[Dean and McJones are in a dark cave]
Dean: [holding up a box of dynamite] Hey, I found this box of candles! A big box!
McJones: Box of candles? Light ‘em up!
[Dean lights a stick of dynamite]
McJones: Hey, that’s nice and bright. What kind of candles are those?
Dean: [reading the box] Dee-na-mee-tay. Huh, must be Italian.
(Submitted by Anonymous)