pay the troll toll

[puts my lips against the microphone] hi i’m so glad you all came. here’s my 5000 word analysis on why the troll toll song featured in season 4 episode 13 “the nightman cometh” of fx’s hit show it’s always sunny in philadelphia is actually about mac paying the troll toll to get into the boy’s hole, which isn’t dennis’ asshole as one may suspect, but rather his god hole, which he’s previously tried to fill with money, the illusion of power, and puss, but now realizes that he’s needed mac to fill all along. furthermore,

anonymous asked:

hot boy. bet you'd like to suck on daddy's cock until he cums in your boy hole, huh?

but first u gotta pay the troll toll

M!A Mythological Creatures List

Brute: Muse becomes an Orc for (anon specified).

Bite: Muse becomes a Vampire for (anon specified).

Thin The Herd: Muse becomes a Werewolf for (anon specified).

Sleeping Shepard: Muse becomes a Satyr for (anon specified).

Daedalus’ Maze: Muse becomes a Minotaur for (anon specified).

Clippity Clop: Muse becomes a Centaur for (anon specified).

Bubble Bubble: Muse becomes a Witch for (anon specified).

Shot It In The Head!: Muse becomes a Zombie for (anon specified).

Yol, Toor Shul!: Muse becomes a Dragon (specified species) for (anon specified).

Time’s Up: Muse becomes the Grim Reaper for (anon specified).

What The Hell Is THAT?: Muse becomes a mutant for (anon specified)

No Rest For The Wicked: Muse becomes a devil for (anon specified)

Pact of Righteousness: Muse becomes an angel for (anon specified).

Lustful Wretch: Muse becomes a Succubus/Incubus for (anon specified).

Did You Hear That?: Muse becomes a poltergeist for (anon specified).

Your Faithful Student: Muse becomes a mage (type of magic) for (anon specified).

Walking Timber: Muse becomes a Treant for (anon specified).

To A Non-Believer: Muse becomes a god of (anon specified) for (anon specified).

Who Could It Be That Set You Free?: Muse becomes a Nuckelavee for (anon specified).

Hail Hydra!: Muse becomes a Hydra for (anon specified).

Suit And Tie: Muse become a Slender for (anon specified).

Oh, That’s So Creepy!: Muse becomes a Haunted Doll for (anon specified).

Faithful Trickster: Muse becomes a Kitsune for (anon specified).

Majestic: Muse becomes a unicorn (magic or not, anon specified) for (anon specified).

Winged Stead: Muse becomes a Pegasus for (anon specified).

Healthy Trees: Muse becomes a Dryad for (anon specified).

Guess What I Am!: Muse becomes a Shapeshifter / Doppelganger for (anon specified).

Don’t Follow Their Song: Muse becomes a Siren for (anon specified).

Feathered Freak: Muse becomes a Harpy for (anon specified).

Creepy Crawlies: Muse becomes a Giant Spider (specified species) for (anon specified).

Tehe!: Muse becomes a fairy/pixie for (anon specified).

As You Wish: Muse becomes a Genie trapped in a lamp for (anon specified).

Dangling Guts: Muse becomes a Pennangalan for (anon specified).

Part of your World: Muse becomes a Merfolk for (anon specified).

One-Eye: Muse becomes a Cyclops for (anon specified).

Living Clay: Muse becomes a Golem for (anon specified).

Sticky Coat: Muse becomes a Kelpie for (anon specified).

I Come In Peace: Muse becomes an Alien for (anon specified).

Clean Up, Aisle Four: Muse becomes a Slime for (anon specified).

Why’s the Floor Shaking?: Muse becomes a Giant for (anon specified).

Pay My Toll!: Muse becomes a Troll for (anon specified).

Stone Wings: Muse becomes a Gargoyle for (anon specified).

Horrible Screaming: Muse becomes a Banshee for (anon specified).

Born from Ashes: Muse becomes a Phoenix for (anon specified).

Goat Sucker: Muse becomes a Chupacabra for (anon specified).

Release the Kraken!: Muse becomes a Kraken for (anon specified).

Stormy Seas: Muse becomes a Thunderbird for (anon specified).

Freaky Pussy: Muse becomes a Manticore for (anon specified).

Headless and Horseless: Muse becomes a Dullahan for (anon specified).

Annoying Little Pest: Muse becomes a Goblin for (anon specified).

Stitched Together: Muse becomes a Frankenstein for (anon specified).

Am I Pretty?: Muse becomes Kuchisake-Onna for (anon specified).

Slithering: Muse becomes a Naga for (anon specified).

Look into my Eyes: Muse becomes a Gorgon for (anon specified).

Noseless Monument: Muse is a Sphinx for (anon specified).

Three Heads Aren’t Always Better: Muse is a Cerberus for (anon specified).

Twilight Much?: Muse becomes a Vrykolakas for (anon specified).

Dear, Prince(ss): Muse becomes an Alicorn for (anon specified).

Beaked Puss: Muse becomes a Griffin for (anon specified).

Vile Pest!: Muse becomes a Wererat for (anon specified).

Pointy Ears: Muse becomes an Elf for (anon specified).

Watch Your Hair!: Muse become a Will O Wisp for (anon specified).

I’m In My Element: Muse becomes an Elemental (specified element) for (anon specified).

Too Many Parts: Muse becomes a Chimera for (anon specified).

Is It Moving?: Muse becomes an Automaton for (anon specified).

Bump In The Night: Muse becomes a Boogieman and terrorizes another’s muse for (anon specified) nights.

Handy Tyke: Muse becomes Dwarven for (anon specified).

Sand Crawler: Muse becomes a Death Worm for (anon specified).

Tusked Fiend: Muse becomes an Ogre for (anon specified).

Common Beast: Muse becomes a monster from his/her own world (anon specified) for (anon specified).