my favourite thing about seeing penn and teller is that i was the only one around us to notice that penn jilette was playing double bass in the warm up band, and when i told my family he heard and winked at me
The Government couldn’t even fucking cover up a break-in to a psychiatrist’s office in a fucking cheesy hotel! Watergate is the answer to all this shit. If they couldn’t cover that up, they fucking can’t do anything.
Just the love of the family that raised me and the family I’m raising now is enough that I don’t need heaven…Believing there’s no God means I really can’t be forgiven except by kindness and faulty memories. That’s good; It makes me want to be more thoughtful. I have to try to treat people right the first time around.
The man that started me down the road I’m on now. Much respect.
“People need to be fed, medicated, educated, clothed, and sheltered, and if we’re compassionate we’ll help them, but you get no moral credit for forcing other people to do what you think is right. There is great joy in helping people, but no joy in doing it at gunpoint.”
“I don’t believe the majority always knows what’s best for everyone. The fact that the majority thinks they have a way to get something good does not give them the right to use force on the minority that don’t want to pay for it. If you have to use a gun, I don’t believe you really know jack. Democracy without respect for individual rights sucks. It’s just ganging up against the weird kid, and I’m always the weird kid.”