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If anyone is interested and confused by the French presidential elections, which is a total disaster, I found this cool thread on Twitter
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Close as Strangers: Chapter 12

Close as Strangers: Chapter 12

Word count: 5.7k

Genre: High School au, angst, smut  

Parts: one | two | three | four | five | six | seven | eight | nine | ten | eleven


“Hey, love.” Jungkook said as he stood.

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Okay so I keep reading posts where the kids go out to buy Eri new clothes, which is great, but consider this:

Momo can make all sorts of stuff right? Including clothes. So what if she makes Eri some clothes?

Specifically: Momo makes Eri a copy of everyone’s costume because she saw the class training in them and thought they looked really cool. With that being said, may I present for your consideration:

Eri sticking her tongue out and playing leap frog in Tsuyu’s costume. (Tsuyu hugs her on sight and spends like an hour playing leap frog with her. Eri going “kero kero” is the highlight of her day.)

Running around in Bakugou’s costume going “Boom!” at random things and people. (He tries very very hard not to smile when he sees her doing this, and fails miserably. Then Eri yells out one of his “Bakugou-isms” and he runs over to get her to stop before someones hears her and he’ll get a lecture on controlling his mouth around her. Again.)

Sneaking around in Denki’s costume and zapping people with static while giggling. (Denki thinks this is the best thing ever, “Why didn’t I think of that?” He gets his answer when he tries it on Bakugou. He decides to leave the static zapping to the pros, like Eri.)

And a bunch of other cute stuff I can’t think about right now but imagine, Eri in every student’s costume.  

anonymous asked:

Thanks for doing the fundraising drive, Sam, I hope it goes well! I was donation "random word: outstanding." I headcanon Steve as panromantic asexual and, if you're into it, I'd love to see a few words about that because no one writes ace fic. Otherwise anything upbeat, really. Thanks again!

Oooh, a challenge! Hope this is okay, I know asexual covers a lot of different attitudes towards sex. And that you’re ok with Steve/Tony.    

“So…no sex at all?”

Steve grinned at Clint, who was looking perplexed. “No, Clint. No sex at all.”

“You don’t even want to?”

“Not especially. I’m always surprised other folks do. I used to think it was a joke,” Steve said. 

“But you date people,” Clint said. “You’re dating Tony Stark.”

“Indeed I am.”

“And you dated Sharon Carter for like two minutes, right?” Clint’s eyes widened. “Was it because of the – “

“No,” Steve said. 

“Really? She was cool with it?”

“Shockingly,” Steve said deadpan. Clint took the hint.

“Sorry, that was rude.”

“It’s fine. Sharon and I broke up for other reasons.” 

Silence fell. Steve glanced at Clint over his breakfast cereal.

“You can ask,” he said, and he almost wasn’t done speaking before Clint blurted, 

“Is TONY okay with it?” 

“Tony is fine with it. What you fail to realize, Binocular Brain,” Tony said, walking into the kitchen with an empty mug, “is that I am forty-five, not twenty-five, so if he did want sex I’d barely be able to keep up anyway. Besides, I have two perfectly good hands.”  

“They’re very nice,” Steve added.

“Thank you, I think so.” Tony poured out a cup of coffee, added just enough milk to cool it to drinkable temperature, and slurped down half of it. “Clint, what relationship advice would you give someone who is having a compatibility issue with their partner?”

Clint considered his, stirring his cereal. “I dunno. Find ways to make it work, I suppose,” he said.  

“And is that likely to easier or more difficult when it’s an emotional issue rather than a physical one?” Tony continued, leaning against Steve’s shoulder. 

“Fine, you got me, physical workarounds are probably easier,” Clint grumbled, but he sounded good-natured about it. 

“Run along, Mom and Dad have stuff to talk about,” Tony said. “Go google asexual, then go google panromantic. For good measure, google bisexual Tony Stark.” 

“Keep safesearch on when you do!” Steve called after him, as Clint cleared out. “What do we have to talk about?”

“Mostly what you want to do today. I think we should go to the Met, look at some art, and then not have sex,” Tony said brightly. Steve leaned over and kissed him on the forehead.

“Sounds good to me,” he agreed. 

  • ❝  That barely covered vagina of yours deserves better than that. ❞
  • ❝  I appreciate your anger. ❞
  • ❝  Your chief complaint is not that I screwed someone; it is who I screwed. That’s what it’s about, right? ❞
  • ❝  Your issue with us is purely driven by a societal insecurity, not to mention a culturally infused female competition. My heart goes out to you ladies. ❞
  • ❝  My therapist suggested I attend a twelve step program, for recovery from a love addiction and romantic obsession… ❞
  • ❝  I cheated on you. ❞
  • ❝  You’re not an addict. You’re just a whore. ❞
  • ❝  I did let someone put a protein bar up my ass once. ❞
  • ❝  I will straight up murder you if you do not sign this immediately. ❞
  • ❝  I love kids. Kids love me. I basically am a kid. ❞
  • ❝  But I would still choose you. Possibly because you’re uninterested. Most likely because you’re stunning and successful. ❞
  • ❝  Sexual anorexia. It’s like depriving yourself of sex because of low self-esteem, or abuse or other gnarly shit. ❞
  • ❝  I’m telling you, someone’s gonna murder us if you keep screaming. ❞
  • ❝  Was this supposed to be a date? Oh shit, it was… Oh hell. I’m an idiot. I’m sorry, I’m a dick. ❞
  • ❝  You’re a catch! It’s true. You know, I’m serious. You’ve got a strong vocabulary. You look dynamite in a tank top. ❞
  • ❝  You know, little girls are told someday they’ll find The One. What they don’t tell you guys is that The One might be a complete fucking dickhead with a boring heroin penis that turns you all into a sex addict. ❞
  • ❝  Some have suggested that I have a little bit of a problem staying faithful… for long periods of time… or possibly at all. ❞
  • ❝  Look, once I come to the realization that I’m with- the wrong girl, I don’t know how to end it. ❞
  • ❝  So you sabotage it by sleeping with other people. ❞
  • ❝  Then comes the big old rigmarole of like ‘you’re afraid to commit’ and it’s like 'no, I just don’t want to commit to you.’ But I can’t say that, because that’s like mean on top of mean… So instead I’d rather just say something like: 'I fucked your sister.' ❞
  • ❝  Whoa, since when are you a porn star with killer grammar? ❞
  • ❝  Look, she’s my best friend and I would say by circumstance and certainly duration, you would be my next best friend. ❞
  • ❝  It is a cascading shit storm that is your creation. ❞
  • ❝  A tremendous amount of Malcolm Gladwellian logic jumps. ❞ 
  • ❝  We’ll you’ve spent ten thousand hours fucking my life up. ❞
  • ❝  Dude get the fuck out of here, I got it. ❞
  • ❝  I appreciate your concern, Superman! Fly away. ❞
  • ❝  Baby. Just breathe will you. Okay? Will you? Here, come on, sit down. You’re gonna be okay. It’s alright, you just got to breathe. Please. Okay? Yeah. There you go. ___ , this is just fear. ❞
  • ❝  You take this risk when you start sleeping with people. You know, you risk losing them. So for me, I’ve never slept with someone I wasn’t willing to lose. Except one time. ❞
  • ❝  And it kills me that you’re probably gonna go to ___. And it kills me that I can’t ask you to stay, because I have no right to, you know. ❞
  • ❝  Welcome to the hell scape that is my son’s birthday party. ❞
  • ❝  Dude… are you really using your kid to hit on my friend? ❞
  • ❝  First part false. Second part true. ❞
  • ❝  Do not gaslight me with SAT words and sliding scale morality. ❞
  • ❝  You want to tell me about it? ❞
  • ❝  You never told him to make a choice, you know. ❞
  • ❝  Are we in love with each other? ❞
  • ❝  I love you for free. ❞
  • ❝  Unfortunately I don’t sleep with men in relationships anymore. ❞
  • ❝  I stopped cheating anyway. ❞
  • ❝  We’re getting a chance to start over. ❞
  • ❝  Goodbye forever. ❞
  • ❝  Hey, did you know they don’t have a separate jail for cool people who fucked up? There’s just one big old jail for everyone. ❞
  • ❝  I sort of beat he shit out of him. Fucked up his life a little bit. ❞
  • ❝  I just really miss you. ❞
  • ❝  Yeah, I think about you like, all the time. Even the word “think” is wrong, because I don’t actively do anything. You’re just here. ❞
  • ❝  I’d rather fail with you, than win with anyone else. ❞
  • ❝  I love hearing you say my name. ❞
  • ❝  Okay honey, you’re on speaker phone in a police station. Be very careful what you say. ❞

Chell: Oh come on, why don’t you try to be good at something for once?

Wheatley: Hmmm…nah. You see, when you try but fail, people think you’re a twit. But if you skip the trying and decide to fail right away, then everyone thinks you got the talent but you’re to cool to waste it on them. It’s like chickens, no one knows if they can really fly or not. That’s what makes them cool!

Chell: So that’s your life plan, huh? Be a massive chicken?

Wheatley: Yes! And cackle at the eagles when they crash and burn!!!!!

The new season of ‘Shameless’ is upon us. You have played this character for 7 years. What is one thing that playing this character has added to your life?

I find Ian to be a tremendously empathetic character. He cares about his family, he cares about people. He cares about succeeding, and wanting to become something, to break out of where he came from. He is a person who really does care about stuff. That is what I find really interesting about him, he is vulnerable. He is not traditionally cool, he fails a lot. He doesn’t always succeed.

100 reasons NOT to kill yourself

1. we would miss you.
2. it’s not worth the regret. either by yourself if you failed or just simply left scars, or the regret everyone else feels by not doing enough to help you.
3. it does get better. believe it or not it will eventually get better. sometimes you have to go through the storm to get to the rainbow.
4. there’s so much you would miss out on doing.
5. there is always a reason to live. it might not be clear right now, but it is always there.
6. so many people care, and it would hurt them if you hurt yourself.
7. you ARE worth it. don’t let anyone, especially yourself, tell you otherwise.
8. you are amazing.
9. a time will come, once you’ve battled the toughest times of your life and are in ease once again, where you will be so glad that you decided to keep on living. you will emerge stronger from this all, and won’t regret your choice to carry on with life. because things always get better.
10. what about all the things you’ve always wanted to do? what about the things you’ve planned, but never got around to doing? you can’t do them when you’re dead.
11. i love you. even if only one person loves you, that’s still a reason to stay alive.
12. you won’t be able to listen to music if you die.
13. killing yourself is never worth it. you’ll hurt both yourself and all the people you care about.
14. there are so many people that would miss you, including me.
15. you’re preventing a future generation, YOUR KIDS, from even being born.
16. how do you think your family would feel? would it improve their lives if you died?
17. you’re gorgeous, amazing, and to someone you are perfect.
18. think about your favourite music artist, you’ll never hear their voice again.
19. you’ll never have the feeling of walking into a warm building on a cold day
20. listening to incredibly loud music.
21. being alive is just really good.
22. not being alive is really bad.
23. finding your soulmate.
24. red pandas
25. going to diners at three in the morning.
26. really soft pillows.
27. eating pizza in neww york city.
28. proving people wrong with your success.
29. watching the jerks that doubted you fail at life.
30. seeing someone trip over a garbage can.
31. being able to help other people.
32. bonfires.
33. sitting on rooftops.
34. sweing every single country in the world.
35. going on roadtrips.
36. you might win the lottery someday.
37. listening to music on a record player.
38. going to the top of the eiffel tower.
39. taking really cool pictures.
40. literally meeting thousands of new people.
41. hearing crazy stories.
42. telling crazy stories.
43. eating ice cream on a hot day.
44. more harry potter books could come out, you never know.
45. travelling to another planet someday.
46. having an underwater house.
47. randomly running into your hero on the street.
48. having your own room at a fancy hotel.
49. trampolines.
50. think about your favourite movie, you’ll never watch it again.
51. think about the feeling of laughing out loud in a public place because your best friend has just sent you an inside joke.
52. tour survival will make the world better, even if it’s for just one person or 20 or 100 or more.
53. people do care.
54. treehouses.
55. hanging out with your soul mate in a treehouse.
55. snorting when you laugh and not caring who sees.
56. i don’t even know you and i love you.
57. i don’t even know you and i care about you.
58. because nobody is going to be like you ever, so embrace your uniqueness!
59. you won’t be here to experience the first cat world emperor.
60. WHAT ABOUT FOOD?! YOU’LL MISS CHOCOLATE AND ALL THE OTHER NOM THINGS!
61. starbucks.
62. hugs.
63. stargazing.
64. you have a purpose, and it’s up to you to find out what it is.
65. you’ve changed somebody’s life.
66. now you could change the world.
67. you will meet the person that’s perfect for you.
68. no matter how much or how little, you have your life ahead of you.
69. you have the chance to save somebody’s life.
70. if you end your life, you’re stopping yourself from achieving great things.
71. making snow angels.
72. making snowmen.
73. snowball fights.
74. life is what you make of it.
75. everybody has a talent.
76. laughing until you cry.
77. having the ability to be sad means you have the ability to be happy.
78. the world would not be the same if you didn’t exist.
79.its possible to turn frowns, upside down
80. be yourself, don’t take anyone’s sh*t, and never let them take you alive.
81. heroes are ordinary people who make themselves extraordinary. be your own hero.
82. heing happy doesn’t mean that everything is perfect. it means that you’ve decided to look beyond the imperfections.
83. one day your smile will be real.
84. having a really hot, relaxing bath after a stressful day.
85. lying on grass and laughing at the clouds.
86. getting completely smashed with your best friends.
87. eating crazy food.
88. staying up all night watching your favourite films with a loved one.
89. sleeping in all day.
90. creating something you’re proud of.
91. you can look back on yourself 70 years later and being proud you didn’t commit.
92. being able to meet your internet friends!
93. tea/coffee/hot chocolate.
94. team starkid.
95. cuddling under the stars.
96. being stupid in public because you just can.
97. if you are reading this then you are alive! is there any more reason to smile?
98. being able to hug that one person you havent seen in years.
99. people care enough about you and your future to come up with 100 reasons for you not to do this.
100. but, the final and most important one is, just, being able to experience life. because even if your life doesn’t seem so great right now, literally anything could happen!

& if that isn’t enough:

-depression hotline: 1-630-482-9696
-suicide hotline: 1-800-784-8433
-lifeline: 1-800-273-8255
-trevor project: 1-866-488-7386
-sexuality support: 1-800-246-7743
-eating disorders hotline: 1-847-831-3438
-rape and sexual assault: 1-800-656-4673
-grief support: 1-650-321-5272
-runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
-exhale: ater abortion hotline/pro-voice: 1-866-4394253
-child abuse: 1-800-422-4453

UK HELPLINES:
-samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090
e-mail jo@samaritans.org
-childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111
-mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393
e-mail: info@mind.org.uk
-mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463
legal@mind.org.uk
-b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open mon-fri 10.30am-8.30pm and saturday 1pm-4.30pm)
e-mail: help@b-eat.co.uk
-b-eat youthline (for under 25’s with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open mon-fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, saturday 1pm-7pm)
-cruse bereavement care: 08444779400
e-mail: helpline@cruse.org.uk
-frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600
-drinkline: 0800 9178282
-rape crisis england & wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm)
e-mail info@rapecrisis.org.uk
-rape crisis scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight
-india self harm hotline: 00 08001006614
-india suicide helpline: 022-27546669
-kids help phone (canada): 1-800-668-6868, free and available 24/7

SUICIDE HOTLINES;
-argentina: 54-0223-493-0430
-australia: 13-11-14
-austria: 01-713-3374
-barbados: 429-9999
-belgium: 106
-botswana: 391-1270
-brazil: 21-233-9191
-china: 852-2382-0000
(hong kong: 2389-2222)
-costa Rica: 606-253-5439
-croatia: 01-4833-888
-cyprus: 357-77-77-72-67
-czech republic: 222-580-697, 476-701-908
-denmark: 70-201-201
-egypt: 762-1602
-estonia: 6-558-088
-finland: 040-5032199
-france: 01-45-39-4000
-germany: 0800-181-0721
-greece: 1018
-guatemala: 502-234-1239
-holland: 0900-0767
-honduras: 504-237-3623
-hungary: 06-80-820-111
-iceland: 44-0-8457-90-90-90
-israel: 09-8892333
-italy: 06-705-4444
-japan: 3-5286-9090
-latvia: 6722-2922, 2772-2292
-malaysia: 03-756-8144
(singapore: 1-800-221-4444)
-mexico: 525-510-2550
-netherlands: 0900-0767
-new zealand: 4-473-9739
-new guinea: 675-326-0011
-nicaragua: 505-268-6171
-norway: 47-815-33-300
-philippines: 02-896-9191
-poland: 52-70-000
-portugal: 239-72-10-10
-russia: 8-20-222-82-10
-spain: 91-459-00-50
-south africa: 0861-322-322
-south korea: 2-715-8600
-sweden: 031-711-2400
-switzerland: 143
-taiwan: 0800-788-995
-thailand: 02-249-9977
-trinidad and tobago: 868-645-2800
-ukraine: 0487-327715

just in case you’re having a hard time.

stay strong.

Worshipping Aphrodite When You Don’t Love Yourself

Anonymous asked I would like to devote myself to Aphrodite, but I suffer from depression/anxiety (diagnosed) and (currently undiagnosed) anorexia. A lot of the Aphrodite stuff centres around self love and honestly I lack that. It scares me to “love myself” because I feel like it’ll lead to me getting fatter. What should I do?

I’m putting my answer under the cut because it’s long and briefly mentions things that might be triggering, but as a general outline of what I’ve written:

  • A brief disclaimer about ED for clarity for those who haven’t experienced it for themselves.
  • Why not loving yourself is okay.
  • A little bit about Aphrodite and some lesser known aspects of her being.
  • How you can worship her in ways completely unrelated to love/self esteem.

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anonymous asked:

I've seen people defend the scene where Connie says itadakimasu as her being an anime nerd but even then it's dumb. It made me cringe so hard. What are your thoughts about it?

it made me really confused bc like?? okay you can reference japanese culture for an indian character but never, not even once, reference her own culture?? what?

not to mention the fact that it was completely unnecessary and felt more like a failed attempt to be “cute.” it wasn’t cute. if you wanna reference anime and such, do things like beach city drift. that was pretty cool. but please don’t add in gratuitous japanese for non-japanese characters and continue to trivialize japanese culture; weebs already do that sufficiently.

anonymous asked:

You seem to love Yoosung. And so I thought I'd share in the love. Like I'm sorry if this sounds rude (I don't mean it to be AT ALL) but it's just an observation that sometimes people make Yoosung out to be a babyish, Rika obsessed person. And while the jokes are funny, I feel like his character development is overlooked in the process. Like how he overcame depression and became strong and wiser after everything that happened? I just love him so much. Precious boy.

yes,OK,ANON, i have gotten a few scattered Yoosung hate messages but i normally delete them because i dont want to pay attention to that kind of behavior and this is a yoosung kim safe space that will not even THINK about posting any hate but you came to me wanting to share the love, so ima just pop off for a sec mmk (also youre very polite which is cool cause im nOT)

TBH the “im not rika” joke is STALE. i,,,try not to post it cause it just perpetrates a negative image of yoosung and i know its all fun and games and blahblahblah but im just..,,tiredt. especially because a lot of people LEGITIMATELY DO NOT LIKE HIM because of his “”cousin complex”” like let me just fucking say that,, my boy is dealing with GRIEF! THE DEATH OF HIS COUSIN OBVIOUSLY HAD A REALLY, REALLY BIG IMPACT ON HIM. like remember why he fucking fails all his tests and does nothing but game all day??? those are signs of depression my homies. if you dont like Yoosung because he is still dealing with grief im???? SORRY THAT HIS GRIEVING PROCESS IS NOT ROMANTIC ENOUGH FOR YOU????? WHAT the fuck honestly. your seven-obsessed asses, when DURING SEVENS ROUTE HE LITERALLY YELLS AT MC, but then Yoosung compares you to Rika, WHICH BYE THE WAY IS A FUCKING COMPLIMENT COMING FROM HIM, and suddenly he is some kind of untouchable???? fuck that. and you better not come @ me with “shes not dead” or “but she’s a snake” CAUSE THE RIKA THAT YOOSUNG KNOWS IS ESSENTIALLY A DEAD ANGEL.,,, like…ok,,,…u dont like being compared to rika..,,,im SURE YOOSUNG DIDNT FEEL TO GREAT WHEN HIS COUSIN DIED,EITHEr. OH! AND, not only did essentially his best friend die,,BUT IT WAS LIKE THIS SKETCHY ASS SITCH WHERE THERE WAS NO BODY AND SOMEONE WHO HE THOUGHT WAS A HAPPY PERSON APPARENTLY COMMITTED SUICIDE LIKE BNCH!!!! THE BOY HAS NO FUCKING CLOSURE OF COURSE HE WANTS TO SEE RIKA IN YOU!!! TF!! open your damn eyes to the struggles of yoosung kim and respect his development as a character

Had a very difficult day. I made the decision to quit teaching and I let my supervisors know. I haven’t told the kids yet because I can’t. I thought I could, but I can’t yet. I’ll probably delete this later and write a proper post but long story short, I’m working 60-70 hours a week in a very dangerous environment and getting little support. I can’t manage this by myself. My health is in the toilet. Anxiety’s through the roof again and depression is exhausting me. I’m pretty good at faking it so I one knows anything’s wrong because I don’t like people to worry but I can’t anymore. I’m done.

I have a really cool writing job lined up. Excited to get organized and start working clearly and functionally again. Plus I’ll actually have time for art again and I can get my demo out for voice acting.

But I’m drained dry and still feel like I failed myself and the kids. I know that that’s not necessarily the case but I’m just so tired. I feel kind of empty and really, really sad.

Hoping good things are to come. :)

anonymous asked:

I, as one does, have really depressing headcanons about Tony. I'm always up for unrepentant angst to fluff fics, especially if Tony is really sad, upset, guilty, depressed, etc.; just Tony feeling a lot of negative emotions and someone just snuggling him and being like "everything will be okay" because he deserves the best. So it'd be really cool if you wrote just Tony being loved and comforted, thanks

So warnings for depression, and unhealthy thinking. 

“I failed.” Tony whispers, looking at the suit schematic. “I always fail.” He sits there for a while, staring at the screen unseeingly. He pictures all the people who have died because of him, all the bombs he’s ever made. “Can’t live up to the old man’s legacy, can’t even fucking live it down.” He mutters, swiping a hand through the holographic display in frustration. He doesn’t realize he’s crying until a robotic hand appears in his face, clutching a grease covered rag.

Dum-E makes a soft beeping noise, trying to push the rag into Tony’s hand. Tony gives the robot a shaky smile.

“Thanks, this is dirty though.” He says, placing it down on the counter. Dum-E beeps sadly before racing off, and Tony’s breath stutters in his chest, his fingers clenching around the rag. “Stained. Tainted. Ruined. Bad.” He mumbles, fingers twisting around in the rag. Dum-E reappears, pushing a clean rag into his hands. 

“Little robot that could huh.” He climbs out of his chair to sit on the floor, head leaning against Dum-E’s base. The robotic hand attempts to stroke his hair, and face. Tony snorts a laugh, rubbing at his eyes with the rag. 

“I can’t be all bad, huh?” He mumbles, and Dum-E beeps curiously. “I can’t be all bad, I made you.” He says, and there’s a soft noise from the corner, and Butterfingers trundles over, knocking a bucket of screws over. Tony laughs.

“You too.” He says, reaching out to touch Butterfingers base. U whirls nervously from the corner. “Oh come out here U, you guys know I love all of you. The best things I ever created.” He says, and the crowd around him, cold metal on all sides. Tony loves them. 

“I do not have physical form.” JARVIS chimes in, and Tony’s breath catches. “But, I think I speak for all of us, when I say we love you too.” Tony bursts into tears, and the others whir in anxiety, attempting to pet him. 

“You’re all so good to me.” Tony’s breath hitches. “I don’t deserve you guys.” Dum-E pushes on his shoulder, beeping angrily. 

“You do Sir.” JARVIS says, and Dum-E’s claw bobs up and down. “You have taught us all how to be kind.” He explains, and Tony shakes his head. “We look up to you.” 

“Don’t do that.” Tony says, shaking his head. “I’m awful, look up to Rhodey, or Pepper.” 

“Did someone call me?” Rhodey’s voice rings across the lab, and Tony wipes at his eyes. 

“Honeybear! What are you doing here.” He tries to look calm when he turns to Rhodey. 

“I was here to hang out with my best friend in the whole world.” Rhodey says, dropping on the floor next to Tony. “Glad I came too. You having a rough day?” Tony shrugs, and Rhodey wraps his arm around Tony’s shoulders. “It’s gonna be okay, your families here. We have you Tones.” Eventually he falls asleep, face tucked into Rhodey’s shoulder, and blanket provided courtesy of Dum-E. 

anonymous asked:

England and Germany father headcanons please?

Arthur (England)

- Arthur would be very anxious the moment he found out he was going to have a child, and that feeling would last for quite a while. He would try and act happy in front of his s/o, but it would be clear he was struggling with the idea. It’s not that he doesn’t want children, because that’s not the case at all. He’d just be worried that he wouldn’t be able to be a good father. 

-He’d continue to have doubts about raising the child even if his s/o tried to reassure him. It would help a bit, but to even consider himself being a good parent, he would need to know by actually doing the parenting. 

-Contrary to what he would think before the child was born, Arthur would be a great dad. Sometimes he’d be too strict, but if the child really wanted something badly enough he’d give in. 

-He’d try to get his child interested in reading so they could become more and more knowledgeable as they grew or, if that failed, some sort of sport so they could be successful there.  He’d be very oriented in seeing his child succeed in something they’re passionate about. 

-As the child grows up, Arthur would try to give them more freedom. Try being the keyword. He’d attempt to be a cool dad, but he would still be overbearing and constantly pretending not to snoop in his kid’s life. If they were really annoyed with him he wouldn’t be as bad though.

Ludwig (Germany) 


-Although he doesn’t really make it know to very many people, Ludwig would love the chance of being a father, and would be there to support his s/o and the child as soon as he knows he’ll be a father. 


-Even before he would even see his kid, he’d be completely devoted. He would instantly become excited and run out with his s/o to buy toys and supplies for the child, even if it wasn’t nearly time for the baby to arrive. He’d also set up a nursery, with newly painted walls the best crib he could find, to welcome the child into the world. 


-Once the baby is born, he would spend every moment he could taking care of them, which would be great for his s/o, because that even includes well into the night, when they most likely wouldn’t want to get up. 


-As they grow older, Ludwig would become a bit strict with what they can and cannot do, but nothing major, and he would still be a loving father with only the best intent. 


-However, if the child ever bring home a s/o of their own, they have to be prepared to be interrogated. Ludwig would be fiercely protective, and anyone his child dated would need to be “screened” by him once things started getting serious. He wants only the best for his child, and he wouldn’t be afraid to let them know. If their s/o wasn’t scared off by his demeanor and questions, then it’s very likely he’d accept them.

Love or gratitude ? BTS Jimin (M) chap 06

 “pairing: JIMIN X  reader y/N

               ft Yoongi

Genre: angst/smut/ best friend

M= mature contents

summary: what will you do when all of sudden you find your self getting married to someone used to be your best friend’s lover just because he turned to be a father !!!

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chap 01 | chap 02 |chap 03 |chap 04 | chap05

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author-nim: note today is my birthday guys i’m 24 Y.O now  and i tried my best to write this today and drop it for you i hope you would enjoy this , thanks for all your sweet texts it really made my day to have a lot of cutie pies around i love u so much !! ^^


new life ! 

jimin was sitting on the sofa , he knows you were in the other room ready for the ceremony , two weeks passed and finally the big day came, no one could deny how freaking stressed he was jimin himself noticed that the cold sweat on his forehead and palms the way he was touching his phone  looking at the time every two minutes , it seemed funny for stranger yet so normal any one will feel like this in his wedding day but not Jimin ,he did know why this thing is arranged ,so even this stress was in a bad way killing him 

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anonymous asked:

Prompts where A a wannabe cool who fails at popularity, gets crush on B the schools known weirdo who nobody wants to be friends with. B who has liked A for some time ends up in detention with them.

1. “How on earth did you end up in here?”

2. “Why do you try to impress everyone? You’re really cool when you aren’t trying so hard.”

3. “I’m sorry you’re stuck in here with me.”

“There’s worse people to be stuck with.”

“Really?”

4. “How did you sneak a TURTLE into detention?”

“I know, I know, it’s weird. I just-”

“Weird? It’s amazing!”

5. “You’re lucky, you know? Everyone loves you.”

“Trust me, they don’t.”

I hope these helped! :)

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Advice For Student Teachers (From The “Other Side”)

I started this Tumblr when I *was* a student teacher.  Now, for the first time, I *have* a student teacher!  Both experiences taught me a lot, and, as a “mentor” teacher, I’ve been reflecting on what I would pass on to other soon-to-be-teachers. 

Put in the Hours

Come early, stay late.  That’s the life of a teacher, and it’s best to start experiencing it now. Teaching is a lot more than just what happens when the kids are around.  I know you have class and assignments, and those are a priority.  But so is getting as much time and experience as possible with the kids and in the classroom.  

Be Professional

I student taught at a “jeans and a t-shirt” kind of school, but I dressed more formally than the teachers.  It’s always OK to be the most dressed up and never OK to be the least dressed up.  Think of every day almost as a job interview.  Show respect to the rest of the staff: introduce yourself to the principal, specialists, office staff, janitor, etc.  Get to know the children’s families.  If the school allows it, volunteer to help with a few little things around the school.  Just from a practical side, it’s helpful to be “known” around the school when it comes time to try to find a job.

Ask Questions

It has taken me years to realize that a lot of the “magic” you see when you watch a good teacher is really the result of a million different deliberate decisions.   “Study” your classroom by taking the time to ask your teacher why and how she does things.  If you notice she’s especially great at guided reading, ask her to break down exactly how she does it, how she learned to do it that way, and why she makes those choices.  Otherwise, observing good teachers is kind of like going to a museum: impressive, but near impossible to duplicate.

Make Mistakes…

This is your time to have a “safe space” to experiment with learning how to teach.  Design a cool lesson or try something new even if it has the chance to fail.  You now have the benefit of a lead teacher backing you up.  It’s OK if everything does not go smoothly every time: people understand that you are still a STUDENT.

…But Be Honest and Reflective About Your Mistakes

When something does go wrong, really take the time to reflect on why it went wrong.  Seek out what you could do to do better next time.  If your lesson flops, don’t try to save face by saying, “Oh yeah it was fine.”  Talk openly about what you saw happen and what you need help on.

Ask For Help

The last two points bring me to this one.  ASK your teacher for help and guidance!  That is what she is there for.  Come in the morning with a few things you really want to work on, and get pointers.  I’m sure she is busy too, but I’ve never met a cooperating teacher who does not want to give advice.

You Can Be Critical, But Stay Respectful

There’s a good chance your teacher will not do things exactly how you would do it.  Heck, I’ve seen lots of AMAZING teachers, but I have never met one I would exactly copy.  It’s ok to think and reflect on what you would do differently, but remember that your cooperating teacher opened up her classroom and space to you and probably does do many things well (even if they are her way).  There may be times when you’ll have to manage the classroom or teach a lesson her way.  It’s OK.  You’ll have many years of doing it YOUR way! 

Enjoy The Experience, And Stay Positive

Student teaching can be a really amazing experience.  You get to spend your days with students and finally start to become a “teacher.”  But like many things, it’s what you make of it.  You’re also likely juggling work and school and having those days where you feel overwhelmed and like a failure.  Do everything you can to see the good in it.  Come into the classroom excited to see your teacher and the students.  I’ve seen a few student teachers who are so negative that everyone asks, “Why do they even want to become a teacher?”  Their attitudes can pull down the whole classroom.  Work to put on a smile and positive energy even when you’re feeling “down” (this skill will come in handy when you have your own class, too!).

TalesFromYourServer: "Service in the states is just BETTER..."

I work at a pub in Canada. I LOVE it there!! I get to meet so many interesting people. Many of which come back.

One of which is this guy who we’ll call Bear.

Bear is in his early 60s, and has spent most of his life as a roadie for some really cool bands. I love listening to his stories.

Bear and I were talking about restaurants recently, and one thing he mentioned is that he thinks servers in the United States are better, particularly in the south….

I said to Bear, “Do you know why I think that is?”

“No, tell me why!”

“In Canada servers are paid more. In BC for example, I’m paid 90% of minimum wage. In many states, they’re wages are as little as $2.13/hour. If a customer is being an asshole to me, I’ll call them on it, because I don’t need their tip to survive; some situations it’s just not worth the money. In a lot of places in the states, your server NEEDS your tip to even make a wage.”

“Nah…. I think it’s just a cultural thing…”

Oh Bear….. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

By: ILoveBabyBats

Prompted by a post on my dash… it’s really interesting how so many fans insisted that Grant Ward– the guy who was brainwashed into unquestioning loyalty to a villain, as a teenager– didn’t deserve a second chance… yet those same people are completely willing to give Wanda Maximoff a pass on everything. Because awesome female character or whatever.

I actually like Wanda. She’s not my fave but I think she’s pretty cool. I have zero problem with my characters having dark stains on their pasts. Ledgers dripping red, so to speak. But the double standards in Marvel fandom are so tiresome.