Peggy: I don’t want you to think that John and I are dating, because we’re not. That was purely accidental intercourse.
Angelica: You had intercourse accidentally? What were you trying to do, Peggy?
Peggy: I was returning a book.
Eliza: And your pants fell off?
Why don't John and Peggy get along? Was it because of a heartbreak or do they just not like each other?