Tbh andy samberg is the most attractive male alive like his hair is perfect and so curly and fluffy and cute and his smile like fuckin lights up every room and his fashion sense is adorable (he wears sneakers with suits like omg) and he’s got the most amazingly expressive eyes (case in point the most intense HEART EYES ive ever seen and his puppy eyes o m f g) and his nose is so frickin cute and makes his expressions even more adorable and he’s also just so funny and sweet AND SO TALENTED!!!!! He’s seriously so good at everything he tries! Acting, directing, comedy, music, rapping, AND serious films!!! Ahh!! He’s also so damn sincere which makes him even more attractive like good god i have a level 1000 crush on this man he is so damn cute also his arms are wow and his hands are WOWER and his butt is like 1000000/10 AND HE K N O W S IT TOO LIKE BRUH he is the sexiest dude ive ever seen hands down

taking a break from the fake subs

its upsetting how often they’ve been reposted outside of tumblr. i i thought it was pretty common sense not to do this kind of stuff. its happened way too many times and im just in a really shitty mood.

im glad if these fake subs made you guys laugh. thank you for all your nice messages about them. i’m really happy to hear they brightened up your days! that’s what fandoms about, to cheer you up from shitty things happening irl

but im gonna stop making these subs, until i feel better about this fandom. 

honestly though i just love my team so much and i just want them to win the cup because they have worked so hard and do so well and then playoffs roll around and things never go quite right for them and who knows what will happen during the off season i need ovi to win a cup i need backy to win a cup i just-  sigh. 

Thank you everyone who participated and voted for our mans, not just those who pulled through to vote today, but those who were up at 5am voting non stop two nights ago when we were down 60k votes. We cancelled plans, carried our phones to parties, voted during breaks at work, stayed up till ungodly hours, put together group chats and many many many voting parties. I’m genuinely proud of the way our fandom came together this weekend and even prouder of how humble we’ve been since winning this thing. Love y'all, see you on the other side ✌🏻❤️

an extensive prompt masterlist pt. 2
  • "Are we really just friends, then?"
  • "Do you want me to leave?"
  • "I can't believe you!"
  • "I swear it won't happen again."
  • "What did you say?"
  • "I'm not jealous, why would you say that?"
  • "Why are you smiling so much today?"
  • "You're jealous, aren't you?"
  • "They were just a friend, okay? Nothing more."
  • "When you said you loved me, I thought it was going to be forever."
  • "I'm sorry I called you at 3AM. I needed you."
  • "Maybe I was wrong. I don't need you in my life."
  • "We can't keep doing this."
  • "I don't want to be your secret, anymore."
  • "I have the right to know what's going on!"
  • "The police are coming."
  • "I might have had a few shots."
  • "Are you sure this is legal?"
  • "Isn't this amazing?"
  • "I'm going to take care of you, okay?"
  • "I don't need your sympathy."
  • "I'll miss you when you leave."
  • "You have to believe me."
  • "I'm a monster."
  • "You shouldn't love me."
  • "Stay the night. Please."
  • "You can't die. Please don't die."
  • "Run away with me."
  • "It's about the baby. It's yours."
  • "I wish this could last forever, don't you?"
  • ❤: the morning after.
  • ♛: my muse finds your muse after they ran away.
  • ✎: a journal entry about your muse written by my muse.
  • ▲: my muse is dying in your muse's arms.
  • ▼: your muse is dying in my muse's arms.
  • ★: our muses go stargazing.
  • ✌: our muses spending christmas together.
  • ☯: our muses share a new years' kiss.
  • ✿: my muse gives yours a gift.
  • ☠: your muse comes back to my muse's doorstep 5 years after their death was announced.
  • ♒: our muses spend a day at the beach.
  • ➳: your muse says their first "i love you" to my muse.
  • ☁: my muse says their first "i love you" to your muse.
  • ☏: my muse's voicemail to your muse after a huge fight.
  • 💍: our muse's wedding day.
  • [text]: What do you want now?
  • [text]: So that wasn't you leaving the bar with another person?
  • [text]: Goodnight, I love you.
  • [text]: This is why you're my best friend.
  • [text]: Help, I'm lost.
  • [text]: Do you want to bet on that?
  • [text]: I miss you so much, you have no idea.
  • [text]: Guess who just got back in town.
  • [text]: So I might be in a hospital right now.
  • [text]: So... I just broke up with my boyfriend/girlfriend.
  • [text]: We're breaking up.
  • [text]: We can't keep doing this anymore!
  • [text]: Come on, come to the party!
  • [text]: Can you pick me up from the bar? Too drunk to drive.
  • [text]: You have no clue how I feel so shut up.
  • [text]: I can't believe I wasted my first kiss on you.
  • [text]: I overheard what you said. I didn't know that's what you thought of me.
  • [text]: I call bullshit.
  • [text]: You thought you could get away with that, didn't you?
  • [text]: There's nothing you can do to get me back.