ped suspensions

Wait, people are pissed at Madison Bumgarner for what?? falling off a dirtbike? On what fuckin planet, man? Pro athletes are allowed to have lives.

listen I would KILL for Starling Marte to be out because he banged up his shoulder doing redneck shit instead of a PED suspension. Plus MadBum is gonna be out two months but I promise you that NO ONE on God’s green earth is more upset than he is

like honestly what the living breathing hell is wrong w sports fans sometimes