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Nygmobblepot Cuteness

Eddie: It has been months since Oswald passed.


Oswald: I’m still here you jerk *throws a penguin teddy at Eds head*


Eddie: *sighs* Sometimes I can still hear his voice.


Oswald: *pounces on his lap* Damn it why are you still doing this!


Eddie: *smirks and kisses Oswald nose* Because you’re absolutely adorable when you’re annoyed.


Oswald: *blushes and buries his head against Edwards neck*

anonymous asked:

You know dinosaurs ain't real right?

I turn dramatically to the entirety of birds present on this planet. They all stare at me, expectantly, their little birdie faces looking at me in various expressions and emotions. After all, birds are not one unified group. 

“I’m sorry guys,” I whisper, my voice hoarse and pained. 

One African Grey caws out, “Why are you sorry, Meig?”

I take a long, slow breath, “Tumblr Anon says you’re not real.” 

Thousands of voices caw out in unison. The horror in the air is palpable. A Harpy Eagle screeches in fury, while a Little Blue Penguin waddles up to me at the front of the room. 

“What do we do?” the penguin asks, even though penguins can’t talk, because I mean, does it matter, since penguins apparently don’t exist? 

“We move on, my friend,” I say, patting the penguin on the head, “We move on.” 

Slowly but steadily, the birds fly or walk away, all moving out in unison. Some go to universes where they do exist. Others stay here, as ghosts - remnants of an idea that once was. 

I change the title of ADAD to A Pseudosuchian A Day. I begin talking about scutes instead of feathers. 

But finally, the lies we have all been living under have been exposed. 

4

“As we looked through the comics, there was this fascinating idea that Batman’s presence in Gotham actually attracts criminals to Gotham, attracts lunacy. When you’re dealing with questionable notions like people taking the law into their own hands, you have to really ask, where does that lead? That’s what makes the character so dark, because he expresses a vengeful desire.”
Christopher Nolan

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congratulations on 1,000 career points, sidney crosby!

It’s pretty emotional, especially when you start to look up at the jumbotron and you see all those things. They go by pretty quick. You flash on all these different plays and years and that’s how fast it feels, when you’re looking at it…you really try to soak in moments like that.

We have funny moments, sometimes. “Flower” or me or Crosby. He’s a funny guy, too. Crosby. He always uses black tape, he never changes. One time I just gave him white. [laughs]. He’s funny, he says, “I’m gonna try it.” I tape his stick because it’s fun.