penknives

i remember around 2008 when i was really excited about the idea of obama being the next president and my parents knew this and gave me a big figurine of him as a present and i thought it was a really cool idea but unfortunately i’m hard to buy for and they had one success so the next few birthdays/christmases i got so much obama merch that i had to tell them to stop. i think things got too far when they went to italy and brought back a figurine of obama taking a shit