peep army


Hobbit/LotR Ask Meme: Theflightytemptress, Cuddlyaxe and Anonymous asked 10. Favourite weapon? 

“Forged long ago in the lost Elf kingdom of Gondolin, Orcrist, the ‘goblin cleaver’, was a legendary blade, well known to the wise of Middle-earth and infamous among their enemies." 

"Having disappeared for centuries, the sword would reappear in, of all places, a Troll hoard, where, among the detritus and ruin, it catches the eye of Thorin Oakenshield. To the Dwarf, well versed in the crafting of fine weapons, it is a sword of peerless craft, but it is Elrond, lord and lore-master of Rivendell, who is able to name the blade and tell Thorin of its prestigious lineage." 

"No finer sword could a king of any race wish for." 

anonymous asked:

Assuming Venenzuela gets taken over by AnCap people, very rich people and or corporations take over when the government collapses and them AnCap peeps and their armies of mercenaries and PMCs now take over. And it'd happen while you're in the country, what do?

Join a PMC faction for free, as long as they give me a gun, and then betray them and join their rival to help fight them with my brand new gun, slowly climbing my way into the organization/corporation by working well for them while slowly killing its heads from the shadows, until I’m the head of it all, becoming the de facto leader of Venezuela in the process, where I can finally launch my all time goal: Invade Panama and give it back to Colombia!!!

All the while I organize a special operations group in the US with the sole purpose of desecrating Teddy Roosevelt’s grave, dig out his remains, and bring them here to be publicly displayed around various locations in Panama, letting people take mementos until there’s nothing left. 

anonymous asked:

Idk if you've answered this question bfr but how did u and ellieljade first knew each other? Ur friendship just seems dope lmao

I know @ellieljade has answered it a time or two before, so I’ll go ahead and do so this time. 

Once upon a time, in the subreddit for BTS (r/bangtan), there was a post about everyone’s ages and how one user felt odd because they weren’t in their teens and I joined in with my own woes. Come to find out, there’s a lot of us ARMY peeps that aren’t in our teens but we still stan our boys and I was introduced to a (at the time) safe place to join my fellow olds in stanning and thirsting after not just BTS but any group.  After some time, Nicole got drunk one night and put out a post asking if anyone wanted to start a KKT chat. If I remember correctly, her post was something like, “So. I’m drunk and this seems like a great plan.” I quickly joined in along with ten or so others. 

For a time, we were all very active in that chat, but one thing was a bit hard to keep up with and that was shipping. Nicole and I… we just can’t do shipping between real people. Fictional characters? Hell. Yes. (Looking at you VoldemortxHarry *cough*). So, when all of the shipping members of the chat were posting about fics they were working on or fics they had read, I piped in with a TaehyungxReader fic that I had stumbled upon and died reading. Nicole promptly joined me in the fangirling and we ended up making a separate chat for just the two of us. 

And the rest? Well, it’s history. Lmfao. 

We got to know each other more, discovering that we’re so eerily alike in many, many ways. Beyond the mutual kinks, we had similar childhoods, things we like, things we hate, etc. It gets almost creepy sometimes, tbh. And it was through our messaging that she started writing and then I followed after her. We’re constantly exchanging ideas for new plots, kinks to add, conversations that should be had, and scenarios that need to happen. Not a day goes by where we’re not messaging each other, even now that we’re 14 hours apart time wise.

It’s weird to think that we weren’t talking to each other a little over a year ago. I text her more than my parents and my best friends. She texts me more than she does her own husband lmfao. It’s a good friendship, a great one, and I love her. And her filthy mind. <3

EDIT: Correction. Nicole IS a best friend. So. I text her more than all of my other friends and best friends.

Lee Pace:  The Hobbit - The Battle of Five Armies Red Carpet

Windsor Arms Hotel, Toronto

New still from 5x11
Notice the army peeps in the background!?
The army finally catches up to Ian and busts him for impersonating Lip

Though it’ll be another hurdle for Gallavich I’m glad that the writers didn’t just low key forget about Ian’s stint in the army. Like that was his dream and he fucked it up, I’m glad they’re addressing it.