people can eat people

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okay so this got out of hand but anyway

I’m like 100% positive that when Jack visited Georgia for the 4th of July both Mama Bittle and MooMaw fell in love with him, and not because of the charming accent or his slammin’ hockey bod but because of his ability to just inhale food.

Like after Jack finishes his first generous helpings of potato salad, macaroni salad, baked beans, and burger complete with all of the fixings, Mama Bittle and MooMaw plop themselves across from Jack in the shade. They both fuss over him, telling him that there’s plenty of food for seconds and thirds and to help himself.

So Jack stands up with his festive red, white, and blue paper plate and disappears for a few minutes before returning with an extra plate in his hand. Both women look over his plates with a wide smile; one plate was piled high with all of the different sides, and the other plate was holding three burgers and two hot dogs.

The two women chatted eagerly as they fanned themselves and sipped at their sweet tea, watching Jack with lovestruck eyes as he tucked into his plate quietly.

When dessert time comes around everyone serves themselves but Mama Bittle fixed up a plate especially for Jack with extra helpings of everything, which he absolutely demolishes in minutes.

After Bitty finished helping clean up dinner stuff he found Jack rocking on the front porch swing, his head tilted backwards, and his eyes closed.

“Mama get to you?” He asked with a small smile, sitting down next to him.

All he got in response was a soft, “Mhm”.

honestly there needs to be more awareness and support for disordered eating that’s not just about body image

shout out to people with spoilage or contamination phobias. to people with very specific food rituals that can’t be disturbed. to people with sensory processing issues that can’t deal with certain textures or flavors. to people that can’t eat food they didn’t see prepared. to people whose foods can’t touch one another because it makes all the alarms in their brain go off. to people whose severe anxiety is reduced to them being “picky eaters”.

your problems are valid; sometime’s it’s not as easy as “just try it”; it’s not rude to refuse food you don’t think you can eat; your diet is no one’s business but yours and your doctors’

fucking done with these ugly EXO-Ls 

you can say what you want about ARMYs but we’ve NEVER tried to come after another group like this. yeah some of us are annoying and comment everywhere but so fucking what?? we love our group and we want to hype them up because they deserve it. we’re proud of them and we have damn good reasons to be.

can EXO say the same of you? when are your crusty asses going to be worthy of your idols smdh. i honestly feel sorry for EXO, they deserve to have better fans. ya’ll really doing in just this year alone:

  • black ocean (and then give some bullshit excuses for it) 
  • #breakwings project 
  • plagiarism rumors (disproved)
  • misogyny rumors (taken out of context)
  • coming after bang pd himself, literally fuck off
  • and now demanding melon to take away their award

imagine being this fucking threatened by another group lmao. the fact that you’re so pressed means BTS doesn’t need a pity award. and ya’ll be saying ARMYs are embarrassing, but you can save that embarrassment for your own damn selves. who do you think is more embarrassed- BTS about their fans commenting on banana bread youtube videos, or EXO about saesangs crashing Baekhyun’s brother’s wedding? Or the time they put cameras in teddy bears and gave them to EXO members? Or rented a van like SM’s and tried to lure members into it? Broke into their hotel to film Tao showering? I could go on and on. 

i thought ya’ll were done being this fucking stupid but now you’ve moved on from hurting your own idols to hurting other idols. miss me with your crazy fucking asses. 

Bakugou Raised the Stakes

This is actually a sequel to @dumdumdrawstumtumsprevious thirst provoking picture of Bakugou (WHICH FREAKING WORKED YOU MONSTER) that @dumdumdrawstumtums gave me as a Christmas gift because they like to give the best gifts but also torture me at the same time. SO now to properly celebrate this awesome gift (also to potentially inspire…an additional upping the ante) 


“Woah dude, you really ate all our lunches!” Kirishima said staring at Bakugou’s exposed belly after the hot headed teen had successfully devoured all their meals, seemingly without issue. Without permission, Kirishima reached out and poked the belly to feel how hard it was. “I can’t believe it! You’re the man Bakugou!” 

Bakugou smirked with his hand still raising his shirt over his distended belly to allow everyone in class to see just how strong his stomach and by extension he, himself was. Izuku was in the corner staring intently with a slight worried look on his face. What Bakugou didn’t know is that Izuku himself had eaten himself to a fairly similar state on a few occasions due to his now constant bulking diet that All Might had him on, however, Izuku had to admit that there was something about Bakugou’s distended belly that was so…attractive. Thus Izuku couldn’t take his eyes off of Bakugou’s belly and was inwardly jealous that Kirishima was so able to touch the distended organ. 

Then a wet and echoing eruption rang out in the class. “BEEELLCH!! I told you I could eat all your lunches! Anyone want to up the stakes?” Bakugou let out defiantly, looking around to see if anyone dared. This time it was Minoru Mineta, the shortest and perviest boy in class that came up to see Bakugou’s belly. “Bakugou, you sure you can up the stakes? I mean look at your gut!” He took the occasion to slap Bakugou’s bloated belly hard several times while he tried to look cool in front of the rest of the class. “You ate all the food in class and it already looks like you could of had me in there! What would you do, bet that I’m the next stake? Or is that steak?” Mineta said, still slapping the stuffed belly as Bakugou face went from shock of Mineta’s forward actions of slapping his gut to thoughtful to finally an evil grin.

“Oh? You think I can’t fit more into this beast?” Bakugou said with a hearty belch forced out by all of Mineta’s slapping. He leaned close to Mineta and burped loudly into his face. “I think I’m willing to take that bet.” Without saying another word, Bakugou grabbed Mineta by the collar and kicked the door open with a grunt to take Mineta away from prying eyes. He glanced up and down the halls looking for a spot. “Yeah this will do,” he said as he spied what he was looking for. Bakugou smirked again and then opened the door to a janitor’s closet. Thanks to everything in UA being oversized, it also had plenty of room. He yelled down the hall, “Be right back losers!” 


Several minutes passed by and then the door to class 1-A burst open as Bakugou kicked open the door. Everyone stared as Katsuki Bakugou came back into the classroom, easily double the size he had been before he had left. His white shirt and jacket were completely open along with his pants that showed his bright red boxers underneath. He huffed loudly, rubbing his belly to try to soothe it. “*Huff* How’s that for raising the *pant* damn stakes..?,” He asked as he hiccuped loudly, and with enough force you could see his belly bounce. “*Hic* Oof- Settle the fuck down in there. I feel like I’m about to explode…”  he said stroking his belly. It moved slightly on its own as he waddled back to his desk. 

He sat back, letting his bulbous belly rise before him, the bottom of his bloated swell hitting the front part of his grown belly. Everyone was in shock and stood around him with mouths agape. Kirishima came over a little nervous. Bakugou winced. “What the fuck do you want…” he said weakly. “Holy crap! That’s the manliest gut I’ve ever seen! What did you end up eating?” Bakugou though still pained from his overfull stomach had his shit-eating grin come back “Mineta,” he said flatly.  

Kirishima laughed. “That’s a good joke! But really what did you eat? Where is Mineta anyway?” Bakugou scowled. “I told you.” Izuku got up from his desk in a rush and quickly came over and finally placed his hand on Bakugou’s bloated belly. It squirmed under his rubbing hand. “You…really did didn’t you…” 

“Damn right I did, tasty little squirt too! URP!!! Now any of you want to start rubbing this or should I see if I can raise again?” He said burping loudly and pointing at his overfilled gut. 

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Behind the Scenes of The Poison Sky / The Sontaran Stratagem (Part Three)

Excerpts from the DVD Commentary with David Tennant, Russell T. Davies, and producer Susie Liggat:

DT: It’s funny how the weirdest things can be very difficult.  That bit where I chuck that gun away, which has to look terribly carefree, careless, and yet throwing a gun away is so difficult because it’s an expensive prop

RTD: Yeah, yeah

DT: …that you can’t afford to break or scratch.  So to toss it away with such elan, you have to have fourteen people holding up duvets and cushions, desperately trying to catch this gun before it scratches itself or something else.

SL: I think Phil is an ex-rugby player or something because he’s got pretty safe hands, hasn’t he?

DT: Phil Shellard the grand-master of props

SL: He’s a legend

DT: I broke that [the device the Doctor makes in Rattigan’s lab].  There’s a Phil Shellard story!  The first time I did that, hitting that thing with a hammer, the prop broke in two.

RTD: [ laughs loudly ]

DT: And Phil Shellard mended it in about 30 seconds to go for another take.

SL: He was amazing.

DT: And you can’t tell.  Maybe if you freeze-frame you can just see a hairline crack, but I bet you can’t.  Oh you can!  Just at the bottom, see?

RTD: Oh yeah, look there!

DT: Below the red switch.

RTD: You vandal.

DT: Sorry 

A big “thank you!!” to everyone who shares set photos

Additional parts of this photoset: [ one ] [ two
The rest of the behind-the-scenes photosets are available [ here ]

I always see people talking about how eating too little or forgetting to eat is a symptom of mental illness and therefore shouldn’t be judged, but I never see anyone say anything about how mental illnesses can drive people to overeat.

People with binge eating disorder exist.

People with ADHD who eat when they’re bored, and need something to do exist.

People with depression who comfort eat exist.

People with PTSD who overeat as a way to make themselves look unappealing, or as a way of comfort exist

People who overeat as a form of self harm exist.

We exist.

Because overeating and being fat is so harshly hated upon, no one wants to believe that fat people are struggling with mental illness; they just want to believe that fat people are lazy and refuse to change because they don’t want to.

We don’t owe you anything.

This or That: MCR/FOB
  • I didn't have too many ideas for questions but I think these might also be fun to make edits for
  • 1: FOB or MCR
  • 2: Soul Punk or Hesitant Alien
  • 3: Patrick Stump or Gerard Way
  • 4: Joe Trohman or Ray Toro
  • 5: Mikey Way or Pete Wentz
  • 6: Frank Iero or Andy Hurley
  • 7: TTTYG or Bullets
  • 8: AB/AP or Danger Days
  • 9: Welcome To The Black Parade or Sugar We're Going Down
  • 10: Revenge or From Under The Cork Tree
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Well, that’s going to be a fun Christmas dinner…

(with thanks to Terrence T. McDonald - terrencemcd - over on Twitter for this one!)

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So I chose a random day to track what I was eating, I wasn’t trying to be super healthy, I didn’t have a lot of time (didn’t eat lunch) and still, with no effort at all I got almost every nutrient that I need, in ONE day. So not even considering that that’s not even necessary since our bodies store most nutrients. And, most importantly, I got more than enough of every amino acid. 

“The most important thing to be aware of regarding protein in vegan diets is that you need to get enough of the amino acid lysine.”

My lysine intake was at 123%..! The only nutrients that I need to eat more of are Vitamin E (mostly found in different fats), and Calcium, which I normally get more of when I drink fortified Rice Milk. B12 is not on the list, but I take Methylcobalamin for that.

So this is what I ate: 

  • Oatmeal with flaxseeds, a pear and agave syrup. 

  • A pretzel, and dates with sugar beet syrup. 

  • Baked potatoes, spinach with coconut milk and mushrooms fried with coconut oil.

To be fair, this might be very healthy compared to other people’s eating habits but that’s just what I like to eat. It’s also pretty cheap (I always buy frozen or canned vegetables, I can’t really afford fresh stuff). So if anyone isn’t convinced that veganism
 can be healthy, cheap and easy, here’s some more proof.

instagram

Vegans are annoying when they act super pretitious and guilt trip people with animal abuse stories because they completely ignore the fact that not everyone can go vegan

Like my dude, people have health issues, whether mental or physical, that makes them unable to live on just plants

There are the cases of poverty, a lack of a living pay wage, and food prices that prevents people from going vegan.

If you’re living in poverty making $7.25 an hour, you’re not going to be thinking about the studies about animal abuse in slaughterhouses but rather which food is cheapest and will fill you up for a week if not longer.

Stop acting like people have access to cheap fruits, vegetables, and plant based products.

Instead of trying to guilt trip people into becoming vegan, how about you shut the fuck up and educate yourself on why some people can’t

Shit APH Australia Does #41

Eat vegemite out of the jar to intimidate people

DnP: *upload monetised videos*
Phandom: milking who I don’t know her
DnP: *write two books, make two movies and a game, and go on tour*
Phandom: what are you talking about they love us to the ends of the earth
DnP: *upload their liveshows to their side channels so that we’re basically getting weekly uploads*
Phandom: OMFG THEY JUST WANT US FOR MONEY AND VIEWS I’M UNSTANNING!!!1!1!11

What your favorite AJJ album says about you

The Bible 2: You’re into vore

Christmas Island: You know someone who was stabbed outside a Waffle House

Knife Man: You either have a great sense of humor or a terrible one

Can’t Maintain: Hey, buddy, are you doing okay? We can talk, if you want

People Who Can Eat People Are The Luckiest People In The World: You have strong opinions on the circumstances of Woodie Guthrie’s death

Candy Cigarettes & Cap Guns: You’ve taught yourself to play the harmonica