pb&j

Ok so @littlestpersimmon has my all time favorite fam jam art style. Like I dare anyone to disagree with me when I say their stuff is tear inducing and awe inspiring. Hence I commissioned them to do this for piece a scene that I was writing for my pb&j fic but instead I stared at it for twenty minutes, wrote some fluff based on it, and made the last chapter super long to wrap it up because damn doesn’t this make you want nothing but happiness for them?

So in conclusion pb&j is pure, Bell is a beautiful human being, thank you for your time.

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Kiss for Luck

Because fair is fair in magical healthy poly pb&j AU land.
And Look. In this universe in the inevitable future where the Aces and the Falconers play each other for the Stanley Cup, regardless of who wins, everybody wins. Because either way Bitty gets to figure out some sort of creative food for everyone to eat out of it.

(I drew this because I had a fierce need for playoff beards and hockey gear and flow!Jack and stuff.)




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PB&J

Being human didn’t just change my view of food. It changed my view of you. I mean, I can relate now, to how you feel. The only person who has screwed things up more consistently than you - is me. And now I know what that guilt feels like, and I know what it means to feel sorry, Sam. I am sorry. You know, old me, I would’ve just kept going. I would’ve jammed that needle in deeper until you died, because the end always justified the means. But what I went through… Well, that PB&J taught me that angels can change so, who knows, maybe Winchesters can too.

OMGCP: Fics I’ve Been Loving

I’m on a massive Check, Please! kick, as previously noted. And, when you are me, that means reading HUNDREDS of stories. Some of which are really really good. I thought I’d share a few. Keep in mind that I tend toward more “serious” and “angsty” stories, as well as toward more explicit ones, so mind the tags. That said, this ‘verse is turning me pretty fluffy.

baking is punk as fuck by heyfightme (2017, M, 56856 words)

DIY punk band AU. I never would have guessed, but it works so well. I love Punk Jack just about as much as I’ve ever loved any AU character. All of heyfightme’s other stories are great, too. 

Exeunt, Pursued By Heteronormativity by psocoptera (2015, M, 35786 words)

A story about the development of a relationship that includes more than two people. It’s also about choosing your family, and growing up, and learning to love yourself. It’s beautiful.

From the Ground Up by Rianne (2018, E, 167381 words)

A really nice long one, this is a Parsons-centric story featuring a fantastic male OC. I’m just blown away by the great male OCs Parsons gets hooked up with–they’re some of my favorite things in this universe.

Here Come the Dreams by PorcupineGirl (2016, T, 26416 words)

Coffee shop (well, bakery) AU. So sweet and nice and funny, with extra-great Tater action.

if we bite (the pain is sweet) by shellybelle (2016, E, 57164 words)

In-verse Nursey/Dex, wherein they explore kink. I was tentative about this, but it’s really well-done, both sweet and serious.

leave your lovers like campsites by garden of succulents (staranise) (2016, T, 14353 words)

That rarest of creatures, a well-done female OC! A reasonable look at bisexuality! The beginning of a series featuring both, along with Kent Parson! Wins all around.

naked ambition by asfroste (2016, E, 8249 words)

This is just so damn funny and cute and hot. Jack does the ESPN Body Issue and Bitty just cannot deal.

Shoulder to the Wheel by Pinkerton (2017, E, 25577 words)

A pre-canon story about Jack and Kent in the Q. It’s from Kent’s perspective and both he and Jack are just beautifully formed–they are both canon-compliant and brand-new, if that makes sense. The backing cast of OCs is also top-notch.

touchy subject by applecrumbledore (2015, E, 49578 words)

The development of PB&J, featuring an especially sweet and tortured Parse. What, did you think there wasn’t going to be any?

You’re My Amen by Julibean19 (2018, E, 137576 words)

This. Is. So. Fucking. Good. It’s beautiful AU Zimbits, with so much heartbreak and love and reality. It’s a wonderful long story, too, you can sink into and enjoy for days, and best yet? There’s gonna be a sequel. 

And I’m going to end with one of mine, because of course I am. I’m not 100% satisfied with my work in this universe yet, but I do think my latest attempt, a Zimbits story, Donner six pouces (2018, E, 5973 words), is pretty decent. I’m making progress. 

I think most of these are probably fandom staples–I’m working off other people’s recs, so I haven’t discovered a ton of little known stuff yet. Still, if you’re new to this fandom, like me, or if you just a reminder to do a re-read, I hope this helps!

i’m in such pimmbits mood…..

  • Bitty coming home from his job and tiptoeing around bc he knows that his two boys are napping in their room
  • Kent being woken up by a kiss because it’s dinnertime and Jack got up early to help make burgers
  • the three of them talking about their day in the kitchen and laughing at the things that happened
  • kent and bitty laughing hilariously at jack’s terrible jokes because they love him too much and ergo jack thinks that he’s a genuinely funny guy
  • keeping kit away from the table is hard because kent used to let her jump up all the time when he was in vegas
  • bitty complaining about his coworkers and jack and kent nodding along
  • talking about how the game went, how the goals were and the defense of the other team
  • examining injuries and getting massages from each other 
  • they all sleep in same double king sized bed but there’s a smaller bed in their bedroom that one of them take when they want room for themselves
  • throwing bombass dinner parties where bitty gets to make dozens and dozens of minipies and quiches and other party favors and kent gets to lounge around holding a wine glass
  • kent is not as easy pick up and throw over the shoulder as bitty is, so jack bridal carries him when he wants to pick him up
  • the two of them love ganging up on bitty because he’s so small that they can toss him around with ease. not even in a sexy way but in a regular roughhousing way

i just tried PEANUTBUTTER AND JAM TOGETHER AND WHAT THE FUCK IT TASTES SO GOOD HOLY SHIT HOW???? WHY I DIDNT KNOW THAT SOONER IM 24 FOR GODS SAKE ITS 24 YEARS WASTED EATING THIS SHIT SEPARATELY I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS ANOTHER AMERICAN BULLSHIT THING BUT NO !!! ITS ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD!!!!!! YOU MIGHT HAVE TRUMP BUT YOU’VE DONE THIS PB&J SHIT GOOD AMERICANS CONGRATS IM IMPRESSED