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MARCH FORTH THE SKELETON ARMY

Long time follower and regular submitter schazardous and company have compiled a great set of custom snippets. Enjoy!

Keen to join the skeleton army but don’t want to be stuck waving an ineffectual sword and shield on the front lines? Look here!

You have been assigned the class of:

  • Skeleton Bard

The three sections of your skill tree are:

  • Decompose Melody
  • Organless Grinder
  • Shake, Rattle, and Roll

Enjoy your new unlife of TOOTING YOUR OWN HORN

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You have been assigned the class of:

  • Skeleton Financier

The three sections of your skill tree are:

  • Stock Market
  • Savings and Bones
  • Buy Cuspid, Sell High

Enjoy your new unlife of MAKING A VERY LITERAL KILLING

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You have been assigned the class of:

  • Skeleton Gambler

The three sections of your skill tree are:

  • Dead Man’s Hand
  • Snake Eye Sockets
  • Raise the Stapes

Enjoy your new unlife of BREAKING BETTER THAN EVEN WITHOUT BREAKING ANYTHING ODD

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You have been assigned the class of:

  • Skeleton General

The three sections of your skill tree are:

  • Thoracic Tactics
  • Esprit de Corpse
  • Joint Operations

Enjoy your new unlife of LEADING THE FINEST SKELETON CREW IN HISTORY

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You have been assigned the class of:

  • Skeleton Librarian


The three sections of your skill tree are:

  • Dewey Deathimal System
  • Reading Last Writes
  • Lost Phalanguages

Enjoy your new unlife of MAKING SURE YOUR FACILITY STAYS QUIET AS THE GRAVE

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You have been assigned the class of:

  • Skeleton Merchant

The three sections of your skill tree are:

  • Goods and Pelvises
  • Sell A Ton
  • Lendin’ a Tendon

Enjoy your new unlife of CHARGING AN ARM AND A LEG

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You have been assigned the class of:

  • Skeleton Monk

The three sections of your skill tree are:

  • Ultimate Fasting
  • Truly Bare Knuckle Boxing
  • Transcen-Dental Meditation

Enjoy your new unlife of REACHING (FOR) INNER PEACE

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You have been assigned the class of:

  • Skeleton Paladin

The three sections of your skill tree are:

  • Senseless Censer
  • Clavicall to Arms
  • Turn Living

Enjoy your new unlife of ANSWERING A LOT OF REALLY COMPLICATED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE AFTERLIFE

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You have been assigned the class of:

  • Skeleton Psion

The three sections of your skill tree are:

  • Calcium Crystals
  • Parietal Projection
  • Patellakinesis

Enjoy your new unlife of FEELING PSYCHIC DISTURBANCES IN YOUR BONES SINCE YOUR BRAIN DECOMPOSED

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You have been assigne the class of:

  • Skeleton Racer

The three sections of your skill tree are:

  • Fast and Femerus
  • Pelvic Thruster
  • Skell On Wheels

Enjoy your new unlife of HAVING ONE FOOT ON THE GAS AND ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE

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You have been assigned the class of:

  • Skeleton Ranger

The three sections of your skill tree are:

  • Crossbone Bolt
  • Joint-Blank Shot
  • Fossilised Animal Companion

Enjoy your new unlife of COMMANDING YOUR WARDOG TO STOP PLAYING FETCH WITH YOU

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Skeleton Shaman

The three sections of your skill tree are:

  • Roll the Bones
  • Fright of Passage
  • Mandible Companion

Enjoy your new unlife of COMMUNING WITH THE ANCESTORS IN A VERY PERSONAL WAY

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Skeleton Spy

The three sections of your skill tree are:

  • Ossified Assassination
  • Calcified Documents
  • Cemetery Telemetry

Enjoy your new unlife of SKULKING AROUND WHILE CASING THE JOINT

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Skeleton Thief

The three sections of your skill tree are:

  • Reap Rewards
  • Marrow Escapes
  • A Bone to Lockpick

Enjoy your new unlife of GIVING YOURSELF THE FIVE-PHALANGE DISCOUNT

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Credit for this is shared between tumblr users akugumo, dragonfogel, transmemesatan, ibarelyknewr, itisntrocketscience, thewrongexecution, and yours truly