peace walkers

  • Beating most Metal Gear games: Play for like 8 or 9 hours and you're done.
  • Beating Peacewalker: Play for 12 or 13 hours and then upgrade your base, make sure your R&D Department is at least level 40, play a few missions until Zadornov escapes, capture him, repeat 6 times because for some reason you can't just kill him, spin around ,stop, land on your right foot DON'T FORGET IT, now it's time to bring it around town. Bring it arOUUUND town. Then ya do this and THIS AND THIS AND THIS AND THIS AND THIS AND THIS AND THIS.

Friendly reminder that this exists, it’s perfect and canon.