people just liked it better that way

Sorry but the livestream is more expensive than a subscription to Netflix.. and look how much content Netflix has.. I think they could have waited to do a livestream of the very last show.. that way people who had gone already wouldn’t be so mad about paying to go vs still being able to see it over the internet, and the price could be way cheaper because people wouldn’t be so worried about spoilers anymore.. also there shouldn’t be one time thing, they should make it available to download and the people that paid tickets to the live show could have it for free.. anyways I always feel like they really could use better decision making on their company regarding some stuffs.. there’s plenty of money coming in with book, YouTube red, live show, new merch, how much more money do you need to extort from your fans? 15 bucks just sounds greedy to me.. but anyways it could be worse..

anonymous asked:

OOOH!!! OK! Maybe some smutty headcanons for my precious puppy Nikolai Lantsov? Hope you feel better soon!

ok i don’t know about you guys, but holy FUCK just imagine Nikolai with his Russian accent just whispering dirty things into your ear AHHHHH. Any way, commence the SMUT! (pls forgive my sins I hope Leigh Bardugo never sees this)

  • I feel like Nikolai would definitely be one of those people who talk a lot during foreplay
  • like when you’re sucking him off he’ll just be thinking aloud, bouncing ideas off of you because it really helped him think
  • but mostly he did it because of the way you hummed in agreement and it made his cock feel so good
  • he’s just so cool about sex ??? he never comes across as nervous or apprehensive, he always knows what he’s doing
  • he’ll always give you a visit if he’s stressing about his royal duties
  • he’s quite perceptive, so whenever your gaze lingered on his arms or travelled below the belt he gave you a smug smirk
  • really jokey a lot of the time - kissing down your body towards your heat, then blowing a raspberry on your stomach
  • but he could be serious too, which meant intense staring into your eyes as he fucked you
  • he’d often grasp your chin or wrap his hand around your throat, commanding you to keep your eyes open
  • in theory you thought it would be awkward, but it actually turned out to be really fucking hot - watching his mouth part and eyes go heavy-lidded as he got close to his orgasm 
  • he always wears his most expensive clothes when he sees you because he gets a thrill out of watching you tear them apart
  • although he was often pursued due to his handsome looks (and obvious power), he never really cared. He did, however, get embarrassingly possessive when someone went after you
  • not in a way that annoyed you, no. but in a way that made him groan at himself and then justify it by taking you into another room and fucking the jealousy out of his system
  • riding him on his throne !!!!!
  • fussing over a hickey you accidentally created on his neck, since he has an event the next day - he doesn’t care and just smiles at his associates as they try to keep their eyes off the obvious mark
  • FLUFFY BONUS: Nikolai always looks after you after the deed is done, and so do you with him. He’ll massage your back and call for tea and you’ll kiss his scarred hands and run your fingers through his hair

randombtsprincessa  asked:

I did cry but I understood why you ended it like that. To be honest, I completely agree with Jin and what he said. Ok, maybe Jungkook was pushing her away but cheating isn't something that justifiable. Also, the fact that you made the girl cheated and not the guy was so much better because we would all forgive Jungkook. Like we forget how bad Mr. Min was just cause it's Yoongi. Thank you, it's been a great read.

Hello! i really wanted to write a story that was complex and that had characters making morally questionable choices, characters that were flawed/complex- and i wanted this to apply to both the member and the reader insert. it’s really interesting writing fics with darker themes because there are always so many contrasting reactions to characters’ decisions and actions. people feel and hurt in different ways and although some readers think what y/n did was absolutely unforgivable, some readers think that of Jungkook! i really enjoy hearing everyone’s opinions though because it’s interesting to me, and one of my favourite parts about writing in-depth angst series.

Mr Min is one of my favourite fics ever! I felt the pain of the OC in Mr Min after some of his actions and haven’t forgotten about some of the things he’s said, but at the same time I do empathize to an extent with him because he has been damaged in the past and he’s on a redemptive path of his own. i think though when a fic is written well, you forget about the member and you are just totally immersed in the events of the story (or at least this is how i am when i read fics). humans are messy and complicated and do things that hurt others, for a multitude of reasons, some of which different readers consider justifiable and some readers don’t… and i think that’s the best part about complex fics- they make different readers feel different things. @ellieljade did this so well in Mr Min (and many others fics, and this is what I tried to do in CIE too)!
Thank you for reading the CIE final ♡

anonymous asked:

Hi. I'm having trouble wrapping my head around the idea of how me being anti-zionist while being a Jew means that I'm being antisemetic. I just want you to elaborate your thoughts on this so I can understand better.

Hi there,

I think that most of the time when these situations arise, folks are typically confused with definitions.   Let me clear a few things up.

Zionism is the desire for the Jewish people to have peaceful, sovereignty and/or autonomy in their historic, ancient homeland.  If you deny this right, the same right of many other peoples around the world, you are promoting an antisemitic argument.

Please note that you can be a very proud Zionist and use that passion to argue that Israel can be better.  I personally am very loud in my opposition to the Occupation and other ills of modern Israeli society.  I am very loud in my opposition to the government of Israel’s rampant racism.  Just like there are many ways to understand various political issues in any country, there is a spectrum of what it means to be a Zionist in the 21st century.  From radical left-wing, right-wing to centrist opinions, there is a tangled political web of different ideas regarding Israeli politics just like those that exist in other countries.

I am a Zionist because I believe in the Jewish people, I believe in our rights, and I believe that we can build a better world and a better State.

I honestly do not believe that you are an “anti-Zionist” in my understanding of the word.  I believe that you are a concerned Jewish person who does not agree with the Israeli government.  Fighting for what you believe in, is one of the most Jewish things that we can do.

As Theodore Herzl said: “Imtir-tzu, Ein zo a-ga-da,”  “if you will it, there is no dream”.  We have the dream- our own sovereign state.  Now let’s encourage our siblings in Israel to make sure that our dreams are truly fulfilled: a Jewish State run on Jewish values of love, welcoming, freedom, and on learning.

I hope that you understand that your voice is important in this conversation, and in the conversation of making Israel the place that we have always dreamed of.

Have a great night,

PJ

anonymous asked:

Is it strange that I find it reassuring when someone tells me that I'm really, obviously autistic? I'm self-diagnosed, so hearing other people validate that actually makes me feel better about calling myself autistic, especially since sometimes I worry I'm not 'autistic enough'.

I feel the exact same way! And I have a friend who feels the same as well. ‘Validating’ is exactly the word, and I’ve experienced that with my other illnesses too. Having people tell you that this thing you have is REAL is honestly life-changing! 

And with autism, it’s like - the difference between there being something wrong with you and “oh, I’m just autistic, it’s okay that I’m like this”. If I’m autistic, the “something wrong” makes sense, because my brain is different, and that’s that’s the reason I’ve always felt different from everybody else. I’m not a failure or a fuckup, my brain is just wired differently, and that’s okay.

Having that reaffirmed for you by others is super validating, and that’s a great feeling. I’ll do my part and tell you that you are absolutely autistic enough.

padmapatel  asked:

If Luna made a CD for Harry when he felt alone and misunderstood in the Order of the Phoenix. I love the kind of tender friendship she offered him when no one else understood his struggle :3

OMG this is such a beautiful concept!!!  She just always has such a way of being honest and blunt with people without being rude or mean about it and she’s just so wise so I feel like she would make him a mix with songs that she thinks say what he must be feeling.  At first he would be a little thrown off because “how is this going to make me feel better, Luna?” and she just replies “because it shows you you’re not the only one who’s ever felt these things” and damn it she’s right, it helps him a lot

Visions – the Maine

In My Life – the Beatles

Even My Dad Does Sometimes – Ed Sheeran

Broken Crown – Mumford and Sons

Arsonist’s Lullabye – Hozier

Cait :)

whenever i think about how james roberts took what was initially a very fun space adventure and turned it in to the most hamfisted, badly written, insanely offensive political commentary i just go white in the eyes and can’t think clearly anymore

it’s so bad

it’s so fucking bad

you think back to all of the different stories he’s told over the years and the implications of all of them put together and you get this monstrosity that says “the oppressed should stay oppressed because they’re inherently violent criminals” and “the nazis did some bad stuff but we have to be the better people and give them the benefit of the doubt and forgive them” at the same time 

and he does all this insane bullshit with the smuggest grin on his face because he thinks he’s brilliant because everyone told him he was so smart and funny for such a long time. 

nobody noticed until it was way too late to say anything. everyone just kinda chooses to look the other way because mtmte is something they used to like. 

it’s so stupid and immensely frustrating.

anonymous asked:

whyy are they trying make the viewers feel sympathetic towards Negan? It kind of takes away from the whole “the best badass whatever” that they have been saying all season . I don’t really care for Negan but it feels like they are pushing it a little. Or maybe I’m just being over dramatic... but also I *might* be going to WSC Atlanta and it would be really cool to meet you in person because I love your blog and fanfics (I hope that doesn’t sound weird lol)

Ugh, I don’t know. Maybe because he didn’t resonate with their viewers the way they thought/hoped? Then again, Scott Gimple tries to humanize everyone, even people we know are gonna die in the next episode. 🙄 But I feel like it’d be so much better if they’d just let Negan be evil. After what he did to Glenn, I really don’t enjoy this idea that he needs to be a lovable villain. Or comparing him to Rick. If they don’t get the fuck… Anyway. Personally, I enjoy a good villain! Gus Fring is one of my favorite TV characters of all time. After the S6 finale (despite that ridiculous cliffhanger), I was excited to see what JDM did with Negan, because I thought he had a great intro. But yeah, no, it got annoying really quickly, and if they try to make me feel sorry for him with some stupid Governor-like backstory, it’s only gonna get worse. 

And I’d love to meet you! It doesn’t sound weird at all. I’ve met a bunch of people at WSC and a couple of other events. I’m always shocked when people recognize me, and I’m like, “Are you sure you mean me?” 😄 But not weird! That’d be awesome. Let me know if/when you decide! ❤️

anonymous asked:

You've got a way with writing smut. Whether it is harder or soft, your talent goes beyond words. You're amazing at staying in character and coming up with titles. You're also one of the nicest and most loyal people I've come to know in this fandom. Just don't mess with your friends and all will be good.

Originally posted by soph-ts-love-13

Oh gosh! This is so nice of you to come and say! Like really nice. I try my best! Every time I write, I try to be better than the next one. Try to think of new ways to make you all go O.O . Thank you for supporting and enjoying my work. Thank you for thinking like that of me *beams*

I wish you a wonderful day nonnie. Stay awesome, stay smiling, and spread the love!

The amount of parents I’ve met who’ve told me, as a soon-to-be father, how much kids ‘ruin your life’ makes me so fucking sad.


These are all people who had kids because it was 'the next logical step’. Like they have this mentality of 'Marriage? Check. House? Check. Well, guess we better have kids!’ And then bring small dependant humans into the world…and get upset when their lives are inconvenienced or changed as a result.


It really saddens me because there’s this damaging culture of children being part of the standard. So people who shouldn’t be parents (and I mean that in the simplest of terms - not in a judgemental way, but a 'it’s just not for you’ way) feel pressured to have children and regret it. And then the poor child grows up feeling like a burden.


It’s not fair on anyone. The parents, the children.


As a post on this site once said - children and the decision to parent should be 'hell yes or hell no’. If you think for any reason at all that you might not be big on raising kids, do not actively go out of your way to have kids. Having them won’t magically make you want them.


All the people I know who wanted - really wanted - their kids and to raise kids have said 'it’s difficult but I LOVE it. I love being a parent.’


Can we please eliminate the idea that parenting should suck? And that having children is a necessary part of adulthood?


And can we please eliminate the idea that people who don’t want children are somehow lacking? And that those who do want children are doomed to misery?


Signed, a very excited father-to-be who understands it’s not something everyone wants or should want.

I’m so tired of people saying that Michelle Obama was such a better first lady than Melania Trump like they both have very different backgrounds and thus different ways of approaching being the first lady and I’m so sick of society pitting women against each other and haha i’m just fuckin kidding but could you imagine 

We're Already Married

So, I am supposed to be working on a chapter of a story and an angsty oneshot. But this fluffy drabble had to be written. It just had to.
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               “Draco, we need to talk.” Lucius told his son firmly as he and Narcissa walked into the room.

                “Mhm. Go ahead.” Came the little three-year-old’s distracted voice.

                Lucius rolled his eyes before stepping behind his son and peering down. “What in heaven’s name is that?”

                That had Narcissa circling the table and looking at her son’s face. His tongue was peeking out of his lips, eyes were narrowed in concentration while brows were furrowed and he seemed to be drawing something on a spare piece of parchment. She blinked uncertainly at the pure disaster of scribbles that were everywhere. If it wasn’t supposed to be a ball of rubbish, she honestly had no idea what her son was attempting to draw.

                “It’s Dobby. Can’t you tell?” Draco looked up with a wobbly lip and sad eyes as he pointed across the room to the house elf. As if the thought of it not looking like Dobby was a disaster.

                Lucius looked over for the first time and noted that the elf was in an odd pose with an apple balancing on his forehead.

                At his arched brows, Dobby hurried to explain. “Master Draco asked Dobby to be his muse.”

                “Is that so?” Lucius drawled with a heavy sigh. “Draco, you can’t order Dobby to play with you.”

                “Why not?”  

                Patience was not Lucius’ strong suit. He looked to the ceiling briefly before shaking his head. “We will have this conversation at a later date. There are more important things to discuss.”

                Draco hummed a little before looking up with wide eyes. “Am I in twouble? If so, Dobby did it.”

                A soft surprised noise emitted from the elf and Narcissa couldn’t help but laugh lightly. “No, you aren’t in trouble and don’t blame Dobby for things he didn’t do.”

                “Sowwy.” Draco apologized as he looked down at his hands.

                “Sorry.” Lucius corrected. For some reason, pronouncing R’s were hard for his son.

                Draco’s brows were pinched in confusion. “That’s what I said.”

                “No, you said—” Lucius paused as he decided to let it go. “Nevermind. What I have been trying to tell you is that we have come to discuss a pureblood tradition with you.”

                That had Draco’s expression souring. “No thanks.”

                Narcissa covered her mouth as she tried muffling her laughter. Salazar, she loved her son.

                “Draco.” The hard tone of his voice had his son straightening up and giving him a serious look. Finally.

                “When you come of age, you will be drawn into a marriage contract. This is something that most purebloods do and it is a standing tradition of the Malfoy family.” Lucius shot is wife a look when she crossed her arms. He knew that she didn’t agree and wanted Draco to find his own spouse but that wasn’t the plan.

                “I’m alweady mawried.” Draco interrupted excitedly!

                Lucius blinked rapidly. “You want to run that by me again?”

                “Hawwy asked me to mawwy him today! I said I would if he let me have his pudding. He did!”

                “And who pray tell is Hawwy?” Lucius shuddered at the pronunciation.

                “Hawwy is my best fwriend. He has pwetty eyes and he said I do too! We are mawried.”

                Narcissa smirked at her husband. “You hear that? He’s already married. Looks like that marriage contract is moot.”

                “Narcissa, you can’t possibly—”

                She stood up rapidly, holding out her hand for her son to take. “I can and I will. You want to explain to your son why he can’t marry his best friend? Because if so, you can deal with the aftermath.”

                Draco looked between them rapidly. “But…” His eyes filled with tears. “We alweady mawried.” The sniffle he released had Lucius closing his eyes. “Tomorrow’s the anni- anniver-” He scrunched up his nose as he looked to Narcissa for help.

                “Anniversary?” She offered picking him up and holding him close.

                Draco nodded rapidly as he wiped his eyes. “Yes. I want to give him a gift.”

                Narcissa smiled softly. “How about we go see if we can have one of the house elves cook him something. What kind of desserts does he like?”

                “Tweacle tawrt.”

                Lucius watched his wife and son walk out of the room with a shake of his head. He looked over and noticed that Dobby was still in the same awful pose. “Cease that at once.”

                When the elf let out a noise of relief, Lucius rolled his eyes. “What are the chances that I’ll get my way in the end?”

                He knew that Dobby couldn’t lie to him, so he was interested in hearing the response.

                The *pop* of the elf’s departure was heard and it had Lucius putting his face in his hands. “That’s what I was afraid of.”


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i can’t fathom the courage it takes to share the type of story that dan just shared and to make yourself vulnerable in the way he did, in front of so, so many people. his words meant so much to me and i’m sure to countless others–they truly could not have come at a better time–and i’ve never felt prouder to care for him and to look up to him. depression fucking sucks, and i could never have prepared myself for what it feels like to see and hear so many of my own experiences reflected in dan’s. i love him dearly and am so grateful that this video exists. 

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“[The early criticism] made me question myself—I didn’t know if it was always going to be that way…I was like, ‘Let me put out three more records and see if I can just stand in the eye of the storm. Not shift too much. Let me just take some of the [production] off so you can hear things a little bit better,’ I thought people were maybe getting distracted…I was just so committed to making music because I believe in what I do. All I had to do was not quit.”

The Signs as People I’ve Known

Aries: She was the epitome of a free spirit. Her blunt and aggressive personality wore on me at times, but she was a genuine person who struggled in her mind more than she let show. She could kick anyone’s ass, and she knew it.

Taurus: The first guy I hooked up with in college that was actually good. Short with broad shoulders, he was intimidating in public, but a vulnerable romantic in private. He was hard to connect with, but he continued to pop up here and there. I think he’s a newscaster now.

Gemini: My favorite teacher of all time. Junior English and Journalism, which I had back to back. She taught me the importance of writing through the blocks. We’re now good friends years later. She told me I changed her life as a student. She inspires me to this day.

Cancer: She’s obsessed with history, the moon, and nature. I met her on the first day of high school and we’ve been friends ever since. A Leslie Knope type. I consider her my family. A giant nerd with a lot of love to give. Crazy hair and wears her heart on her sleeve. She likes to dance on the roof with her cat.

Leo: He married one of my best friends, a redneck with a giant heart. He’s a ‘straight’ white male redneck from Virginia who loves drag race, admits everyone’s a little gay, and would literally do anything for his wife. He can fix anything, or will drive everyone crazy trying. One of the shyest guys I know at first.

Virgo: My momma. I’m biased, but everyone agree she’s probably the most selfless hard working person I know. Shes prone to disappear without warning, but she deserves it after spending every day helping people. She’d be happy living in a shack in the mountains as long as she could see her loved ones.

Libra: My first best friend, we spent every weekend together playing pretend and video games. He encouraged me to be myself and to do what I love. He was always taller than me, and had a new girlfriend every few months.

Scorpio: I met her my first night working at forever21. She was genuinely the most beautiful woman I’d ever met, and still is. Me and her would be stationed by the front doors to intimidate shoplifters with our Scorpio glare. She went on to be a fitness guru in California living the most aesthetic ass life ever.

Sagittarius: This is the bitch you want on your side in an argument. If Daria was done by Disney, she’d be it. Art ho and owns it. She’s an underrated fashion icon and scrapbooking addict. A walking contradiction, and I can relate to that. Just wants to hold tiny animals and talk shit about your enemies while watching YouTube poop.

Capricorn: One of my dearest friends who moved away. Prone to bad choices, she was born a rebel. She can pull of any look, and probably has. Most woke friend in the group. Covered in freckles. She has pet rabbits she treats better than herself and most people. Extremely difficult to read sometimes.

Aquarius: We go way back, and he is the wildest craziest fucker I’ve ever known. From sexual escapades, possibly not legal ventures, and his encyclopedia-like knowledge of film and music, he’s an enigma unlike any other being on earth. Tall and lanky with a perpetual baby face. Don’t pick up his phone call if you don’t have at least half an hour to lose.

Pisces: The best sex I’ve ever had, and one of the dreamiest souls ever. He keeps a lot to himself, but randomly his emotions and thoughts would pour out at 3am. He has a beautiful voice, and is really well liked. Works well with kids too! The ideal boyfriend on paper, but we both agreed that’s not in our cards. I was lying, but I don’t think he was. Hates social media, but loves social gatherings.

Rivals

Author: kpopfanfictrash

Pairing: You / Taehyung

Rating: 18+ (explicit sex, biting / growling / thigh riding / overstimulation - ENJOY)

Word Count: 3,557

Summary: Taehyung is your biggest competition in the workplace. Everything he does just makes you want to scream. HAPPY BIRTHDAY @rudeboywonho , as part of your week of pain fun. 

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sure, it’s seen better days but that doesn’t mean it won’t have better days again. and just because life isn’t want you want it to be right now it doesn’t mean you should tear it down. i started thinking about all the things i wanna do and have, that i’m not doing or having. and now everyone in this neighbourhood seems to have given up imagining what a better life might look like. but if we can admit to ourselves what we want is out there somewhere, well… maybe we can fight for it. and if we can do that, we’re half way to getting it. that’s the thing about people in this town. things can seem hopeless when suddenly someone gives the rest of us inspiration. because the first step to a new beginning is imagining that one is even possible. 

Yuuri’s English

So in my mind, Yuuri speaks ridiculously good English. And although his accent would probably never fade entirely, it’s likely very faint and neutral. This comes about from Yuuri just being, well, Yuuri. Yuuri hates standing out too much, right, so I firmly believe that he would practice his pronunciation as much as possible, until people could almost mistake him from actually originating from Detroit. 

That boy has probably swallowed a grammar text book too, embarrassed when people giggled his first week when he made a little mistake here and there. Of course over speaking it solidly for four years, in a less natural way, he knows his grammar rules better than some native speakers. International reporters love him because of this (none of the language barrier awkwardness). 

He’s also 100% better at the language than Viktor is. Although we know he’s fluent, there’s clearly going to be a difference between somebody who has lived in an English speaking country for years, and someone who isn’t using it constantly. I can totally see Viktor forgetting really weird words every now and then like ‘elephant’ or something, and trying to describe it with odd terms such as ‘giant horse with long nose’ until Yuuri supplies what he was trying to say.

Although this doesn’t say that much, I will note that Yuuri is dubbed with an American accent whereas pretty much everyone else who doesn’t live abroad carries their native ones, so it kind of confirms my thinking a little? 

So when isn’t Yuuri so great? 

  • When he’s sleepy 

If Viktor ever tries to ask him something when he’s on the verge of sleep/just waking up, Yuuri will respond with either a mumble, or very fast Japanese because he hasn’t registered where exactly he is. Viktor finds this adorable and just tucks him back in.  

  • When he’s nervous 

AKA why not so many people internationally know that Yuuri is so great with the language. When his anxiety peaks before competitions, Yuuri kind of forgets all the pronunciation notes he’s forced himself to remember and such, and on occasion gets mixed up. Sometimes he has to talk very slowly to remember the next words so everyone kind of assumes he’s very serious. 

  • Essentially when he’s emotionally overwhelmed 

I believe this to essentially be canon. Remember this in episode five?

A lot of the time I noticed that Yuuri pronounces Viktor’s name with a hard ‘r’, but in this scene he says it with more of a ‘ru’ sound which is closer to how you’d write it in Japanese (at least, I’m mostly sure about that. I’m not Japanese.). And whilst I’m pretty sure he also says it like this a few other times, I find happy Yuuri not controlling his pronunciation very sweet. 

Also sad and angry Yuuri. Angry Yuuri can hardly even be understood when he’s ranting (he’s also too angry to care about this anyway).

  • When he’s drunk 

This is actually canon! Reports from the museum all say that Yuuri gets very Kyushu accent when he’s intoxicate. Also, may I remind you of “BE MY COACH, VIKTORRRRRRRRRRRR!” 

  • during sex   

On a totally relevant side note, we know that Yuuri can dance hip hop well, so humour me in my headcanon that this boy can rap. Maybe not freestyle, but he can certainly recite some popular verses. It’s probably Phichit’s fault. 

who in their right FUCKING MIND thought it was a good idea to design and create KYLO MOTHERFUCKING REN? a tragic backstory, wears ALL BLACK ALL THE TIME, cries when confronted with murder, and fuckin’ relentlessly makes snarky comments in inappropriate situations? this punk bitch is not even CLOSE to being a punk bitch, either, with his stupid ass cool ass fucking lightsaber that crackles as a physical representation of his instability and his goddamn helmet that he doesn’t even NEED to wear and only takes it off when confronted about it (that motherfucker probably doesn’t even like it, just wants to be cool). he fuckin’ gets shot by chewie’s ‘this shit took down a fucking vehicle with explosions and shit’ crossbow and STANDS THE FUCK BACK UP LIKE SOMEONE MERELY BRUSHED PAST HIM IN THE HALLWAY. WHAT THE FUCK? WHO IS HE? SOME FUCKING GOD? NO, BUT HE’S A GODDAMN FORCE SENSITIVE AND FUCKIN HELD A BLASTER SHOT IN PLACE FOR ONE MINUTE AND 29 SECONDS, ALL WHILE DEALING WITH POE DAMERON, FORMER CHILDHOOD FRIEND. EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER, RIGHT? WRONG. MY GUY KYLO BARELY GIVES HIM TIME TO SPEAK. LATER CHEWIE SHOOTS HIM IN THE GUT AND THEN THIS SHITTY FUCKING BYRONIC HERO PROCEEDS TO CHASE A SCAVENGER AND A DEFECTED STORMTROOPER INTO THE GODDAMN WOODS AND FIGHTS THEM FOR LONGER THAN A NORMAL PERSON WOULD HAVE LIVED AFTER AN EXPLOSIVE HIT THEM IN THE LIVER. BUT OKAY DUDE, WHATEVER REN. DO YOUR THING. FUCKIN RISK DEATH FOR A MAP YOU COULD’VE GOTTEN WHILE REY WAS ASLEEP. BUT WHATEVER. YOU JUST HAVE TO BE A GENTLEMAN AND ALL, LETTING HER WAKE UP OF HER OWN ACCORD, TAKING YOUR FUCKING MASK OFF FOR HER, SPEAKING BARELY ABOVE A WHISPER, TELLING HER THAT ‘IT HURTS YOU TO HAVE TO DO IT THIS WAY’ AND THAT YOU’LL ‘GO AS GENTLY AS POSSIBLE.’ EVEN THOUGH YOU KNOW, YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE A DARK SIDER AND ALL. WHY NOT JUST TERRORIZE HER AND NEARLY KILL HER LIKE YOU DID TO POE? KNOW WHY? BECAUSE SHE MAKES HIS INSIDES MELT, THAT’S WHY. AND JUST BECAUSE THIS HOOLIGAN HAS COMPASSION FOR THE GIRL DOESN’T MEAN HE IS ANY LESS OF A BADASS. IT MAKES HIM EVEN BETTER, KNOWING THAT HE’S CAPABLE OF FIGHTING WITH HIS SPUTTERING, DANGEROUS AF FIRE-SWORD AGAINST TWO PEOPLE INEXPERIENCED IN ANY SORT OF ‘CLASSICAL BATTLE TACTIC’ AND STILL ABLE TO, Y’KNOW, FEEL THINGS AND SHOW THAT HE’S A PERSON. HE’S SO EXTRA AND THROWS HIMSELF INTO UNNECESSARY DANGER FOR THE HELL OF IT, ALL THE WHILE LOOKING FLY AS FUCK WITH HIS FLOOFY-ASS FUCKING HAIR AND HIS BLACK ROBES, LOOKING LIKE SOME DARK PRINCE. (on a more serious note, poor kylo fucking hates himself and his life so much that i’m pretty sure he wouldn’t care if he died, thus why he doesn’t care when he’s in such situations. he’s miserable. he ‘wants to be free of this pain’ and all.) BUT HE’S HARDCORE, DUDE. AND HE’S FULL OF SO MUCH SNARK AND SALT ALL THE TIME, DISHING OUT INSULT AFTER SARCASTIC INSULT TO HUX AND FINN AND POE AND IT’S ABSOLUTELY SOMETHING A SOLO/SKYWALKER WOULD DO. 

I FUCKING LOVE KYLO REN.

so who thought it was cool to create him, a fuckin’ lightsaber-wielding, sharp-tongued, unpredictable, angst-filled Mr. Darcy and put him in the midst of ‘pride and prejudice: in space’? i want to know so i can punch you in the throat and kiss you on the mouth.

the 3 types of sha///ladins

- ‘everyone’s a teenager’

- ‘everyone’s an adult’

- ‘who cares about age what a fake concept lmao’