peirce pressure

Parents experience Peirce Pressure, too

My father sent this in response to the email with the link to the Thrill article I sent him. Taken directly from his email: 

“I definitely had Parent Pierce Pressure figuring out weather to put the not really bacon back on pile after I put on my plate, when I realized it was not really bacon. That’s how they should label it.
What’s it made of, turkey? For all I know it might be stray cats from crazy cat lady lunch lady. ‘I used to have 300 cats, but not anymore’.
Bacon falls under the 'If it ain’t broke don’t fix it’ category. Like pizza, margarita pizza has no reason to exist, sausage, bacon and onion pizza isn’t broken.”

Well then. Glad that’s all cleared up.