pawnee town slogans

The Signs as Pawnee Town Slogans
  • aries: First in Friendship, Fourth in Obesity
  • taurus: Welcome German Soldiers
  • gemini: It's Safe to Be Here Now
  • cancer: The Paris of America
  • leo: Engage With Zorp
  • virgo: Welcome Vietnamese Soldiers
  • libra: Zorp is dead. Long Live Zorp
  • scorpio: The Akron of Southwest Indiana
  • sagittarius: Birthplace of Julia Roberts
  • capricorn: Home of the World Famous Julia Roberts Lawsuit
  • aquarius: The Factory Fire Capital of America
  • pisces: Welcome Taliban Soldiers
Pawnee Town Slogans


1820-1824
Pawnee: The Paris of America


1824-1880
Pawnee: The Akron of Southwest Indiana


1939-1945
Pawnee: Welcome, German Soldiers.
After the Nazis took France our mayor kind of panicked.


1945-1964
Pawnee: The Factory Fire Capitol of America.


1964-1974
Pawnee: Welcome, Vietnamese Soldiers.


1974-1976
Pawnee: Engage with Zorp.
For a brief time in the ‘70s our town was taken over by a cult.


1976
Pawnee: Zorp is Dead. Long Live Zorp.


1977-1985
Pawnee: It’s Safe to Be Here Now


1985-1988
Pawnee: Birthplace of Julia Roberts.
That was a lie. She sued, and so we had to change it.


1988-2001
Pawnee: Home of the World Famous Julia Roberts Lawsuit.


2001-2009
Pawnee: Welcome, Taliban Soldiers.

2009-present
And finally, our current slogan:
Pawnee: First in Friendship, Fourth in Obesity.