The Magicians as LoTR Characters
With a little help from the fine folks of FTB, we present: The Lord of the Rings AU no one asked for
He’s an elf. Legolas, probably. Them Mirkwood elves love to get down.
A dwarf. Short, angry, and obsessed with shiny things. Real life Gimli/Legolas with Eliot, including body count.
A hobbit. Short, sad, a little pathetic, but tries real hard.
Gandalf. Always fucking off to find some information, but occasionally extremely unhelpful in how he distributes this knowledge.
Eowyn. Do not fuck with her. You will die.
Galadriel. Much more interested in books and knowledge than people. A little bit ethereal, a little bit bitchy. Don’t fuck with her either.
The Balrog. Annoying, temporarily decreased Gandalf/Penny’s power, but can be defeated.