Last summer, my dad infuriated a customer at work. (It's an eye doctor's office with an eyeglass shop). She pulled damp bills out of her bra, (it was a very very hot day), to pay for her glasses. So my dad asks her to lay them on the counter, she does, and he fucking pulls out the antibacterial Lysol spray and sprays the bills. She complained to the doctor who owns the practice and he almost peed himself laughing.