peeling fruit



I only have mouth ulcers when
I want to eat oranges.
Even now, as I write this poem I want
To eat oranges.
My friend once wrote a poem
About oranges; the bitter peel of the fruit,
Some memory of her father:
The ash taste, the ash flesh.

Today I met a girl who was not
Sad, or bad, or mad,
She was just 
While wearing a funny hat
While speaking with a funny mouth.
At the park we tried to talk
I climbed the jacaranda tree.
In my awkwardness, she seemed to think
I was going to jump.

But I did not
I took my mouth ulcers home
Where I mostly pretend to be English.
At home I watch an English television show,
I eat the thick, white bread,
I only drink teas with milk.
In the next room, my beleaguered father
Falls asleep. He is growing old.

But when I was young, he told me a story
About a boy and a tree full of orange blossoms.

I no longer remember it now, but then,
It made me cry.
—  Yiwei Chai, Oranges
Yes, I’ll explain this Catalan Christmas tradition every year

The Tió de Nadal is a pre-Christian tradition that basically consists on a log that   poops presents for children on Christmas. The log has a face drawn, wears a barretina (the traditional Catalan hat), and is covered by a blanket so that he doesn’t get cold.

We place him in a visible place, such as the living room (if it’s close to a fireplace better), at the beginning of December, and children leave food (usually fruit peels, nuts…) to feed him.

Then, on Christmas Day (or, for some families, Christmas Eve), children hit him with long sticks while singing a song that asks him to give them presents. At the end of the song, the blanket is removed, and it reveals all the presents that were hidden under it, representing that he “pooped” them.

And it doesn’t seem weird to us until we have to explain it to a foreigner.

witch tip: citrus peels.

when peeling your fruit, remove as much of the pith (the white fleshy stuff inside) as possible. wash the the pieces of peel (you don’t want dirt or anything else to get into your spell right?), then leave them out to dry somewhere they’ll be undisturbed. i leave mine about one day on one side, then flip them over so I know both sides will be completely dried out. 

once they’re dry, you can break them into small pieces or grind them as fine as you want. grinding them may take a while so I would suggest doing that in advance of when you’ll need them. 

I use lemon and lime for purification and banishing, orange for happiness and positivity, and tangerine for a potency boost to whatever i’m doing. feel free to use your own correspondences, of course!

Cleaning up with fruit

Researchers at the University of Granada, Spain, the Centre for Electrochemical Research and Technological Development and the Centre of Engineering and Industrial Development, Mexico, have developed a process to clean contaminated water using a new adsorbent material made from fruit peels.

Credit: University of Grenada

38.2 million tonnes of fruit peels are produced annually worldwide with limited use after the consumption of the fruit. The team used an Instant Controlled Pressure Drop treatment to modify the structure of the peels to give them adsorbent properties. The result is a material that can selectively remove metals and organic pollutants present in water.  

The researchers also showed that it is possible to use the material in fixed bed columns in a lab-scale study, which allowed them to obtain parametres to design a large-scale use for the material.

a concept:

it’s midnight. december.
the room is lit dimly and warmly,
and i am curled up on your stomach.
we are hungry, so we fetch sweet clementines from the fridge and peel them in bed. you smell like citrus.
we have competitions to see who can take the whole peel intact from the fruit.
the loser feeds the winner.
we smile. everything is okay in this moment, i realize, because i am no longer afraid of my sexuality, sex and expression of it, because we fit so well together here
at midnight
feeding each other sweet clementines.

—  a concept (sweet clementines)

You know you’re a witch when you save the shells any time you eat eggs or nuts.

I literally have small jars full of eggshell pieces, waiting to be made into powder, and nuts shells that split in usable halves for charms.

I also have jars of dried fruit peels and seeds, for that matter, to say nothing of all the dried herbs and flowers.

I’m not saying that ALL men are useless but for some reason my dad and brother loses the ability to microwave their own food or peel fruits by themselves when me or my mother are around. 

I’m here washing the dishes and my brother’s just watching Youtube and “Sis can you get me a fruit?” Uh can you not see that I am occupied why don’t you get yourself a fruit you have hands for fuck’s sake. 

I mean my brother’s 10 but I don’t want him to become an useless adult like dad. I’m sorry but if you’re an abled bodied adult male who knows how to look in the fridge and use a microwave yet you still stand at the table and ask “where’s the food?” Then you’re pretty useless. 

Hold everything very carefully unless it is your lover’s back. Then, become metal, become teeth, do not gentle yourself for any man. Do not change for the ones who think that
you should be softer, less mouth, less voice. You do not owe regrowth to anyone but yourself. When they begin to ask for you to shape yourself around them, leave. Shut the door firmly. Do not look back.