im opening “Pay What You Can Comissions!” I do character design, illustration and fan art, and will do tasteful nudity, or pinups.

i won’t draw ships involving incest, pedophillia, or abuse.

I cant go under like 15$ but basically you give me price range you can afford and we negotiate what can be executed in that range! My paypal is

im trying to pay bills here

Flirt any and everywhere !!!! I was at a Barnes and noble cafe typing up scholarship papers when this man literally sat infront of . Professional , cleaned up and def rocking some doe As he got up to order I casually got in line behind him and as he ordered an espresso with soy I just made a slight remark on how rare such a combo was ( 😭😭😭I def know espressos are common but hey I’m new to this ) He turned around , smirked and said “and what will you be having ? ” I shrugged and said a vanilla latte with soy 🔮 this man paid for my drink then turned around and started flirting . He asked what I was writing about and I explained the essay question , he was amazed that I could sit and really complete these prompts and when I remarked that college isn’t going to pay itself he handed me his phone and said “well I might …could I get your number Luna ?” We exchanged numbers and texting is lowkey lit soooooooooooo , date this Wednesday ( botanical gardens and Georgetown adventures )

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I forget how out of touch some people are...
  • Sister: yeah we ordered pizzas for our students yesterday.
  • Cousin: can't you just expense that?
  • Me, mom, sister:
  • Cousin: you mean you have to pay for your own stuff?
  • Me, mom, sister: Yep.
  • Cousin: what? That's terrible.
Tano and Kenobi: A Respite from Excitement

Previously on Tano and Kenobi…

Ahsoka Tano and Obi-Wan Kenobi successfully negotiated their freedom from the Ohnaka Pirate gang led by the colorful matriarch Mama Ohnaka. After making the exchange of prisons on Mirial, Ahsoka and Obi-Wan return to Coruscant with the rescued civilian crew and Jedi Master Sifo Dyas.

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“Knight Tano? Padawan Kenobi? Might I have a moment of your time?”

Ahsoka and Obi-Wan looked up from the storage container they were sorting through searching for some extra pillows and blankets. While their cruiser could in theory house up to fifteen sentients, that did not mean the accommodations would be the most luxurious and they were making up beds where they could.

“Of course, Master Dyas,” Ahsoka said, standing up and dusting her hands off as Obi-Wan closed the storage crate and pushed it back under the berth it came from. “What do you need?”

“I would like to speak to you two in private, if I may?” he asked, standing just outside of the doorway. “I understand you were going to turn this room over to Captain Penyo and her crew?”

“They’ll take three of the staterooms,” Ahsoka explained as she followed Master Dyas out into the hallway, Obi-Wan trailing after them. “Obi-Wan and I will double up in a room, which leaves a room for you and Captain Avett and Pilot Lincae.”

Master Dyas nodded as they passed down the hallway, returning a greeting from Joti, who was handing out freshly brewed caf to his crew mates. Ahsoka smiled at the relieved survey crew and Obi-Wan held up a hand as they passed by, taking a turn towards one of the smaller, more private rooms that was usually used for sensitive diplomacy or to negotiate delicate matters.

“Please take a seat,” Master Dyas gestured to the room’s round table circled with four plush chairs. He walked over to a hot water dispenser that was built into the wall and opened up another cabinet that held a collection of blue-grey porcelain cups. “Would either of you care for tea or caf?”

“We’ll take tea,” Ahsoka said, looking over at Obi-Wan, who watched the master with sharp blue eyes. “And honey too, if we have some.”

“No honey but we have some excellent sun nectar from Arcadia,” Master Dyas replied as he finished the preparations for tea and carried over a tray of three warm cups. “Drink up. I imagine you two are exhausted after everything that’s happened to you in the past few weeks.”

Ahsoka poured herself a generous helping of sun nectar before handing it over to Obi-Wan who, in true teenage fashion, gave himself perhaps a bit more than he really needed. “I’ll be happy to return to the Temple, where the most exciting thing to happen to me is deciding if I should run to catch a turbolift or not.”

Master Dyas and Obi-Wan laughed softly at her joke and Ahsoka let out a breath she hadn’t been aware she was holding. “So… what did you want to talk to us about?”

“Two things,” Master Dyas said, smiling behind his tea cup. “First of all, I wanted to tell you both how impressed I was with your handling of the Ohnaka gang out on Florrum. That could have been a tragedy on all sides but not only did you two manage to rescue yourselves and your own crew but you were able to rescue the civilians as well. Captain Penyo has spoken glowingly of your actions.”

Ahsoka felt a proud grin rise to her face and she tried to remind herself that a Jedi should always be humble and that she should present a good example for Obi-Wan.

“I agree,” Obi-Wan spoke up, his eyes glowing. “Master was amazing!”

Well, so much for modesty.

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I have a list of the things I dreamed to see in IE (& Go) :

  • Kidou without his goggles FOREVER
  • Midorikawa without tying his hair
  • Endou without his headband more often
  • Suzuno without his habit of the sleeves to see how he feels
  • Gouenji blushing
  • Fudou wearing glasses
  • Aphrodi tying his hair
  • Sakuma without his eye-cover
  • Fubuki being sarcastic
  • Someoka loving the new strikers right in the beginning
  • Kazemaru being jealous (for anything)
  • All the characters in high school
  • Kirino without tying his hair
  • Kariya being serious
  • Zero trucks
  • More moments of Inazuma Legend Japan

Another ideas ?

anonymous asked:

"Elks family is filthy rich. She comes from money." Not going to lie my personal headcanon is that daddy stopped paying for every whim (and snort) and that's why she started bearding- easy money for a spoilt brat, and she gets to keep her superiority because "her bf is in 1D."

Hsjsjskslsls that’s mine too and plus she failed so hard trying to be a fashion icon (because she’s very boring with her looks let’s be honest) that she had to go back to bearding because it’s literally the only thing she’s good at

satire-please  asked:

How much would I need to pay you for the 4th chapter of Not so Accidental Baby Acquisition? (Not really kidding, I have venmo) I have fallen in love with the story so hard and your motherhen Cloud of doom is incredible.

I am probably gonna finish it after taking a break from it. Crack is exhausting to write, is all.

anonymous asked:

Hi, do you have any or know any masterpost that explains the bears RBB & SBB and their connection to harry and louis? I'm a new larrie and I wanted to understand why the bears are so significant :)

Hello! Welcome to the cool side haha 

I think this one is the best to explain it all, if you have any doubts ask me and I’ll try to help out :)