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Pennywise headcanons! Marriage/engagement.

Hi guys, I was thinking about how our clown would react at this so I’ve decided to bring my point of view as some HC. Hahaha Please don’t mind my bad english.

  • He will always be following you and watching you, since you’re his girlfriend. One day you met with some friends and the news that one of them is getting married came out.
  • You and all the girls scream in happiness, congratulating the newest bride on the group.
  • Later, he appears at your place and starts to do a lot of questions about marriage and what was that “shining thing” on your friend’s finger.
  • “And why should woman be happy for a simple ornament?”
  • You try to explain the real meaning of the diamond ring to him.
  • “I have a lot of that thing in my lair, if you want it I can give you all of them.
  • Try to explain again and say that every engagement ring is special to one person.
  • Confuuuused face.
  • When you’re watching TV shows about weddings, like “Say yes to the dress” he will be very confused why woman spend so many time and money to wear a dress for a single day.
  • “And why are you crying?!”
  • Try really hard to understand why people get married and why they always cry about it.
  • Likes to see how excited you get when talks about your “dream wedding” after explaing to him what the marriage represents.
  • Asks if you both can get married too.
  • “You’ll be the most beautiful bride in the whole universe, my doll.”
  • Let’s talk serious here, Penny is not the real romantic type, he’ll love you on his own way. And I bet he would try to ‘ask’ you to marry him in a very peculiar way.
  • Exemple: going to buy (or probably kill to get) you a ring from a jewelry but do not know exacly what to buy so he’ll get more than 3 rings, just to let you choose your favorite.
  • Proud of it.
  • When he finally appears on your house to propose to you, he goes in the middle of the night, standing on the side of your bed while staring at your sleeping face.
  • Thinks how could he fell in love with such creature, so vulnerable, weak… but so damn adorable.
  • He kisses your forehead.
  • Kinda nervous.
  • “Will you marry me, little doll?” He whispers on your ear.
  • You obviously do not figure out he was there because of your deep sleep. So he just put one of the rings on your finger and lay down on the bed to sleep by your side.
  • Cuddle a lot.
  • On the next morning when you wake up, you notice your boyfriend on the bed with you. Kissing his cute nose before putting your eyes on the shining ring on your finger. “Wha-?”
  • You screams in happiness when finally notices it.
  • “Aaaah! What’s wrong?!” He wake up and screams confused.
  • A lot of hugs and kisses after saying “yes” to him, a thousand of times.
  • Happyboi.
  • You both try to figure out how to get married by law and/or church.
  • “We’ll find a way.” He says every time that you get worried about it.
  • Very supportive fiancé.
  • He uses his human form so you can show your “mysterious future husband” who you always talks about to your friends and family.
  • Asks you if he’ll look weird using that “groom outfit”.
  • You just melt of the thought of it.

okay this is what i took away from watching the ml script reading from sdcc:

  • the fact that marinette has a huge crush on adrien is loudly noted by jagged stone
  • in front of a camera
  • on live television
  • adrien still goes ‘oh we’re just friends’
  • (HOW CAN ANYONE BE THIS OBLIVIOUS?????)
  • (ok deep breaths)

time to take this to the logical conclusion:

  • jagged stone is pretty famous, so it’s likely his fans will watch the clip because that’s what fans do
  • his fans all over the world will watch the clip
  • ergo people all over the world are going to know marinette has a crush on adrien
  • everyone except adrien
  • adrien, if you haven’t noticed, is also a famous person
  • a reporter eventually asks adrien about the clip
  • his response (BECAUSE HE’S OBLIVIOUS) is ‘oh, marinette? she’s pretty great, but we’re just friends’
  • adrien’s fans look at each other
  • jagged stone’s fans look at each other
  • OF COURSE IT BECOMES A MEME
  • A MEME THAT SPREADS SO FAR AND WIDE IT SPAWNS COUNTLESS ITERATIONS
  • HE IS ADRIEN AGRESTE NO LONGER
  • HIS FATHER’S NAME IS NOTHING COMPARED TO HIS INTERNET INFAMY
  • HE IS NOW
  • ‘OBLIVIOUS CRUSH GUY’
  • THE SCOURGE OF TEENAGE HEARTS EVERYWHERE
  • W I T N E S S  H I M

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