peanuts singing

When Hanzo and McCree first met:

Hanzo: (sees McCree) ♪ What is this feeling, so sudden and new? ♪

McCree: (sees Hanzo) ♪ I felt the moment I laid eyes on you. ♪

Hanzo: ♪ My pulse is rushing … ♪

McCree: ♪ My head is reeling … ♪

Hanzo: ♪ My face is flushing … ♪

Both: What is this feeling? ♪

Both: ♪ Fervid as a flame … does it have a name …? ♪

Both: ♪ Yes … LOVING. ♥

Genji: (from the peanut gallery) Wait, what?!

Both: UNADULTERATED LOVING. ♥ ♥

Reaper: (also from the peanut gallery) … what. The. HELL?

McCree: ♪ For your face - ♪

Hanzo: ♪ Your voice - ♪

McCree: ♪ Your clothing! ♪

Both: Let’s just say ♥ ♥ ♥ I LOVE IT ALL! ♥ ♥ ♥

Soldier: 76: (speaking for the entire peanut gallery) That’s … not how the song goes …

Pitch Perfect Starters:
  • “You guys are awesome..ly horrible.”
  • “I set fires to feel joy.”
  • “Whoop, there it is!”
  • “Well, sometimes I have the feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think, mm, better not.”
  • “I should’ve taken that cardio tip more seriously.”
  • “You’re really drunk right now. I don’t think you’re gonna remember any of this."
  • “No, I’m not drunk at all. You’re just blurry.”
  • “Damn. Prison changed you.”
  • “I can’t concentrate on anything you’re saying until you cover your junk"
  • “If I could sing a lick, I would. But I can’t. And I hate myself every day for it!”
  • “Just tell me where you’re at with English.”
  • “Your weirdness is actually affecting my vocal chords.”
  • “Whoo, that little peanut can sing!”
  • “I can see your toner through those jeans!”
  • “Organized nerd singing? This is great!”
  • “Do you want to see a dead body?”
  • “This time I’m not gonna choke it down!”
  • “I’m willing to sign breasts.”
  • “If at first you don’t succeed, pack your bags."