Steve/Penelope, Dracula AU

for @marvelfanuniverse

The sun rose, a thin line of fire on the horizon.  Penelope’s dead eyes widened in horror as the small group closed in upon Dracula’s coffin.

She screeched, blinded by the sun.  It took every single one of the men in attendance to keep her from running back into the dark forest.  

Steve pulled the wooden stake from his coat, throwing open the coffin and plunging it into Dracula’s heart.  Instantaneously, Penelope stopped struggling, the life returning to her eyes as she called out for Steve.  

He ran to her, wrapping his arms around her as he leaned down to kiss his fiancé, freshly saved from a life of vampirism.  

every episode of criminal minds
  • Reid:*is injured and/or just having a hard time right now also he's probably on the floor*
  • Morgan:*worried about Reid*
  • Garcia:*worried about everyone*
  • Morgan and Garcia:*verbally doing it while they worry*
  • Prentiss:*speaking every language at once while shooting bottles off a fence from 6 miles away* *sins to win*
  • JJ:*being an actual angel she is literally floating while a choir sings heavenly in the background*
  • Hotch:*can't see because he's been trying to find his way out from under his eyebrows the entire episode* *eventually does, gets the job done, and goes home to his son*
  • Rossi:*getting in everybody else's shit so he can hear about their drama and write about it but not help*
  • Rossi:*spaghettis*
  • Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll:Aaron Hotchner
  • Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you:Spencer Reid
  • Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll:Penelope Garcia
  • Looks like they could kill you and could actually kill you:Emily Prentiss
  • Could kill you by feeding you too much spaghetti:DAVID ROSSI

Can we talk about how pure of a show criminal minds is tho??? It covers everything from racism in the police to a main character who is somewhere on autistic spectrum who deals with at times severe mental issues as well as portraying a black man as just a regular human being who has daddy issues and loves and cries instead of just having him as a token character. The women in it are kickass and respected and Penelope is such a babe and is confident and a gorgeous role model and god it’s just such a good show