people just make me wanna sin

anonymous asked:

hey can i request that you bts reaction They see your guy friend being too friendly with you

Okay, quick note for this: done 2 types of reaction – fluffy and smutty, and I think the general idea with all of these is that with the fluffy one, you are less familiar with the member personally, whereas with the smutty one, the two of you have more of a backstory and know each other better.

Also this is probably my last response for a while but I do always work on requests when I can and requests are always open!

This made a very infires Skype call for me and @kimlisamarie

Rap Monster

Fluffy – Although he’d feel upset seeing another guy being ‘friendly’ with you, he would primarily concerned, wondering whether you are giving permission for the said contact / way the guy is acting around you.

If he thought things were getting out of hand, he’d definitely step in, using the power of his brain to make the guy flustered about his actions and maybe even force him to go away. Regardless of whether you are fine with the contact or not, he would ask if you are okay, because if he was there to see it, then clearly the contact was too public and he doesn’t believe a girl should be exploited in that way (‘exploited’ is for the lack of a better word).

He would insist on being a gentleman to you, take you out for a coffee (he pays of course) in contrast to ensure that you know in your mind that not all men are going to see you in this way, and maybe later confess that he would like to do this again sometime, if not that, then something a bit more forward like giving you his number incase you need someone to talk to or even asking you out on a date to give him a chance (the latter being if you were indeed fine with the contact this other guy was giving you, wanting to prove that he is the better man for you).

Originally posted by keepingupwithbts

Smutty – Daddy Namjoon mode because he feels the need to assert his dominance. Not even sorry for literally starting the first sentence with the word ‘daddy’.

He’d step back and wait until this guy has backed off, not wanting to potentially annoy you to the point that you don’t want him. Then, when he gets his chance alone with you, he would instantly send chills down your spine, pushing you up firmly against the wall, telling you how much of a naughty girl/boy you are for teasing him in this manner, like “why must you make me feel this way godammit?”

Whispering sin into your ear, he would use his dominant sexy side to make you completely forget about your guy friend who was getting too intimate with you. Even if there was no relationship between you and Namjoon prior to this situation, he would tell you that “you’re mine and mine only baby; I don’t wanna share you with anyone else” because seeing you with this guy has made him realize he can’t just stand by whilst other people touch you.

Forgetting for a moment where you are - in public - he would then grab your hands and pin you up to the wall and full on kiss you, soon turning it into a hot makeout session. Then, realizing where the two of you are, he would grab your hands again, this time to lead you back to his house:  “You’re coming back with me”.

Originally posted by wanna-be-korean-unicorn


Jin

Fluffy – I feel that Jin would be generally quite an awkward person when it would come to situations regarding a girl he likes, so he wouldn’t really be able to think of any other way to stop the situation other than coming over to start a conversation and being really awkward with the conversation, making awful jokes, some of them not even making sense because him seeing you with another guy just makes him have so much on his mind.

He’d probably apologise for his behaviour afterward (even though he probably isn’t sorry if he successfully put the guy off being so intimate with you,) and similarly to Rap Monster, he would offer to make it up to you by offering to take you out. On the ‘date’ (it wouldn’t have been said between either of you that it’s a date, but he totally wants it to be a date,) he would be much more mature, flaunting his knowledge of the world, paying for everything, and requesting a kiss at the end without pressuring you to if you don’t want to.

Originally posted by littlecandyqueen

Smutty – When the two of you get a moment alone, he would mumble into your ear “Are you sure you want him to touch you like that?… Don’t you think I could do a better job?” And he knows there isn’t much competition with him around…

Grabbing your hand, quite romantically actually, he would then start just walking with you, then when you realise he isn’t walking in the direction he knows you want to go and you ask ‘where are we going?’ he simply replies “Somewhere where I can do a better job”

Originally posted by jhopefluxo


Suga

Fluffy – Suga would be more passive when the situation is actively going on, not wanting to make a fool of himself. He would most definitely feel super hurt, but still a little stubborn about confessing or expressing his feelings, instead letting them out through some private writing.

After the guy friend who is talking to you a little too provocatively and touching you slightly too intimately has made his exit, Yoongi would just make out like he is just happening to be casually walking by and ‘accidentally’ bump into you. He would make general conversation with you at first, not wanting you to know he has just been watching or is at all bothered by the situation, then leading the conversation into some excuse to meet up with you another time.

Originally posted by jeonbase

Smutty – Again, quite passive whilst the situation is going on, but afterwards would take some sort of action, possibly via a text with something quite sexual to get you going, like “why are his hands all over your body and not mine?” “You know you can do better than that” “Fuck, I really need you to come over so I can show you what you’re missing out on”.

Originally posted by hidden--demons


J-Hope

Fluffy – He wouldn’t confront the situation face on but he wouldn’t just let it happen either, and would likely do something clumsy in the background to grab your’s and the guy’s attention and make it stop. Then he’d use like an unnecessary amount of words to apologize, distracting your attention from the guy’s for as long as possible but without actually talking directly to him or having a full conversation with either of you about this.

After that, he would just generally try to catch your attention more, hoping that you will think of him more often and hoping that the two of you can be closer to the point that he would feel comfortable to ask to meet up with you for reasons other than school/work/etc. Then on the first or second time of meeting up with just the two of you, he would open up more and express his feelings towards you, briefly mentioning how seeing you with that other guy made him realize that he can’t just hold back on how he feels about you.

Originally posted by chimneytaels

Smutty – Instead of just leaving after apologizing for the background clumsy thing, he would insist to your guy friend that he needs to pull you aside to have a private word and that it’s quite urgent and can’t wait. Dragging you by your hand, he forces you to leave and takes you to the nearest secluded area possible.

As soon as you’re there, he would say something along the lines of “why do you like that when you know I could do so much better…” walking towards you and backing you to the nearest wall. “I know deep down you want me; right here, right now.”

Originally posted by hohbi


Jimin

Fluffy – The poor little mochi wouldn’t know what to do or where to look, quite hurt that he isn’t the one being intimate with you and probably feeling like he wouldn’t compare to the other guy in terms of how he wants to make you feel. He would just watch and so badly want to shower you with love and kisses – not inappropriately touching you carelessly without regard for what you want.

He might send a text later in the day after it playing on his mind so much, but nothing more than a simple ‘hey’ to start general conversation, secretly hoping that his text has made your day but thinks it’s a long shot since seeing what happened earlier.

Later on, he’d maybe have a few drinks to bring out his confidence and phone you up to confess his feelings like “Hey, I hope you don’t mind me randomly calling you… I need to get something off my chest…”

Originally posted by jmins

Smutty – After witnessing the situation, he’d send you an urgent text with very little context just stating that he needs to see you. Figuring that something is the matter and he just needs someone to talk to, you happily go find him and meet him.

The minute you get there, he would be straight in there, pressing his lips against yours, engaging you in a passionate make out, pulling away merely once to say “damn, I can’t believe I stood by and let myself just watch you and him earlier”

He’d continue kissing you, touches being quite cautious but it’s not long before he has to give in to his desires and say “I am sorry… Sorry I didn’t do anything earlier” and whisk you away up to his room.

Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin


V

Fluffy – Even if you weren’t the closest of friend with V, he would be brave enough to make a bold action to stop the situation and make you completely forget about it, like he would brisk walk over and lift you up over his shoulder and carry you away, literally sweeping you off your feet. You’d say ‘Tae! What are you doing? Put me down!!!’ and he’d calmly giggle with something like “we’re going on an adventure!”

He would make the most of his usually 4D personality and let people put down his random actions to that, and that thought being the reason why he wouldn’t care that he has just made a big scene.

Tae is a pretty straight forward guy, so when eventually he puts you down - and it’s a long while before he does because he wants to make sure you know how strong he is - he gets straight to the point, so you’d still be asking him things like ‘Tae! What the hell was that back there?’ ‘…and what’s this adventure we’re supposed to be going on?’ And he would be so smooth just taking your words and using his response as a way to confess like “the adventure where you discover my feelings for you; I really like you”

Originally posted by taedamn

Smutty – He’d still be extra and physically pick you up and take you away, but in a more sexual context, he would instead carry you away to a private yet not so closed off type of area such as a balcony or an elevator and tease the fuck out of you, using actions to speak  louder than words by running his hand along your thigh, but the minute you respond positively to this, he would cease contact and tell you that before you can have him, you need to stop allowing other guys to touch you so freely, leaving you with a kiss to the forehead and leaving you and your thoughts to let loose and go crazy about him.

Originally posted by xxtaetaexx


Jungkook

Fluffy – He’d be quite surprised to see this kind of thing going on in public, unsure of whether his initial judgements of you were correct, but there is that grating thought that maybe you don’t really want it and as shy as he may be, he can’t stand by and watch your guy friend be like this around you with that potential outcome in mind.

With a very nervous heart and mind, he would approach you and try to calmly ask “do you really want him to touch you like this?” genuinely concerned for you, and even if you were fine with it, you would still appreciate his concern nonetheless, (so if the guy has a problem with what Jungkook has just said, you would defend Jungkook, assuring him that he hasn’t done anything wrong in showing concern).

Again, despite his shyness, he would definitely fight this guy either verbally or physically, should the situation spiral out of hand that he would have to stoop to this stage, letting his feelings for you overpower any cowardice he has within him.

Originally posted by grape-joon

Smutty – Instead of trying to get involved in the situation like in the fluffy scenario, he would stay back and let it happen, but as soon as the guy leaves, he would be by your side in a flash - “Are you really going to let that guy touch you like that?” he would ask sternly, ensuring you are face to face with him. “I’m the one you’d want to take it all the way with, right? So why let any other guy get involved?” he’d wink, starting to send shivers down your spine with his touches on any bare skin he can find. “Let’s not make this complicated, yeah? I want you, and I know you want me” he asserts, pulling you in for a passionate kiss.

Originally posted by sugutie

abeyance--sins  asked:

YOU MENTIONED VOICE ACTING AND I HOT SQUIMISH,,, hi I'm Trix and I'm sorry but I realllllyyy love your voice. Like, a lot. To the point where this webseries I'll be making is riding on you. POINT IS,,, you are a good, I love you keep being rad and question!!! What is your mic set up? :3

I have a Blue Snow Ball USB Mic and record on Audacity! 

I’ve been in a few projects over the years. Here’s the most recent ones, if you wanna take a listen (and idk check out the quality of my work?): 

Dear Children (I play Josh, the kid with the freckles. It’s an interactive flash, just click near the little characters where it says “Geography:: Mrs. Smith”). 

The Icarus Initiative (I play Gelos, the one with the blue hair & floral shirt).

I’m open to auditioning for projects people send my way. Though, I am MUCH more likely to be interested if it’s a paid job. I hope that doesn’t make me sound stingy. I just have to prioritize getting paid.  

anonymous asked:

I sometimes get the feeling people just really wanna pis you off... And, like, I dont get that? You're such a kind and extreemly funny person, like, everytime I see you post something I'm probably dying of laughter, lolol Keep up your AMAZING work and make sure to kick everyones but who pressures you to make another ep of NHNF Bye :3

Did you just Bye me how can you just bye me?? Oh non non non darling you will stay with us in this sin hole forever and ever!!! And we’ll live happily for eternity

Originally posted by brallanq

Diabetes & Gaining

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This is an answer to a question I get asked frequently. I thought it was long overdue I wrote a response.

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People say you’ve bewitched Kurt, that he’s just a simple-minded guy and you…
Courtney: Well, Jesus, don’t flatter him all at once. One minute he’s a leader, a voice for a generation - next minute I’m spoon-feeding him cereal and fucking his life up. Kurt went after me. I wanna tell you about how we finally got together. I was going out with Billy Corgan - for my sins, for my sins, we all make mistakes - actually fuck it, no, he’s stuck up for me. Billy’s okay. He was good in bed. Very good in bed. Anyway, I was with Billy, and I went on tour with him in Europe. They [The Pumpkins] were playing some festival with Nirvana, and I stood on the side of the stage and Kurt was drunk, really really drunk, staggering all over the stage. He started singing a song in a really high voice about me, he and Dave [Grohl] were making jokes about me and Billy, and it was so embarrassing. I was squeezing Billy’s hand digging my nails right in. Anyway, the dressing-room was covered in graffiti about me, which I found out later Kurt had done, because he was jealous of Billy. And all round Europe, the Pumpkins played in venues a week after Nirvana, and every dressing room had something scrawled in it from Kurt. There were hundreds of weird coincidences. I didn’t initially go after him. I wanted him to date Kat [Bjelland, from Babes in Toyland]. I tried to get them together. So everyone can stop all this shit now. It’s the lying I can’t stand. It’s the lying that gets me down. One thing this last terrible year has proved: if you lie about us, I will hit you, Kurt will shoot you, and we will sue.

posts like “neck kissing makes me want to commit sins” or “list of tiny turn ons” or whatever confuse me like how the fuck are you turned on by people rolling their sleeves partway up? Are you gonna kill someone after they kiss your neck??? Steal their bike maybe????? I’m worried about those people

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infucknity ∞

i dont fucking want this anymore

make me stay

im not strong

die like a paradise

be strong because im not

ilysfm ☠

so what¿

☛ hi bbys ☚

ihy

im△gine

☯ love me like you do ☯

☼ youre my sunshine ☼

where are my fucking fans?

☹ basic as fuck ☹

♡ im single ♡

br(ok)en

wonderl△nd

✿ whats bio? ✿

♡ heartbreakers ♡

fake ☯

neverl△nd

grow up dude

”i hate people i love pizza”

she can fuck u but i can fuck u better

nobody dies a virgin, life fucks us all and i can fuck u too

why i’m so sad

xoxo, gossip girl

you’re only a depressive bitch

this bitch actually thinks i care 

silence is better than bullshit

i shoud have made you mine

a kiss is just a kiss until it is with someone you’ll truly miss

i call him the devil cuz he makes me wanna sin

stop romanticizing things that hurt

cause you dont destroy people you love

you’ll always have a special place in my heart

you’d leave me anyway

cause your heart deserves a whole lot more than a broken girl 

did you ever think about the promises you made?

you hurt the only one who would never hurt you

i trusted you. my mistake, not yours

sadness is a drug

cause who would love a girl with scars

you were the first love i lost

to the moon and back, remember?

you cant break a broken heart

its like you ripped my heart out

break my heart and i’ll break your x-box

my nightmares are about losing you

we are unapologetic

△ live fast die young ▽

waiting for someone to save me from me

life is beautiful, really, it is, full of beauty and illusions

loveless

hopeless

perfect boys only exist in books

i didn’t know i was lost

everybody dies but not everybody lives

i trusted you. my mistake, not yours

that’s people, we arrive, consume what we can, then leave

time heals nothing, it just replaces memories

zombies eat brains, you’re safe

stars can’t shine without darkness

happiness will find you when you stop hiding

what is essential is invisible to the eye

mi ruberete tutto ma non il sorriso (me roubaste tudo mas não o sorriso)

someone once told me your eyes are the only truthful part of your body

our minds are troubled by the emptiness

soulless people

middle fingers up

some scars are ment to stay

one big school full of fake bitches

to love, is to destroy

if your eyes could speak what would they say?

dark circles has stories to tell

too vogue for you

in their last moments people show you who they really are

all monsters are human

are you living your dream?

no matter how good they are, some memories need to be forgotten

not expecting nothing from no one anymore

thanks for acting like you care

it’s not because i listen to weed i smoke miley cyrus

i was an angel looking to get fuck hard

i’ve been waiting yo meet you

stop pretending like you care, i know you dont

we get crazy every friday night

come on baby light my fire

too busy being yours to fall for somebody new

do you belive in angels? i’m yours

sorry i’m not like her

i’m suicidal, remember?

only know you love her when you let her go

why’d you let her go?

i do belive in true love, dont you?

you know you made my eyes burn

read this, thanks, now lets have sex

he’s my sun, he’s my moon

if i’m not with him, i dont wanna be with anybody

hold me tight

where was that love you used to give to me?

why is my heart broke?

we are unapologetic

love yourself first

love is keeping the promise anyway

one sick love story

i begged him to stay

i loved him, i loved him and i still love him

i’ve got red dress on tonight

dont you ever say i just waked away

when you say you love me, know, i love you more

and i love you more than i did before

my boyfriend went out with his litlle bitches, ops friends

clothes are boring, walk naked

live slow, die old

i shipp myself with pizza and coca

we live like rockstars

fucking hell

i wish i was dead

love me fuck me

dream to live

call me ice and suck me

give me a fuck

☼ pizza is my happiness ☼

welcome stalker

me aka fab

✞ i love bad boys ✞

my middle name is fab

✖ take a wish be a bitch ✖

♡ i love you more than i love pizza ♡

hipst△

trust me you are a bitch

» im a white nigga «

☯ live slow die old ☯

my argument is invalid

✵ this is my life so shut up ✵

take my lollypoop

aloha

♡ pizza aka life saver ♡

cool story bro ✌

hola

☾to the moon and back☽

♡ lol no ♡

”why so serious?”

let ♡ it ♡ be

i hate being sexy, but someone has to do it

shy in the streets, sexy in the sheets

your body is a wonderland

✝lets be nothing, I heard it lasts forever✝

△take every risk, drop every fall △

act like a lady. think like a boss

badboy, good lips

you and your heart shouldnt feel so far apart

she thinks that singing on sundays gonna save her soul

my dear, dont be sad

you are not alone

i never meant to cause you trouble

i lost my head

we believe in love, love doesnt believe us

i hate you all

i dont wanna be ugly anymore

just go with the flow

how fucking interesting tell me more

Living in the past will only fuck you up

help me, im dying

wishing to be perfect

“who says you are not perfect” “eu cachorra"

very, very gay

dude, i dont like you

no matter what, we party tonight

your smile is the best porn

who are you?

religion: pizza

♡ just hide the pain with a smile, it always works ♡

ice cream was my first love

what is it like to feel worth it?

call me baby and let me suck her tits

I was here all the time just you havent seen

suck me with black halls

hitler was evil because he cant know their idols

all people are some shit

i think i wanna fuck you

up the bitches

idiots, idiots everywhere

sleepy approved

i love your lips, they should meet mine

burning desire

dont do love, dont do friends

i breathe ddl

u only live once

you are so london

im lying at the cold hard ground

you make me sick

hashtag believe

free hugs

look at here

read this, thanks, now bring me food

thanks for reading the bio

please don’t go away

if you scared you better run

no one knows who you are

the only way i can escape is loving you

what’s up bitches

all we need in this world is some food

you have a twitter! what a loser

i dont know what i’m doing here

follow me and you will love me

i knew you were gonna come to me

don’t make me your enemy

there’s no going back

break my heart and i’ll break yours

show me yours i’ll show you mine

how dare you follow me?

the twitter ain’t big enough for both of us

not your fandom not your problem

no fc no opinion

all i need to understand is why you dont follow me

i follow rivers and you follow me

dont be a pussy

do you like my twitter? i love it

do you like my idols? i love it

i’m ready for your follow

mom help, there is people following me

the only thing i need it’s not you

i love you.. ok that is a lie

i love you hahaha ok next joke

what happends on twitter stays on twitter

there is no love for you

is anybody reading this?

i’m everything you wanted

what the hell are you doing here?

still better than you

pizza is my valentine

i have more followers than friends

you’re always on my mind

lonely hearts club

congrats for being such a asshole

i speak fluent sarcasm

show me your butt

dont be a dick

save your heart for someone who cares

where i can buy an ed sheeran? 

there’s someone in my head but its not me

i’m limited edition

i’m prada you are crocs

it’s time to leave feelings behind

i forgot my bio omg

sorry for being a queen

my butt my rules

i hope your mom disconnects your wifi

#1 most awkward human being on this planet

i’m surrounded by idiots

you keep my heart busy

you’re silly

loser in real life

love stinks

oh no, its you again

nobodys read my bio

and she smiled through the pain

dont let others influence your thoughts

dont give up on yourself

this is not wonderland and you are not alice

nothing hurts when you are dead

too young too dumb 

my illusion my mistake

sad teens with happy faces

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because you like the song, but you’re in love with that one line: give it five seconds and you’ll know the one i am talking about.

01. belt loops / I SAID IT’S KINDA HARD WITH YOUR FINGERS IN HIS BELT LOOPS
02. cute without the e / YOUR LIPSTICK, HIS COLLAR; DON’T BOTHER ANGEL
03. don’t trust me / I’M A VEGETARIAN AND I AIN’T FUCKING SCARED OF HIM
04. everybody talks / IT STARTED WITH A WHISPER, AND THAT WAS WHEN I KISSED HER
05. flavor of the weak / TOO STONED, NINTENDO, I WISH THAT I COULD MAKE HER SEE
06. flicker (rework) / AND I’M LOCKING UP EVERYONE WHO EVER LAID A FINGER ON ME
07. geronimo / SO SAY GERONIMO, SAY GERONIMO
08. heads will roll / OFF OFF OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!
09. i wanna get better / I CRASHED MY CAR BECAUSE I WANNA GET CARRIED AWAY!
10. i write sins not tragedies / HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR?
11. little lion man / I REALLY FUCKED IT UP THIS TIME, DIDN’T I MY DEAR?
12. the middle / IT JUST TAKES SOME TIME, LITTLE GIRL YOU’RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RIDE
13. mr. brightside / COMING OUT OF MY CAGE AND I’VE BEEN DOING JUST FINE
14. ocean avenue / THERE’S A PLACE OFF OCEAN AVENUE WHERE I USED TO SIT AND TALK WITH YOU
15. san francisco / I’M IN LOVE WITH LOVE AND THE IDEA OF
16. scotty doesn’t know / THAT FIONA AND ME DO IT IN MY VAN EVERY SUNDAY
17. sequestered in memphis  / SUBPOENAED IN TEXAS, SEQUESTERED IN MEMPHIS
18. she looks so perfect / STANDING THERE IN MY AMERICAN APPAREL UNDERWEAR
19. shut up and dance / I SAID YOU’RE HOLDING BACK, SHE SAID SHUT UP AND DANCE
20. teenage dirtbag / I’VE GOT TWO TICKETS TO IRON MAIDEN, BABY
21. thanks for the memories / HE TASTES LIKE YOU ONLY SWEETER
22. that’s not my name / THAT’S NOT MY NAME! (CLAP CLAP)
23. what’s my age again? / NOBODY LIKES YOU WHEN YOU’RE 23
24. when the sun goes down / THEY SAY HE CHANGES WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN
25. you need me i don’t need you / THEY SAY I’M UP AND COMING LIKE I’M FUCKING IN AN ELEVATOR

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listen dudes if you ABSOLUTELY NEED to make porn of splatoon (just a lil tip: u dont, actually. u will survive jsut fine without doing so)

dont make porn of characters under 18. dont argue with me on this i dont give a fuck about age of consent in other countries its not so fuckin hard dont make porn of children i dont care if its fictional its fucked up and youre gross.

also, even if your characters are adults, dont tag it as splatoon. dont put it where anyone could search for this kids game and find your inappropriate shit. tumblr has a lot of people under 18 on here. many in the splatoon fandom. and not just ppl under 18 but theres a lot of ppl who just dont wanna see your “sinning” for various reasons, of which no one has to tell you why it makes them uncomfortable bc its their business. dont tag it as anything where people can find it.

 if you NEED to draw porn of (YOUR 18 AND OLDER) characters, heres what you do. you have your main splatoon blog w sfw art on it. and then, you make another sideblog, this one with bad stuff on it, all not tagged as splatoon. make it so ppl cant find your porn blog. on your main, sfw blog, you can tell ppl you have the other blog but they have to privately ask you off anon for it so you can make sure people are over 18 before you give them the url for them to see your blog. (yeah people can lie but more than likely they wont be lying. if you find out they are you can block them.) 

if you think its complicated and too much work?? dont make porn. its that simple. this game is for all ages, remember that. just because you happen to know a lot of adults that play this game doesnt mean there arent children. dont make porn of this where people can find it, dont make inappropriate miiverse posts, dont be an asshole.

honestly if this post gets notes i will write:

  • 50′s AU FinnPoe, ft. leather jackets, milkshakes, alleyways and greaser!poe (coffee shop too??)
  • Really shmoopy and dramatic FinnPoe ft. body heat trope, star gazing, crash landing, twitterpated!poe
  • one (1) okay 20  FinnPoe Sin ft. whatever u tag/message me with honestly

i just wanna know if people are interested. i’m really self-conscious and riddled with writer’s block so i need the motivation. (If you want me to make it jedistormpilot i am defo up for that too!!)