peasants in the back

Flirting with the signs:

Aries: u ok?

Taurus: *dies inside*

Gemini: ew, back away peasant

Cancer: *sweats*

Leo: *flirts back*

Virgo: *avoids you*

Libra: heyyy ;) *is better at it than u*

Scorpio: *doesn’t like u but flirts anyway*

Sagittarius: hi *remembers heartbreak* noPE I DON’T WANT WHAT UR SELLING BYEE

Capricorn: *falls in love*

Aquarius: we talked about this; we’re just friends

Pisces: *forgets how to human*

Barbie as The Princess and The Pauper Sentences

FREE

“All my life I’ve always wanted to have one day just for me.”
“What do you think I’m running here, a cabaret?”
“Keep laughing, you’ll be working for me for another 37 years.”
“What would it be like to be free?”
“You would think that I’m so lucky that I have so many things.”
“Duty means doing the things your heart may well regret.”

HOW CAN I REFUSE

“What better husband could a princess choose?”
“I’ll wear the crown, for how can I refuse?”
“All hail me!”
“This peasant’s son wont turn and run!”
“The moment that I get back, I will show them who’s the boss.”

WRITTEN IN YOUR HEART

“You’re always free to begin again.”
“When you find the place that your heart belongs, you’ll never leave.” 
“You and I will always be celebrating life together.”
“You’ll find destiny is written in your heart.”

I AM A GIRL LIKE YOU

“It’s cold and wet.”
“In my head I’m back in bed, snuggled up and sleeping late.”
“I’d rather be in my library reading science books all day.”
“We take responsibility, we carry through, do what we need to do.” 

TO BE A PRINCESS

“Stay present, stay pleasant, stay proud.”
“Never show a thing you feel inside.”
“Speak and be clever, never at a loss for words.”

THE CAT’S MEOW

“Something in your throat?”
“I can see it when you’re feeling low, you can’t hide that from me.”
“You should change your point of view.”
“There is not one hair of you that I would rearrange.”

IF YOU LOVE ME FOR ME 

“Will I be the one you choose?”
“Can you tell my heart is speaking? My eyes will give you clues.”
“What you see may be deceiving, truth lies underneath the skin.”
“In my heart, I’d be glad if you loved me for me.”

BONUS 

“You’re like this rock. Unassuming on the outside but a treasure within.”
“You do love disguises, don’t you.”
“I’ve got dirt on my bum!”

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Show idea: Dim is a peasant whose heart (and some of his colon) is stolen by a witch. At the behest of his peasant dads, he leaves behind his peasant life and embarks on a journey facing new friends, foes, and plagues in the hope of finding his bodily organs and the meaning of love. 

  • Me: *Looking over giveaway fics* Hmmm...
  • Erin: *Hovering over my shoulder* ...You know what would be fun?
  • Me: *Half-listening* Hm?
  • Erin: A Prince and Pauper AU with The original cast of Miraculous as well as the current cast.
  • Me: *Pauses; snorts* How the hell would that work?
  • Erin: Well, think of it: a lonely prince trapped in his ivory tower, longing for freedom--
  • Me: That's already in the show.
  • Erin: Shush, I'm not done. Ahem, as I was saying--a lonely prince trapped in his ivory tower, longing for freedom, decides one night that enough is enough, and so he steals away into the night and convinces the first peasant that resembles him to switch places with him.
  • Me: ... *Leans back in chair* Hmm. Well, I could see Adrien being the prince, but Felix as a pauper?
  • Erin: Perhaps an accountant, then.
  • Me: *Snorts* That could work. And Bridgette could be a princess, reluctant to be betrothed to a baby-faced prince, until she comes to visit him and sees, whoa, sudden growth spurt, he's suddenly hot, what's happening? Oh! And Adrien would naturally falls for the baker's daughter, Marinette! That would be so....... *Glares at Erin* Why do you do this to me?
  • Erin: *Smirks* Because you make it too easy, dear.
Headcanon that Kokichi is smol but will beat you up
  • Kokichi: HAHA FOOLISH PEASANTS, I AM YOUR LEADER! OBEY ME
  • Kaede: holy shit you're so short
  • Kokichi: W-WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO YOUR SUPREME RULER??
  • Kaede: I could literally hold you with one hand god you're so damn adorabl-
  • Kokichi: *Stomps on Kaede's foot*
  • Kaede: what the-
  • Kokichi: *flips her on her back*
  • Kokichi: PEASANT, DARE NOT SPEAK TO ME WITH SUCH LANGUAGE
  • Keebo: Calculating badass levels... Calculation complete. The level of badass is 100%
  • Kokichi: hAHA *Dabs*
BEST UPDATE YET

oh well i’ll just tool around in the speech files then i guess

 ANNOUNCE_ENCUMBERED =
   {
       "Huff… Pant…“,
       "I should have built… a lifting machine…”,
       "Lift… with your back…“,
       "This isn’t… gentleman’s… work…”,
       "For… science… oof!“,
       "Is this… messing up my hair?”,
       "Hngh…!“,
       "Pant… Pant…”,
       "This is the worst… experiment…“,

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BTS when they see you at the beach with your guy friends

How would Bts react to seeing you at the beach with all your friends….. Most of them boys XD

Jin: “Honey, what are you doing breathing the same air as these peasants? Put your clothes back on, we are going home.”

Originally posted by oh-suga-suga

Jimin: *doesn’t notice, is too busy looking at your body*

Originally posted by jinkooks

J-Hope: “Oh HIIII FRIENDS of Y/N. I’m so PLEASED to meet you oh hahah”

Originally posted by hugtae

Jungkook: *in his mind he has knocked them out 3 times each*

Originally posted by btaes

Rap Monster: “I think I’ll be fine” *admires his arms*

Originally posted by rnamjoon

Suga: “You said you were going out with friends… these are GUYS… DId you know that they are guys? You did… Oh…”

Originally posted by jjungkook

V. “UM HELLOOOOO BEAUTIFUL BOYFRIEND HERE”

Originally posted by hugtae

A/N: None of these gifs are mine. Creds go to their owner

Bundschuhe

So I recently found out some fun history behind these beauties:

They are a style of shoe worn by peasants in medieval Europe.  In what is now Germany, they became a symbol of revolution during the German Peasant Rebellion, because they put depictions of the shoe on their flags.

That got me to thinking about how we’ve been bringing back a lot of ye olde trends lately, like tall boots and peasant tops, and how fitting it would be if these things came back because rebellion shoe and current political climate.

A Guide to the INTJ Smile

1. The confounded laugh: “Heh, what the hell?” “Are you crazy? Stupid?” “This is so ridiculous that it’s almost funny.” 
Eyes frowned, eyebrows raised, head shaking, low chuckle.

2. The disbelieving smile: “Really. Are you suuure about that?”
Questioning expression - one eyebrow raised, the other slightly furrowed, crooked smile.

3. The let down, grudging chuckle: “That was such a bad pun, and yet I’m laughing; why?!” “No, you did something that stupid?”
Head tilted down, hand supporting forehead or optional facepalm, exhaling chuckle.

4. The satisfied smile: “Mm, nice subtle wordplay there, I like it.”
Head nodding, eyes crinkled and focused, sides of mouth slowly rising up.

5. The contemptuous smile: “Carry on, little peasant, I’ll pretend to care.”
Head slightly tilted back, eyes half closed and looking down, eyebrows slightly raised.

6. The knowing smirk: “Ah ha, I see what you’re doing there… Let’s be partners in crime.”
Head tilted sideways and nodding, eyes focused, side smirk.

7. The awkward smile: “How is this funny? I don’t get it, please continue to a more interesting topic.”
Eyes unfocused and looking sideways, small frown, tight hesitant smile.

8. The evil chuckle: “Muhaha, let me just harness the INTJ stereotype.”
Head slightly tilted down, eyes focused, eyebrows frowning, teeth showing chuckle.

9. The full blown laugh: “LOL!”
The normal laugh: eyes crinkled, mouth open, laughing.

10. The demanding smile: “Is that candy I see? I will kindly request some of that, thank you.” 
Eyes focused, eyebrows wiggling, sly grin.