YO MY FRIENDS, the other day this blog hit 100 followers! Thank you guys so much! <3 I had to brainstorm what to do to celebrate, and honestly I had no idea.
But I went with this: the bachelor/bachelorettes favourite animals! Hope you like!!!
Abigail - Guinea pigs. She loves her David Jr. He’s fairly easy to maintain, which is good for her (she probably has a short attention span for work), plus he’s super fluffy and cute!
Alex - Doggo. These bros will play catch on the beach, run together on the farm, and, of course, practice gridball each and every day.
Elliott - Ducks! They’re so beautiful (just like him). (but he still is bffls with the crab in his pocket).
Emily - Sheep. She loves all animals, but these dudes = free wool! She feels bad for taking and using their wool for her projects, but makes up for it with hugs and kisses.
Haley - Bunnies!!! Honest she is utterly in love with how cute they are (and also how goofy they are!) but she isn’t so keen on the mess they make. For true love, you must make sacrifices.
Harvey - Birb. Particularly parrots (yes Emily has a parrot, but!) A smart bird for a smart man, he would never be lonely again with this lil guy on his shoulder.
Leah - Squirrels. She loves nature, so will occasionally bump into these cuties whilst on her quest for wood or just on a general walk! She knows the squirrel in the secret woods by name. She has a huge soft spot for these cuties, and will occasionally bring them nuts.
Maru - Dinosaurs! You know this babe would nerd out if she realised you had a freaKIN’ DINOSAUR?!
Penny- BEES. My queen bee. She would love all the animals on the farm, but she really loves the bees, she is very invested in any “save the bees” project she comes across, because dang, they do so much for us! How could you not love them?
Sam - (ok I tried my best not to use the same animals twice BUT) Dog!!! He would have a big dog with a lot of energy to match his own!
Sebastian - Cat. Petting animals helps with stress, so imagine this boy sat at his computer desk, kitty curled up on his lap, purring away. Pure happiness.
Shane - please do I even need to answer this. CHICKEN BOI. He sits in the coop to chat with Charlie, and it’s just, he’s home.
I decided to mix Saturday Mornings with Sunday nights. I sorta wanted to save this for Halloween but then I thought of a better idea for that hahah. I love Inspector Gadget. Like LOVE Inspector Gadget. In fact, Inspector Gadget was one of the first cartoons I drew and showed my family where they began to understand that I wanted to be an illustrator. (Up until then I had been drawing silly personal comics about vampires or whatever else 5 year olds draw) I needed a break from drawing the comics I’ve been working on and as soon as I heard “Go Go Sanchez Ski Shoes” the idea had my heart.
Rick - Inspector Gadget Morty - Chief Quimby Summer - Penny Mr. Snuffles / Snowball - Brain
A/N: the basis of the this fic was borrowed from elsewhere. But I asked permission…. Well, I’m made @castielspahdehrah ask permission for me. If it’s well received I may be persuaded to write another part.
“I really need to go and clean the kitchen," you sighed, not wanting to move. The dishwasher needed emptying and various pots and pans needed putting back into their proper places.
"I’ll go, you cooked. Plus I should do more around here really seeing as you won’t take any rent from me,” your friend and colleague Spencer hauled himself up off the couch. He’d been staying with you for the last three weeks whilst his apartment building was having some work done on it. He hadn’t asked, you’d offered when you found out he was planning on moving into a hotel for the two months the renovations would take. You had a spare room and you two got on well enough, it made sense.
“I’m not gonna argue with you there. Bring me more wine please,” you smiled sweetly and relaxed back into the cushions.
A few moments later you could hear him clattering around in the kitchen and you closed your eyes, relaxing.
“What the….. What the hell?”
What now? Wearily you pushed yourself up and walked over to the kitchen, seeing Spencer with a bright purple silicone implement in his hand.
Whoops, you’d forgotten that had been in there.
“Is this…. Oh my God it is,” realising what he was holding, Spencer tossed it onto the counter top, a look of mild disgust on his face.
“Hey, don’t treat George like that. He needs to be treated with love and care,” you entered the kitchen and grabbed your toy.
“Why the hell was it in the dishwasher Y/N?”
“Because it needed cleaning?” well duh.
“YOU PUT YOUR SEX TOYS IN THE DISHWASHER?”
He wasn’t angry, more……a mixture of shocked and confused.
“Well not all of them. Only my dildos. It’s the best place for them. They’re dishwasher safe so…. Saves me having to boil them.”
“But… but…. but.”
“Oh come on Spencer. You know more than anyone how important it is for things to be properly cleaned. How germs are everywhere. You didn’t even shake my hand for weeks when I first started because of all the evil germs you were scared I’d transmit to you. You wouldn’t want me putting an unclean dildo into my vagina would you?”
“No, of course not…. Wait what?” he now looked appalled, his cheeks flushing red.
“Sex toy hygiene is very important to me.”
He blinked a few times, looking to the toy in your hand and then to the plates on the side that he’d emptied out.
“I presume that had been used when it went into the machine?”
“Well I gave it quick rinse under the tap before I stuck it in the dishwasher but yeah.”
“Right.” He turned back to the plates and started loading them back into the machine.
“What are you doing?” although it was very obvious what he was doing.
“I can’t eat off the same plates that have been washed in the same water as your…. as your…. ”
“And why not? The water’s hot. It would have sterilised everything. I don’t have cooties you know, Reid.”
“I know you don’t but…”
“And,” you stepped closer to him. “As a grown man I’m quite certain that you’re not unfamiliar with the taste of a woman’s…. juices. Not that you would be able to taste anything because like I say, the water will have cleaned it all.”
He flushed a deeper red.
“So what’s the problem Spencer?”
“It’s weird okay! You’re my friend, my work colleague. I don’t want to be eating off things that have been washed in the same water as your used dildo.”
“So if we were dating would it be different?” this was fun.
“I don’t know! Maybe!”
“Well that’s good to know.” You waited for him to finish reloading the dishwasher. Which he hadn’t emptied or loaded himself all week so didn’t know what you did.
“Just so you know, George has been in there for a few cycles already. I forgot that I’d put him in there last week.”
With that, you skipped off towards the bedroom to place George back in the drawer with his brothers and sisters, leaving Spencer spluttering to himself as the penny dropped in his brain.
The Gadget Copter was a very useful device, allowing for the now much younger Gadget to get the higher ground. Though she had a lot of issues with getting a lot of her devices to work properly, she seemed really good at the use of the Copter, and could get it to work 99% of the time to allow herself to zoom about like a little dork.
Penny had initially been very worried and distraught over her uncle’s accident, and though she was horribly confused and surprised by his conversion into a young cyborg girl, she was just happy to have her uncle alive.
We have been shunned in our time, Vanessa. The world turns away in horror. Why? Because we’re different. Ugly. Exceptional. We’re the lonely night creatures, are we not? The bat, the fox, the spider, the rat.
So I was clicking around on youtube the other day and came across someone attempting to play a shitty Inspector Gadget SNES game and it clicked in my head that the cartoon never really got a reboot. I’m excluding the movie because it deserves to be excluded.
Cue me being a dumb idiot and then drawing a bunch of concept art-ish headcanon-y garbage.
It’s kind of sad though because Penny could actually be pretty cool, you have a smart girl that could easily be updated into a hacker/robotics genius that solves crime because she ALREADY DID EVERYTHING BEFORE and why the hell not?
Also I made Brain into a dog. Just a dog. You know. Fluffy, cute, licks own butt. Dog.
Ok... so I was scrolling down your page to see if I missed anything cause I havent been online in a while and I now ship Chloe and Nino harder than I did the last time???? And just shout out to that anon and the queen dj reveal! I need the rest? Is there even a rest?? The feels there just hit me! I loved it!!!
There isn’t a rest, but I’m sure my shit brain can come up with some at a moment’s notice. Isn’t that right, Penny?
Penny (the shit brain): Someone hurts Adrien’s feelings.
Nino: Hold my headphones.
Chloe: Kick his ass, baby, I got your headphones.
hmm. seems like a lot longer. probably because you've been talking about him for seven years. And by talking, I mean ranting about wanting to smash his teeth in with a stapler for being such a jerk