peeing myself a little

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I liked Taylor Swifts new music video so much I wanted to remake it myself! But to be honest the video did make me pee myself a little witch I aint like doin on accident.

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The idea of him getting aroused and his cock throbbing HARD underneath his clown truffles by the sight of me pissing in fear turns me on. I want him to lap up my wet, dripping pussy with his long serpent tongue that I can’t stop wetting myself. A little pee play with Pennywise.

Shopping diarrhea

I went for a few drinks last night. I didn’t get too drunk, but I managed to pick up a cold halfway through the day and I ended up going home a snuffly mess. I felt worse when I woke up this morning. I had a coffee, which made my insides hurt a bit, then I got a sudden need to poo. It was making me feel unwell to hold it though, so rather than get dressed and head outside, I went to the toilet, but stopped it at the point were it got quite loose. My bowels were screaming for more relief but I held it and went back to bed.

My stomach was not happy with me for doing this. I kept getting the need to fart when I knew it wasn’t going to be a fart, but I wasn’t in the mood for going outside to mess myself. I managed to wait for an hour then I realised there was diarrhea in me wanting to come out and it’d be a shame to waste a good opportunity.

I peed carefully before I left, noticing that my underwear was already slightly stained from holding it in. I kept the same underwear on (white), put on some black jeans, and put a coat over my pajama top so no-one could see I was still half in my pajamas. I left the house and wandered to the nearby shop.

At the shop, there was quite a few festive shoppers around, even though this wasn’t the main shopping area of the city. It is more like a small shopping arcade. I went into the supermarket and picked up a couple of things I needed. There was a cute girl on the checkout, and quite a few good looking women around, one behind me had a girl who looked around 10 years old.

As I queued, I let out a small fart. It was warm and wet, and I knew it was more than a fart but it was difficult to tell. There was an immediate smell. I was alarmed to see that the woman and the girl was standing very close to me, and I didn’t realise they were so close. The woman said to the girl ‘was that you?’ and the girl replied no. Straight after this I moved forward to get served.

The girl serving apologised for making me wait in a robotic way, even though I was only waiting for about 15 seconds. She smiled at me, and I smiled back, releasing my bowels a little. There was a definite movement, and I felt a soft ripple of mess filling my pants quite quickly. I stopped though as it was so wet that I worried it would show through the back of my jeans. It was dangerously wet.

I bagged my shopping in the bag I had taken with me, releasing a little more mess as I was walking away, and I felt my legs get wet. Uh-oh.

I walked home, feeling behind me to see if I was wet. I couldn’t feel wet, but the mess was barely solid at all. It quivered as I touched it lightly. It was running down my legs a little so it was a race against time to get home.

As I neared the house, I pushed again as a couple of teenage girls walked towards me. This time it was audible, and my pants ballooned out. It was an explosion and the wetness was everywhere now. I knew my pants were sagging badly but I didn’t want to check as it would make it obvious. I also peed a little here. I walked past the girls, feeling the mess run down my leg and pool into my socks. What a disaster. I wish I looked back here but I was too nervous.

As I crossed the road to my house, a female jogger ran past from behind me. I wondered how it looked from the back. I entered the house, pushing again but getting no more mess out, only a little more pee. 

I checked myself in the mirror and the stain wasn’t noticeable but the bulge certainly was! It was huge.I pushed it a little and it ran down my legs even more so I retreated to the toilet. There is no doubt that the jogger saw the huge sagging bulge.

I spent so long cleaning up. The toilet floor was a mess as I dripped everywhere when I took my jeans off. My pants were utterly ruined, soaked through. I’m amazed that the jeans didn’t soak through too, but I think it was because the big explosion was so near the end. 

I forgot to mention, both my flatmates are away for a week. That’s why I was able to get away with this! It’s the first time since I moved here that I’ve had the house properly to myself.

Underwear is in the washing machine now. Might have to bin them as the stain might not come out.

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The Conjuring 2 (2016) - James Wan

5 bullets on this film:

  • I usually like James Wan’s films, but I really hate commercial horror movies with too many special effects and the usual cliche story about a family who is haunted by a demon and blah blah blah. While I was waiting for The Conjuring 2, I had hope in my little heart. I thought ‘hey, maybe it’s gonna be an original movie!! It’s James Wan, afterall’. OH, DAMN, I WAS WRONG. The Conjuring 1 and The Conjuring 2 have literally the same plot/dialogues, only with different characters. 
  • The cinematography is good, but I didn’t really like the setting. It looked like the writer searched for ‘London during the ‘70s’ on Google and clicked on the first link that showed up.

  • I think the film would’ve been scarier if the ghosts/demons hadn’t appeared, because makeup and special effects are a huge turn off. Like, when you imagine a demoniac creature only in your head it’s super scary, but then, when it’s shown on the screen, it’s ‘meh’.

  • Vera Farmiga and Patrick Wilson were awesome, and the girl who plays Janet (Madison Wolfe) was really good. I saw some pictures of the real Janet and the actress looks almost exactly like her, it’s incredible. 

  • It was scary, but not ‘I can’t go to the bathroom because I’m scared of seeing satan on the mirror’ scary. That demoniac nun made me pee myself a little, though. And if you believe that the Enfield poltergeist was real it gets even scarier. I’m not gonna say I don’t believe it, because I don’t want any demons haunting me to prove their existence. Demons, back off. 
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There’s A New Baby *Neymar imagine*
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You know what I don’t like, vomiting. I mean I know there are people in the world who don’t like it also but, I like to believe I’m the worst person you could do that around.

For one I would probably, try and get as far away from you. And second I’d probably do it to but on you. However for me to be the one throwing up was worse.

So you could imagine how I felt throwing up at 4 in the morning. And being alone when it happened was even worse . But that wasn’t the last , it was just the beginning.

I was throwing up for the whole day. And thank God Neymar hadn’t noticed because then he’d get worried and, try and get me to the hospital when nothing is wrong. “Hey babe, what do you want to eat tonight?” Neymar asked opening the fridge

I turned in my seat. “How about we have take out? We haven’t had that in a while” I said

He thought about it. “Alright, sure what do you what?”

I smiled,” Chinese please”

He chuckled. “Um Ney I’m going to the bathroom really quick” I said

He nodded and sat down on the couch. I hurried to the bathroom but not to the point where he would notice something different.When I reached the bathroom, I threw up. 

I washed my face, and brushed my teeth. When I got back out, Neymar was just closing the door. Neymar held up, the Chinese food. “Hungry?” 

He smiled, and I grabbed the plates, “Alright, lets eat!”

We, sat down at the table. And as soon as Neymar opened the first box, something just came over and I just had to throw up. I stood and ran up, and towards the bathroom. “Y/N! Are you okay?” Neymar asked running behind me

I threw up, and felt Neymar pull back my curls.He rubbed my back, and said soothing words.When I finished throwing up, I sat up. And I felt tears stream down my cheeks. 

“Babe why are you crying are you okay?” He asked crouching down in front of me

“I-I-I don’t know, I’ve just been throwing up all morning” I said

He smiled, I looked at him like he was crazy. “Why the hell are you smiling!?” I asked

“Did you ever think you could be pregnant?” He asks

“Pregnant? How we had sex- Holy shit! I knew got my period” I said realizing

“Well why don’t you take a test?”

I put my head in my knees, this can’t be happening. “Look I texted, Rafaella to buy you one everythings gonna be okay” He said

I looked at him, “This can’t be happening”

He stood up and put his hands in front of me to stand up. I took his hands and he pulled me to his chest. Kissing my forehead, “I love you and no matter what happens I love you “ He said

We waited in the living room, and Neymar kept giving me things to drink. “Neymar I’m going to pee myself before she even gets here” I said pushing away the next drink

At that moment, Rafaella came in the house. “Hello love birds” She said coming in

“Where’s the test?” Neymar asked

“Okay Mr.Rushy, here” She said handing me the box

Neymar gave me a smile. I went into the bathroom, and looked at myself. I started doing a little pee dance, and then I peed on the stick. When I finished I placed the stick on the box, and washed my hands. 

I unlocked the door, and Neymar jumped up. “Did it finish? What’d it say?” He rushed out

I chuckled, “Slow down there, buddy. I have to wait 3 minutes” I said

Rafa waved from the couch, “How are you feeling?” She asked

“Eh, I’m okay just I feel it coming up again” 

She nodded, and went back to watching TV. We waited and I felt like we were waiting forever. Finally Rafa, stood up. “Times up”

I looked at Neymar, to see him smiling at me. “It’s going to be okay Babe” He said

I nodded and went into the bathroom, counting to three I took a deep breath and looked. Positive.

I walked out, and they stood up. “So what did it say? Am I gonna be an Aunt?”Rafa asked a smile on her face

“Neymar, are you ready?”I asked

“Ready for what?”

“Ready to be a Dad?” I said

That’s when it hit them and Rafaella screamed, while Neymar hugged me so tight I thought I’d die. “Congratulations!” Rafaella said

A 250 kilo undetonated bomb from WW2 was found barely a mile from where I live in Munich. Mein Boo texted me just as I was about to get home from finishing setting up my classroom that a team of experts was going to detonate it. The police evacuated and cordoned off a 300 square meter area. It was supposed to detonate about 45 minutes ago, and I was told I should’ve heard it from my apartment, but nothing yet.

They found another WW2 bomb a few months ago outside the city center, steps away from where a friend of mine lives. No harm came of that, but it looks like as the city continues to update and maintain its infrastructure that more will be found.