penalty goal

psg: had an advantage of 4 goals, scored an away goal and even then barcelona scored 6 goals and won the serie

yall: the ref,  the ref,  the ref,  the ref, did i say the ref?  the ref,  the ref, because the rEF


Pittsburgh Penguins @ Winnipeg Jets 03/08/17:

first period? a state

  • geno fights
  • sestito fights immediately after
  • you in the box, and you in the box, everyone into the box penalties for everyone
  • a no goal for the jets ((
  • sestito tries to kill a man with a shitty hit and is ejected from the game (rightly so)

second period? tru love

  • muzz switches on - he’s ready
  • more penalties
  • geno gets a gordie howe
  • sheary sits in the box smiling shiftily
  • geno comes close to a regular hatty but not quite

third period

ruhwedel’s first multi-point game in his nhl career
more penalties

GROUP BRAWL - geno in the middle of course
sullivan and i fuse together to form one giant ball of stress

shearsy, abandoning all fucks given, gets a penalty and leaves for the dressing room as there is not enough time left on the clock for him to actually return so he’s just,,, gone


a mess

I’ve read a lot of articles and tweets, and watched a lot of post match analysis and reactions to Barca’s historic comeback. What really gets on my nerves is the reviews on Messi! There were a lot of “who needs him?” “Worst player on the pitch” “He did nothing in this game.”

Excuse me. He’s Lionel Messi. Just by being on the pitch he gives Barca the edge.

Yes, PSG surrounded him with three to four players almost all the time. But that mean, space was given to our other forward. There were defenders preoccupied with watching Messi that they gave players like Busi more options to pass to and gave Neymar and Rafinha more space on the flanks.

He scored the first penalty.
He along with the rest of the team never gave up.
He made the pass that lead to the second penalty (the fifth goal.)
He pointed at Neymar and told him to take it knowing that Neymar was on fire.

If Barca had to choose, in any game, especially a game like this of having him on or off the pitch…

You bet your ass Barca wants him on the pitch.

Itching- Mitch Marner

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Look let me live my delusional fantasy that the Leafs make the playoffs in peace ok? It’s been a rough week! XD Anyway so I hope you guys like this! Enjoy!

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Anon Request: could you do an imagine with either mitch marner or johnny gaudreau where he’s dating a girl with eczema and he comforts her when she’s feeling insecure about her skin? thanks!


              This was not a great time for your eczema to start flaring up.

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Frank Lampard, Midfielder, a three-time Chelsea Player of the Year, Lampard is the club’s all-time top goalscorer with 211 goals in all competitions. Lampard is one of seven players, and the only midfielder, to have scored 150 or more goals in the Premier League. He is second in the Premier League’s all-time assists table, behind Ryan Giggs. In 2005, Lampard was voted FWA Footballer of the Year and was runner-up in both the FIFA World Player of the Year and the Ballon d'Or. In 2010, he received the FWA Tribute Award. He has won 13 trophies in his career.

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ngl every time I think about the Falconers playing the Aces I picture some Monty Python-esque hockey parody with all the check please fandom tropes, told from the point of view of some generic announcers like

  • The game is about to start- aaaaaaand they’re already fighting. Ref looks like he’s gonna let it slide
  • The game is underway! And Parson has already got the puck, he’s been really on form this season, John. Is he gonna score? No, he’s been checked by Mashkov
    • that’s an unusual way to check someone, Steve, it looks like Mashkov just picked him up
    • Look at his little legs kicking out. It’s like he’s throwing a tantrum
  • Parson and Mashkov are fighting. This might be a theme of this game
    • I didn’t know Parson knew judo, did you?
    • Well, the Aces are full of surprises
  • The Falconers have the puck! The penalty killers for the Aces need to work harder than this! Their captain must be nervous, knowing he’s given Providence this early power play opportunity
    • Actually, Steve, it looks like Parson is putting on eyeliner in the penalty box
    • Wow, look at those wings. He’s really improved this season
    • And Zimmermann has scored! Parson only just manages to finish his eyeliner before being back on the ice
  • Faceoff between Zimmermann and Parson, you can really feel the tension here!
    • Look at how close they’re standing, trying to intimidate each other
    • They keep getting closer. This is a rivalry for the ages, alright
    • And now they’re making out. The ref is politely asking them to stop
  • What’s happening on the benches? there seems to be some sort of scuffle
    • It looks like two of the Aces are trying to throw a Falconer onto the ice to prompt a too many men penalty
    • The Falcs don’t like it and the gloves are coming off again. The ref appears to just be shaking his head
  • Parson scores!
  • Zimmermann scores again! what a tense game
  • And another goal to Parson!
    • Is it weird that they’re the only two scoring?
    • Works for the narrative, Steve
  • Look at this fight! Everyone’s involved now
    • I think the ref just punched one of the Ace’s defencemen
    • and EVERYONE’S been given a penalty. No one’s on the ice
    •  Looks like it’s gonna be four minutes of just the goalies staring at each other
    • Parson is now helping his teammates with their lipstick, what a good captain
    • Oh, now the goalies are fighting
    • Zimmermann is eating a pie in the penalty box
  • Another goal to the Aces! Their communication has really improved since Parson started changing his eye colour to send messages to the team
  • In a surprise change, the Aces have put Kit Purrson on the ice, do you think he’ll score?
    • He’s a cat, Steve
    • Look, he just scored
  • Goal Zimmermann! The Las Vegas captain appears to have been distracted by Zimmermann’s butt
  • Well, this is a new type of fight! I’ve never seen jousting with hockey sticks before
    • I think Mashkov has a knife taped to the end of his
  • And that’s the end of the game, and what an exciting one it was! we’ve lost track of the scores so we’ll just say that the Falconers won
    • Zimmermann celebrates by making out with his best platonic friend from college, Eric Bittle

I didn’t mean for this to get this long oops


Alessandro Del Piero, Forward

  • All-time appearances for Juventus in all competitions (705 appearances)
  • All-Time leading scorer for Juventus (290 goals: 186 goals in open play, 62 goals from penalties, 42 goals from free-kicks)
  • All-Time decisive goals holder for Juventus (135)
  • Second most minutes played holder for Juventus (48,363)
  • Second most appearances for Juventus in the Supercoppa Italiana (6 appearances)
  • Most appearances for Juventus in Serie A (478 appearances)
  • Second most appearances for Juventus in the UEFA Champions League (92 appearances)
  • Most goals scored in a single season by a Sydney FC player (14)
  • Most goals from free kicks for a single Serie A club in all competitions (43 goals, alongside Siniša Mihajlović)
  • Italian player with the most seasons with 10 goals or more (17 seasons)
  • Most goals scored by an Italian international as a substitute (5)