pbs was the shit

AhHHHhhhHhHhHhh

They’ve not put a time or a summary for the next trr chapter so I have a feeling it either won’t come out on Friday and we’ll have to wait another week or it’ll come out really late. Ahhh pb please let me be wrong, this shit is the only reason I survive each week, I HAVE 3 EXAMS THIS WEEK PIXELBERRY HAVE MERCY ON ME

you know, with everything that’s happened, i’ve been thinking a lot about change. about how much i’ve changed since coming to cordonia. liam is a king now, hana stood up to her dad, drake is an uncle. but you… you haven’t changed very much at all. you’re still the same kind, happy-go-lucky, impulsive guy who walked into my bar what feels like a lifetime ago… you know, i’m not sure i’ve properly thanked you for what you did that night. i wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for you. i wouldn’t have become an honorary beaumont or been to court… i wouldn’t have traveled around the world. it was never really about [liam]. it was… a guy standing on my doorstep, offering me the adventure of a lifetime. i had fun that night, but until you showed up the next morning, it was just a night. i would have gone on with my life like nothing had ever happened. what i mean to say is… thank you.


you’ve been fixing [my problems]. weren’t you the one who spent all day on the phone trying to track down tariq? and who helped me chase down a reporter on the streets of italy? and when i was sitting in the airport after the coronation, waiting for my flight… who came to bring me back to court? it was you, maxwell. i can always count on you for support. you’re the most supportive person in my life… you’ve always believed in me, even when no one else thought i would survive at court.


it’s more than that… maxwell, you’re more than a friend to me. well, it makes sense… you’ve always been by my side, you’ve always championed me… and you’re the first thing i think about when i wake up in the morning… and not just because you’re basically my alarm clock. i guess it just happened… somewhere along the road. i didn’t come to cordonia thinking that i would fall for you. but then you were always there when i needed you, and you always know how and when to make me laugh… i’m not even sure when i realized it.


i don’t want [liam]. and he doesn’t want a loveless marriage, like the one he’d have with madeleine anyway. maxwell, i can’t help the way i feel about you. and i’m not going to keep hiding it because of bertrand… with liam and madeleine’s wedding coming up, and us about to find tariq… i’ve just been thinking a lot about my future lately. and who i might want to spend it with.

—  the fuckin love story of mc & maxwell, unabridged edition, given to us in the year of our lord 2017 merry fuCkiN christmas biCH!!!!!!!!!

i just tried PEANUTBUTTER AND JAM TOGETHER AND WHAT THE FUCK IT TASTES SO GOOD HOLY SHIT HOW???? WHY I DIDNT KNOW THAT SOONER IM 24 FOR GODS SAKE ITS 24 YEARS WASTED EATING THIS SHIT SEPARATELY I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS ANOTHER AMERICAN BULLSHIT THING BUT NO !!! ITS ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD!!!!!! YOU MIGHT HAVE TRUMP BUT YOU’VE DONE THIS PB&J SHIT GOOD AMERICANS CONGRATS IM IMPRESSED

Cat throwing

Context: I’m DM in a test battle for some new players. There’s a Half-Orc fighter (Elizar) and a very small (housecat size) homebrew tabaxi rogue (Peanut Butter). There’s goblin across a large pit that has a key required to escape. Neither have a ranged weapon and the rest of the party is entangled by magic vines.

Elizar: Can I throw Peanut Butter at the goblin?

DM: Okay..? Make a strength check.

Elizar: (Rolls a nat20)

DM: Peanut make a dexterity saving throw.

PB: (Rolls nat1)

DM: You throw Peanut so hard into the goblin that both are now prone and unconscious. Both take 2d6 bludgeoning damage.

PB (ooc): Nice job there.

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A Polly Shelby in season 3 appreciation set - requested by @shelbybros-ltd

“-and yet, it’s not me who leads the dance.”

Yes, villain!Dekuxhero!Hitoshi again!

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GASP! a conspiracy?!!

(pearl dont lie u just wanna get ur sneaky little hands back in jaspers mouth)

The last event of the Cordonian social season is hosted at the Beaumont Estate.  

You know what else is at the Beaumont Estate?  

Maxwell’s room. 

In all aspects of my life I’m really trying to be the human equivalent of a peanut butter and pickle sandwich

like, at first glance it’s downright unpalatable, and it’s honestly still sorta gross even when you love it, but none the less it has a small yet devoted group of ppl who really Get It and genuinely appreciate the unique combination of flavours its bringin to the table lol

player [lack of] support: an epic told in receipts

hello friends, man do i hate that i am actually typing this post BUT the people have spoken and also im fuckin annoyed

backstory: the choices app crashed last week and none of us could play the chapters or even open the app. once this was reported, PB compensated affected players with diamonds and keys (175 and 25, respectively)

ok so with that established, me (a bich with a crashing app) found out this was happening via tumblr and i was like oh hey! that’s so chill of PB to do since the glitch was annoying af especially when ur ~tumblr brand~ is built around being able to use this dum app

oh sweet, naive sarah of two days ago……. u really thought!!!!!

so, like everyone else, i sent in my report on the app. and i got this in reply (sorry i don’t have screens of my original message because i didn’t realize i would have to do a CALLOUT POST and they’re deleted now which i’ll get to later):

im skeptical because like…. how am i supposed to report ur app is crashing… on the app… while it’s crashing

um ok cool so i now know this, but the fact of the matter is not being addressed which is that others were able to report via the app after the fact, so i bring it back around to the point (i dont have the screen of the sent message but this is what i sent):

notice my ass had to send TWO (2) MESSAGES!!!!! and then lo and behold, when i open the app to check for a response next, i am only greeted with this:

BECAUSE HE DELETED THE ENTIRE CONVERSATION AND CLOSED IT OUT.

bro!!! cy pls dude do u not know that i keep tabs on this shit!!!! wow


anyway so proof that it’s a LIE that they were only compensating players who reported during the crash and before the update (which was released on october 17):

note that all the time stamps are october 23 & 24, just like my conversation. the only difference is apparently i got the one player specialist who 1) doesn’t sign off with a friendly greeting and 2) did not operate consistently with prior policy

in conclusion: this was super fucking annoying, god forbid i ever have to contact player support again and get stuck with cy who i guess has it out for me??? and also the only True Homie is naomi our #1 girl who deserves a promotion (preferably above cy)