A small gift for @saane of her Paz because A) she’s super adorable and it’s Shark Week and B) because I enjoy seeing her art on my dash and twitter feed and hope she keeps on going as long as she has jars of pickles to eat.
Metal Gear Fans:
Is anything real? What's a hallucination? What ISN'T a hallucination? Skullface and BB just buddies now? What's EVEN GOING ON!? ARE THEY GOING TO GET RID OF EVERYONE'S VOICE? IS THAT LIQUID? IS HE STEALING A METAL GEAR THAT LITTLE SHIT? BIG BOSS WHAT THE /FUCK/? DID YOU SEE THAT FUCKING POSTER? DID YOU SEE THOSE FUCKING ROBOT THINGS? WHAT? IT IS LIQUID I FUCKING CALLED IT! BUT WAIT? WHY WAS PAZ ALIVE? WHY IS KAZ BLIND OR WHATEVER?? HOW CAN WE TRUST ANYTHING ANYMORE
i realized that i could be thinking about sad ideas for Mabel and Pacifica but then i realize all of the cute shit they could be doing such as:
they celebrate both Hanukkah and Christmas because why the hell not more gifts
the two of them driving around in Grunkle Stan’s car singing off-key along to Taylor Swift’s 1989 album
Pacifica taking Mabel to a fancy restaurant and Mabel being a total dork the whole time (“ohmygosh is there a fork for every time you take a bite of food?”/ “why are all the waiters wearing suits and ties what if they spill stuff on them?” / “this classical music is sooo boring Paz why aren’t they playing Sev’ral Timez”) and Pacifica doesn’t even care
Mabel knitting them matching sweaters (and Pacifica secretly believes her sweater is the most priceless thing she’ll ever own)
sleepovers every other week because that’s their thing
Pacifica trying to make the first move like “can i kiss you?” and then Mabel just smothers her with kisses
when they’re older they move out of Gravity Falls and go to a big city and live in a shoebox apartment. Pacifica doesn’t even care if they’re eating microwave meals every other evening she’s just so glad that she’s free and happy and she’s got Mabel.