticlimactic scenes I’ve seen in any Silent Hill media period.

Yeah … no.

Here are four reasons why Pyramid Head serving as Alessa’s protector doesn’t make sense:


1.) It wrongly attributes vengeance to Alessa’s original motives.

The complexity of Alessa’s character in the first game lies in that, even though she’s endured horror and pain beyond compare, she doesn’t seek vengeance on her own behalf. If she had, her mother and Dr. Kaufman probably would have died a lot sooner. 

Alessa’s primary goal was to kill God and end her suffering. Any damage the Seal of Metatron caused beyond that was purely collateral. At that point, the girl was desperate.

It’s when Claudia causes Harry’s death in the third game that we begin to see her take any sort of active interest in revenge, in the form of Heather. And even then, Heather briefly questions whether or not Harry would approve, thus implying vengeance for its own sake runs against the grain of her character.

People debate the precise nature of what Pyramid Head is supposed to symbolize, but one theme that remains clear among them is punishment. Specifically, James’ subconscious desire to be penalized for his own sin. So technically, it would be punishment turned inward. I’d even argue it was a form of James taking vengeance against himself in order to vindicate Mary.

The reason I don’t consider Alessa particularly vengeful or bent on punishment is because of the nature of her monsters. Every monster is designed to push Harry back; to repel him, keeping him from preventing Alessa killing God. If he dies along the way, that’s merely a tragic tangent to her ultimate goal—which, given the endgame if God somehow was born properly, would have actually been a mercy.

A protector like Pyramid Head who needlessly kills would imply that Alessa doesn’t have the strength of spirit to keep from indulging in dark, self-serving desires. And it should be noted that this is a fundamental error of character that gets perpetuated in the movies. Alessa may be dark-spirited from time to time, but she is not evil, and she does not desire others to suffer.

There’s also the question of logistics. The same girl who, according to Harry, killed God through her sheer “conscious resistance” just didn’t have the spare will nor time to actively punish her tormentors, even though she possessed the power to kill with just her mind. All that power went into weakening the fledgling God.


2.) Any protector she would have conjured would have looked more like the Incubator than Pyramid Head, whose appearance would have frightened her.

Even if Alessa wanted to punish those who caused her such suffering, I doubt it’d come dressed as a burly, ultra-masculine humanoid figure beleaguered by a triangular helmet. Because let’s face it: Pyramid Head has an appearance that is supposed to evoke dread and remind one of executioners.

Consider, however, that the Incubator appears as Alessa initially saw God: an ethereal, glowing being garbed in a white dress.

Despite its angelic visage, the Incubator is also deadly. It can strike down nonbelievers with lightning, testifying to God’s dual nature of being both wrathful and merciful according to the Order’s beliefs. There is almost a motherly quality to it, which is further emphasized when the dying Incubator gives Harry the newly reincarnated baby Heather.

Remember that all Alessa wanted was someone to care for her. Because her mother failed her in that regard, she clung to Lisa and may have even protected her from the Otherworld’s effects until her hold on it crumbled. She then split her soul and found a small portion of solace as Cheryl Mason, the adopted daughter of a kind woman and a dedicated man.

In Alessa’s eyes, a “protector” would project a softer, more feminine image. It might even be divine, with enough strength to defend her from God’s negative influence. That’s vastly different from Pyramid Head’s tendency to persecute Maria.

Moreover, the Romper monster established that Alessa was afraid of ill-intentioned adults and their power over her, a fear which was exacerbated by their sheer size. As implied by their method of attack (tackling Harry to the ground and lunging at his throat) she would fear being pinned down, left helpless as they tormented her even more.

Pyramid Head is roughly the same in stature as James, minus the enormous helmet; much bigger than a girl of fourteen, and doubly so than a young girl of seven. 

So, again, given her fear of “big scary adults,” why would she conjure a figure she’d naturally be apprehensive of?


3.) Pyramid Head already had a specific purpose.

Say it with me now: Pyramid Head’s purpose was to help James Sunderland realize the truth.

Nothing more, nothing less.

Seriously, Robbie the Rabbit has more in common with Alessa’s story than Pyramid Head.

Furthermore, I just don’t get this notion that the big lug is supposed to be a shorthand for the town’s desire to punish people, because not only does Silent Hill not torment people for “teh lulz,” Silent Hill thought that Pyramid Head was what James wanted at the time.

It was born from James’ desire to punish himself, and it died when James finally realized the purpose for its existence, then deeming it unnecessary. For all intents and purposes, there is no more reason for it to exist in any other Otherworld. …Unless James rises from the dead or something. o_o

And lastly …


4.) Pyramid Head killed himself in his last battle against James. Twice.

He ded.

Omg I’m such a dipshit. I’ve been in such a feminist rage this evening that I totally spaced on the fact that exactly one week from this exact minute I will be in Atlanta, probably having drinks with my fucking faves @carol-on and @faith5by5-1013 (and missing the actual fuck out of @alannastara, why world why).

I am like:

Originally posted by ryuzaki-lester

anonymous asked:

What are some main differences bw 7w8 and 8w7?

7w8

- far less touchy than an 8
- more interested in starting shit/drama because it’s fun
- has a much lighter vibe
- dislikes when things get too “heavy” if they’re directly involved
- takes loyalty and dynamics less seriously (i.e. likely won’t talk about brutalizing someone over betrayal)
- more likely to interact w insufferable people for da lulz

8w7

- more touchy
- more interested in starting shit because they’re angry and want something to do about it
- rather standoffish vibe
- more likely to go through/indulge in periods of melancholy
- takes loyalty and dynamics very seriously
- quicker to cut intolerable people off

3

You mean the game he made before he left you, and took off with that developer money?

You mean the game that is housing several actual hunters/murders willing to kill people for the lulz?

Yeah, no; those guys had no right talking shit about anything concerning this game-I'mma choke you out, Gon..

I don’t think the Dear Listeners are evil. I did at first but after their confrontation with Kepler were they slammed him for being a violent jerk I think they really mean humans no harm. Yes they caused a lot of damage to the Tiamt but I think it was all to gather intelligence and to learn about how humans work. I don’t think they meant to hurt the crew, honestly I feel like any deaths they caused was unintentional. Compare that to Goddard and how they have killed and mentally tortured people for the lulz, I see Cutter, Pryce, Kepler, and all of Goddard as the true villains of the show.

Honestly Kepler saying how the aliens were too dangerous was really the pot calling the kettle black. The aliens never promised anyone they could go home and the whole time planned to kill them. The aliens never sent someone into space and purposely left them to die. The aliens never mind screwed someone into having crushingly low self-esteem because they ran away. If the aliens shouldn’t be allowed on Earth Goddard shouldn’t either.

Discordianism 2014

Discordianism has a lot of layers. The surface layer is often called the Legion of Dynamic Discord. A common LDD interpretation of Discordianism is that it is mainly about causing disorder and fucking with people. That’s why LDD also stands for “Little Deluded Dupes” - they got reeled in by the Eristic Delusion.

The LDD mainly consists of aimless kids who are driven by their pleasure drive. And it’s pretty much like 4chan. They have trouble distinguishing between Grayface and people who merely disagree with them. They do a lot of trolling people for lulz and trying to ruin people’s day. Being “edgy”. You know, like those stickers where Calvin is taking a piss?

As far as I can tell, that’s always been the case. Legend has it, Lord Omar / Kerry Thornley logged onto alt.discordia only once, and then was immediately disappointed by the surface level dickery. A lot of those cats thought their mild rebelliousness was actually subversive. A whole box of tools at their disposal and they were only using one.

A lot of the people get stuck there in the LDD, that’s their destination. For others, it’s just a phase they pass through on the journey towards Aftermath. Everybody’s gotta start somewhere.

The spirit of Discordia contains a recipe for building a better world. A big part of that creation involves dismantling the world that exists right now, the Machine. We hold up a mirror that reflects the Machine’s absurdity back at itself. It’s not easy. It’s actually a pretty difficult trick to pull off. At the most basic level, it involves resistance against the everyday “consensus trance”. What to do after that is hotly debated.

So we spread out and study the works of Leary, RAW, the Situationist International, Mandelbrot, Taleb, Banksy, Pussy Riot, Foucault, Baurdillard, Joey Skaggs, John Cage, the list goes on and on … So many people have discovered methods of dismantlement.

Next, we’ve gotta pool all this knowledge, correlate it, sift it out, teach each other how to dismantle The Machine.

The big picture, I think, is not some grand revolution or cultural upheaval. If we all learn how to adjust the parts of the Machine in our immediate vicinity, we can create little islands worth living on. Eventually, the space between those islands will be smaller and smaller, and eventually the edges will bleed into one another until the whole world is transformed because its filled with people who think for themselves.

We can all build our own worlds worth living in - and invite each other over to hang out. And one day (the prophecy goes), the cool parts of the world will have gotten so large that the uncool parts have become little islands ruled by little egos, which don’t bother anybody anymore.

anonymous asked:

Tell us your headcanons about Belarus!!!

tysm for giving me an excuse to talk about her :’) also i’m surprised y’all read my tags ahasdjdfk

  • she’s not as asocial as she looks like, she’s actually pretty good friends with most of the aph girls! the one she’s closest to are ukraine and liechtenstein though.
  • she has a deck of tarot cards but only uses them to ask shit like “should i have vodka for breakfast” (it’s canon that she can do fortune telling btw)
  • she’s aware of her scary aura and sometimes uses it to scare people for the lulz.
  • there are like five ghosts living in her house and she treats them like they were her roommates or some shit.
  • she doesn’t understand memes. at all.
  • she really likes lolita fashion and wishes she had more money so she could buy some nice dresses.
  • she sucks at cooking. one time ukraine tried to teach her how to make borscht and she almost blew up the kitchen.
  • when the aph girls have their sleepovers, she always ends up being dragged to them by ukraine and liech.
  • ^ she ends up having a lot of fun too but never admits it.

there are a couple more but they drift into shippy territory and this post would end up getting too long asjasdja

Here you are, the guy best known for its red Mustang, the guy every girl wished you were friends 😒, the guy who looked so impossible to get to know (weird but true!), a superficial person. Well, that’s how people knew you. Lulz.
Anyways, I had the luck to be your close friend for a while and got to know you better than any other person; you were so easygoing and funny af, OMG! How to forget all those weird and interesting conversations, we could spend hours talking about anything!
I’ll always be thankful to you because you protected me, helped me to get over some stuff, accepted me the way I am (swear to God I’m so complicated to understand), for looking at me when I thought nobody will do it, and most important you trusted in me. Seriously, you made me feel so special. Even tho, we weren’t in a relationship because for some reason our destiny (or idk) didn’t want us to be together, I will never forget the day you told me you loved me since we were in High School, like awww, that was the cutest and unbelievable thing you ever said to me ♡ But well, we had to split paths and continue our lives.
Now, after two weeks of your death, I’m accepting the idea that you’re not here anymore. But I’m still suffering by the way you decided to leave us. I wish I could only know what was happening through your mind and I’m really sorry I was not there for you, I was battling myself against my own anxiety and depression.
The most difficult thing I have to accept is that I lost you and I’ll never give you a massive hug, kiss you or kick your butt.

I miss you so bad Enrique, this is so painful.

I love you, and I’ll always do it.

George-Harricomesthesun's First Follow Forever!

Hey kids! So, I’ve recently hit 300 followers! This is a pretty exciting thing for me and I don’t have money for a giveaway, so I thought I’d do a follow forever. Sorry if I don’t get everyone on here, I’ll be doing more and I’ll probably add to this one later too. 

I also want to thank the academy for giving me the honor of 300 followers. I really, really appreciate it! I’m glad that people like this blog and I hope that everyone continues to enjoy it. 

So, I guess I’ll get started with my first ever follow forever!

P.S. I’m sorry for poor alphabetizing on my part. 

#-E

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