peace stone

WEIRD CONVERSATIONS WITH B&N CASHIERS
  • Cashier: So, 'War and Peace' and 'Led Zeppelin IV' on vinyl. That's an interesting combination.
  • Me: I mean, add vodka and you'd have the perfect night in.
  • Cashier: Yeah, right on. Anything else?
  • Me: Uh, the Stones go nice with bourbon and Faulkner.
  • Cashier: That's... not what I meant.
  • Me: Oh. No, I'm good.