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Okay but could you imagine, like, Ed and Oswald are getting it on in Oswald’s off at the Iceberg, and Jim just barges in (cause he’s in the middle of a case and needs info from Oswald ASAP) with Ivy and Zsasz hanging off him trying to hold him back.


Ivy backs out imidiatly. She didn’t see anything. Ew ew ew ew ew.


Jim had no idea, and he’s mortified because He Didn’t Need To See That. He can’t move he is frozen.


Oswald is completely embarassed, very much glad that at least he and Ed are sitting at his desk and the desk is obscuring the more intimate part of their activities.


Zsasz leaves holding back his laughter.


Ed, still making eye contact with Jim slowly lifts up and sits back down in Oswald’s lap, drawing out a moan from Oswald. “Go away” he says.


Jim finally gets ahold of himself, slamming the door shut. Walking back out to the main part of the lounge, he orders a drink.

Stanley Cup Champions: Past 30 Years

(3) Edmonton Oilers - ‘87, ‘88, & ‘90

(1) Calgary Flames - ‘89

(5) Pittsburgh Penguins - ‘91, ‘92, ‘09, ‘16, & ‘17

(1) Montreal Canadiens - ‘93

(1) New York Rangers - ‘94

(3) New Jersey Devils - ‘95, ‘00, & ‘03

(2) Colorado Avalanche - ‘96 & ‘01

(4) Detroit Red Wings - ‘97, ‘98, ‘02, & ‘08

(1) Dallas Stars - ‘99

(1) Tampa Bay Lightning - ‘04

(1) Carolina Hurricanes - ‘06

(1) Anaheim Ducks - ‘07

(3) Chicago Blackhawks - ‘10, ‘13, & ‘15

(1) Boston Bruins - ‘11

(2) Los Angeles Kings - ‘12 & ‘14

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